How bad will it be? I’m nervous that they’ve chosen Harad and Khand as locations. You know what that means.
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Only watched the file + Hobbit. Harad and Khand don't sound like Rohan, Gohan, Mordor or the Shire. Is it where the Easterlings come from? What is special about it
Nathaniel Wright
>current year
>watching the electronic jew
fuck off
Logan Long
>this thread
>snopes rating
>factual and true
Jacob Ortiz
it's full of
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Sebastian Young
They are going to re-meme Tolkien and say the Southrons, Easterlings, and Orcs have lives and beliefs too.
You know this, ma-yum.
Isaac Harris
Caleb Gutierrez
Colton Lewis
>Harad and Khand
Prepare to see Elven maidens EASTERLINGED from the 1st episode on
Robert James
that nigger from the Netherlands fucked it all up, but some of you guys are alright. don't go to Middle-earth tomorrow.
Oliver Rogers
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Caleb Lee
But there are no niggers in tolkien's world right. I mean I saw 1 or 2 forced into the Hobbit. But I thought tolkien's world was based on the European continent.
Wew... They will fuck it up eh. Heard this series would get a huge budget tho.
Hunter Green
Lawrence Makoare
the orc guy or the elf dude?
Thomas Perry
NIGGEERR
Austin Reyes
It's going to suck shit. Sadly no one has the balls to make a series based on the silmarillion.
Brayden Smith
hivemind
Nathan Reyes
It's not enough for a Numenorean to mix with an Elf?
Owen Rodriguez
What they actually chose those areas to set their story? Wakanda 2.0 incoming if true.
It will be about how they weren't really evil although they sided with evil incarnate during the great war. Either that or it will be about a group of resistance fighters in those places opposing their own tribes. They will probably have the help of a gay Elf and a male-to-female gondorian to spicy things up. They will try to confirm the joke that dwarf male and female are identical, perhaps even going so far as to outright stating they have no gender. Good boy dindu Orcs will probably join the clusterfuck as well to crown the marxist masterpiece this surely will be.
Xavier Johnson
The easterlingsare basically the closest Tolkien got to niggers, they were a primitive tribal bunch that captured Western men and kept their wives as slaves. Shifty traitors who betrayed men and elves and allowed morgoth to btfo them in the single bloodiest defeat of the entire series.
Andrew Stewart
>Harad and Khand as locations
if that's the case it might be a non-canonical story about the two blue wizards "in the east" that Gandalf mentions.
If they're set in Haradwaith they can make some characters non-white instead of making Aragorn or one of the other main characters a kang.
Logan Jenkins
>tolkien's world was based on the European continent.
It is specifically a mythology of England, which Tolkien felt didn't have a proper one.
Not even Wales, Scotland, and Ireland, as those Celts have a mythology.
English mythology is imported, and Arhturian legends are imported.
So Tolkien, being the Ultimate Sperg, set out to create create languages, cultures, races and myths for England.
It truly is the most monumental work of fiction of all time in all languages.
>better than the Bible
Tolkien out-Jewed the Jews.
Justin Anderson
Andrew Gonzalez
Orcs that sounds like
>Turks
Christian Lewis
They are basically Moors, Corsairs, and Barbary Pirates, i.e. Mooslimes.
Benjamin Bennett
Silmarillion is a bloody long timelapse though. It's like making a series "based" on human history.
I'd see a series based on Children of Hurin though.
Ian Reyes
ITS OVER
Anthony Price
The chans are dead.
Ryder Morales
Aiden Davis
Christopher Sanchez
I watched a few episodes of Resurrection Ertugrul and all good characters look white. I guess Turks really want to be white.
Isaiah Lopez
Christopher Bennett
>It will be about how they weren't really evil although they sided with evil incarnate during the great war. Either that or it will be about a group of resistance fighters in those places opposing their own tribes. They will probably have the help of a gay Elf and a male-to-female gondorian to spicy things up. They will try to confirm the joke that dwarf male and female are identical, perhaps even going so far as to outright stating they have no gender. Good boy dindu Orcs will probably join the clusterfuck as well to crown the marxist masterpiece this surely will be.
