NEETs, What Would it Take for You to Get a Job?

I lived the NEET life for a couple years, but then my funds ran low so I had to get a job. It was a stressful few months but now I'm earning my own money, independent, and eating out whenever I want. Why don't you do this? Don't tell me it's because your life is better this way, because I still play a fuckton of video games, jerk off to anime, and silly my morals with the most degenerate porn. If I can do this, you can do this. I barely passed high school on account of NGAF, and now people are desperate to keep me in a job where I fiddle with Microsoft office all day and get paid stupid amounts to do it.

So what's it gonna take, NEETs? What's stopping you from tackling a 9-5 like a champ and becoming a productive member of society?

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They're actually incapable pariahs

A half jewish son and daughter to raise as Christians

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Because why do that when I could either build or purchase an absentee run business or 4 and then I don't need to do anything ever again? Enjoy your rat race wagecuck.

I kill niggers and kikes for a living. They are housed in my basement.

Heil Hitler.

>A half jewish son and daughter to raise as Christians
user, I'm hoping you're Jewish, because otherwise you're planning for failure.

I only want to work with white people who aren't faggots

>Absentee business
Enjoy being embezzled from

This, we pretend everyone is alpha or beta but in reality the delta, epsilon, and gamma classes already exist in society thanks to modernity.

There are people alive right now who actually cannot handle stocking shelves, running a cash register, or dropping potatoes into a deep fryer. Its both sad and pathetic.

>get a job
why
>you can spend on overpriced food

fat fucks

We needed a real war like 30 years ago

why the fuck would I wanna eat out??? I don't have any friends

I unironically believe I would be wasting my potential if I got a job.

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I'd have to have something that I want money for.

you could be an EU MP and be paid for being useless

I'm just trying to come up with an agreeable enough way to to live life on my terms. Society is fucking gay so I'm not just going to work any old job when I don't have to (I'm self supporting right now as a neet via cryptobucks). tfw too smart to even need to work to support myself, but I'll get bored and enter into some trade at some point. But I won't do it just for the sake of some globohomo society that just wants to use me as tax livestock. Society is a myth at this point. Maybe some people are lucky enough to be apart of local communities if they were born into one, say if they are mormons or some other uniquely tight nit group, but some of us were born in piss earth conditions. Not making excuses, just explaining why I lack motivation to serve this thing you called society.

I am already getting paid for being useless right now.

>We needed a real war like 30 years ago
To thin out the herd? To make men out of mince?

I had a job. It was taken from me.

Ot would take them to be homeless and victimized by their peers...then maybe once theyre finished being raped they will look for jobs. Oh, i know one neet who claims his parents are his roomates..lol. you have to know better to know this is bs...

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What is your potential then, user? What are you accomplishing through the NEET life?

How do you serve society in other ways if not through a job? Give me your best argument.

People like you get the rope.

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un raison d'être. I'm gearing up to grind it out this time for real, but I need some drugs first to get started. With a decent supply of xanax, weed, and alcohol I think I could bear it enough to settle right in to a new life of wagecucking.

Nice larp dipshit. Scrape 1.89 together and hoof it to the store for a 2l of mt dew.

So you do all the things that NEETs do but less often without the freedom to do so as you please? Sounds lame

I'm a wannabe music producer. I can also play a little bit of guitar and I'm starting to learn the piano as well.

Without (creative) people like me the arts would not exist. Just imagine how bland your already shitty life would be without it.

That's the spirit!

Subsidizes daycare

Im omega class

Thats why that generation of neets became serial killers. No free gibs to sedate and pacify

#m3too

>Society is a myth at this point
Which is why you should learn trades right now.
I'm learning to weld and some blacksmithing. The course is free*

*(we pay like 2 dollars a month and spent about 3 dollars on rods and iron every day, so we actually gain money out of it)

and I'm learning to do all kinds of useful shit, I may not pay for furniture ever again.

Long live MIG, death to sticky rods.

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Society is pretty shit and generally not worth serving these days.

Something that pays more than 13$ an hour and that doesn’t take too much brain power or human interaction

Stop calling them NEET's, they're parasites

Nobody will hire me.

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>society is literally draining the planet of all its resources, ruining the environment and committing crimes against animals and humans alike
>somehow we're parasites for not contributing to such a destructive force

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Same. I was working at a tree farm making decent money but it was 35 minutes away and my ride there got a better job. Applied to a bunch of places in my towns with no call backs so I gave up.

