/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UNFAIR & OUT OF CONTROL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 4/8/19
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Bangladeshi FM Momen 4/8/19
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>EdSec DeVos @CCSSO Conf (audio) 4/8/19
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>CEAChair Hassett outside WH 4/8/19
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>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 4/8/19
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>PrinDepPressSec Gidley outside WH 4/8/19
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/Amb Sales/SpecRep4Iran Hook) 4/8/19
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>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 4/8/19
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>Departing DHSSec Nielsen speaks to press 4/8/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 4/7/19
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>Giuliani on SkyNews 4/7/19
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>Giuliani on FtN 4/7/19
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>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/7/19
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>Sekulow on ABCNews 4/7/19
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>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on FoxNewsSun 4/7/19
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>DoEVideo: DoE Fueled AI Is Transforming the World As We Know It 4/5/19
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>Pres Trump @RJC 2019 Annual Leadership Meeting 4/6/19
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>Pres Trump on F&F 4/6/19
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump Visits Border Wall in Calexico CA 4/6/19
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>First Step Act Celebration 4/6/19
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>GOPAd: Thank You Pres Trump for Making America Great Again! 4/5/19
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>Bannon on EWTN 4/5/19
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MAGA!

First for death to leftists. It' self defense.

>can't stop watching pussy videos

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i think someone hacked my computer

Democratic Clown Car Primary is up to 18 people now, officially surpassing the 2016 GOP primary as the record. It is going to go over 20+ before the two-day debate in June (10 each night, 20 total), which means candidates announced may not even reach the debate stage.

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It's another Trump takes to twitter to bitch and do nothing about it himself episode. I love these re-runs!

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>i got distracted watching cat videos oops
pathetic

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what would you do
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>tfw no Melania gf

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did you try turning it off and turning it back on?

lol at this courtroom artist sketch, those eyes

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Don't worry. After a 2 year congressional investigation, we may figure out if that is true or not.

I'd stop making excuses and do something about it.

there can be only one.

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No buckteeth?

no you wouldnt

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familiar looking nose.

Great argument; Trump's still spineless.

Shut down the border which is what he should have done on his first day in office.

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Taleb and Nate have been doing this back & forth for a while, at least a couple years now. They've been having bitch-fights via Twitter especially lately though and I think this caught fire because there was an article published today (or yesterday?) in HuffPo or somewhere. Basically it's Taleb (made lots of money in hedge funds) vs Nate (good sports predictor, perhaps not so good politics... but is beloved by lefties). Taleb so far has been putting out more actual mathematical/theoretical critique.

The main complaint against Nate is that his models are all probabilistic models, which is fine, though often misunderstood by most people. Taleb's point is mostly that 538's models (and the assumptions they are built upon) are shitty and do not account properly for unexpected events (makes sense from Taleb, the Black Swan Theory guy, right?)... or worse still, simply make zero attempt to do so even in the face of potential disruptive events and are overly simplistic.

To wit: Silver's sportsball predictions (sports have very defined rules and bounds, and a plethora of historic, regimented data) are pretty good and even. Politics is all over the fucking board.

That in combination with being probabilistic -- (((calm down goy... I never said he'd win goy, I just said it was likely... oy vey, now you want me to admit I got it wrong?!?!! you don't understand math, goy...))) -- makes Taleb say Nate is a dumbshit misrepresenting his 'predictions' as something they clearly are nott/has no skin in the game. He's not entirely wrong on these points.

In the end Nate's models and predictions don't really fare much better than prediction markets, and often worse than those who intuit results based partly on polls but more on experience (arguably, a more complex model based on years of experience vs pure stat crunching based on vastly incomplete assumptions).

>Our fictional pundit predicted more correct primary results than Nate Silver did
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Really the most boisterous candidate has the best shot at the debates. Who would that be? AOC maybe? I think talking loudly with confidence is all it will take to 'win' a dem debate. Maybe Boine if he gets a hot coal in his pants

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The nose wasn't the first thing you noticed?

How come her mugshot wasn't shown first?

Well, if she is a spy, isn't that good?

