Imagine being Chinese

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

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Weird, I thought pasta was an Italian specialty.

I heard that sage is really nice to season pasta sauce.

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t. chang

t. chong

>that flag
>that post

Chinamen don't think. They're like ants, they know the colony will live on even after they die while working, which is why they're mostly unfazed by the deaths of others in their daily lives.
They simply continue to work until it is time to eat or rest in preparation for more work. For the colony.

>>be Japanese
>>wake up for work
>>elevator is shut down cause regular maintenance inspection to prevent problem
>>use stairs instead
>>can't use car because traffic in the city is difficult
>>barely avoid getting swallowed by a blizzard of cherry blossom petals
>>narrowly dodge a swallow bird that is building a nest for probably 4 baby birds
>>finally make it to train station
>>bump into the guy in front of me, he apologizes
people are not able to sit because no room in seats on train, I stand so old person can sit
>>train arrives 30 seconds late, driver apologizes profusely
>>walk out of station and leisurely stroll to work
>>clock in at the office and light a cigarette
>>just kidding no smoking allowed at the workplace
gosh wish I lived in a more diverse country with black people everywhere

The Chinese outside the mainland seem alright. Taiwan, Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, etc.

The PRC just created this shit culture.

t.wang

Just imagine all the unhygienic food you are missing because of your lack of diversity!

China is like playing a roguelike game.

i was in japan 10 days ago pretty good country all the guys are faggots though

Shangai is the third biggest city on earth and the economic heart of china

Shanghai*

>be chinese
>eyes too slanted to see properly
>go somewhere you obviously shouldn't go
>get shrekt

Wtf is that guy doing?

That all sounds very problematic. Looks like the UN is going to have to apply more pressure on your government in order to achieve the society that is more appropriate fore our progressive and globalised world.

Reddit

Falling.

post racist chong memes

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How many dicks did your lick clean rabbi?

*dumb retarded chinks still putting huge amounts of pressure on floor by tapping it with one foot*

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festering cesspools of piss.

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You should of added something about walking past a gaijin protest.

What the fuck was that, steel frames being flash welded together or something? That cooked him instantly.

Ching chong

I just don't get it. Are they short sighted? Are they distracted? Or do they just enjoy inflicting physical pain on life forms?

What kind of idiot walks in front of a cauldron full of molten steel?

No need to be on suicide watch chink, just walk on the highway like a Lemming

Move to Sweden.

are you implying im samefagging? because im not

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wew lads. she look clumsy as hell.

What I have observed dozens of times at the university is that chinese are extremely rude and they pay no attention to their surroundings. (E.g. loud phone conversations in chinese in the fucking library.) They always stand in the way and that's why you see so many videos and webms of them being run over (standing in the way), crushed by heavy construction equiment, being rolled into machines and such. They just don't pay any attention at all. Like when a chink drops his phone in his car, he stops. Even if he is in the fast lane of a highway.

But don't worry, folks. With a people as overpopulated as the chinese, there's plenty of more of them when one of them gets mushed.

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So it works.

>be chinese
>don't have to worry about becoming a minority, getting constantly shat on while you can do nothing about it
Meh

Canadians are truly the most loathsome, the most cringeworthy, the most bitter and the least funny posters on Jow Forums, the range ban is long overdue.
The worst is that I think that 99% of these type of posts by a Canadian flag are made by the same spamming faggot.

reminds me of mr magoo

Stay mad, nigger

t.yong

mr magook

I really hope you are getting paid well for being 24/7 on Jow Forums spamming this type of shit.

That's actually really sad. I feel sorry for her.

Chinese people are not our enemy and I don't know why they get so much hate on Jow Forums. It has to be shills/bots.

I have no idea what spam you're refering to, retard.

I mean there really wasn't a reason to die here a few simple steps to the right or left at several occasions would have saved her

Hell she could've jumped on the car, whenever I see these Insect videos, I feel like they always expect their fate in a weird way

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Well written

>something unusual happens, you see flame in your industrial factory
>either you have proper knowledge and, if possible, extinguish fire
>or GTFO ASAP
>china: proceed to walk towards growing flame and gaze at it profusely
I just cannot understand what kind of thought process makes them do the most stupidest thing on those videos. If you would have nigger "working" there, his thought process would be ,,fire in place fire never was, ME RUN AWAY!" and he would make appropriate decision. Chinese manage to ignore all instinctive alarms for some reason and do not register immediate danger. You could say ignoring instinctive reactions is one of the things which makes us human - we can control our urges - yet what chinese bugmen are doing is something different. Not controlling instinct, but total lack of it? Like a cattle which never saw a wolf and is wondering what a funny animal is it.

