Akido TRANNY decides to go to challenge a BJJ gym

Yeah if an aikidoka cant protect their wrists I mean...

Literally all of their training starts with "grab my wrist"

As a tkd bb I can promise you that kick was more of a slap then a real kick. Likely just to make conversation.

The fact that aikidoka took it so bad shows how few times he has felt with pressure

Double for the open hand slap

Well guy says its not over so when he goes back and throat punches that guy to death and tells the cops he was just sparring you can start a new thread.

Not sparring. This is some karate kid shit with the mcdojo filled with retarded dick heads. I dont know what world you`e coming from but sparring is no real contact so I dont fucken hurt you unless I tell you im going to hurt you.

>Well guy says its not over
That's normal training you fucking beta. It's how you get good.

master in the art of tucking

>I dont know what world you`e coming from but sparring is no real contact
LOL!

Let me guess, you learn in a University

>tkd bb
Was I supposed to know what you`re abbreviating or give a shit? I'd break you kid. You obv. trained at the shopping mall.

>mcdojo filled with retarded dick heads
guys first day and they slam him... straight nigger move

meh. good on him/her. better to get put in your place like that than to be overconfident in a real fight.

>sparring is no real contact so I dont fucken hurt you unless I tell you im going to hurt you.

What the fuck

Literally no gym I've ever been to in my 17 years has had rules that gay.

Hell tkd has the highest rate of injury of any martial art. You can get knocked out at the Olympic level even. 08 heavyweight in fucking....Athens I think? Jump back wheel kick knockout fromKorea.

Sparring is between 40-80 % you stupid faggot. You need to spar with power to have feel for your techniques

>Gracie university.
>most legit art of all time guys
>train by yourself using videos and we will send you your belt in the mail for 5 easy payments of 1999.99 usd

Guy comes in and says he had experience and wants to fight

>guy does not have experience

This is actually kinda common for idiots who dont train hard. I myself have 2 knockouts in my competitive career. I can point to my successes and say "yes I can knock you the fuck out with one kick yo your fucking neck"

Aikido never trains like that. It's more q cult then a martial art. Pick up a book on it. It's like if civil war reenactment was a cult. Like grabbing wrists at waist level is really good - to stop someone from drawing their sword, or manipulating someone in jap armor. But for modern day kano jujitsu is superior. Though I study the way of the foot and smashing fist to the degree of 2nd dan black belt.

That's not me you fucking chucklehead. We have ids

Have fun trying to train when I accidentally put you in a wheel chair for the rest of your life. Go kick a bag to practice your power strikes. I guess dont at the strip mall its kill or be killed.

You are incoherent and I bet you pick fights in mcdonalds.

Go be a nigger somewhere else

>wanted some light sparring so wasn't expecting a real fight
The problem there is that once you throw down a challenge, you can expect a real fight. If you're there to test your skill against another fighter or measure up your style against another, what is the fucking point of not giving it your all? You're not there to learn, you're there to gauge what you can do. You don't do that by going half steam for two minutes. This is the mindset that gives point fighters a throbbing headache when they join an actual competition.

fuck with a real aikido black belt before you claim its fake... if you have only fucked with faggots who who play magic the gathering it doesnt count.... i really dont care if you believe me or trust me but you will never change my mind... wristlock and finger locks come on quick

> 3 years judo 2 years karate 4 years bjj

>tkd bb
I didn't say that

>Literally no gym I've ever been to in my 17 years has had rules that gay.
Well then you got screwed over, bro. I took Akido as well as other things and it was full contact with multiple attackers.You can't even do Ju-Jitsu without it, and fake karate has no contact. Get your money back.
>Sparring is between 40-80 % you stupid faggot
You said no sparring, now you're lying.
>Gracie university.
>trained by myself
LOL!

Tbch I hate trannies most of all because they seem to want to mutilate their body - and then try to train to make it better?

Like I had an ear pierced as a kid. I had a cool silver skull in it but one day i realized i could either be kicked in the head or wear jewlery.

On that day i decided to prioritize headkicks over looking like a faggot and have made every personal decision based on that objective beliefs.

So what exactly are these trannys doing?

If you are there to fight then fight. Dont pussy out. Fighting is something you can die doing. Every time I kick you in the head you die a little bit. Its never coming back. You feel better, but that little bit of intellectual potential is gone. And if you're not smart, itll all be gone, and you'll be broken.