That means, we can analyze all her computers and shit. Find out what Chinese malware the Chinese government is currently using.

Ov vey goyim we need that money for Israel

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>Shut down the border which is what he should have done on his first day in office.

he should shut down all immirgration period!!!
absolutely everything. off. done. finished. nomore.

but yeah he couldnt have done that day 1. neocucks would have sided with demshits and had him impeached for real.
his power level has almost risen to the point he can start doing shit

>meet hot girl at conference few days ago
>she comes there alone, I meet her and hang wih her the whole time
>we have lots in common and she asked for my number and facebook, hugs me before we go and we agree to talk in 2 days
>as I talk to her on phone today she casually mentions she has a boyfriend
Why? Why the fuck does this happen? This is like the 10th girl I have had this happen with: they act all interested in you and act like they ar single but then just wanna be an acquaintance or friend. How the fuck am I then to know if a girl is actually single or not?

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Garrison, where's her nametag? How am I supposed to know which insectoid this is?

AOC isn’t 35, and I need to see who’s on what stage. Yang will be interesting since he meets the qualification for the first debate and I’m hoping he gets a circumcision question thrown his way (which is likely)

All women are whores.

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stop being a faggot and drop that bitch immediately

YO LIL DONNIE I MADE THIS PIECE OF ART JUST FOR YOU AND SMEARED THE REMAINS OF THE NUTTY TURD ALL OVER MY FACE WHAT DO YOU THIS ABOUT THAT HOSS?! BET YOU FEEL REAL HELPLESS NOW

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Your stormchief told you that?

>she's 29
she looks so disgusting though, I thought she was older. I change my answer to BETO/Boine winning dem debates

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not sure who this lady on fox right now is but she is damn good. hitting all of todays headlines without skipping a beat. not to mention easy on the eyes if you know what i mean...

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>she has a boyfriend
So? Go after her. She's not married, user, and that's a clear signal of interest.

>AOC's hands
Man. I can already tell her hands are going to end up looking hideous as she starts to age. It's really weird how different races have different looking hands.

ok, you win. i think i have room for about 12 Mexicans.

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>The nose wasn't the first thing you noticed?
Second thing. Those eyes are literally a 1940s Walt Disney caricature

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¡Fiesta!

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maybe her bf is bisexual and she thought you were gay and would be down for a 3some.

>So? Go after her. She's not married, user, and that's a clear signal of interest.
Well if you are correct then why would she even mention she has a boyfriend?

That looks like a very jewish nose too.

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They always do this. It's a way to not have remorse for ditching their boyfriends. They told you, and you didn't stopped, it's your fault then.
>Women "logic"

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is there anything you find humorous in that picture, you sexist pig? Are you willing to fight me over it, blompfkins? #swoleleft

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The Fed fears the pizza man

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I'd say immaterial. She may want to see how you react (withdraw/pursue). She might get off on it. It might simply be a coping mechanism so you're put as the aggressor and she bears no blame.
>Well I told him I had a boyfriend but he wouldn't take no for an answer...
Either way actions>words. Based on what you've said, I'd say go for it and have some fun.

If a girl cheats on someone to get with you she will cheat on you to get with someone else

Probably. Depends on what you're after.

in all seriousness the next verson of F&F is much better.
new young thot, with smug good looking bachelor whos probably neck deep in all the best fox thot pussy there is. and that chick that does social media. 5est is the best version

Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve is funny as hell, don’t even care about the economic arguments of nuanced policy, put The Godfather Pizza CEO on the board.

I don't see anything special.

End of The Night is also one of my favorites from that album, along with Soul Kitchen and Crystal Ship.

I remember before I ever saw Apocalypse Now, I felt the opening guitar to The End was very haunting and ominous.

A 100% true statement; no shame in fucking someone throwing themselves at you in that position, but expect they will do the same in the future if they were with you.

Court room artists are a fucking joke.

There are photo realism artists on youtube who can draw people as good as a camera, using only crayons, color pencils, etc yet all these court room sketch artists treat the job like a joke.

When do we unleash the Texans and let then defend the border with the rabid ferocity of their ancestors?

