Germany patents ancient invention of India

In the end they have to come back to the Sanatan way of Life but they don't accept our inventions and gave credit to themselves for everything ..

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Sick

POO IN LOO

The same customs and rituals of India that were labelled as "backwards" are now the main icons of "progress" or "forward" thinking.
Sanatan Dharma is eternal. The contents in our Vedas and Upanishads will forever be relevant no matter what time period humanity is in.

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Thanks for the weapons

Is this a device to poo in?

Oh wait its an indian invention. Nevermind...

god damn these fucking germs stealing our inventions again... the last time they did they got their ass kicked.

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Crying faggot, we're all being raped by the global elite and corporations and you whine about fucking leaf plates like its something anyone cares about

the entire MO of hippies is to take and bastardize shit from third world countries and pat themselves on the back for being progressive.

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kek, Obsidian pulled a cheeky one

Also they're green paper plates, get over your self, pooboy.

Like the time big pharma corp. tried to patent Haldi
>Turmeric

The state of white man capitalism
>ALL YOUR SPICES ARE BELONG TO US

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Why is Jaitley so shit at economics and will Modi win the elections?

True story
A hindu lad at school drew that and was called in for being antisemitic

If you cant poop right why would you neet patents?

Just wait until they copyright pasties

LOSE A PENNY!

>implying all of asia (india, china moslty) doesn't copy every fucking single little western thing they can get their dirty subhuman hands on

fuck off poo nigger

post potty or gtfo

OY VEY It's like another shoah

>invention
>a fucking leaf
Germans are faggots enough for patenting it, but your WE WUZ ARYANS is even more pathetic

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No matter the shit you post (most of it is probably made-up) your jumping around Jow Forums trying to make senpai notice you is pathetic. I still remember a thread on national cuisine where more than 20% of posts were made by buttblasted indians

The Germans probably did something very radical and unthink of in india, They washed the fucking leafs.

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patent designated shitting streets next

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Whatchya doin schlomo

Yes, you were once Aryans and maintain some of their culture and traditions.
However you have racemixed the Aryan classes out of existence.
The sodding pakis are more Aryan than you, and they're sub-humans.

>leaf republic

Are you saying Germanic people took from you poos? Ahaha, how does it feel being inferior and insecure, Germanics?

If you had any confidence in your beliefs you wouldn't be worried, because you'd look forward to being reborn as a German in your next life.

I wonder... do Indians ever ask themselves what they did in their previous life to end up being reborn as an Indian?

>Indians invented intensive agricultural methods and large-scale industrial manufacturing and shipping to produce and promote a cleanly disposable plate that meets first world standards
Sure thing Ranbir.

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Mass-production? I don’t know but most temples use leaf plates to serve their free food. Has been a thing since medieval times.

That they haven’t already met canada’s needs suggests they’re working on a small rural level.

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lets see the patent and the prior art

What are the Vedas texts on pooing in the loo?

it was invented by poos

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yeah anyone can file for a patent in germany, guess they're planning to sell it there

we know the feel when our things get stolen

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youtube.com/watch?v=7w8aG3VhArE

Indians poo in the street AND eat in the street? Wtf is wrong with you guys?

Based Nazi space magic.

>Remember those disposable leaf plates and bowls
No

Its not forward thinking only retards eat from plant bowls.

wtf

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wtf no. Shitting in the streets is not considered "progress" or "forward"

You might have invented poo, but we figured out how to use the loo.

keep shitting in little holes you cucks,
while we shit in space.
we invented designated shitting orbits.

Remember when Germany was lauded for its engineering prowess?

what do you mean invention of india idiot, look up the patent it's a german invetion the white man invented it.

Good boy. *pat*

Most of this is bullshit though.

>muh Me262
Pic related is a Gloster meteor, it saw action in 1944. The XP-83 was in development for several years before the war ended. You really have to be retarded to claim one is a knock off the other. The US and the Soviets utilized a lot of German tech and scientists but to imply everything was their work is fucking retarded.

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Krauted

you stole it from south america you faggot.

Is that a leaf glued to a tinfoil plate?

doesnt matter if the soviets stole the idea or invented it desu. either way it wouldn't work.

>XP-83
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_XP-83#Testing
The first prototype was used in 1946 as a ramjet testbed, with an engineer's station located in the fuselage behind the pilot. On 14 September 1946, one of the ramjets caught fire, forcing pilot "Slick" Goodlin and engineer Charles Fay to bail out. The second prototype flew on 19 October and was scrapped in 1947. Apart from range, the XP-83 was inferior to the Lockheed P-80 Shooting Star, and the XP-83 project was canceled in 1947.

>Lockheed P-80 Shooting Star
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_P-80_Shooting_Star#Design_and_development
After the war, the USAAF compared the P-80 and Me 262A concluding, "Despite a difference in gross weight of nearly 2,000 lb (900 kg), the Me 262 was superior to the P-80 in acceleration, speed and approximately the same in climb performance. The Me 262 apparently has a higher critical Mach number (the Me 262A's being at M 0.86), from a drag standpoint, than any current Army Air Force fighter."