The ring is the one time you can truly live as a fighter, where it's just you against your opponent, nothing in between you and your victory but your equal opposition.

This isnt poker, or esports, or chess. Your body is on the line, not mere cash or rankings. Your health is the ante, and you're going all in on a victory.

This tranny should be killed for disgracing the Mats and idegaf about jits.

>My kicks are so deadly, I can't even use them
LOL

= martial arts nerds are the worst. I hate training with you fags.

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Dont know much about aikido. Mostly looked into jiu jitsu and judo. From what Im seeing Ive taken people out with clothes lines and ranger sweeps which Im seeing in Aikido. Looks like they just train soft like other oriental martial arts then where supposed to go faster and actually combat each other and didnt.

>intersex with transexual lesbian memes
I wouldn't even grace these nigger their made up lexicon. It's one man vs another. Except one was trained to fight and the other wasn't.

>ve taken people out with clothes lines and ranger sweeps
LOL

He looks like Christine Chandler's older trannychad brother.

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if you do judo you owe it to yourself to study aikido... some people will grip your lapel so fucking tight that aikido is the only way out

>some people will grip your lapel so fucking tight that aikido is the only way out
LOL!

You're so full shit, bro.

>The ring is the one time you can truly live as a fighter, where it's just you against your opponent, nothing in between you and your victory but your equal opposition.
Truth. And I have to admit I have thrown in the towel, when it was clear from the very first round I was not in my league and only there to get beat up, but I knew that might happen going in. I never up and said "hey yo, wait, this guy is swinging too hard, not fair."

>I did aikido full contact
> 3 years judo 2 years karate 4 years bjj

Dude I have a solid dime on you in tkd alone, and even more if I count in my cross training. What the fuck are you on about.

Furthermore the fact that you dont know about gracie's university scam, or the fact that you're just too autistic to know the difference, leads me to believe you're either a troll or fucking retarded. Given that you have done martial arts since roughly 9 years you're too young to even remember the old days. Also your spelling of jits shows you're a faggot who doesnt appreciate nuance.

I bet you rubber guard and wonder why judo doesnt buttscoot. And I bet you did shotokan like a faggot.

And given that I was LEADING those sparring classes as a TEACHER I think i can confidently say that yes, tkd has hardsparring. We also have grappling defence, knife defence and even teach weapons forms at later belts. I've trained in the kukiwon and been to Korea for competition. Hell I was once feared and worshiped on /asp/ as an annoyance and generally the best goddamm encyclopedia on kicks in martial arts, particularly the front leg side kick.

Hell, I used to invite dipshits like you to come to my school and try it. King of sticks go back to being a faggot alone forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=G_XiV8Cs4FQ

Eat a dick.

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Martial arts look great in demonstrations.

They dont look good in real fighting.

Tkd was used in the Korean war and later in the Vietnam war both by the rok and America. Special forces.

When was aikido used?
How did you get to that point? I mean seriously. I've never been in a fight I dont have a strikers chance in.

>I did aikido full contact
Yeah... That's how you fucking learn. Multiple attacks try to take you down by grappling. That's about the only time you do it though.

>Eat a dick.
>I take motherfuckers out using close-lines
You're a larper.

1. No martial artist says "I take guys out". Because that means you were in a real fight.
2. Your kicks being too deadly to use but you're close-lining people in the neck at a speed that "takes them out"?
You're a larper

>When was aikido used?
It's just some shit taken out of the Bushido Code. That's why it doesn't work well because it's for weapons.

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>judo doesnt buttscoot
yes it does

>And given that I was LEADING those sparring classes as a TEACHER
"bow to your sensei" - you

Not saying TKD doesnt integrate successful tech. Just not going to buy into it for the belts. give me a couple of afternoons and I`ll decide what Im taking and what Im leaving. how much does that cost at the strip mall? Too much to learn out there to waste time.

Met plenty of billy bad asses impressing me with their belts.

HELLO FART ZONE

...they literally made rules against it fucking ages ago. Like before BJJ was even a fucking thing. I forgot the school name since its japshit and cant ve fucked. But the tkd bb knows more about your art then you do. Take from that what you wish.

When was aikido used?
It's just some shit taken out of the Bushido Code

Nah, some of that stuff looks effective theyre just training it in a tai chi fashion. You`re supposed to work that up to going faster then full contact.I think Aikido refuses that based on bushido code or some shit.