>If a girl cheats on someone to get with you she will cheat on you to get with someone else
what about the possibility that she is just tired of the guy she is with not making a commitment or asking for marriage? is that possible?

>remember kenny g? this is what he looks like now. feel old yet?

the way he speaks of it makes me uncomfortable. he calls it by name like a friend and there is such peace in how he says it

Holy shit how many levels of leftist delusion can one be at in a 24 hour period?

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REEEEEEEE Winterchan!!

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It’s a job literally protected by prohibitions on cameras in the courtroom, and a very insular dying industry as circuits open up their proceedings to cameras.

I do agree with the SCOTUS principle on no televised hearings (Scalia made a solid argument you turn it into a media circus with clips emanating to cable news with no context tainting the overall proceeding in the public)

>Find out what Chinese malware the Chinese government is currently using.
Actually, she was probably out there without direct CCP sponsorship. The party is so in control of China that it doesn't have to order things- take the economic model for example. 5 year plans work because party zealots who work on company executive boards tweak company quotas as necessary, and report noncompliance back to CCP. To maintain plausible deniability, CCP likely worked through several intermediaries to get Zhang to Mar-A-Lago, which I surmise is the reason the operation was botched.

Centralized decentralization. Kinda cool if you ask me. Works really well for deniability and gives zealots the flexibility they need to succeed. Very scummy way of conducting diplomacy and everything else though. Cowards.

Keep following that carrot.

>How is a politician "too political?"
Don't you jews mean "too black?"

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He was at peace. I remember listening to these under a tree one day on a rather sunny day and almost coming to tears.

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i should probably spring clean but i dont feel like it

Where is there a female anywhere on Earth that doesn't whore around anytime she wants to?

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can someone tell me how F&F is right now
i wish i could watch it

ask if she wants to hang. if she says she has a bf, say i didnt ask if you had a bf, i asked if you wanted to hang. if she gets pissed act like it was a joke

Question for Mexileafs:

is she right? Is Mexico an unlivable third-world shithole?

>ask if she wants to hang.
TUCKER NO!

Asleep next to me

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>The Doors

5 TO 1
One in five
No one here gets out alive

On the day that begins, I will be there!

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>Lupe Valdez
>100% goblin
>dyke
>incompetent cop
>not even endorsed by her own department
>Abbot still only got 55%
Texas is cooked.

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What is the point of creating drama like this with the VP when every single gay that identifies the way they do votes democrat every single time? Just to get more press coverage?

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Brownie points/virtue signaling.

It's an appeal directly to Trump's base. If they can peel away Christcucks, then it increases their chances of crushing Trump.

Imagine North Dakota being too far north for a snow storm!

And Trump stood idly by and let it exacerbate to this point.

>Just to get more press coverage?
Starting a beef with the VP turns this 'literally who' into a sunday talkshow talking point which elevates his position greatly. Every democrat candidate WISHES they could rile up Trump into a back-and-forth (thus proving THEY are the frontrunner and presumptive nominee) but so far Trump only has scorn and mockery for the 2020 DNC gang. So Pence is the runner up for their efforts.

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>The bulk of the spics came in in the 80's
>it's their kids that are fucking up the elections today
>this is Trump's fault
You're the dumbest motherfucker on Jow Forums tonight; that takes effort. Congrats.

Bernie isn't white though.

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Well don't worry, thanks to Trump's inaction those kids are going to have plenty of backup votes. Congratulations for your dumb fucking take of the day.

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they are demons who are physically pained by righteousness and seek to subvert and undermine it at all costs. Actually, forget righteousness, mere wholesomeness is enough to send them into spasms.

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WASHINGTON – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi took an indirect swipe at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Monday, saying passing legislation should take priority over amassing Twitter followers.

“While there are people who have a large number of Twitter followers, what’s important is that we have a large number of votes on the floor of the House,” Pelosi told USA Today.

She was asked how she was balancing her social media-savvy socialist-leaning members like “AOC” with those from purple states who won the House majority for the Democrats.

Pelosi said Democrats should fight for the “boldest common denominator.”

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YESSSS, YESSSSSS, FIGHT DEMOCRATS, FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!!

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