My town*

I said I didn't care about serving society, but that I do want to get a job at some point. I want to live my life in terms of what is more in line with healthy sustainable civilization, but I don't think that includes supporting the present political system's continued existence. Society as it stands today is not compatible with what I consider to be the necessary prerequisites to healthy sustainable civilization. I'd like to start a family anyways because I view that as an end in itself regardless of circumstance, but present conditions are pretty depressing and disincentivizing.

Nice, I was considering entering into an electrician's apprenticeship. I agree trades are where it's at.

You haven't been here very long if you don't think are well to do neets living off cryptobux. Not everyone was wrecked by the market. Actually the bull market will return at some point, this year probably.

>see how relatable i am goy? in no time you'll even be able to afford a high-interest car loan to get to-and-from the planta- i mean, your career!

What job user?

You post here, right? Wouldn't you consider this place its own society of sorts? You can be a member of some society, but you're scared people will call you a faggot if you even attempt supporting something with anything beyond ironic shitposting.

>Nobody will hire me
Well to be fair you ARE Australian. Australians are like bedbugs, they spread around the world and are predominantly found in hostels.

Only $13/hour? What's the minimum wage in your state? That seems like a really low bar.

If you're a grown man and can't make it on his own in this world without help, you're a parasite.

environmental alarmism isn't a reason to be a neet, fuck off with that bullshit you are just brainwashed regarding that stuff because they want europeans to stop reproducing because muh end of world climate change stuff that is just another industry built on lies. I assume he used the word parasite to imply welfare usage, and I agree welfare dependents are parasites which is why I've never taken a penny.

aren't well to do

>Well to be fair you ARE Australian. Australians are like bedbugs, they spread around the world and are predominantly found in hostels.
I bet even you don't think that was funny.

>so I gave up
Don't give up user, it will happen eventually it's just a slog.

>electrician's apprenticeship
If, only if, you think society will be endangered or outright collapse, then those are trades will not be that useful.
Carpentry, Gardening (traditional), Blacksmithing and old fashioned food production (bakery, pickling, cold meat, animal husbandry) will always put food on your table.

>tackling a 9-5 like a champ

youre kikeness is showing, isaac

12$ an hour. Was making 13.50 when minimum wage was 11$ which I thought was good since I have no diploma, Ged or license.

How exactly would me having a job contribute to our Jow Forums "society"?

I don't care being a parasite on a giant leach my dude.

>environmental alarmism isn't a reason to be a neet, fuck off with that bullshit
youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c

>because they want europeans to stop reproducing


Oh, so instead I should get a job and pay taxes? Taxes which support the very people who are making white people a minority?

lol

Just face it fegit, the only winning move in this shitty game is to not play at all.

Grown men living with their parents

>I said I didn't care about serving society
My mistake in reading, sorry.

>Society as it stands today is not compatible with what I consider to be the necessary prerequisites to healthy sustainable civilization
Then what about taking a job on the inside with the intent of a saboteur-like role? What would be wrong with finding work in the source of social problems and then measure your success less on the wages earned and more on the know-how of supporting the eventual revolt?

Jokes on you I live with my sister and sleep on her couch

a productive member of a society that's doping hormones in their children, grooming them in schools with trannies dressed as prostitutes and all other sorts of degeneracy? Not to mention the shitskins that drain money from the nation to be thrown away as the nation turns a blind eye to all the shit they do.

Nah, burn it all down.

War only removes good geens. Strong brave men sacrifice themselves for good and get genes removed from pool. Weak men run and live to fuck said strong mans widow.

some people werent meant for 9-5. philosophy, teaching, reading...those are all more worthwhile endeavors.

its not how much money a man has that i judge him, but how he spends his money

haven't been in the military eh? There are so many dumb motherfuckers it's hard to comprehend lol mostly filled with people who don't have a plan or no future (which isn't necessarily bad).

What job is this? I’m a poor burger trying to support my kid but I’m locked into a 15/hr bullshit job. Baby mama died. I graduated with honors and have 3/4ths of a cs degree. Only 800 dollars in credit card debt and that’s all I owe.

Pls halp Jow Forums I’m at the end of my rope

Nope, live with my friends.