Belts are important of any martial art thats not fucking minuscule in techniques. Today tkd has more the 10 punches and 8 kicks. Belts are a convenient hierarchical expression of skill and talent. Hell I can guess peoples belts ranks and experience just by watching them move, occasionally not even moving just examining their musculature.

I've walked into kyo gyms and walked out with less bruises then all of my opponents, I've done mt gyms where they give you fruity bracelets to track your progress. And that's a sport not even a tma.

Quite frankly if you dont understand that a black belt is the moment where you can say you are learning an art then I'm speaking to someone who hasn't graduated martial arts elementary school, let alone high school

TKD and Judo aren't arts they're sports. I dont know wtf you mean then with "buttscoot ". If you mean hip scoot then yeah it's legal 100% and they train you to do it as a white belt, "shrimping" they call it.

>You`re supposed to work that up to going faster then full contact.I think Aikido refuses that based on bushido code or some shit.
Well I did Segal's version so it was different. They had like 5 guys grappling me at once.

>How did you get to that point?
I hate explaining because it always feels like making excuses. Weight was an issue, general experience was an issue, specific experience was an issue, and maybe age, too.
I fought in an open tournament in the open weightclass, the first few went well, but then I faced a guy over 280lbs at 220lbs, and it wasn't a lardass. It was my third tournament, this guy was vying to build a career. I'm the heaviest guy at our gym, and I've never had to face someone who had that much weight on me. I'm a monster sipping boomer, so I think I had 10 years on the guy(I only started at 29). After getting decked three times in a round, I figured I'd do the smart thing.

Kokyu ho wants a word user

Mind, of getting decked 3 times, two were a sweep, only 1 was an actual 8 count.

Seal was t even uchideshi. He trained under saito afaik

>steven fucking Segal

And you expect me to respect you? I dont even care enough to bother replying to you. Go read a fucking book on nezawa or talk to anyone who watches a bjj match and complains about why its fucking boring ffs. And no, it's about calling guard you utter fucking faggot

I am bravado but that was the smart ish thing to do. Could have tired him out though, I've fought up about that weight as a teenager. Then again I typically have an extra 10 years experience then my opponents do so it's a fundamental difference in perspective.

Props to Bowing out, even if you should have been smarter then to let yourself get tagged so much. Boxing or kick?

>lifts
cringe.. do you even fight?

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Why not focus on kicks and make him dance? Hell there are a lot of game plans that you could have run.

Personally I would open with a firm front leg side kick to his liver, followed by a retreat from the counterswing ab follow it up with a jump back wheel kick as he guards his liver from a 2nd attack.

>Belts are important of any martial art thats not fucking minuscule in techniques.

Truth is belts are white, yellow becuase you pissed yourself. Red from blood. Brown from old blood. Then they get black because nobody washes the shit.

What did bruce lee say? be more scared of the man that practiced one move 1000 times then the man that knows 1000 moves but practiced once? That's Joe rogans leg kicks. Not saying I'd want to fight the guy but im pretty sure Alex Jones could take him in a fight.

dont matter it was still full contact
>And you expect me to respect you?
I dont give a fuck what you respect, queer. it was still full contact.
> talk to anyone who watches a bjj match and complains about why its fucking boring ffs. And no, it's about calling guard you utter fucking faggot
I don't even know wtf you're trying to say, moron. I did BJJ with the Gracies themselves and I've done Judo and Akido and I don't find it boring.

>Could have tired him out
I tried, but between his coach advising him well to not chase me too much and my lack of experience at that, it didn't pan out well for me

>Boxing or kick?
Kick

>>After talking mad shit about the MA
>streamable.com/fnyoz
this is the funniest fucking shit everyone needs to watch this. especially with the actual fight footage spliced in hahahaha fuck I was totally this faggot when I was doing mcdojo martial arts as a teenager i should have gotten my ass beat

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>no irimi
>no nage
>just graceless brute force
>no curb stomp

I thought kicking and punching was not permitted in BJJ.

>"HAMMERFIST TO CONCEPTION VESSEL 15 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BRAIN STEM"
this can't be real this has to be scripted

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He simplified and made it more effective.

>Why not focus on kicks and make him dance?
Honestly? Hubris, man. I never prepared for not being the heaviest motherfucker there.

