British Army

Mexican opinions don't matter. Sorry.

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It was mostly people making fun of his CIA stance

Why is this faggot speaking like he's got an 8 inch dildo shoved so deep inside his shitter his arsehole has closed back up entirely?

holyhell what a fucking faggot

This is exactly like my pretentious head master bitching about something likely insignificant acting like he's of greater moral character and worth than he really is. I even subconsciously slipped into rolling my eyes and my brain continuously asked when will this meaningless shite be over?

heh , so this how the modern anglo soldier looks like ?
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This guy is UK military? I could kick his ass no problem.

Parachute regiment shot at a picture of Jeremy Corbyn (opposition marxist leader) in training

Pic related.

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>tfw May is going to make Corbyn the next PM

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At least we can give it a thumbs down and support the paras actions kek

>1k dislikes to 1.3k likes
Better get to it bongers

He's big guy.

Fuck these cunts. I'd rather join France's Legion Negroix or German transwehr.

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You know how I know this website is full of 11 year old edge lords? These replies.

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that nigger sounds like some american actor trying extremely hard to sound british

>muh marines

Also, Fuck you, russian bots. Your military can't even handle the fuckin brits and they have one of the smallest militaries there are.

All of it seems so irrelevant with the rise of militarized AI, and the now-inevitable chaos of Europe.
I'm not the only one with this sentiment. UK army recruitment levels have plummeted for years.

No-one wants to join an army that won't defend their race, Who'da'thinker'thunkit.

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aaaahahahahahahah

Our marines alone could eat your Army alive. Only adding your legionaires could they stand a chance. Forget the fact that nothing in your arsenel can handle the Airforce or even the air wing of the Navy. Face it, you rely on Americans to protect you. Say thank you, and think about what you've done, frog.

Thanks for the vote of confidence yank.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46327046

This dude is hilarious

That fucking posture is ridiculous

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Why should we say thank you to a fairly oppressive regime that's run by Israel again?
Europeans in america and europe would be better off if ww1 and ww2 never happened.

It's a total fuck up, one that china will capitalize on this century, hard.

Thanks for...24/7 protection?

Your marines who literally ran away from Royal Marines in 1814 to surrender their president and white house? kek

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You're welcome, even if your a Nazi history revisionist.

>Da Joos was responsible 4 WW1 and 2

kek, It must have been hard in history class. Da Joos didn't develop "Lebenshraum".

am I grounded?
pls don't take my tv loicence mr army officer

Nice try faggot. We bagged hundreds on bunker hill, and they were fucking farmers and Britian was at the height of their empire. Also, It's 2019, not 1814 and the Marines you're talking about are all dead.

Also, Britain relies on American Military might to keep the Russians east of Poland. So say thank you, and think about how goofy your nation is.

who the fuck is liking that vid? what kind of person would do that? LOL, probably germans

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give me a tldw

go pay the jews a few billion, mutt. they got a war you need to fight in, LOL, americans are fucking dumb

What does the shit on his chest mean? Are they various objects he's trained to shove up his ass?

Is this a Monty Python parody?!

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the fucking stutter at the beginning

>i'm speaking t... to you today

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You tried to take Canada whilst we were in a titanic war with Napoleon 3,000 miles away and you still got BTFO loool

That chap in the bottom right looks familiar. Can't quite place it.

We pay them because we can. We pay them so we can protect Saudi Oil, which you and I need more than your used up faggot asshole.

We pay our vast sums to the Military Industrial Complex so you little faggot motherfuckers can sit and talk shit about the people protecting your economies and interests from the fuckin europoors who want the USSR back, only run by the Russian Mafia, child. Now shut the fuck up and go do your homework.

>Getting so mad over a video game that you go after the guy in real life

I would presume it's about this:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47837499

it's always Germans

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That's it ... keep fighting each other white goys ....
Hey Canada, the brits said you are Americas hat.
but America is being sandwich fucked by Canada and Mexico according to the Australians
New Zealand is Australia's retarded cousin that nobody knew existed until a Mosque got shot up.

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Retarded kids with shit gcse's who are subscribed and just like every video the army makes probably.

dissenter.com/discussion/begin?url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxLBLI1i-pM

The British "army" is turning back into an Anglo-Saxon warband.

express.co.uk/news/uk/822512/Britain-s-army-too-small-unprepared-war-General-Mark-Milley

>General Sir Nicholas Carter, the chief of the general staff, said his army was at its smallest for 400 years.

