Hey guys. Not really sure what board to put this on but I want to tell my story. It’s kinda long but I’m hoping I’ll feel better if I write it down. (part 1)
Spring 2016
> be me > enrolled in engineering program in college > just turned 19 > still khhv > walk into Cal II class > sit down in some spot kinda near the front by myself > socially awkward, maybe aspie > bowl cut, glasses, the whole works > professor is a dipshit who looked like he’d never taught math before > no one knows what is going on > always been good at math but know we’re all probably screwed anyway > few days later > get first HW assignment > me and a few other people (all engineers of different disciplines) are in a study group > qt3.14 girl that sits behind me that I lowkey have a crush on is there too > HW is impossible > classmates can’t do it, grad student friend can’t do it, even my math professor friend can’t do it > everyone turns in some bullshit > few weeks later > time for first exam > all multiple choice > deducts point for a wrong answer, possible to get a negative score > prof says he’s “merciful” so he’ll round you up to a 0 > class average is like a 30 > no curve > got a 100 > mfw > try to keep it a secret and hide my score > deflect when people ask me > they find out anyway > suddenly a math god
> me, qt3.14 girl, and a few other friends talk to chair of math department > tfw he actually listens > department chair sits in on a class > professor is nervous, stammering, sweating bullets > monkaS irl > fired days later > get new prof > probs a little salty that he had a 8 AM class he had to teach now on top of everything else > dude looks like a wizard with his long beard > take a swig of his coffee and lets out a big yawn > starts every class by saying “Alright, so…” > everyone thinks he’s the best prof ever after our last shitshow > actually teaches us > tells us he’s wiping the grades (lol rip 100) > class moves on > start going to qt3.14 girl’s dorm room on almost a nightly basis to help her with math since i’m a math god now > studying together, but I kinda already knew the stuff > just wanted to spend time with her > had a bluepill belief that if I spent time with her and did things for her, she’d like me > taking like 7 or so classes at the time, lot of credit hours > only sleeping a few hours a night > fast-forward a couple months > take her to see Zootopia > try to make a date out of it > make a dumbass out of myself instead > autism.jpg > get rejected afterward > mfw > semester wraps up > both of us get an A > get an A in all my other classes > hope to see her this summer
Carson Gray
(part 3)
Summer 2016
> got internship at power company > travel all over the state doing maintenance on equipment at different plants > go to qt3.14 girl’s hometown on week > need dinner one night > can’t drive company car myself > ask girl (it’s becoming arduous to write qt3.14 every time) to pick me up > not even as a date, just a favor > mfw she won’t even though she had no reason > mfw I have to trek through the mud instead to get to subway instead > seething thinking of all the stuff I did for her in the spring > done with her > get back to hotel room with soaked boots and mud a couple inches above my ankles > throw jeans in dirty clothes and play Simple Plan’s “you don’t mean anything” > decide to move on
Asher Nguyen
(part 4)
Fall 2016
> we don’t talk anymore > see her once as I am waiting in line for some food > leave so I don’t have to interact with her > no contact
Daniel Kelly
(part 5)
Spring 2017
> get into my differential equations class > prof talks super quiet and I can’t understand a thing he is saying > gonna dip so fast > go talk to administration in math department > see if there’s any openings that fit my schedule since they all showed full online > there’s a spot with the wizard professor, savior of Cal II, praise be upon him > POGGERS.jpg > get into class > girl is there > decide this stupid grudge isn’t worth it > might as well have someone to sit by in a new class > take the seat in the front row next to her and her friend > her friend is in my major, but we didn’t know each other well > things are still a bit awkward for me so I just keep quiet aside from a half-hearted “hey” and “how’s it been” normie small talk > a couple weeks pass by > the three of us go to lunch together > I got my food quickly and girl asks me to save some seats for them > tell her “no” for essentially the first time > she asks “please” but I go to the gym instead (went a lot that semester since my dorm room was close) > a week later we’re at lunch again > she’s worried about a chemistry test and asks for my help but again I decline > not gonna let myself be used > this pattern continues on during the semester where i’m staying lukewarm towards her > not begrudging anymore but still unable to trust her > grow more warm than cold as time passes > don’t wanna let myself fall for her again but at the same time can’t help it > she has a boyfriend at the time but I could tell they weren’t too close; could get her if I wanted
