This is the National Bank of Tuvalu, the country with the lowest GDP on this planet

Aren't we still at war with these fuckers?

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>It externally looks cleaner than half the buildings in Detroit.

This isn't a joke, by the way.

It’s nicer than Israel’s national bank.

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tuvalu gdp per capita is about 3,500 usd, which is aight

If that’s the case, time to open a bank account in Tuvalu.

WTF?

>literally looks evil.
lmao. these kikes simply can't contain themselves.

safety first

Imagine breaking in. I imagine they didn’t spare any expense to protect their shekels.

Why would you waste food for such a bad joke?

this design looks very annoying

Some rich Jow Forumsack should buy it and turn it into an ethnostate.

Waste food? It's perfectly edible and quite delicious cooking it that way.

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>say something nice about it

I've never seen a bank without any Jews before.

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please dont antagonize tuvalu again, theyll shut down the site.

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Fuck off tuvalu internet defense force.

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we really dont need this

have you been there? the place looks like paradise

Ok anons we need to pool our resources and obtain a faily large sailing yacht, load it up with Ak-15's and invade Tuvalu because it's the right thing to do.

Well it's one of the world best performing Tuvaluan bank.

>ak-15
I think you mean the ar-47

>Ak-15
military-today.com/firearms/ak_15.htm

Ar, Ak, whatever. As long as it shoots and is effective against Tuvans.

Holy shit it’s not a meme.

Guys Ive been waiting for the invasion to start, when are we finally gonna get a boat to get there. im sure Jow Forums is still with us even though its been a few years

I already got a boat but it's only 32' so I'd be limited to an invasion force of just a few others and myself. I'm certain we could take the island but holding it would be the problem. We need more boats and enough Jow Forums people to take and hold the islands in the long term.

isnt it a part of britain?
it would not be easy to hold it

>Hours Mondays -Fridays 9:00AM-2:00PM
How do I get a job as a Tutu-Baloo banker so I can only work 25hrs a week doing nothing because no one actually has money.

We'd claim to be gay nigger refugees.

>I can only work 25hrs a week doing nothing
why not just start a career as a part time software dev?

It's a shame Jow Forums island never became a thing. Would be a beautiful thing is a government run by Jow Forums constantly in conflict with federal Jow Forumsserve over shitcoin rates.

I remember the old plan being we were to take a few small sized yachts and anchor off the coast during the night and ride jet skis and shit and land on the beach near the main part of the island to secure all the important buildings. It was suggested we only needed about 100-150 armed autist with nuggets to take the island initially.

redpill me on condom-dogs

behind the invasion fleet will be a support fleet with hydroponic equipments and medical supplies so that we can start to hold the island for a long time.

Jet skis were a bad idea though, we need inflatable Zodiac boats that can be deployed from the sailing vessels. Faster than jet skis and can carry weapons and supplies to the beachhead.

You serious? Kikes can bribe the entire bank with 5000 USD.

Aren't we still technically in a state of War with Tuvalu?

It's sous vide you fuckin pleb.

We tried that a couple years ago. It didn't take off.

I don't recall signing an armistice with Tuvalu....The war rages on!

Yeah I know, was in the threads. Looks like we need a different plan.

i think in general poor people take better care of most things because they know they cant get it replaced like some rich dude

I should apply for a loan there.

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want to know how I can tell you've never been to the ghetto?

Looks more honest than the ones found in the western world.

THis

Is it run by jews?

>implying the ghetto is poor
There's a big difference between people having no personal resources and no resources. Ghettos get tons of gibs to keep them afloat.

Tuvalu? I thought we invaded that country.

Today I learned:
1- the AK-15 is not just a meme
2- they finally recognized they were right all along, 7.62x39 is the master calibre.

>How do I get a job as a Tutu-Baloo banker
Aren't those pretty standard hours for banks to be open?
Around here (somewhere in yurope) they open at 10:00 and close at 16:00. (if they open earlier, they also close earlier and vice-versa)
If you're a wagecuck the only time you can go to the bank is at lunch break.

Niggers don't take care of anything whether they're poor or rich.

>.tv
www.news.com.au/technology/the-island-nation-of-tuvalu-is-being-kept-afloat-by-its-domain-name/news-story/9af6c78e14c071013ddd7fa9ac64aa7f

how about landing a plane on the airstrip with a small band of armed Jow Forumsommandos who then storm the government building to force a formal surrender at gunpoint?

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>implying
the only jew on tuvalu is the bank guvernor

Probably a safer place for your moneys than a (((burger bank)))

Typical kike architecture, all over the place, no coherence at all

dude you gotta watchout or the media is gonna get on this plan

is Jow Forums still at war?
did someone sign a peace treaty yet?

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We're here sitting on our asses while we could be storming those beaches, bringing true freedom and justice to that shithole in the name of eternal meme glory. Our grandfathers would be pissed!

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The shame...

I would eat them

>say something nice about it
Women are very cheap!

It's cute

WHERE DO I INVEST??????

Imagine, me.... user.... the jew king of Tuvalu!!!

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is it supposed to look like lizard scales? who the fuck though this was a good idea?

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In the US they generally only have short hours on Saturday(closed on Sundays most of the time) and it's 9-5 at the very least every weekday and usually one weekday is extended late hours.