Congratulations, and now your Marines run off to die for Israel while Pakis rape your daughters.

Why is he holding his waist?

What were the allegations made against the soldiers? It can't seriously just be about that team killer video game guy

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Sexual harassment apparently.

Context?

What the fuck is he even talking about?

The standing position, the try-hard tone of voice and the generic greenscreen background make this seem like a parody. Are we sure this isn't just self-deprecating humour?

A thing I've noticed about the British army is that their soldiers from officers down look like a bunch of hobos that have raided a surplus store, they just don't look soldierly and never wear their uniform with any sort of pride.

Might be because most are just doing it because they're shit out of options in life. For me I always wanted to be in the army so I looked the dogs bollocks.

boomer detected.

They shot up a range-card with Jeremy Corben on it. Apparently they normally stick that range card among enemy rangecards and they're supposed to avoid it.
I'm not sure what the "illegality" of the act might be. They'll probably try to construe it as threatening behaviour so they can destroy the lives of a few white males.

As do yours chinkie

>implying yours is any better
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... I liked it, to the point and professional

Look at this fuckin queer

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mock him all you want. no doubt he has to say something. i dont even know wtf hes talking about, or why he is in the bbc news studio doing this recording, but i wouldnt be surprised if there are tensions below him, in the ranks of the military, who may or may not be upset with where our country has been heading for some time. maybe there is a fear, that the army might flip out? who knows. im surprised a guy like this is boss though. polish soldiers seem to make brits look like manlets. no disrespect to this guy, but i always imagine the military as big, scary men who look a certain way. this guy looks like he could be paul joseph watsons dad

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thank you

God damn the west is fuckin fagged out

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>New Zealand is Australia's retarded cousin that nobody knew existed until a Mosque got shot up.
the jew isnt wrong though... kek

Hollywood would have you believe the guy with the deepest voice and biggest body is the best soldier. The initial sas look a bit scrawny now, high voices and Queens English. .. thing is, they got the job done. Same for the soviets.

>Mr Britanon, I'm MI5.

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>why?
stronk pose

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It's almost like they know they're the laughing stock of the world.

The guys a fucking toy.

Britsh army regularly fucks any women who join, then suicide them when they don't want to be raped anymore. They did it to a 15 year old cadet before who lied about her age to get in.
They even assfuck blokes if there's no puss around.

While those are real events, I think it's fair to say that military strengths and dispositions have changed somewhat since 1814.

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He's on about paras shooting a picture of corbyn. A video got leaked.

youtube.com/watch?v=WfzcqGjV-3I

If only you know how bad things really are.

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yeah, i have no idea about the military. i respect those who will make the ultimate sacrifice to protect their nation. I thought the other morning, that the british way of life, i remember, i would be more than happy to fight, and defend it. but, that way is intentionally removed from our lives, and its illegal to talk or try to resurrect it. the christian values i remember growing up, feel like they are gone, and we now live in third world tier ghettos supporting every other ideology than our own. it makes me sad. I wonder, who is allowing this? why would teh monarch and the government allow it? are they, no longer ours? we need nobility back, and real knights willing to defend the TRUE britain, not this monster we are living in. if the royal family gave the word, we could return back to what we know,and we had to clean out society, i would more than happily assist

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That's ok, Norway.

you sound arabic

He's talking about soldiers using an image of Corbyn as target practice.
To be completely honest, I found that incident pathetic myself. Not because of "muh decency!" or any shit like that, but because soldiers seem to hate Corbyn more than they do the Pakistani rapists that abused white British girls. No uprising, no target practice of them - just silence. Bearded guy who says "Hmm, maybe you shouldn't die for Israel?" - blam blam blam.
The only thing to learn from the whole event is that the British Army can no longer be relied on to actually save the country. It's made up of nothing more than moronic stooges who hate and kill whoever the globalist elite want them to hate and kill.

oh yeah but you forgot we have the 3rd biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet.
what now ?

do these jets work ? or are they trash like your other ones? kek

This cannot be real
This is beyond parody

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>calls people underage

>starts sperging out about his country's military
>t.
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They're trying to meme a globohomo armed forces into existence but it' not working. It's anti-ethical to the kind of lad that might join in the first place.

How do you go from this
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To this
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Globohomo is going to collapse under the weight of its own faggotry.

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give him a couple minutes, he will be S E E T H I N G in his response lol

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antithetical is the word you're looking for.

Stfu, burger.