Confused about alcohol

I just turned 21 last week and ive been testing out different alcohol. How do I know if im drunk? How much is too much?
Heres some backstory
>never had alcohol
>on birthday force down half a flute of champaigne
>hated the taste but couldnt tell if i felt anything
>days later have almost a full bottle of beer, didnt really like the taste and nothing happened
>day later have a full wine cooler, like the taste and get headache
>just now, had half a wine cooler, feeling dizzy and slightly naseous, but not sure if thats why
Have I been drinking too much? Ive only been drinking out of curiosity to try new ones.
But ive drank like 4 times this week so is that bad on my health?
Am I going to have a hangover since I drank a winecooler yesterday and one today?

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1. how drunk u get depends on a lot of things, how much you’ve eaten, etc

2. the amounts you are describing are NOT enough to get you drunk unless you’re drinking on an empty stomach and are a tiny person. try having a cocktail or a glass of whiskey and then see how you feel

Oh and somewhere in between the champaigne and beer i had a few sips of wine.
Im a bit worried..i feel like thats a lot of alcohol in a short time. When i see other people being drunk it seems like they have no control over their mind and they act stupid. But i havent felt that yet. Will that happen to me?

Okay I had a cheeseburger earlier and oatmeal a little bit ago so I hope im okay. Im not fat but not a skeleton either.

that would be the purpose for which human beings invented alcohol, yes

This is pretty hilarious

My heart is racing im in bed and i cant get comfy

If you want to be pro. Take notes and do simple experiments.

You're not drunk until you've crossed over 0.08 Blood Alcohol Content. 0.1 or higher is pretty well wrecked.

Most people have the ability to process a whole drink per hour, so you're talking a whole glass of wine, a whole beer, a shot of liquor. As a total newbie, you might start really feeling the effects at 3-4 beers. Start there.

I had about 15 shots of whiskey and 3 bottles of cider and that only made me unbalanced to a degree, I did throw up though, at the time I weighed 93kg. That was my first ever experience with alcohol.

I have tried to become stupid drunk a couple of times and it never works (8 or so shots of different spirits), I think you have to have a specific type of brain for that to happen.

I used to be able to drink heroic amounts of alcohol when I was younger. Like 8-10 pints and shots. Three bottles of wine. Almost a whole bottle of spirits. Nowadays I'm shit at drinking. Generally 3-4 pints and I'm done. I drink most, but not all days, usually one half to one and a half pints of medium to high strength beer. I definitely feel 2 beers and if I was as much of a dork as op I would start in the 2 - 3 drink range. In Japan I drank a lot of shochu cocktails, like 9% 100yen 360ml cans. 2 was a sweet spot for tolerating the crowd. Also they were dry. Sugary drinks promote hangovers.

you will know when you are very relaxed and chill and emotional

Humans didnt invent alcohol doodoo

Oh wow interesting. That was brave of you.
And interesting point about having a certain brain for that. What is your personality like? I just find it hard to imagine being so out of it you embarrass yourself that much. Ive been under anesthesia and that just made me emotional.
Ah so age must play a factor. 2 or 3 seems like a lot idk. I dont want to get stupid drunk I actually like the idea of being able to drink a lot but not havung it effect me. Since I dont have the desire to drink I would save that power for special occassions just to show off or something. But I am dissapointed that I cant enjoy champaigne. Its so classy but it reminds me of rubbing alcohol and I associate that with nausea and hospitals.
But im already like that in general. I tune out and relax and then get emotional randomly. And ive never done drugs.

Im getting emotional right now desu..im so lonely i wish i had a bf :(

not in the way alcohol makes you, its a whole other level, like ypu a goofy when you are alone level.

I will admit, things get more amusing when I’m drunk, but not very much so compared to me being sober. Like I will find things more funny. The only major thing that really happens, is my balance becomes moderately worse. (After like I said in my previous post, about 8 or so shots of some kind of spirit)

My personality is just a very reserved, stoic, humble/modest but can also joke way too much type. I don’t really know what else to add since I really don’t know desu.

There’s a time and place for alcohol. I’m sure Marcus Aurelius has a few nights of drunken stupor, likely after a few victories in the war campaign

basically you feel dizzy.

>zoomers are liteally this mentally ill
interesting

I'll have a beer in your name you faggots this thread made me laugh. Also beer can taste very different depending on what you got, if you tried bud light and didn't like it it may just mean your palate is more refined have some craft beer or at least a Miller lite if you'd like to give it another shot.