Seriously, how do i become hetero?

Seriously, how do i become hetero?

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Become trans then date men. That's how it works in this crazy clown world

Watch more Anime like JoJo

Stop going to Jow Forums

Not be gay

Go to therapy, find out your trauma. Stop watching porn.

go back in time and run away from the person who molested you

Stop being a faggot. Problem solved

Start by unfucking yourself soldier!

Did not not like girls at all in your life?

suck female cock

make a folder of only hot chicks and only fap to that.

Based trips user

I do like some Tomboys

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Eat a bullet

Watch progressively more feminine traps and other gay shit, then migrate to tomboys and finally, the good ol' bobs and vagene.

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good morning, why are you gay?

Sounds like a plan hue hue hue
Good morning, i have no idea, i am into boys as long as i remember (at the age of 7 when i would kiss all the boys in my street)

Fuck a pussy like a man
do it fast and hard
choke her and slap her ass
You'll feel like a man and won't want to get aids anymore

an hero, respawn, repeat until you get the playthrough you want. the universe isn't complicated.

You are wise for a gay. Most do not realize that while young men look good, it becomes more and more difficult to maintain the same relationship once all sex appeal is gone. At this point you become likened to a catholic priest when you eye all the hot little boys, teenagers and young men.

While someone able to hit it off with a woman is destined to seek a deeper bond that will stand the test of time as someone to lean on, and biological predisposition towards woman in bio-psychological union, especially after having children which brings about responsibility, averts loneliness, and brings happiness.

might I suggest futanari hentai to aid you?

>deeper bond
>with a woman
get a load of this faggot

For one, don't call Trunks cute, faggot.

Yeah i've noticed that the older we get the uglier gay guys are, and i don't want to end up as a 50yo men chasing teenager boys

Shtok ahi, Trunks ahuvi

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That’s an outright lie. Older men are much more desirable, for homos and women alike.

1. Stop watching porn
2. Get therapy
3. Realize that men’s butt holes are gross
4. Realize that shoving dicks up your butt is gross and will give you anal prolapse when you’re old
5. Discover the beauty of women
6. Fuck a woman
7. Congrats, you’re no longer gay

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Learn the difference between brotherhood and desire

>1. Stop watching porn
I really must do that, my record so far is ~20 days without it
>2. Get therapy
What kind of therapy? (I don't need a psychologist to talk to, i have millions of people on the internet for that)
>3. Realize that men’s butt holes are gross
Not that much more than vaginas, but you are right
>4. Realize that shoving dicks up your butt is gross and will give you anal prolapse when you’re old
I am top only, i don't like being passive
>5. Discover the beauty of women
Hard, i'll try
>6. Fuck a woman
It's impossible to find a cute prostitute around here, but i'll try
>7. Congrats, you’re no longer gay

Stop being gay faggot

both good ideas

Try harder bastard

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Never got molested, in fact i was the one molesting the other boys in my street when i was 7-9yo

moar about those pedo stories?

Does the thought of ejaculating inside a wet pulsating hot vagina arouse you?

Just imagining that makes me rock hard

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I really do recommend the no porn thing, I’ve found that when I watch a lot of it, I start getting desensitized to it and look for progressively more fucked up shit including gay. When I’ve not watched it for a while I like the more vanilla stuff and the fucked up or gay shit becomes a turn off.

>Realizing you focusing on the dick when you watch porn
Just admit you're bi/gay and go suck a cock

>pedo
I was 7-9yo and the other boys had about the same age
A little
Ok, i will do it

Go back to Plebbit.

>A little
Can you get hard, masturbate and finish just imagining the idea of filling that fuckhole?

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Stop being gay

my friend, the problem here is that despite you having grown older, your attraction to literal boys and teenagers remains the same. Porn and sexual experiences at an early age really fucks you up, gay or not.

The most important thing for you is to realize that homosexuality is not normal, despite what everyone else says. It goes against our very instincts to breed with the opposite sex and pass our genes on. Stay off the porn, no jacking off or fantasizing either, you must find purpose in something else. Going cold turkey alone never works when dealing with addictions, you need something new to focus on, something productive and healthy, I'll leave that up to you.

After your body has acclimatized (yes, we do go through withdrawals) and doesn't expect sexual release everyday, you will naturally start to gravitate back towards finding women attractive. If you still think other men are attractive, remind yourself it is not natural, it's deviant behavior, and you don't need to view relationships with other men in a sexual manner, it's not like us hetero men stop having female friends after getting a gf, but we know better than to cheat.

Nah man, the vagina is more important, I can tolerate an unattractive guy, but if the woman isn’t attractive I can’t get off

first if you masterbate stop. completely stop for about 3 months or so. do not look at porn do not look at men, then start looking at women's asses then progress to boobies over time. (they say it's the gateway to gay which means it's the way back to straight) also pray to jesus repent of your sin and ask for salvation. That's how i did it.

I dont even watch porn with guy unless it's POV with a really fine one

Just watch/listen to hoes orgasming on dildos/fingers

I don't think you can bro. the success rate of individuals using self discipline, medication or conversion therapy, either of their own free will or of their being compelled to undergo such treatment, has traditionally been poor

hopefully you live in a western country. if so, there's never been a better time to be gay than today. you might have to divorce yourself from your existing social circles for a while until you learn to like yourself

if you live in some theocratic, african, central american or eastern bloc hellhole where being gay just might get your ass kicked or even killed, then idk what to tell you. fake it til you make it? get good at keeping shit on the dl? whatever the case, best of luck to you

Just change your body type if you don’t want to be a twink fuckhole any longer

homos have it so easy. most normal people have to work their asses off everyday if they want to make the world a better place. all you have to do is kys.