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anywhere with banana leafs does this kinda. i know malaysia does it along with some meals from vietnam.

They can patent a process for making them not the actual design. Stop being stupid

>speaking in white language
>typing on white invented computer
>white internet
>white electricity
>white mobile phone cellular device
>white flight, planes, trains, cars, automobiles
>white satellites
>white instant communication so you can send poo through the air waves to your poo mother that poo'd you

>proceed to come onto white man's internet to bitch about your leaf bowl

Unironically laughing my fucking ass off at even comprehending this moment in space and time. Fucking shit skins


>MUH LEAF BOWLS
HAHAHAHAAHAHA

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GERMANY MUST PERISH

What the hell are you talking about? What wouldn't work?

>The first prototype was used in 1946
Yeah, tested, it was in development for several years by that time.

>Me 262 apparently has a higher critical Mach number (the Me 262A's being at M 0.86), from a drag standpoint, than any current Army Air Force fighter."
But you'll never mention the shit quality turbines that had to be replaced every (iirc) 20 hours or so.

Either way everything you said is irrelevant to the original claim your jpg was making. It's not a copy of the Me262 neither is the XP-83. As I said the Gloster Meteor was operational by 1944 so Jet fighters were not something new to the US.

do indians just read social media all day for literal nothing-stories like this

wasnt there a giant cow shit fight today in an attempt to convince the Gods to make it rain?

msn.com/en-za/money/other/indian-villagers-hold-massive-cow-dung-battle-for-health-and-prosperity/vi-BBVKwlY

this is against one of the 5 basic requirements for patenting (the invention must be "new")
if this is true, then the german patent system is a scam

>indian shitposting

my fucking sides

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basically anything soviet made is garbage.

You can patent the production procedure, for example, not the product. Dunno though.

germans stealing something and calling it theirs? IMPOSIBLE, TELL THAT TO PRUSSIANS

i could simply appeal to court and nullify the patent for this

in that case is ok

Plenty of soviet shit is actually pretty good but usually of lower quality, however that's also a bonus sometimes because they just make it bulkier to cope with the harsh conditions. I still have a saw/shovel combo from the USSR(came with my grandfathers Lada), overly fucking heavy and made out of thick steel but it's why I still have them.

Shit literally hit the fan

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Why would anyone want to make a bowl from leaves?

>Germans solve the plastic pollution problem

>how dare they, we were eating plants for centuries!

t. literal shit spraying embodiment of the kali yuga

natural, disposable, safe for environment.

lol fuck off shithand
no one thinks your third world shit hole is god-tier

are you a retard or a kid? Most nazi scientists and engineers went to US after the war. Operation paperclip. Google it faggot!

Enough with the "India is great" threads and posts. I'm sick of it. Go autofellatiate somewhere else

Patent system is corrupted to the core.
youtube.com/watch?v=lqWfqLzQ0dM
Even if you get a patent, you still need a better lawyer to enforce it. Not saying that many patents exist only because nobody sued them to revoke it.
That textbook example of Zinger, whose patent attorney didn't feel like patenting whole the invention, but patented only the needle: I'm pretty sure such a needle was a traditional basis of awl (because in russian that word is related to "to sew": shitt is to sew & shilo is an awl)

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Also, Soviet engineering was a lot better than Soviet manufacturing. There's a reason the best the USSR produced was on the fringes or via allies, the Zenit rocket is Ukrainian, the best AKs are Yugo, Bulgarian, Finnish and Israeli clones, the best agriculture was in the Baltics and the Ukraine not Russia proper.
>inb4 hurr slavshit

Damn India got KRAUT'd

Forgot pic of best girl

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>X patents something that already exists
Not how patents (or IP) work(s).

Tell that to the land your fat ass sits on polacke

So angry, did someone shit in your spot?

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based af

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how do they just expose their butthole like that

There are simply limits to human development with that kind of behavior.
>no tourism on that beach
>polluted
>fishery impacted
>literally trash and shit everywhere

PSLV is a really sweet rocket.
even huehue thinks streetshitting in public is weird

"Leaf Republic"
I claim this stolen patent from the Germans on behalf of my people! Also, you stole the leaf from us, India.

LOL, as an American you don't know the real reason but let me en-light you - Soviets had (Russians still do) have had massive problem with alcoholism of natives.

Don't lose next time and we won't take your scientists. Faggot.

>Remember the disposable leaf plates?
No because i don't eat pajeet cuisine.

Meanwhile western politcians have the nerve to talk about polluting, meanwhile pajeets are shitting up the beaches and are trashing it

Ok maybe you should have patented it yourself, Anand.

Funny fact those Helicopters were used to transport anti tank guns and carry Kubelwagens and such

youtu.be/6SrUyNG4fYA

Kek

Good doggo

Us had night vision scopes before 1945

British invented jet turbines as well

jet bomber is nothing and just an attempt to cash in on jet turbine again

Sikorsky r4 flew before the kolibri

Ho being stealth is a common misconception birthed by a history channel documentary

World's first ballistic missile is based off the John goddard (an american)'s invention of the liquid fueled rocked

Similarly Wener von braun wouldn't have been a rocket scientist without goddard.

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