Ahem

all the wars we participated in were wars started by the us, but no

Neither has Switzerland
Your point?

>that crying leaf on the floor

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fuck off faggot and learn to fucking write or kys

But that's incorrect.

SEETHING

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>t. illiterate nigger

Canada has never in its history been anything more than a sideshow in any military conflict.

I think I would know

who are you quoting?

Sounds like something a country who has lost wars would say.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Switzerland

you faggot how fucking dense are you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_as_a_federal_state

It's malnutrition.

the only reason canada never lost is because papa-britain carried you and the rest of the commonwealth

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Canada has the best military record of any developed cuntry. Burgers are scared we gonna overtake em by 2030

Germans pissed their pants when they were up against Canadians.

Canada had a notoriously poor record in Afghanistan.

>never saw combat in 8 generations
hmmmmm

lel

Dumb war anyway. Americans fucked up in Tora Bora.

No, who are you quoting?

Neither has Vietnam.

Your point?

What about the war on drugs

>loses to the French literally dozens of times

y'all got rolled over in ww2, and had to rely on us to save face. WW2 would be impossible without Canadian ingenuity

>t. anemic leaf
go blow your monthly paycheck on half a steak spastic

Unrelated to the topic, what do you think of the Cariboose Program, a program to breed the first Caribou x Moose.

Forgot ?

If the Frenchies win something for once in their lives, is it really a victory?

Hitler should've won
kys

>Canada.
>Y'all.
Please throw yourself over a glacier.

I'm sorry, but you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us. You are now required to give back all aid both in forms of currency and all military gear. Also, we're at war with you now, good luck leaf.

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This. Should have won and killed all the French. Barely a Germanic people anyway. Bunch of commies.

Personally, we should've left it alone. France is as occupied now as it was then, possibly worse now there is no representative government.

hitler was a weak bitch, who pissed himself the first time he encountered the true superpower of N America.

Again, who are you quoting?

I haven't heard of this.

Aside from taking a single beach, Canada didn't do shit during WWII

>Dominion.
>Superpower.
Pick one and only one.

>first allied troops to successfully invade Europe
Yeah, nothing personal... kid...

That’s exactly why I asked you what your point was. You never lost a war? Congrats. You’re not supposed to. Do you want a cookie or something? You know who else never lost a war? Liechtenstein

No, I have started it myself. No funding as of yet. Aiming for something the size of a Moose with the tenderness of a Caribou.

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I don't see what your argument here is. You haven't lost a war as a state because you don't fight, like a bunch of pussies.

Expect for right fucking now. When your substitute Drama teacher is getting fucked in the ass by Trump for being pro-Muslim and not Zionist enough.

MIGA

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>we should've left it alone
true but that was never going to happen considering everything was done to get an excuse to attack Hitler
watch this if you aren't fully redpilled on ww2 yet
tgsnt.tv
I'm fucking off, leafs are too stupid to argue with

*blocks your path*

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And stay out, frog!

Why Canada has never lost a war

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>w-we won this one battle against the British and made a cool song about it...

A

FUCKING

LEAD

We don't need to kill them because they surrender at the sight of us.

My grandfather kill many Italians and boasted about it years after the war. He was a great man.

Canadian forces were completely absorbed under British Command in larger British/Commonwealth Units. Canada is nothing more than a sideshow act for British and/or American forces in any conflict

I always remind Americans that Roosevelt and Eisenhower killed Patton, they say nothing.

A

FUCKING

LEAF

>command structure is what matters, not the fighting on the ground
Then I guess you and the British take responsibility for Dieppe... right?

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Stop posting this. No 9ne gives a shit. Fucking leafs, I hope we do get raked hard.

this shit is literally the post the instore prices tier but for making americans mad instead of Canadians

I ask you what your argument is. So you never lost a war? Congrats, cowering behind British and US troops seems to work out for you. We were located in the middle of Europe during WW2 and Hitler was afraid of attacking us, calling us a “Stachelschwein”. You don’t see me gloat, do you? You’re not supposed to lose a war. In terms of military success I’d say Canada is less impressive than Liechtenstein who had negative casualties in WW2. You read that right.

What is your point? Literally?

You have the fat fingers too? Feels bad.

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>y'all
Americans are the most powerful race.

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They always reach bump limit because the mutt cannot help himself.

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If that were really true, how come the chink occupation?

I actually cringed.

>Takes credit of the Brits burning down the white house like niggers with Egypt
>Too pussy to rebel, gladly accepted paying for Britains endless wars

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Whats her name

That Canada has never lost a war. Read the OP.

your service in any conflict is that of a leashed dog doing your masters bidding. has Canada ever fought a war for its own interests?

But then again we have Pakistan on our doorstep.

If our nation is going to burn atleast we can go down making the americans angry. As we were founded so shall we fall.

>Never lost a war
>Annexation of Canada - 2077
Nice try brainlet

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Where did I take credit? Canadian militias fought in 1812, that much isn't disputed.
>Too pussy to rebel
Why would we?

BTFOing rebels and the irish

leafs will ignore this
>inb4 shut up mutt
w/e we half-assed the war of 1812, should've stomped you out then, and made you America
at least then you would've had Trump as President

You got the year wrong, 2077 was the year of The Great War. It was annexed in 2067.

Anyhow because this thread is a shitshow, I will show people my reconstruction of a Cariboose.

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Shut up mutt

Don't talk about ireland like that pls, very disrespectful

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You also gave us the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And for that, I commend you!

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Thanks little bro

>Canada is internet tough

Only pussies cringe. Nice digits though.

Just because you never fought a war doesn't make you equal to us. You know what winning wars get you? A seat at the winners table, that means dictating how the world is going to run from now on

>her

Neither has Switzerland. We’re back at the beginning. Fucking retard.

The lead cries out in anguished pain
I hope u and all of your fellow people kind are exterminated