How to prevent my kid from turning atheist?

Jesus wasn't even a real person, you Jewish cocksuckers

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Homosexuality is a religion unto itself. Pride cometh before the fall. We will not tolerate religious members who are vehemently for the systematic defilement of young people. You will rot in hell. There comes a time for killing. Homosexuals should heed this warning.

Mix with a black girl or have your wife drink booze while pregnant to potentially have dumber kids.

Otherwise, raise them to be a decent person who realizes that believing in a god with certainty and disbelieving in a god with certainty are essentially the same thing. You can be spiritual and decent without being religious. With that said, I'd much rather listen to uneducated religious ramblings from the religious than the obnoxious narcissistic sermons that surround the jaw-recessed, often overweight atheist types.

So thats how you got the way you are? I just want to make sure that my kid isn't like you. Can you add a few more details?

You can't, all you can do is raise them well and hope they don't turn out a degenerate

>some guy's self published book

Impressive!

Nip bro. I hate to break it to you, part of the problem. Children haven't been "Raised" in America since the boomers became teenagers. Gen X wasn't "raised." Instead they were "educated." As has every subsequent generation.

Aren't there early signs?

>>some guy's self published book
WTF are you talking about, you kike? It was published by Sheffield Phoenix Press
>i.e. the publishing department of a real university

This is getting better. You know Phoenix is made fun of constantly for being a cheesy online university, right?

>because disproving Jesus isn't exactly what Jews want

>This is getting better. You know Phoenix is made fun of constantly for being a cheesy online university, right?
Ummm. The university is in Sheffield, England, not Phoenix, Arizona, big nose.

> Jew who hates Jesus from your dumb island got some retards to publish his ugly book

CONFIRMED

Its called a Roman nose, Rabbi

>Jew who hates Jesus
Nice try, Schlomo, but Carrier isn't a Jew.

Hopefully I die for Him soon. Getting really tired of the material plane.

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>Sounds retarded like those hippies who celebrate Yul
yup, "Jesus" is a hippie Greek meme

user, you can't force your modern kid to believe in invisible super-ghosts. And if god was real, you wouldn't have to lie to them that you know an ancient Hebrew book is a true account of reality.

You LEAD them.
Daily Bible study as a family.
TTB dot org is a great place to start.

If you're a man, it's your duty.
If you're a woman, your man should be leading this.

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Me too.
Too bad there's no orthodox missionary movement.
Seems a likable lot.

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Thanks friend

Don’t go crazy if they lose it for some time just teach them not to be a total fag and they’ll come back to it after their moody teenage stage ends

Well, you can start by indoctrinating them into your cult of choice as early as they can understand speech or sooner. There should be plenty of indoctrination centers around you. You can identify them by a roman torture device displayed on top of the main tower or above the main entrance. Make sure to emphasize the eternal torture that awaits them should they stray from you particular cult's tenets, but also that the supernatural being who condemns them to said torture loves them unconditionally. Stress that they are condemning themselves. Make sure some of the tenets are forbidding impossible to avoid thought crimes like questioning your belief or anger or envy. If you truly want to put your back into it, you can send them to an "indoctrination center +" to be sexually abused by the staff pretending to do your deity's work.
In all honesty though, I hope they see through you efforts as a twisted control scheme that it is and throw you into a care home in your old age to be abused by nigger nurses. You sick fuck.

She went to jail for her ego.
If your religion is in conflict with your job you give up your job, you insufferable bunch of nutjobs.
>How to prevent my kid from turning atheist?
Oh, I dunno...brainwash them harder?
Land of the free means nothing to you people, does it?
You're actually worse than the commies.

let them explore and read every religion and allow them to ask questions. If they are smart they will either convert to the religion they believe is true or be agnostic. Only retards end up as actual atheists and most "atheists" in the mainstream are actually agnostics.

Its inevitable they'll find the truth sooner or later

This desu, stopped being an atheist at around 18.

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Indoctrinate them with your worthless bullshit from an early age and hope they will
1) not be brigjt enough to see how bullshit and dehumanising religion actually is
2) never find someone that cares about them beyond the level of an old book
So essentially you already admit to dooming your kids