My uncle got a mail order bride when he was 65. His bride was 37

My uncle got a mail order bride when he was 65. His bride was 37.

For a start it was weird and he tells how she’d cook meals and stand behind him so she couldn’t be seen but could attend to anything he wanted. she would insist he finish before a massage and being tucked into bed. She seemed under the impression that a man was to be kept like a king and she was there for food and sex.

She would only eat for herself after he was asleep. He tells us he had to metaphorically beat the submissiveness out of her.

Now 14 years later they have three kids, she is fucking insane in that fun-insane kind of way, and more a part of the family than most of the extended family I grew up with. Cultures well and truly blended beautifully.

And when she visits, I get substantially fatter.

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Nice blog post fag. Fuck off back to reddiit

duuuuuuuuuude
I was totally on board until I saw the gooks
monkey nigger gooks too
that is why they treat him like a god because they know their place
doesn't mean you should breed with them
besides... who opts for the NO CHALLENGE mode?

Fat chuds obvi

Dibs on the 2nd from right. What a pretty woman.

cool kike

Left to right
>bj only
>smash
>smash
>smash with the lights off
>smash
>bj only

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One of my neighbors had this Russian gf who was here on a student visa. 8/10, nice tits and ass, and was smart and personable, someone you could have a convo with. She was into him and wanted to date, and eventually she asked if he would be interested in marrying soon so she could stay in US. He fucking turned her down and dumped her.
Mind you, this is a chick who was FAR out of his league. He was an incel looking fat piece of shit. If I hadn't been in high school at the time I would've went for her. I helped her ace her anatomy and physiology finals and she was leaning over me with her tits against my head, it was great. She got involved in some of our paintball games, bought me booze when I was still underage, smoked weed with us, and was just generally cool as fuck.
And this dumbass chumbucket loserass motherfucker ditched her and let her get sent back to Russia just because he didn't want to marry yet.
Not really related to the topic at hand...just...fuck incels, fuck the whole lot of them.

do you know how Satan/Saturn works?
it breaks men down into clay
only to rebuild them in his image
but yes you're right, fat clay chuds

>His bride was 37.
>37
maaaaan at least 21 or smt

He didn't have anything worth taking. Seriously, dude lived in a fucking add-on apartment above his parents garage. Still does. She would have got a sofa and maybe his xbox.

As for the law, you're telling me you wouldn't risk a slap on the wrist amount of jailtime for some married sex with a hot Russian qt? Are you gay?

Dude was a fucking loser living with his parents and still is. Oh no, she might have got his shitty craigslist sofa and his xbox!

>t. monolingual Amerimutt

Its disgusting how dumb you guys are.

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>hey did you guys notice hungarians don't communicate with perfect english

You don't say? Regardless, he was on point. Whatever your opinion of this guy is, he apparently had Russki supermodels throwing themselves at him. That sounds like the exact opposite of an incel.

He had one girl throwing herself at him and the faggot dumped her because he would've been expected to actually get a job and move out of his parents garage. Maybe basement dweller fits more. Point is he was a dumbass loser who essentially threw away a winning lottery ticket because he had no ambition and no desire to do anything other than collect grease and live off his daddy's pension. I have no clue what the fuck she saw in him because she was hot enough she could have easily found someone better off who would have been down for marriage.

>let me tell you how to live your life
How about you worry about yourself, user?

Why do you care? He doesn't owe her shit. He didn't want to marry her so he chose not to. White knight faggot.

Gay? No just able to get laid enough without risking jail time.

Smart man. Russian girls scam people.

Your Dad went through all that trouble and ended up with a roastie? I went to the Philippines and brought back a 17 year old. Get on my level cucklord.

Your uncle should if went younger 18-35
For mail order brides.

You did it right.
My neighbor brought back a 40 year old woman with two kids.
He fucked up

He had nothing to scam
Even if she ditched him 2 years after marriage he would of gotten 2 more years of sex out of her.

If you saw someone win a $20,000 lottery ticket, then set it on fire in front of you, wouldn't you be a bit agitated?
I mean sure it's his right, but it's also my right to regard him as a gay fucking loser for passing up on that opportunity.

If I was drunk and it was dark?
Naw.
Just hell naw.

