They'll ask "Oh hey user, there's a package here for you! What did ya get son?" and I'm gonna sperg out.
Wtf do I do?
"Oh yeah I just bought a fake pussy online haha"
I'm 19 btw, I am just home for the summer.
>inb4 PO box, I don't wanna pay like 15 bucks extra
Get some random thing that looks like you might have ordered it online and say that was in the package.
Just tell them what it is
If they get mad just be like wow I can't even get a girlfriend and you want to deny me even this?????
>"Oh hey user, there's a package here for you! What did ya get son?"
>"oh you know, just computer things"
there.
It should also come in a discreet generic brown box and the return address' name should also be something generic like BUSINESS ENTERPRISES LTD, it won't say like DIRTY SLUT WHORES' SEX SHOP AND PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITE on the box or anything
Something they wouldn't understand or know how to question like computer parts or something.
Fwiw they can easily figure it out by googling the return address
t. Guy whose roommate bought a Fleshlight online
>>inb4 PO box, I don't wanna pay like 15 bucks extra
Get the fucking PO box. It’s literally the price you pay to hide your shame from your parents
Kek
Did you tell him you knew?
Sounds like something my dad would do.
If they're that nosy like at that point why not just open the package themselves
Luckily my parents are old as hell and against technology so they wouldn't know to google something like that. Also they respect my privacy at least some. Enough to not be googling everything that gets mailed me to.
No
Maybe
Best approach is the sympathy card
Just say it's a sex toy
If they laugh just point out you don't have anyone to have sex with so it's easy for them to talk
There will be a moment of embarrassed silence and then they won't talk about it again
Same boat my man, literally just find out when your mailman comes everyday, they usually will stop by the same time unless you're in a more urban area. Then just wait until they get there and make sure to get it before anyone is home to notice.
Also you can get tracking for these packages too so you know the exact day it's coming, best bet is to have it come on a weekday when other people are at work.
Simplest solution though is getting a PO box, I know I'm stingy with my money too even when I need to spend it, but it'll save you the hassle.
I work from 8 to 4:30 when the package will come.
I bought a google cardboard for vr porn and I since it is coming sooner than the pocket pussy I will use it as a litmus test with my dad to see if he will open it "on accident".
I will also go out and get a cheap ass ps4 game from jewstop and pretend the package was a new game.
Wish me luck bros.
Just get it delivered to a mail box or amazon locker.
+1 for Amazon locker
I live in the middle of bum-fuck no where dude.
middle of nowhere?
go to a truck stop adult bookstore. usually they have things to fuck.
i mean, you can buy a pocket pussy there. sorry i forgot to spell it out im on 4chans.
Don't know about pocket pussies but usually stuff like that has veiled boxes. Just go to a sex shop
more importantly, did you try it out yourself?
Go to a sex shop and just buy the stuff from there or have them order it for you to pick up.
This is what I personally did and it saved me all those package and payment method complications.