Connor Foster
(part 6)
> finals week approaches > we study together basically all week in our respective subjects > one day I try to help her with her chemistry final > she’s freaking out nervous > fuckit.jpg > pull her in for a hug in the library and console her telling her it’ll be okay > study diff. eq the next day > we both get an A in that class again > last night of studying ends > she drops me off at my dorm > I tell her i’ll miss her > should I kiss her? > I didn’t cuz I was still too much of a bitch despite getting better > see her for the last time that semester but know that something special could happen
Brayden Ramirez
(part 7)
Summer 2017
> Get home, no internship this summer > Decide to level up my chess game > was always a strong player and wanted to get the National Master title > start streaming almost daily > girl starts following me on twitch > we have playful bantz in the chat > I let her join the skype calls with me and my chess friends > this continues on for a couple weeks > one night it’s going late and she tells my other two friends to gtfo > asks me if she can call me 1-on-1 > ohshitisthisit.jpg > starts off telling me “user... I don’t really how to say this but… I think I really like you” > tell her that I like her too > ask her if she wants to start dating and she nods her head > firstgfholyshit.gif > tell each other that we kinda knew around April > tells me she wished I could’ve been with her every night instead of her prior bf (they had since broken up) > tell her that I had loved her too but was too scared because of what had happened in the past > tell her I was scared of being betrayed again > she apologizes profusely > rivers of girl tears > I tell her I love her and forgive everything > I tell her I wanna be with her > start calling each other “boy” and “girl” > we talk for 4 hours until 5 AM > latest she’s ever stayed up > both of us can barely sleep > next day tell my mom > happy for me but tells me to be cautious > girl falls in love > when she falls in love, she falls hard. Everything else is secondary. > girl leaves for France a day later (she’s half-french visiting her family)
> we talk every night for three weeks > time zone put her 5 hours ahead of me iirc > my routine was to stream chess until ~1 AM and then skype her until 4-5 AM > sleep suffered but I didn’t care > I was so happy > she makes up a song about me to the theme of “do you ears hang low?” > “I got a cute sweet boy and I love him a lot” > “He’s really cute and really sweet” > “I love this boy with all my heart” > “He’s a cute, sweet boy!” > I start teaching her chess > she starts teaching me french > neither of us are very good at it but we have a lot of fun >we start reading Le Petit Prince (french language version) > I read it, give her a rough translation, and she helps me along > read about 80 pages out of 100 > she gets a rating of about 1000 on chesskid > we play slither with trolly names trying to reach the leaderboard > most of all, we just talk > 3 weeks later> she arrives back in the United States > we both immediately go to the apartment she has near our university > reunite for the first time since becoming bf+gf > hug and cuddle for two hours straight before anything else > kiss a girl for the first time > touch a girl intimately for the first time (didn’t have sex) > stream chess with her by my side for the first time > play vidya with her > order a pizza and cinnamon sticks from Domino’s > smear the icing all over each other’s face > get in the shower together and kiss each other’s face clean > spend a magical weekend with her > day comes we have to leave > walk around the park by the museum > kiss her goodbye > can’t wait to see her again > get home > she starts a scrapbook with the pics we took together > super cute with hearts all over it > she comes to my house and stays for a few days > we dance in the living room to high school musical songs like little kids > we put puzzles together with my dad > we play with my big pile of legos > we play all the time > stream chess
Wyatt Long
(part 9)
