The first sound to be heard on Mars contest by european space agency

Someone needs to upload Christchurch audio so we can vote it to first place.

Oh no, the commies already put the internationale! Jow Forums we must act

ALL YOUR BASE YOUR BASE BASE BASE
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
>low-frequency sweeps
>processed speech at a single pitch
>great for analyzing the acoustic properties of Martian atmosphere

no we must not, Europe is a joke

I wanna hear shadilay or he wil not divide us btw

How are you coping with the mestizo/negroid genes mutt?

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hehe

Fpbp

better then you're coping with that Algerian semen in your mom's cunt bro

yes she is Black Reared

Europe eh? It should be the sound of muslims raping white women. That truly encapsulates modern Europe.

remove kebab

>Come help choose the song to be played in a studio
Mars is a fake planet

>european space agency
It should be a Muslim putting his BBC inside ur women

the link just says transmit from mars to earth it's nothing exciting

We must introduce the ayys to best Jewess

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Stop shilling that neoliberal jew's sister

already did this joke in first post bro

Big Khazar Milkers are redpilled

Abigail is GOAT, fuck you.

Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

Should be something from the Pale Blue Dot audiobook desu.

Ive put up Shadilay as a contender, all you need to do is vote. Quickly now.

Vote:
mars.vesmir.cz/detail/LsAkT7de

stupid curry nigger
it said 30 seconds, so this will be categorically be denied

>when trolling reaches mutually assured destruction tier.

It called European mission, but keep in mind that only rover build by ESA, it will fly on russian rocket, with russian insertion stage and will land on Mars on russian landing module.

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Someone should edit some Trump sound bits and make a funny space speech, should include the "bing bing bong bing" and him talking about his space force. Make it a speech about keeping Mexicans out of Mars.

youtu.be/VHAMaQD_D30

We should put Erika or Panzerlied

fpbp it has to be done
hilarious, obnoxious and 100% sjw-proof

It’s obviously going to be Bowie

>mfw the current first place

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With the air being so thin I wonder what it's going to sound like, whatever they decide to play.
Obviously they should play the first verse of the Horst Wessel Lied but they'll never do that, or Also Sprach Zarathustra.

this is unambiguously the correct answer... also checked... :)

youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg

This on loop, forever.

this someone make a 30 second erika edit

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jesus christ... hahahaha... i hope they dont shoah this vote...

That ratty face. I bet shes got massive salami nips too. Gross

Someone should submit the OH NO NO No LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD clip

I'd vote for something that would educate future generations on the horrors of Holocaust and the perishing of the 8.4 million Jewish people during WW2

Actually fuck it let's just vote for Klendathu Drop

aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou John Madden

youtube.com/watch?v=eO696B03l48

Fellow white people, this is the one and only message that shall be played on the surface of Mars.

mars.vesmir.cz/detail/UHW2f97d

SHEEIIITTTT

Ride of the Valkyries
It is a reasonable suggestion.
NASA old nerds will love it from old sci fi.
It was also promoted by Hitler.
Would be a huge win.

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There were lots of sounds heard on Mars back when it was home to the first human civilization.

Because you frickin fricks just can't ever be quenched, your fantasies just can't ever be quenched can they? When will you learn, when will you learn that your actions have consequences?

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>heh heh forget video and life detection modules
>too expensive!
>let's put a random speaker on this robot for no reason
It pisses me off how they handle Mars. It's the one fucking conspiracy I believe in. There is microbial life on Mars.

Quick rundown
>Viking 1 and 2 both detected life signs in dirt
>deliberately killed it
>scientific community came out and made up some bullshit about chemicals
>the people actually working on Viking 1 and 2 said that explanation made no sense
>NASA refuses to ever send life detection modules on another rover
>the 2020 rover will not detect life on the ground, instead it will take soil samples and expect anything living in the spike to survive a 9 month trip back to earth through space

>Mars is not geologically active
>there are seasonal releases of massive amounts of methane from under ground
>some of the toughest and most extreme life forms we know of live underground
>they can literally live in acid
>when Mars lost its atmosphere most of the water either evaporated or retreated underground
>surface water is a waste of time

There is demonstrably life on Mars and space agencies are going out of their way not to look for it. Probably because religionfags would riot desu

Can we just settle on this one and get a new thread?