>3/4ths of a cs degree
focus on an area/language and start applying for junior jobs

I tried that terrorismbro but they won’t answer my applications. DFW and Java/c/c++ btw

What is your job?

Nothing, I won't, you can't force me to.
I don't want to work, I don't want to have to do anything, I hate having to do things.
I already did the ratrace thing ages 18-32 (18-38 if you count my time in prison as work related), I moved back in with my parents on purpose.
Because when I live here, nobody is going to try to live with me or make me do anything.
I don't want to work, I don't want to have to go anywhere.
When my parents die I will get a few hundred grand at the very least, I will then move to a trailer and set up a yard to store various industrial vehicles.
I will have to do stuff then for awhile, but most of it will be providing "security" which will consist of me being on site.
And I *might* buy some vehicles to strip and sell off piece mail too, if I feel like it.
If you want me to do anything before that, here's what it "would take": a few hundred grand for me to go make my business earlier then I would otherwise.
I do not care about being a productive member of society. That doesn't mean anything.
And I will never, ever work for anybody.
I hit my last boss with a golf club. Right in the collarbone. Apparently the shape of a 9 iron is perfect for splintering human bone.
I do not have the temperament for this society where people think that they can fuck you over and it's ok because they did it by the rules. I do not want to participate and you don't want me to participate.

>Why ?
1.Comfy life with parents.
2.Food don't play huge role in my life so i try eat cheap and relatively healthy.
3.I don't play much video games maybe 2 games and some flash once in a while.
4.I have more time to do those things and more than you do.(like seriously selling 8 hours a day of doing something i don't like ? no way.)

Do you even have autism bux in Poland?

>burn it all down.
Burning something down is easier when you're on the inside.

>its not how much money a man has that i judge him, but how he spends his money
Good for you, user. And I didn't pay a single penny to live rent free in your head. Does that mean you respect me?

Look into desktop publishing, anons. If you want to aim your CVs towards that sort of position you'll want to embellish anything you've done regarding applying formatting standards to things like resumes or reports for friends, producing newsletters, or tailoring PDFs. If you have any experience in design and layout as you'd find in something like a student newspaper, you're already halfway there. Scout your local job sites to see if there are junior positions available on a temporary basis, it's what larger governmental firms do instead of directly hiring people because it allows them the freedom to terminate your contract if you're crazy. Another thing that might work is taking your embellished CV and going to temp agencies looking for those sorts of positions directly.

Programs that would be good to have a passable understanding of would be Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Acrobat, and enough about big office printers that you don't shit yourself at the sight of one.

Thanks user I’ll look into that this weekend

What is your interest in de-NEETing Jow Forums?

That, user, is a great answer.

Ah, bit what are you accomplishing, user? Eating, sleeping, shitting, what are you building with your time? How are you shaping yourself into a grown man?

I don't think you'd believe me if I told you. But hey, here goes.

After having a schizoid break from reality I discovered that there's something of a secret society operating behind the scenes that I only discovered by putting my full faith in cosmic direction and then winding up in the shittiest of shitty jobs. I discovered people working their assessment off for no pay while a select group of people at all levels of the corporate structure pulled strings to not just get people working harder, but also to demoralize and wear down the people who were working. I developed a theory about these (((string-pullers))) but then stepped away during Christmas to make loads of money handling standard DTP rushes of overtime. After a couple of months of no work and being severely shaken by what I witnessed, I decided to put that sordid past behind me and get an actual job that wasn't only when they needed me. Things have been good, but today I discovered one of them doing the same thing at my new work. Highly suspicious. Very unusual.

So then I got to thinking about the dedication of people on this board and the mixture of knowledge and will that people here have to fighting the underdog fight that isn't even visible as a possibility to the average red pill aficionado. I've seen secret societies operating behind the scenes, Jow Forums could position itself pretty damn well if it started embedding itself into the work populace now. Also, in doing this NEETs gain valuable skills that would ultimately benefit their adult lives.

In short, we're all autistic to some extent, and I'm thinking that we're not truly applying ourselves yet in thoroughly weaponizing our autism.

That's interesting and definitely not what I expected. But I suppose it's reasonable in a way.Thank you for explaining.

Keep at it, if you know enough c/c++ to program productively you’ll land a job eventually and once you do you will soon be indispensable.

Based schizo posting.
Also...LOOK BEHIND YOU!