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piss off chink

I can only understand Chinese when it uses similar written phrases as Japanese but I don’t see any mention to her dying in the subtitles, it seems to say her leg bone was fractured however

It baffles me as well. Even Indians display more caution and awareness of their surroundings, even when they load up their wife and kids as well as half of their shit on a Wespa or TukTuk, then proceed to drive out on the freeway.

Basically the Chinese population is so large that none of them give a fuck about the value of human life.

"Oh, klick-klack, ding-dong and Chen died when their 25 dollar car randomly veered off a 35 dollar bridge? Oh well..."

No, you don't. Trust me...

Or be American and get ruled by a nigger, raped, accused of rape, shot, jailed, and killed by drugs

>he does it for free
OH NO NO NO

should have smothered him with the nearby sacks

>Are they short sighted?
i've been to china a few times. once i took a taxi and showed the driver the written down address and a map and he asked to borrow my glasses so he could read them. so, yes, probably

Giant mold
Its a persistent hazard that demoes western plants as well
Basically too much humidity in the chamber, small steam surges molten metal out
Metal hits support cooling pipe
Pipe is now a trough
Kaboom
Provided its not American arc flash fun

since this is China you should assume those sacks are full of ammonium nitrate or just straight gunpowder

I would like instead the pasta with "oh, this is dead people train, I'll wait for another". I very much liked that one.

His NPC videos destroyed the lexicon of SJW's worldwide!!
And now he is exposing the Honkler meme!! Will he go into the esoteric metaphysics of Clown symbology and Secret Societies like the ORDER OF JESTERS!!! We will find out!!!
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....z,,,,
CHN is a good goy

Pretty much this.

God dammit fuck this why am I on four Chan today with my fellow autist I’m autistic I won’t deny and I have mental illness can someone call me a fucking faggot or something idk I’m bored asf.

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Never saw one.

We blew up a powerplant because we decided to clean out the gas piping of metal shards using the natural gas

if you're autistic just play Dwarf Fortress

t. wat

Why didn't this cattle brained retard jump on the car or something? She should know the normal chink behavior is to drive over any pedestrian they see.

user the fuck is dwarf fortress I’m bored and depressed I’ve been cursed with this autism. But thank you for recommending this.

Why are they doing this? If they distrust the footing so much, why not take stairs? theres a father of two taking his kids up there..

You are a very kindly yet shy person capable of many great things if you put your mind to it!

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Just jump on top of the car, what the fuck?

That’s interesting fellow user how did you do it you have peaked my interest

Quality

>not knowing DF while being autistic

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Thank you fellow user. I think I’m feeling a bit better.

probably suicide

That would require analyzing the situation and 90+ IQ thinking.

You know, after what I've seen and graded at the university, I'm not convinced that asians have a supreme IQ. I think they simply learn all the answers to IQ tests by heart, which gives them a higher score.

The leaf arrives. It's not officially a Jow Forums humor thread

Well of course not my fucking mother regulates me like a fucking freak I have to look this up on my friends phone.

Insect detected.

Opium is the answer, friend. China still has massive drug problems

Seems to be more a matter of situational awareness and reflexes than IQ.

>even Indians display more caution and awareness
You've never been to rivers in India

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>Not even one fire extinguisher.
Yeah truly high IQ.

>Even Indians display more caution and awareness of their surroundings
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Imagine living in a ethno-state and not being treated like a slave in your own country.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1P6HSSCy8_g

>>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks
So there is a happy ending.

Us a favour.

The thing is, you have to analyze the situation, apply knowledge, and then act out a solution. And I haven't seen chinese students do that in university exams, oral or written. They act as if they're robots, programmed to function in a restricted way, but if anything happens they aren't prepared for, they can't deal with it. Whether it's walking into an automated car lift or being faced with a new text problem in an exam, what's needed is analyze, think, apply, solve. And what I've heard IQ being defined is exactly that: Learning and being able to apply the learned to new situations.

I don't disagree with you. It's just that after the car rolled onto the platform where the lady was standing in OP's clip, she must have been aware of the situation. And a thinking (and applying) human being would have climbed onto the bonnet, and not gotten under the car.

Thank you user I’m going to watch this rn.

Like I stated, they do unsafe shit and are accident prone. But when shit goes bad they don't just stand around and wait to be maimed or killed, they actually start hauling ass. They're also more helpful. My friend worked in Puhn for a week and he witnessed 40 people lift a car out of a ditch that had swerved off road and we're giving water and cloth rags to the bleeding and shocked driver untill an ambulance showed up.

Despite being asian, the chinese have low iq, they are a lot like jews, very dishonest and disingenuous, but unlike jews they are extremely dumb and unaware of their surroundings. Naow put the effects of communist indoctrination on top of that and now you have the answer to why these videos exist and are so common.

Nice try retard, only once if those two applies to China.

FIRE IN THE DISCO

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Next thing you Canadians will do is fucking apologize to him for calling him a nigger.