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By keeping us in the EU forever

why are you so envious of his lack of effort?

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thanks for reminding me
had a horrible nightmare lads
>just got in after a lovely day
>girls, sunshine, activities etc.
>logged into Bork/pol/ to deanopost
>all you lads talking about the locals
>look at my brexit calendar
>May 2nd
>look at my casio
>11:59
>I've missed the fucking locals
can't explain to you the levels of despair

LESS THAN 1 MONTH UNTIL LOCAL COUNCIL ELECTIONS

also this thread is so shit lad, buck up

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lol

kys?

>EU say May needs a plan in order to get an extension of any kind
>Barnier fails to convince them that May has a plan
>So they give a long extension
This is ridiculous.

Nine-month extension, during which time May shall remain in power. Our "leaving" shall become watered down to the point where it is meaningless.

Even Barenier could not stave off his promise no extension would be offered without a reason from the UK. All that fluster from the EU, all those warnings that Parliament had to act on getting a roadmap going & the EU leaders folded like a cheap suit. May can now ask for a short delay & they will bend.

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I feel like that 9 month period will be enough time to watch the UK boil itself alive in inner political turmoil.

>Checked
The EU will do anything to stave off no deal, the only problem is May wants the EU treaty to get through Parliament. All the cards are on the table & no one wants to pick up their winnings.

Why are you so intimidated by multiple Grammy award winning songwriter Till Lindemann's sensible, progressive stance on trans rights?
youtube.com/watch?v=kKItG-_y4_8

How can Maybot survive without DUP support, nevermind the ERG that can block anything she wants passing in Parliament?

>May can now ask for a short delay & they will bend.
Shouldn't she have asked for that first?

You're not supposed to leave. Brexit is designed to show the masses that what they vote for won't eventuate so they should just remain apathetic to everything, particularly their governors, and enjoy filling the void with social media and consumer electronics.

EU elections and a 9 month delay will literally kill the Tory party. No way in hell May survives as PM beyond next week if she agrees to that

EU elections will have appalling turnout and be absolutely dominated by a jamboree of UKIP, Brexit Party, CUK, Green and lefty SJW Labour protest votes.

>LESS THAN 1 MONTH UNTIL LOCAL COUNCIL ELECTIONS

looked up who I can vote for
labour tory or ukip..
ukip it fucking is then.

No you're describing the Article 50 trap. That ironically Britain designed.

Wrong. It's to show right wing votes don't matter. It's to break the spirit of anyone with right wing views and make sure they don't bother voting next time.

>doubting Maychiavelli

She did do after Tusk offered that flexible 12 month delay. It is clear now the EU will offer any extension to stave off a no deal. So why would May want a 9 month delay in which Parliament will ask for her head on a platter knowing a deadline is way off?

Blackpill please leave, this is a HONKpill general

Well, no-deal brexit won't go down well either. Lot a lot of easy options here.

If we get a christmas extension, there has to be a tory party coup/leadership challange then a general election. This current set of MPs, May in particular, are pure poison for the country.

Bit harsh lad, what's wrong with wanting to suck a big dick that's attached to a woman

Perhaps if the elections next month are an almighty clusterfuck for the party, then her hand just might be forced.

Well the flexible 12 month extension means the Uk can leave whenever it wants, so it's kind of a non-issue? If May wants to leave in 3 months, she can.

why are you trying to LARP when we know you're a transphobe who's intimidated by Till Lindemann?

We want u lads in the EU because we love u so
nevermind the germans, they ruined us all with the euro and now are trying to ruin you
Things will change soon enough and a new europe will be born under the banner of tradition and brotherly companionship among all europeans expect ugly croat squatters

To be fair the Tory Party do not care about EU elections, they would not care if no Tory MEP was delivered.

>no-deal brexit won't go down well either.
FOR YOU

why do you envy Croats?

She's slippery, but even she has limit of how she can survive. All about timing now.

Or the UK. Brexiters will get really REALLY mad when they don't get all the economic prised they were promised.

Why would tranny fucker Till intemidate me

>even she has limit
idk, I've seen her in Berghain at 6:30am lad

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The flexible 12 month extension means we'd be able to leave only when either the 12 months are up or when the current WA is approved by parliament.

>No elections in my entire county (Durham)

CAN'T WAKE UP

Do ppl really care about Brexit when voting in local elections?

Because of his progressive stance on trans rights
It infuriates you, doesn't it?
lmao
ave a line ya virgin

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I don't envy them and i don't hate them either
I just wish they returned some parts of the coastline they're currently squatting.
They have no ties to the venetian cities of istria and dalmatia, why should they have them?

er.. Yeah. So you can leave when you approve the deal, or decide you want to leave on no deal.

Or you sort something else out with the EU.

What else are you looking for?

Fuck off.

76% of Tory voters want no deal.
44% of voters.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw
>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on sconners

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This. Caretaker PM and elections. No other way out. Big Graham and the 1922 boys already delivered May her notice last night

You vastly overestimate how many leave voters prioritised any economic benefits. Indeed many voted leave despite expecting an economic hit. Stop listening to the London media bubble.

sounds like you harbour envy towards based Croats for their cocaine use and partying shenanigans t b h lad

>he thinks our remain parliament and spineless government won't use the entire 12 months to find a way to cancel Brexit

It doesn't matter in terms of the MEP's it's the message it sends (surrender and betrayal) for a likely 2019 snap election

>He's back on the 18th day in a row spamming nonsense

Trolling outside of /b/ and offtopic posts are against the rules. Take 30 seconds of your time and do the right thing, lads.