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Nothing.

>How do you serve society in other ways if not through a job? Give me your best argument.
Society doesn’t deserve us
Fuck it
And fuck everyone taking part in it
How do billionaire landlords contribute to society
How does the fed contribute to society?
Get fucked you retard, and work so we don’t have to, fuck the clown world

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I just wanted to work at costco. But they wouldnt take me. Or even offer me. I graduated high school in 2014 and havent worked yet. Every day i wake up wishing i havent. Please costco...i love you...why cant you give me purpose?

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Imagine being so low iq that working minimum wage gives your life meaning

>Apply for loads of jobs
>Never even get interviews
>Every job has all this shit about diversity candidates in it
>30 years old with minimal work history

Maybe i will just go Brenton Tarrant on these fuckers.

they dont give minimum wage. They give like double that here and they care about their employees and are one of the few good retail places. I dont want to be stuck in school or an office forever. I cant create anything. I want to be given something to do every day and not need a degree for it

For me it's not "what for you to get a job" but "what for you to stop being a useful member of society". I build big shit and love it. Nothing could scope in comparison for me. I would need land, money, beer and a house with which to run my personal farm.

Fuck you neets. Kill yourself if all you're gonna do is leech, colored or white.

You’re psychology is so utterly foreign to mine that there is nothing I can tell you, if you feel the unstoppable drive to live your life as a slave then slow be it

I make quadruple min. In the highest minimum wage state in the country and love my job. Only took a GED too.

He sounds like a simple minded dude who longs for structure I guess. It's sure as fuck not relatable, but it makes sense to me.

6010 master race, mig scum.

A MAKE QUUDRUPLE MIN, DAT MEAN I DOIN WELL
NEVEMIND THE FACT MY OWNER MAKE 6000000000 TIMES THE MIN, I STILL MAKE FO TIMES THE MIN, AND DAT MEAN I CAHN BUY DE BIGGER CAR
NOW EHAT BOUT DAT EH?
I HOPE YOU AINT TOO JEALOUS

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Thanks for getting me, Bros.

Seriously though, if you're ever curious try finding a shitty minimum wage job in a mom and pop style shop. Once you get in, pay attention and you'll probably notice them as well. Observe how the individuals operate amongst the whole, and then leave once they notice you. The time spent will be something of your own personal adventure, a rarity for people these days. Also, if you do find them and others have embarked on this type of journey, we'll be able to share notes on the machinations of groups that believe themselves to be unseen.

Edit: uh-oh, I may have said too much. This is what I got when I attempted to post ...

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When was the last time you revolted another human being with your putrid presence?

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absolutely disgusting you would keep those demon beasts in your own home
you are a degenerate

I get nothing out of it except peanuts

pass

Your theory makes sense, you should condense it and turn it into a regularly repeated thread.
Give insights into which kinds of workplaces to go into or avoid, and how to broach relevant subjects.
If you do it regularly, it will gain traction.
An idea I put forward some years ago was that people here should be studying/working towards entering te various agencies in order to infiltrate them and take back control.
FBI, Police, Law, Casting for tv/film, HR. Then rising up the ranks and being in a position to recruit like-minded people after 10 years.
Some of the agencies have far fewer people than you might imagine, numbering in the thousands. That is why a concerted effort could have an effect.

Do some volunteering, you gain experience and something to put on your CV.
Apply to tons of jobs, but try to go in person to do it. Dress presently, neat haircut. The personal approach has a higher success rate.
Apart from that, do some short courses to increase your usefulness. A good, quick one is a certified first aid course. Others are vehicle licenses, or IT courses you could do in your sleep.
Fill up your CV.

You could try the military, take a mechanics course and apply for a mechanic role in the military. Then train and study while in that.

Looking for a carpentry apprenticeship or a night shift somewhere. Pretty much just dont want to see people

You Jew?

read the begining of Exodus, first 10 chapters or so.

i'm not going back into the plantation, you bluepilled cucks can, but not me.

>So what's it gonna take, NEETs? What's stopping you from tackling a 9-5 like a champ and becoming a productive member of society?
Not wanting to be a bottom bitch?

If working and paying taxes was contributing to something other than complete garbage like welfare for shitskins and wars for israel. If my work was creating something of value within my nation, and not just numbers in a corporation's bank account.

I refuse to be a tool that is used by my enemies.

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