Brit/pol/ PM's 'pleading is humiliating' Edition

>Brexit: DUP says PM's 'pleading is humiliating'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47872685

>Windrush: Home Office admits data breach in compensation scheme
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47855428

>Teacher at Catholic London secondary school is suspended after it's discovered he 'CAN'T READ or write'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897169/Teacher-London-secondary-school-read-write.html

>BT Tower displays dreaded Windows error message
news.sky.com/story/bt-tower-displays-dreaded-windows-error-message-11687381

>Websites to be fined over 'online harms' under new proposals
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47826946

>Brexit: Ofcom to investigate Channel 4 host Jon Snow's 'white people' remark
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-ofcom-investigate-channel-4-14252733.amp?

>UK poised to embrace authoritarianism, warns Hansard Society
web.archive.org/web/20190408084435/https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/08/uk-more-willing-embrace-authoritarianism-warn-hansard-audit-political-engagement

>Labour councillor denies 'vile' Hitler Facebook post is his
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-47853418

>Videos & Music
>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Eom6VRFSY&feature=youtu.be

>Sir Oswald Mosley on Globalisation
youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VsbJTfEh4

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-47867264
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-47859204/the-rise-of-male-modest-islamic-fashion
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We're going to have to keep cokeposter from starting threads. When they delete his posts, threads die.

May's Merkel meeting misfire
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-47872348/may-s-merkel-meeting-misfire

I'm not posting in that thread. I'm sure many others are abstaining too.

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Did the based jannies delete the other threads? Good for them if so.

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I noticed the Debenhams one got axed. You mean that one?

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twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1115640245926670336

Oh my

posting in real thread

Some good news
>Kent girl Teagan Appleby may have medicinal cannabis returned
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-47867264

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-47859204/the-rise-of-male-modest-islamic-fashion

>Could one of the next big fashion trends be Islamic male modest fashion?

>Meet the community of designers and models trying to inspire a new fashion genre.

I'm not sure this is going anywhere, most men cover their arms and legs most of the time anyway.

>Just another patriot there, going over the head of the British parliament and British government
BASED

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Thank you and welcome, fren.

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TL;DR

He set up two threads, one obvious coke-poster, the other looked safe. Both were started by him and we got suckered into the safe one. We'll have to be careful about who sets up a thread and avoid jumping in blind.

You mean they left cokeposter's up and axed the other one? ffs, I thought they'd done them both.

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1115648399964028936

REAL
lmao imagine being this butthurt about being styled on

>Legal to administer frankenstein untested hormone castration chemicals on children because of muh Trans lobby
>Can't administer demonstrably effective plant medicine

So are saveloys the soufen sausage roll

mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/northerner-tries-famous-southern-sausage-14267484

I read that yesterday and seen it as a non starter since most blokes cover up anyway. Weak signal from the BBC IMO

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>very little anger in North London
What a shock

I love Karen so much lads

Yes we need some sort of system to identify the anonymous users of this anonymous website. Perhaps we should ask the OP if he is cokeposter before we being using threads in future.

Norf Modesty meme when?

Is that you Rimmer lad?

lmfao anonymous posters are finessing on you

Tim Loughton giving a quite disgraceful and morally poverty-stricken little speech in which he tries to appeal to the EU to reject our extension request. "Be in no doubt that you will unleash a further tsunami of chaos and uncertainty,."

Reminder to immediately filter the cokeposter the moment he rears his head. Let him spend all day talking to himself.

Sounds foolproof to me. Nobody lies on the internet.

twitter.com/tpgcolson/status/1115575671399571462

by getting styled on? I don't follow

This. Posting in real thread also. Reminder to report posts about coke, sconners, having a line etc etc fir being off topic

lmfao I've done you you sconner

Rumoured extension dates the EU are planning to offer us is the 30th of June, the 31st of December or sometime in April 2020
So the Eddie treatment?

>As I watched the staff top my pile of chips with a huge sausage two questions entered my head:
>2) Why is it not battered?
>For a northerner to walk into a chippy and get something that wasn’t battered was an entirely a new experience and not something I was overly keen on.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw
>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on sconners

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Let's begin right away, do you have any nefarious intentions today Anonymous? Planning to delete your posts to make me look like I'm talking to myself perhaps?

twitter.com/afneil/status/1115656101352169472

Checked.

It would seem so. Obvious bait/shit post thread is obvious.

Who doesn't?

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mate wit ye gontae dae? phone the polis?

we are the polis

by finessing you

why does it make you so envious that I'm styling on brinnies?

I swear that my intentions are pure.

I've no intentions of shitposting lad

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Sage advice, fen.

Also:
>Addon for your browser that adds more functions for Jow Forums. Filters, thread watching and thread updater, cooldown, 404 redirects, Linkify, highlight own posts and those quoting you, and more.

