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Japanese F35 missing over the Pacific

>Hong Kong (CNN) A Japanese F-35 stealth fighter, one of the world's most-advanced warplanes, has gone missing over the Pacific Ocean, Japanese defense officials said.

>Officials said the single-engine jet from Japan's Air Self-Defense Force was on a training flight with three other F-35s when contact was lost Tuesday evening, public broadcaster NHK reported.

>The planes, based at Misawa Air Base on the northern tip of the main Japanese island of Honshu, were about 135 kilometers (84 miles) off the east coast of Aomori prefecture when contact was lost, officials said.

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>A Japanese F-35 stealth fighter, one of the world's most-advanced warplanes, has gone missing
Maybe they can't find it because it's in stealth?

Definitely just went on a joyride. He's parked that bitch on some Vietnamese beach and is currently balls deep in some gaijin pussy.

ayy lmao

his entire three inches deep

Shot down by Indian MiG-21

>Stealth fighter
>Goes missing
And you say F35 are bad?

Asian drivers I swear

Chinese zapped it out of the sky and are currently reverse engineering it.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation.

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Nope, its American F-35 piloted by a Japanese.

Or this.

A export variant

I feel sorry for this nip, having to fly our shitty expensive plane just for the sake of welfare queens at Lockheed and Boeing.

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Japanese military are all ZOGbots who suck US GI cock

It's over, the F-35 is too expensive and unreliable.

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I jej'd

>can't find a stealth fighter on radar
doesn't that mean it's working?

They could suck every dick in all five branches and they'd still be superior to you Chinese Canadian dog fuckers/eaters.

Haha it's funny how obvious Chinamen are on an anonymous board.
He has a tiny penis kek

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russians hacked the onboard computer and installed the latest boeing software on it causing it to nosedive

China hacked those Boeings, and the GE engines.

The Xai have come.
We must migrate to the forests.

Cool, all those billions you threw away at research only to have that thing reverse engineered by chinks.
Good job america.

Nip handed it to the chinks. 2years later, we'll see the chink carbon copy.

They literally let hordes of them into our top universities to steal our tech. The Chinese will always know our shit so long as liberals and "intellectual" faggots exist.

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Yeah, I want to fuck a plane too.

Meh, it only costs 95-130 million dollars

That's just a physical replica of what an f-35 looks like on the outside.

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Bitch got isekai'd.

Elites are so fucking dumb for selling for profits. US is still dying. Facebook is pretty uncontrolled. It means stuff in fed/gov is uncontrolled too.

>single-engine
lel f35s are literally a missile with some missiles strapped on

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That or Xai-yyliens came over like the prophe-- anime said.

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yep definitely just a missile

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SA-2s take of vertically as well, broseidon.

The F-35A conventional takeoff and landing (CTOL) variant is designed to operate from conventional runways, and is the only version to carry an internal cannon. The F-35A will be the most prevalent variant of the F-35. The U.S. Air Force as well as the majority of our allied air forces and Foreign Military Sales (FMS) nations will operate the F-35A, replacing their 3rd and 4th generation aircraft.

EW. I am not surprised they swatted that ugly shit out of the air!

>They literally let hordes of them into our top universities to steal our tech. The Chinese will always know our shit so long as liberals and "intellectual" faggots exist.
This. Tha'ts how they got nukes too

I came here to post this.

The F-35 was created so that the defence contractors could make big bucks.

It's useless and the real fighter is the F-22.

Cunningly added a second engine

>Single engine
More likely just crashed than got shot down by China

must have had so much useless space from all the technology the chinks couldn't replicate they just slapped another engine in it.

a single engine is going to be better maintained than twin engines ultimately giving the aircraft better reliability than a twin engine system under wartime conditions.

I don't expect you to believe or understand the military leadership on the matter though.

And quadruple losses during peacetime.

This. They're gonna give him several million and a new identity. The amount of money saved doing research more than makes up for it. Orrrrr they'll give him a bullet and a burial at sea and save even those millions. That's what you'd get for trusting chinks to live up their end of the bargain on anything.

In completely unrelated news, there was a training accident in pearl harbor that damaged a battleship

US Navy is falling apart

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great now amazon is working with the chicoms to spy on americans

Japanese stole it.
Mitsubishi is competing against the F35.

Why should anyone surprise? F35 is literally garbage since the original one.

He probably seen a whale and kamikazed himself into it.

I hope it drops bombs on kikes

This

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what happened in congress today with regard to criminalizing white nationalism?