> stream reaching all-time high viewership > she designs my channel’s custom emote > life has changed so much in the last couple months > she gives me the courage to try contacts > she wears them; I was scared to put anything in my eye. > I struggle at first because I had a bad brand but she encourages me not to give up > get the right brand and have no problems going forward > wearing contacts almost daily > got a decent haircut a few weeks earlier, so attractiveness went up 2-3 points easily overall > still training hard for my chess > about to play the biggest tournament of my life > fly to where it’s being held, ready to go > pumped.wmv > play the most amazing chess of my life > earn my National Master title > few weeks pass > go to her house > leave for her family’s beach condo (she comes from a lot of money) > spend all weekend chilling, playing vidya, streaming chess, cuddling, and having fun on the beach > mfw this summer I got an awesome girlfriend, the NM title, and became attractive
> school starts back > introduce her to all my friends > we start squadding up > semester starting off great > living situation collapses > living with three other dudes assigned to me who are loud, drunk, and wild > get stressed out > sleep and grades suffer > start staying with girl almost every night > she basically saved me this semester > she starts applying for an internship > far away, but she really wants it > makes it past the pre-screening process > her interview goes well > decision date approaches > she is checking her phone constantly > gets her notice > she’s in > happy for her > a little sad on the inside cuz I knew I’d miss her but I’d never show it > promise to visit her > take Tae Kwon Do with her > class is basically a meme and we have a blast > instructor tells us to yell “kihap” during every kick > meme it for some reason and now we’re adding kihap to our sentences > add kihap to the end of the “cute, sweet boy” song > hug and kiss her every night before we go to sleep > wake up every morning and snuggle each other some more > even if I could live at Park Place and Boardwalk I’d still want to be with her > semester flies by
> thanksgiving break > she’s a Disney fanatic > go to Disney World for the first time since I was a little kid > rush through Animal Kingdom in the morning so we can ride Flight of Passage for the first time > wait almost two hours > tfw worth it > go to Hollywood Studios the next day > always a thirsty boi when I eat > ask the waiter at 50s Prime Time Cafe for an extra water > mfw he brings the whole pitcher > girl bursts out laughing uncontrollably or a solid 5 minutes > i’m laughing because she’s laughing > restaurant looking at us > go to magic kingdom > ride Space Mountain for the first time cuz I was too scared to go on it when i was a kid > we end up riding every ride > go to Epcot and see the kawaii exhibit > most amazing vacation of my life > get back to school > finals week > study together all the time like last spring > she finishes with a semester 4.0 for the first time > both make the Dean’s List > end of semester > visit her place over Christmas break > see her for the last time before she leaves for her internship
Spring 2018 > sublease my apartment so I don’t have to return to my living situation > move into her newly vacated apartment > hardest semester of my life ahead > she and most of my friends are away on internship > coursework during this time is also the most rigorous > study hard > call girl every day > 2D quality nothing compared to 3D > having a rough time > one night I call my brother (a psychologist) and ask him what I can do about anxiety > feel like I’m about to break> take a test in the hardest class > make the lowest grade out of all the students > mfw I go from being a math god to getting rekt by facts and logic > slowly slog through all the work and get into a routine > grades improve > spring break comes > visit girl and go to Disney World for the second time > she got the max high score on one of the toy story rides for the first time > had a blast the whole time but the location didn’t really matter > was happy just to see her again > want to spend the rest of my life with this girl > she wants to spend the rest of her life with me > know I can’t get married now but just know I will someday > we each go back to our occupations > school finishes up relatively uneventfully > make a B in the class that I thought I might fail (the one I got the lowest grade in) > A in everything else> end of semester > girl decides to go back to university with me for the summer (I had one more class to take as a pre-req)
Bentley Cooper
Summer 2018