Jow Forums-x.net
github.com/ccd0/Jow Forums-x
>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon ->Main-> Uncheck 'Stubs' option
>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon ->Filters-> Comments. Add the below.
## Shitposts ##
/virgins/i
/virgin/i
/cocaine/i
/ave a line/i
/never been to a party/i
/what's a brexit\?$/i
/you've never had sex$/i
/Why haven't you had sex\?$/i
/don't you get invited to parties\?$/i
/why is brit\/pol\/ so upset at me for having sex\?$/i
/why are you so intimidated$/i
/you have never had sex$/i
/Why are you so envious$/i
/why do you envy me$/i
/sniff blow$/i
/sniffing blow$/i
/Why do you envy me\?$/i
/brincel$/i
/brincels$/i
/LARPcel$/i
/sconner$/i

/scooners$/i

/brinny$/i


>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon -> Filtering -> File name. Add the below.
/^tfwdrugs\d*\.jpg$/
/^ave a line ya virgin\.jpg$/
/^mobile phone mast\.jpg$/
/^ave an eccy\.jpg$/
/^cheekyline\d*\.jpg$/
/^cheekyline\d*\.png$/

>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon -> Filtering -> Tripcode. Add the below to filter all trip fags
/^!/

>4ChanX -> Top right wrench icon -> Filtering -> Name. Add the below to filter all name fags
/^(?!Anonymous$)/

>If you don't want to use filters. Don't reply to shit posters. Summon the Jannies.

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Then proceed to show me your genitals with a timestamp my child.

twitter.com/FraserNelson/status/1115607162397450242

scunner

you massive fucking knobend lmao gg wp

twitter.com/FraserNelson/status/1115607366903320576

THE EU HAS AGREED TO EXTENSION
MACRON HAS AGREED


BREAKING NEWS

Rate my picture.

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looks like I've done a number on you, sconner

This is kind of pathetic lad

So till June 30th? Does that mean we have to take part in the elections

leave him alone, his envy for me has broken his mind
I can't forgive myself for doing this to him

Nothing about how the Tories are authoritarian niggers who want to strip away all of our civil rights?

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I’m getting pissed off more with that filtermong spamming more than your cocain shit posts

Daily reminder there is a group of anons from a discord who are here railroad the threads

But why?

why do you faggots sit here crying about the state of our nation, whilst ignoring the RWN/pol? which is building the foundations to save this nation? why? I come to brit/pol/ and it feels like 70percent of the posters here are children with no political understanding whatsoever. you see the problems, why not contribute to fixing it?

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It's the corporatists that have got our democracy by the balls aye

This peado conspiracy repetitive cunt is getting on my fucking tits too

Yes but I think Macron has been reassured that we will not extend beyond 30th of June so we won't fuck up their EU votes on budgets etc

On Sky News now

That's pretty good imo, forgot tattoos on breasts

sounds like a LARP t b h kid
cool where can I join?
why are you so envious that he envies me?

They don't have jobs. That's why.

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>1 post by this ID

TLDR

explain how we fix it

hmm interesting,

I dont know one was sprouting about it and saying they are not letting anyone else in the other week

>sounds like a LARP t b h kid
>questions sound like a larp
...

The best revenge is living well. Brit/pol has adapted fairly well. Mass reporting appears to work and responses to cokeposter are drying up. W.e're learning
Probably because they got their feelings hurt by this general - called out on poor behaviour and humiliated before an audience. There's a type of man that broods on this insult for years and never, ever forgives it. Revenge becomes the purpose of life, to the exclusion of more worldly concerns. All those years lost, like tears in the rain. Pitiable, really.

>t. sconner

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No but why disrupt this random general?

You must be pretty new

firstly, you answer the questions after thinking about them. then you can see what is eating our society and our culture. then, you avoid informing others of the answers, you must get them to think for themselves, and answer without persuasion. the joint conclusion should be immigration, diversity, the abandonment of christian values, and imported culture. people being to scared to answer in public due to the law. you collectively get everyone to think about the questions. thats the starting point.

why LARP though?

Because they don't have jobs.

They're creating drama because they're bored but because they're absolutely unlovable human beings they have no friends or family to create drama with so they have to move online, communities with entry requirements like registration and usernames filter out frequent drama creators as people begin to recognise them.

This is their last bastion. They would probably kill themselves if we stopped responding to them. Or get jobs. Either way we win.

~18 months. There's a lot of lore I'm patchy on.

I've got a job and I fucking hate it
that's part of why I love styling on you sconners lol

your virgin game thing sounds like a larp

yeah i can see why all the anons are upset after being called out on being virgins lol

Is sitting at a till for between 2 and 6 hours a day really a job mate? Face it you're nothing more than the human interface component of a computer designed to make old people feel more comfortable in their twilight years while they buy their onions.

but I have a job
rest is pretty accurate
ave a line

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its not larp though. its just philosophical thinking on society, and looking back at what has changed. the decline of christian values, and the exponential expansion of other religions/atheistic views are whats damaging society. with people holding those views, and gaining power in society, brings with it the decay of the society we know

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what game? this is basic adult thinking and approach to a problem

do you think a till jockey could afford the kind of fishscale I sniff you clueless sconner?

>coke head still hasn't convinced to kill himself

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danielsalt.blogspot.com/2019/04/political-constiutional-and-democratic.html

Why do you want LARPstianity revived? So people can't have parties involving tinnies, coke and shagging that you don't get invited to?
lmao

>sconner still hasn't mastered sentence structure

Drums. Drums in the deep.

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checked

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You are providing oxygen of (You) to a problem that is best starved of it. Please ignore this cunt.

Checked. Rope is cheap. You never know.

That's not even me you sconner lmao
rent fucking free

I lurk and type "nigger" at off topic cunts like

>you never know
what are you implying the cheapness of rope is unconfirmed?
you can't afford rope?
lmao no wonder you get so pissed off that I buy cocaine

british people keep telling me that they are "embarrassed" by brexit

cannot fathom how you can be embarrassed about something you yourself didnt do

nation of neurotic social climbers

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