This is uncannily accurate.
Are you a staff writer?
They're probably taking fucking notes from you right now user.
Matthew Thompson
You forgot our idris elbow
Colton Adams
Dylan Stewart
Blake Edwards
You fucking stupid pork chop
Gavin Lee
Imagine a Jew shitting in your food and feeding it to you.
That is how bad.
Leo Sanchez
David Scott
Always thought Easterlings were like Persians/indians/turkic steppe tribes of the tolkien world. Like mongoloid brown people. Bet that will be changed to full grown negro.
Yeah tolkien is pretty based. But I thought it was meant to be European since he said Elves were based on Finnish people and all
Adrian Howard
fake thank god
Owen Cook
>Harad and Khand
>Not cannon
>Nothing to do with Tolkien at all
Sounds like ((they)) are co-opting another great to package and reproduce for the drooling masses. Fuck I hate this society.
Joseph Stewart
>Morgan Freeman as Gandalf
That would actually be cool though
Ayden Fisher
At least they don´t portrait blatant degeneracy in this show. Better than expected.
Ian Cooper
>Yeah tolkien is pretty based. But I thought it was meant to be European since he said Elves were based on Finnish people and all
You're right, and of course there's no way to disengage Arda and Europe.
>Rohirrim are vikings on horses.
etc
Grayson Reyes
>That would actually be cool though
I hope you choke on your avocado toast.
Josiah Green
If they really want a big success then they should make it like the lotr movies. Not adding diversity for the sake of it. Am hoping it will be good although I am 99% sure it will suck and fuck over the tolkien world
Ryan Cooper
>age of men is over
>and it's a good thing
Ian Cruz
calling it now
>the orcs will be just as evil etc as usual
>their skin tones will be considerably lighter
>how curious
Chase James
b & rp
Asher Cox
Not going to watch their hypocritical cultural appropriation.
Hudson Foster
for sure there is going to black elfs humans and hobbits and the orcs aren't really all bad they are just misunderstood
expect some homo shit too
its gonna be fully HIV positive
Luke Barnes
When you have lived as long as me during wartime, knowing thine enemy becomes like a second nature. I hope the writers put that shit in. It doesn't serve their cause like they think it does.
Ethan Wilson
Elves are the whites
dwarfs are the jews
Orcs are the niggers.
Ayden Bailey
>forest whitaker as gimli
Logan Green
>it will suck and fuck over the tolkien world
Ghostbusters...Star Wars....LOTR...all gone, dead ruined by the craven money lusting jew.
Luke Peterson
nigger
Ryder Howard
Close to Nigger-mordor. Close to mutt-bredding.
Asher Johnson
wrong
elves are jews
dwarves are irish
orcs are the turks and niggers and the breed alike
the southern pirates and seapeople are arabian muslim pirates
Dylan Gray
me too nigger
Ryder Rogers
ofc it will be in the 2nd age
evil white numenorians ravaging the poor savages
a good excuse to cast browns since they will become the subjects of numenore
Ryan Reyes
kill yourself cunt
Jose Wilson
Harad = Africa, Khand = Arabia
Niggers come from Far (southern) Harad
Logan Powell
Faithful numenorians would have to be niggers though. The ones who founded Gondor.
Asher James
NIGGER
Matthew Sanchez
They'll probably take the Warcraft route and try to make the orcs and other shitskins sympathetic characters.
Kayden Ramirez
There are niggers:
tolkiengateway.net
>The Haradrim were bold and grim men, fierce in despair. They were tall and dark-skinned with black hair and dark eyes, and for that they were called Swertings or Swarthy Men.[5] The men of Near Harad were brown-skinned, with black hair and dark eyes,[13] while the race known as "half-trolls" out of Far Harad had black skin.
