Brit/pool/ - edition

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I'm first

i've done a scunner on you

L-Lets arrange a fight swear I'll actually turn up this time!

haha

fucking this

state of anonymong larpers

now if you virgins excuse me i've got a line to attend to

i was on a norfern rail train (bus on rails) and was sitting iwth me knees up against the seats infront and did a stinker of a fart and the guy infront went
>sniff sniff
>fookin ell
looked around and moved seats

then another time i was walking in the street at like 830am and did a stinker about 4 meters infront of a muslim woman and her two kids and they started going
>EYYYYYH
>WHATS THAT SMELL
and she was like
>COME ON
and just grabbed them to walk faster into the smell trail

honk

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Me and my broken world

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Holy fuck these threads are going to shit. No wonder you guys can't even follow through on Brexit.

All the people who wanted are Brit/pol/ retards

why is brit/pol/ sweet about me?`

*farts*

just farted and it stinks

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Oh yeah because /ptg/ is any fucking better lmfao. Awoooo amirite

this

More like Shit/pol/©

why do u use the meme flag

>you guys can't even follow through on Brexit.
Americans are the masters of following through

Honk honk

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why are you mad at me for making the world dance?

Brexit is CANCELLED!
We are paying 40 gorillion to REMAIN.
Silly goyim thought voting in overwhelming numbers to change something would have any effect!

ritalin makin me grind my teeth and bite my cheeks

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a picture of a homosexual, of course it's british

16 lines and im fine

Because I fundamentally don't agree with the Union

based

They will blatantly betray us. They are gambling that in the end when we are snuggly back in the EU fold, we'll all be too pussy to flip the table over.

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BTw guys

Watch the "daz sampson eurovision" doc on youtube, its a bbc three doc about our entry in 2006, but i'm convinced that the people filming and editing it turned the documentary ironic and he ends up portraying himself like a hilariously deluded but lovable real life ricky gervais and it also has some interesting shit in it youll be like no way
but its comedy gold

trust me watch my things

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fair enough desu are you scottish or smth

Post some good youtube video links and webm

>youtu.be/SdtTTs0oaHs
>youtu.be/kUiuBKez030

>he doesn’t know we don’t get off this train

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youtube.com/watch?v=Uko7Rfgu4Xw

am i being detained?!

you are grounded

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When she nuts but you still tongue lashing her bean

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The eurovision song contest and TOTP are kino

big anime tiddies

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because you're only pretending to hear the music

I want to be grounded by Lois

spaff

splurt

>they actually go to his old school

this is great

this

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nah i stunt

come on you cunts.
i will take you all on.
full steam ahead.
no surrender

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No I'm English and unironically believe:
Yorkshire should have a parliament
Lancashire should have a parliament
Cornwall Should have a parliament
We should be a confederation of states instead of a centralised shitshow ruled by the Tory and Labour dominated parliment situated in the arse crack of the UK (London).

But why the fuck are we actually discussing politics in Brit/pol/? Go Ave a line

operator-chan operating internationally!

Lets add some positivity in this thread with Dick and Dom

youtu.be/vt_farHgMfM

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im fucking pished lads

Have a can of coke and then have a line of coke

What happened?!!!!!1

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Why did only Eddie show up to the Albert Dock?

youtube.com/watch?v=chi9Ces8HSw

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Haha @ pube for being a homosexual who thinks he is a woman

>time is roughly 9:50pm
>decide to turn on TV for the first in ages, just for some backgound noise whilst i do something else
>literally takes less than 10 minutes until the gaslighting begins
>ITV 10 o'clock News (Britains National Treasure lads). The entire country attentively listens to hear the most important and pressing news of the day from Lands End to John O'Groats
>Pic related is the leading story

BLOODEH SCANDALOUS LADS. SO MUCH FOR MUSLAMIC "TOLERANCE"
THIS DUBAI PLACE IS QUITE DRACONIAN TBQH. ITS JUST LIKE 1984 (BOOK BY GEORGE ORWELL 4 U MONGS WHO DONT READ)
cant believe they can treat one of our lasses like this. honestly i think its about fookin time we get some boots on the ground and intervene so we stop these totalitarian dictatorships + spread free speach and democracy

*unsheathes Magna Carta*
*recites Judeo-Xtian British Values®*
heh....nothing personnel Islam

Like this post if u agree

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This is one of lifes questions we'll never get the answer to

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>parliament are debating with a full house at 23:00
it's nice to see them working for a change I suppose?

because anonymongs are afraid

why do you envy me for being born female? is it because you wish you were too you sick fuck

Are you defending Islam?

>because anonymongs are afraid
I stand corrected

that's so beautiful it just makes you wanna cry

oy mate we wan no brexit ere aye

>youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw
>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on sconners

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I don’t know who’s pube-ing who now

I've done you you sconner

f

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Here's an actually good song from Aphex Twin
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs

You’ve done this entire general

based and sconnerpilled

Remember when everyone thought pube was a Scottish pedo living in Russia?

you simnple ass niggas betta roll on

no?

True, it's why they envy me so much

>Labour MP Yvette Cooper's legislation to extend the Brexit process in a bid to avoid a 'no-deal' scenario has received royal assent and has become law
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1115375862009016320

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Mates, so eddie has been doing this shit for the past 2 weeks right, from dusk to dawn?
God above how does he manage that

Newfag

my life is what you all want and what you all crave

Rubber Johnny aswell he even has a line in the music video n everything it's pretty fucking based

It's not Eddie mate Eddie's gone

2 out of 3 isnt bad. Clara was his best persone.

you'rew such virgins its not even funny

They're right. If brexit has taught us anything it's that our politicians are fucking useless and our government system doesn't work but it won't matter because we'll still vote the same 2 parties into power. Fuck us

he does indeed, pretty based and shaggerpilled music vid
anyways im off to bed you sconners
see you tomorrow
I know you'll miss me

Not eddie. Pube.

haha you've got a bedtime you scunner

im here all night

who is pube?

He’d turn up in Finland occasionally, still confused about all that

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post your details.
meet me down at the dockyard for a rumble if you think you have what it takes.
all i see in here are a bunch of virgins who have never snorted ketamine at a gabber rave

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I wish. Fat retard was in earlier being fat and retarded.

lads how seriously do you take your opsec? how vigilant and in depth are you?
let's say on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being some boomer on facebook ranting about going full tactical tarrant on the fookin' pakis, and 10 being Varg without the youtube channel, innawoods hunter-gatherer tier larpmode

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Except the bill does nothing of the kind, all it does is compel the PM to seek an extension to Article 50 & Parliament has to vote on the date that May picks. That date (and it has to pass a vote in Parliament - not guaranteed) is the only one she can take to the EU leaders, they then may not accept that date, the whole exercise is then repeated, problem is they will no longer be there for any change of date that Parliament agree & no deal then is in place again by 11.00pm 12th April.

how until someone tracks down this cunt and kills him

based cauldron stATING FACTS

redpill me on pube

right after brexit so never

WAIT NO PUBE ISNT PEDO BUT CLARA PEST BERSONA