> we both take a business ethics class that is a total meme > easiest class of our college career > one documentary made a lot of chess references and we were both pogging > both have a lot of free time > we start watching The Boondocks together > watch all three seasons cuddling on the couch > stream chess from time to time too > watch Parking Wars every Monday night, which is basically about a bunch of people fighting over parking tickets > start playing badminton together too > didn’t really compete, just tried to volley it as many times as possible > our record was like 150 or something > she leaves half-way through the summer since the ethics class was only a mini-mester > Coursework is reduced for me so I spend a lot more time on my chess now > Skype chess friends almost every night > got nearly perfect scores in all my summer classes > semester ends > go to the beach condo again with her > Play Doki Doki Literature Club for the first time together > Neither of us knew what to expect (made sure no spoilers ahead of time) > flipout.jpg > start singing the Doki Doki song to each other > “Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you...” > school about to start back in a couple of days > leave the beach
Carson Young
(part 14)
Fall 2018
> get an apartment at the same complex as girl > mfw the apartment right above hers > see each other all the time now > still spending Monday nights watching Parking Wars > she cooks crepes, I cook waffles > Tough semester for both of us coursework-wise > decide midway through that I want to go to graduate school > sign up the GRE the earliest possible date, which happens to be during finals week > meanwhile, she invites me to go to Disney World again on a big family vacation > decline, go to the mountains instead with my family > return back to school > have all my projects and exams due at once along with the GRE looming over me > igotthis.gif > hardest week of my life but i pull through > end up passing the GRE with the score of an average Harvard entrant > we both get a semester 4.0 > both want to go to grad school > both want to be together > school ends > spend Christmas break applying for graduate schools > applied to five > had no idea what would happen since I only had a couple semesters of research experience > girl asks me to consider her in my decision > I tell her that I’ll do the best I can
Kayden Powell
(part 15)
Spring 2019
> start of my final semester > girl is a year behind me since she did her internship > ready to finish strong > get accepted into prestigious school > accept the offer > but something’s not right > girl is distant from me > so easy to talk to before, so difficult to talk to now > everything feels like mundane small talk, the kind we had while I was lukewarm to her two years ago > now she’s lukewarm to me > go days for a time without seeing her even though we live next to each other > she’s constantly checking her phone for messages from a girl she met online from Europe > she starts counting down the days before the semester ends and she can go see her friend
Nathaniel Sanchez
(part 16)
> mfw I’ve become an afterthought > mfw I realize what’s going on > mfw I know when she falls in love, she falls hard > mfw I know I can’t do anything > mfw I know if I confront her, she’ll get defensive, call me jealous, or say I have nothing to worry about > mfw I’m watching a Shakespearean tragedy in which I’m a character. I know how it ends but I can’t stop it. > mfw she calls me three days ago after spending a week with her friend in Europe telling me she doesn’t want to be in this relationship anymore > mfw when the girl I wanted to spend the rest of my life with left me to be in a lesbian relationship with a girl she met online
Jaxson Long
(part 17, FINAL)
> mfw I experience the greatest pain of my life > mfw i’m grateful for all she’s done for me and bitter for what she did to me > mfw I was simultaneously right and wrong about everything > mfw i’ve seen my greatest dream and my worst nightmare both come true > mfw we will never finish Le Petit Prince > mfw I will never hear her say “hey boy” again; I’ll just be “user” from now on > mfw I will never hear her sing me a sweet, silly song again > mfw I know any hug in the future, if at all, will be platonic and awkward, instead of pure and whole-hearted > mfw I realize that traumatic experiences put me off something entirely (for example, I got really sick on Olive Garden when I was 10 and never went back) > mfw because of that trait I fear that I may never be able to love again, even if I wanted to > mfw she’s already moved on and will live carefree, rich, happy, and guiltless > mfw I’m left heavy, broken, scared, and lost > mfw I cry every time I hear the Doki Doki song > mfw I’m writing this on what would’ve been our 2-year anniversary > mfw I realize i’m a cuck and would take her back immediately despite my friends and family > mfw i realize I’ve become what I make fun of but it just hurts so much > mfw I realize I’m stupid for holding out any hope > mfw I realize I have to move on but don’t want to
> yfw you realize this story wasn’t for me, you, or advice at all > it was for her
Christopher Adams
Lol. Fag.
Gabriel Myers
>>smear the icing over each others face That sounds fucking disgusting. You two are both pigs and i hope you both die before 50.