Logan Clark
i dont mean the faithful
i mean those loyal to the king who will start to invade harad and the other shitskin regions
excuses for diversity cast
got tier autistic sauron (they will prob cast a white presenting jew for the role)
ponder on the whole thing that numenore allows women to rule and how that was stolen by the evil blonde crazy king
there will prob be arcs about life in harad even thou its poorly mentioned
thou idk how they will go about the fact that the plot is basically we built a wall, you cant enter in our land numenorians
t. valar
James Robinson
>goldbags
Every
Single
Time
Levi Green
>implying the Dwarves arn't the jews.
Adrian Gutierrez
no niggers are speculated to mby appear at the start of the 3rd age
Kayden Perez
What a gay fucking map. JRR Tolkien must have given up halfway through. Most of the map isn’t even fleshed out.
Julian Moore
What was the name of the blond bitch from game of thrones that gets raped by that horse guy.
Yeah, it will be like this. But instead of one season it will be the whole series.
Cameron Morris
I watched that show Hanna on Amazon.
The main character is a white girl who is 15 and has sex with a black boy after just meeting him. Very progressive.
Isaiah Long
Maybe. They will be Nazis somehow and possibly you'll get one of those fake fuckedup swastikas on their flag.
Then The Guardian will run a series of articles how Amazon is honoring the fallen heroes of the Empire who fought the Nazis and how you must accept 2 million more kebabs or Tolkien will be angry.
Then they will re-print that letter about Tolkien talking about the German publisher who was trying to verify his Aryan ancestry.
I honestly want a war.
Ayden Wood
they arent
its an implication that jews and ppl who dont like jews in those times came to
their language is semitic and they have a technically different creator
its merely a meme
Jordan Gutierrez
You're right nice find.
Jeremiah Adams
>Close-up of an elf walking through a forest
>zooms out to show him alone
>suddenly, he turns
>a low droning sound comes from the distance
>close up of eyes moving from left to right
>he draws his bow
>moves nervously around
>suddenly, the sound of a bowstring firing
>close up of eyes open in shock
>zooms out to show elf full of arrows
>a bunch of Far Haradrim on an olliphant gallop past
>"SOUF SIDE MUFUGGAH!"
>Just another ride-by shooting by tanned Gondorians
Sebastian Bennett
White girls do fuck asian and black man more than whites so its accurate. Especialy asian boys are getting big now, new trend among white bitches
Jackson Cox
t cuck
Owen Kelly
I think they were there but nobody important was doing anything with them.
Jayden Moore
Yes. Yes they are.
The dwarves are jews.
Landon Ward
Top shelf kek
Julian Rodriguez
well the thing is the world is flat in lotr in the 1st and 2nd age.... idk if you knew that
that world was pretty eurocentric as in europeans/euro folklore and surrounding ppl (arabs, borwns kebab etc) not niggers
at the end of the 2nd age eru (god) reshapes the world to be round and tolkien implies that new lands arose with new people south and east... (presumably his idea of niggers and chinks)
nah they just end up being the jew but it wasnt the intent from the start
if a shitlib confronts you with this be sure to know that he will say that the dwarven rings corrupt them to be goldsteins
before that they were basically ethnonationalists hehe
Brandon Hall
I'm not even going to give them a chance to ruin it for me by watching it. Unless I see threads on Jow Forums talking about how based it is, it won't even exist to me. I'm 99% sure it'll be pozzed.
Camden Young
haha
they can go fuck themselves
keep spending your money on propaganda
John Martinez
Orc's =Good Elves= Bad... also elves played by niggers but only the elves that self hate and work to subvert elve superiority... Orc's dindu duffin wrong.. they was just gitting they selves together... going for those programs...
Austin Harris
>series is about how you need to let in more orc refugees because they dindunuffin
Eli Rogers
Josiah Johnson
Leo Edwards
it'll be ass.
Jordan Hernandez