There isn’t such a thing as full contact aikido, unless you mean tomiki-ryu. And i doubt seagal trained tomiki-ryu

Bruce Lee was a movie actor with no competitive experience, despite his students and friend circle being the literal fucking progenitors of pro fighting inAmerica.

Hell bruce lee only knows kicks because chuck norris, a man of tkd, showed him

And you have no idea what belts are. Stop believing fairy tails. That's fucking idiotic shit ffs.

Dude, name a bigger joke then steven Segal.the fact you are nameriding him is just..

I mean fuck man. I feel sorry for you. I'd give you a free month real training out of pity. I'm pretty sure the first class would be telling you the thumb goes outside the fist.

Mmm. Still, that's what jumping kicks are for. Throw the opponent off his game.

The real challenge of fighting and my favorite thing to do is drag my opponents into a mudfight. Make them sloppy and punish them for it. I have much better technique then I lead with.

But I also realize that having that superior technique hidden is a gift I have cultivated over many years. Unrelated but you dont even know side kick do you?

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pic related is its youtube channel banner i can't with this clown world

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If yourmartial art cant handle nigger tier fighting it's not good.

He was being polite to aikidokatranny

That’s why he fell over. Falling over is obviously more effective. Fuckimg numpty

>Unrelated but you dont even know side kick do you?
What the Japs call yoko geri? I know it, from way way back when I did karate, but I've never used it in kickboxing

I keep fucking telling you, they would have like 4-6 guys try to staight grapple you and you had to fight your way out. That's it.

>the fact you are nameriding him is just..
No what's happening is your one of those faggy kick nerds that do TKD which is basically balerina class. And all of you martial arts nerds lose tyour shit when they here a celebs name. I just studied under one of his guys who was also a Judoka 4th degree black belt. Stop your ankle biting.

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Aikido is perhaps the biggest meme in martial arts.

Fuck if I know its yopchaggi to me.

And yeah, if you only know rh and maybe push kick I could see you having trouble fighting a bigger foe. Truth is rh is kinda a shit kick. Bwheel is better 9/10. And all my knockouts come from rh. But I only got those rh ko by controlling the match with side kick.

>Bruce Lee was a movie actor with no competitive experience
Again

This is how Martial Arts nerds talk. Fucking larpers who embarass the whole place. I bet you cheap shot when you get mad too.

>Aikido is perhaps the biggest meme in martial arts.
It's cool if someone tries to hit you with a bet or stab you and you're in a tight place or dont want to fall down

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>WHEEL KICKS BRO!
Balerina larper

>follow it up with a jump back wheel kick
to a white belt on his first day

you are clearly a YMCA faggot who just beat on 12 year olds

I can post links of tkd black belts going on professional fighting careers and winning.

Can you show me any aikido who did professional grappling and used that aikido to win? Maybe even this century so there is video of it?

Dude, again, pity. Like severe pity. Like I legit would give you free classes and expect you to not show up because your honor got too bruised. Like hold an intervention with your parents pity

And uh... you know judo goes to 10 dan not 4 right? Like 4 is the bare min to teach. Hell I should be a 5th myself but I passed on promotion to cultivate skill.

Show me a video of bruce lee fighting competitively.

Again Athens 08. Gold medal won by jump backwheel kick knockout. And yeah when you have 17 years experience you can use fancier techniques and understand how they're easier then the simple ones.

>show me any aikido who did professional grappling and used that aikido to win?
small joint manipulation is illegal

That’s just randori you double digit retard nigger. I did that shit for a while and it’s almost entirely unimpressive to me now. It’s only eve remotely effective if you get above nidan and know some boxing or kickboxing. And all those ossae you learned? Maybe kote gaishi might work if you get a good atemi in first.. literally the only useful thing about aikido is irimi, tenkan, some of the hip throws and kokyu ho. The rest is useless

>that's what jumping kicks are for. Throw the opponent off his game.
jumping kicks are for landing on your ass like a fucking retard when anyone even remotely bigger than you walks through your completely un-rooted airborn leg flail
t. 1st dan in tkd, before I realized how fucking useless it is now that everyone can do even basic takedown/grappling MMA and leg kicks

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>anyone who watches a bjj match and complains about why its fucking boring ffs

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=218&v=50-jnfJsRDY
I guess if you`re finding this boring its because you dont know whats happening. If you dont know whats happening it would end faster and be less boring?