Yes, but many tories are smart enough to know the no-deal would be an economic shitshow. And even though many brits say it's what they'd prefer, they'd be pretty angry once they start feeling the economic impacts that they were promised they wouldn't pay. That won't go well for the tories either.

Perhaps and perhaps not.

Well that could happen to. It's what i'd prefer.

Very few people voted leave based on economics. It was about national identity/sovereignty (the problem) and immigration (the symptom)

>it takes him 30 seconds to snort one (1) line
lmfao at your life sconner

You have no idea what English people think or feel.

I'm not quite sure. They're fought on local issues but people probably vote on a whim or go with their tribal inclinations for the most part.
I've only received one piece of correspondence so far from the Conservatives where our councillor is praising all the new flats going up, which I know nobody fucking wants.

Perhaps. But they were told things would improve economically, when they most likely will get worse instead.

I somewhat doubt immigration will even go down. They'll probably boost the immigration numbers because the economy cheap labour to offset brexit.

Not too much generally, but in this instance they will be seen as a barometer of the public mood towards May, the handling of Brexit and the Tory party in general. If large amounts of seats are lost, it will be seen as an indictment of her leadership.

no deal is literally what we voted for. anything else isn't Brexit and would result in a remain vote or no vote at all. leave won.

As long as Labour do not do well in the EU elections then it will have little effect on a GE. What happens in Parliament does though, the gov relies on the DUP to prop up the gov. If the DUP are confident of a hung parliament as the result of a GE then they along with theRG (or even despite the ERG) will topple the gov & May will have to resign. It is unlikely the Tories would get a maj in gov after a GE, the only question would be could Labour get a maj with the Lib Dems & the SNP to form a coalition? That could stop the DIP & ERG from toppling the gov.

>they'd be pretty angry once they start feeling the economic impacts that they were promised they wouldn't pay.
Promised by whom?
>That won't go well for the tories either.
You seem to be under the misapprehension that anybody here likes the tories. The sooner they collapse the better. If a no deal brexit delivers that it'd be worthwhile regardless what else happens.

>So you can leave when you approve the deal
Yes, but the deal will never be approved.
>Or decide you want to leave on no deal
The public have decided that, but nobody in power wants it and the House of Clowns have repeatedly voted against it, so no deal can only happen when the timer runs out.
>Or you sort something else out with the EU
Which also isn't going to happen. The EU only want the current WA, May only wants the current WA. Unless we get a new PM/Government then May isn't even going to try to get anything else.

Macron with le veto to give us Brexit!

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>no deal is literally what we voted for.
lol. The leave campaign said there would definitely be a deal.

You only voted on leaving the EU. That's all. That could mean Norway+ or it could mean no-deal. Should have made your referendum more specific.

Will be interesting if ppl ask each candidate what their views are on Brexit & base that on how they vote. With shitty turnouts in local elections usually, ppl motivated due to Brexit could see change & new ppl being elected.

So what will happen?

you said that last time and he cucked out

It'd be a shame if your MPs died in a spontaneous combustion in Parliament sponsored by the IRA what a shame that'd be laddies.

WOW excitement

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>Promised by whom?
Was it Liam Fox who said "We'll keep all of the benefits and pay none of the costs"?

>You seem to be under the misapprehension that anybody here likes the tories.
No, i mean the tories will be afraid of no-deal because they no the shitshow that follows will be blamed on them.

>A Deal
So what are you referring to, a deal on how the UK leaves the EU or on what terms the UK has trade deals & what the relationship is with the EU?

Yes I suppose so.

>The leave campaign said there would definitely be a deal.
And the remain campaign (and the government) said that there would be no deal. What's your point?

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why do filthy basslines intimidate sconners?

That it's weird to claim people voted for no-deal.

Any extension is FUCKING USELESS as our government just waits until it's over

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A 9 month delay results in a birth of a new deal with a new PM. the EU are scared of no deal, their EU treaty with MAy will be dead, so what will they do with a Brexiteer as PM knowing their plan failed?

it's a national humiliation

>so what will they do with a Brexiteer as PM knowing their plan failed?
I dunno. What?

The EU is scared of no deal. But not at any cost. There's been some opinions that a long extension would be worse for the EU than no-deal.

4g in Ireland test. Fuck travellers buy Guns.
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

No deal means the UK pays nothing to the EU & the EU exports more to the UK than the UK exports to them. The eurozone is a declining economy, insular & protectionist. It simply does not have the muscle of the US to compete with China, Germany is even having to beg Russia to stop itself from freezing (after Germany closed all it's nuke plants & are closing coal ones too)

Any contingency plans for brit/pol/ when the new independent poz patrol recommends Jow Forums makes the ban list. I'm serious, we can't go back on this. So what? We have to meet IRL if this is shut down?

>IRA
>relevant in 2019
them blowing up parliment would be brilliant but the IRA nowdays is a glorified london nigger drug gang but with religious larping

it was specific, leave the EU, all of it. a free trade agreement was going to happen, that's what leave was talking about. and the eu even said that. why do remainers struggle with the simplest things. it was simple for a reason, so that idiots didn't misunderstand and there would be no claims of ambiguity, but oh well lol

Brexit Cancelled. David Livington to be made technocratic PM of a government of national unity

All further elections are cancelled

this, the uncertainty inflicts more harm on business because they can't make strategic plans, analytics

It literally wasn't. We voted on membership of the EU. Not how any relations should be afterwards.

Either move to brit on Jow Forums if 4channel stays up or hope someone makes a decent britpol.com lol