Interesting flag, friend. I'd tell you to stop being a Jew and pay for a VPN, but you can't help it, can you?

watch out

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You're a fucking retarded nigger. If he's a fat loser of course it's smart for him not to fall into a marriage trap from some disgusting foreign roastie, she's just going to divorce him and take all of his shit.

You don't get sex in a marriage of convenience.

>mostly cute
Are you some kind of disgusting 40+ year old boomer? All of them are 2/10's at best. But the men are not handsome either, so it fits, and the utility of a good homemaker can be worth the ugliness.

He doesn't have any shit to take you fucking mong I covered that like 3 times

That you know of, my ID changing friend. What else could she have saw in him if he is this fat disgusting pig of a loser with no hope which you describe? And anyway, why didn't you marry her if you are so flustered about all this?

nice id shift you fucking absolute nigger
>doesn't have anything to take
Even if he has literally nothing to his name why should he debase himself and be a little cuckslave to some digsuting roastie whore just so she can abuse him for a greencard.

Go eat shit in a ditch and die you complete and utter faggot.

I wonder what you look like...

And why dont you contact this woman??

>Muh ID
It's called a phone you primitive leaf, maybe one day you Canadians will advance from telegram systems.
And stop being so illiterate, I plainly stated I was in high school at the time. By the time I graduated she was long gone back to the tundra.

It's called a phone you fucking kike, and you should just get over whatever bitch hurt you, it's pathetic for you to melt down so hard.

Because she's long gone and living in Russia again. I have her on normiebook but it's not like I can say "hey come back and I'll marry you bby"

You can get married while in high school with your parent's permission in your country. Maybe you should have used your phone to look that up instead of looking like a fool. Do I really need to be explaining your own laws to you?

"Oh hey mom can you sign my permission slip to marry a Russian college student so we can fuck like rabbits in the room down the hall?"

Honestly the day of the rake can't come soon enough

Fucking hell you thirsty faggot why didn’t you marry the bitch then? She wanted citizenship that’s it. She woulda been a bigger headache later. I understand that eurpean women that come here mostly end up taking off their clothes for money at some point. Pull your head out of your ass.

>can't convince his parents to let him marry
>blames some fat loser
>also blames canada for some reason

Everything is always someone else's fault for you, isn't it? I'm beginning to understand why this woman found some fat moronic loser attractive consider what her options were.

Kill yourself wagecuck.

I've seen this copypasta before. Sage and report.

You reveal your ignorance again, leaf. I'm not even saying I was her best option. She went to uni in a wealthy suburb of a growing city I'm quite sure there were plenty of chads around she could have picked, and somehow she landed on a basement dwelling leech. Stop being such a fucking moron.

imagine being this much of a white knight faggot for some dumb russian slut; you're the one that's seething because some fat loser didn't marry her just because she laid her tits on your head, lmfao imagine being this much of a cuckslave that worships pussy to this level

You can only play this game if you can afford 2 women. You have them marry each other. In that way, they can never take your cash.

He was too much of a Pussy to fuck her, and now has regrets.

So if you were a NEET, and a 8/10 roastie showed interest, wouldn't this raise suspicion of ulterior motives?
Or do you take everything at face value and trust people easily?
Retarded nigger.

That's literally all this is, he's seething that he didn't marry her so she could stay longer because he wanted to bang her. What a fucking loser.

How is he the incel when he fucked her and ditchef her while you drooled over her?
By the way you think you are prolly still underage if you think marrying a thot who would get fucked and "likes" you only for a fucking visa.

Maybe he didn’t want to risk his xbox, manga collection, and Lego

You truly are retarded. You’re the dumbass prey that she looks for. I bet you’re the guy who thinks every stripper is into him

Thot detected.

she was looking to marry a fat desperate dude just for a visa. he was smart and thought with his head(cranium) and didn't want to get stuck in a loveless marriage and then divorced

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I've watched Gran Torino. For every decent gook there are ten sneaky nips wanting to steal your car.

Who cares about ulterior motives? Who cares about divorce? Hot pussy is hot pussy and it's not like one should give a shit about another white getting into the country.

$5 says you're a virgin cuck if you don't see the value in guilt free sex with a russian stacey

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Your uncles a faggot for ruining a perfectly good woman