>No.209373958
>Bruce Lee was a movie actor
No respect for Bruce Lee? the guy fought before he was famous it just wasnt recorded alot. He practically invented the concept of mixed martial arts.

Im surprised that other guy walked away. He needs to be monitored for brain bleeding for the next 3 days.

Show me any professional fighter who wouldnt trade a broken finger to beat the shit out of his opponents face

It's your schools fault for not teaching you defence against grappling. I personally do, so dont let your shitty school ruin my arts reputation. I'd recommend asking for a refund instead

Also?
>1st dan
>cant even use jump back kick to reposition himself

Dude, sad. I disown you from tkd. Post your school so I can laugh at it and burn it to the ground

>He practically invented the concept of mixed martial arts.
...no. no he did not. One of his students was a professional in shooto. You're a goddamm retard with no sense of history.

Also vale Tudo existed since, when, 1900s?

>controlling the match with side kick.
I'll try and incorporate that into my repertoire, thanks for the bits of advice

>Show me a video of bruce lee fighting competitively.

youtube.com/watch?v=ky8iCpqTCzs

they wore pads so technically not good enough to incur the brain damage needed to make them a big guy for you.

wristlock you clown

One akido is garbage
Two that freak had no akido training.

>Again Athens 08
you mean athens 04? or beijing 08?
>Gold medal won by jump backwheel kick knockout
against people using tkd, hands down, bunch of retarded protectors on, falling on their backs 99% of the match, no one kicking below the waist or using anything MMA. very impressive. literally every top level tkd match both people spend half the match laying on the ground after their kicks land or miss and the only reason they aren't dead is because their opponent is another tkd guy who doesn't go ground and pound their ass
you will get all of your students killed letting them think jump spinning back kicks on the street are a good idea
youtube.com/watch?v=6UlAh9rnkYM
youtube.com/watch?v=9Jg7eqiyFwc

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>It's cool if someone tries to hit you with a bet or stab you and you're in a tight place or dont want to fall down
Doubt

your reddit is showing ... time to go back heeb

Side kick is predictable without back kick and toothless without hook kick.

Furthermore just do tkd. Wtf tkd is full contact knockout sport. Is easier.

Otherwise maybe kwonkicker will help but taekwonwoo has big son who's 220 like you. Although I'm 220 en myself. Is Shame really. I fight at 180 last time.

Athens yeah. Been a while since I fought online

And no, I argued for using jump kicks as part of a combination to defeat a heavier opponent at a higher weight class using a high risk high reward strategy.

Furthermore it's clear you've never done proper tkd. Stop taking it out on the art because you were given a blackbelt in 8 months from some white guy who told you to focus your ki in your dantien and let him touch you in your kintama.

Brain damage is accelerated with the use of pads you fucking imbicel. And that is not evidence that bruce lee is anything special at all. If anything its proof hes closer to general Choi then osensei.

You know osensei made a cult but at least he actually knew martial arts and didnt try selling bullshit philosophy 101 as martial wisdom

That "fight" is a joke

Hey fingoalian watch out. Hes a real badass. He trains with action movie stars. I can think of no professional fighter who could dare handle the rigors of a Hollywood action star who I'm now convinced is funding his own films to perpetuate his image.

And having met Segal irl...dude, tell me about the time ashida Kim gave you a luckystrike, itll impress me more

I think no matter what we say thoughts on this topic are always susceptible to the cherry picking argument.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3xL9zoY1M

I wouldnt throw this in a real fight. I actually agree with you. I think sport fighting is more about being entertaining then winning. I do know moves specifically because of the idea of entertaining just to feel cool I can throw them.

BITCHSLAPPPED AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LOOK AT THE REDDIT TRANNIE FAGGOTS CRYING ABOUT THE BJJ GOING TOO HARD AHHAAHAHHAHA

HE BITCH SLAPPED HIM AND HE WENT TOO HARD?????????? HAHHHHHHAHHAHAAH

TAKING THE BAIT THIS HARD LOL NOBODY IS ACTUALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK AIKIDO IS A REAL THING. YOU GOT TROLLED.

Kicking is high risk high reward.

Why bother going to the ground or risk injuring your hands if you can end a fight in a single decisive kick. I've used such kicks in real life and in the ring and I can promise you they are every bit effective.

That they are risky is just the cost of such power.