Eddie is cokeposter. The limited vocabulary and copypasta style is a result of Eddie getting frustrated at being spotted by his personality and writing style when he tries to post without his trip. He can't post anonymously any more because everyone knows an Eddie-post when they see one, and give him shit for it. Rightly so, because Eddie is unpleasant and says unpleasant things. Fed up with getting burned on every thread he posts on, he conjours coke-poster, for Eddie is not without a certain animal cunning. He accepts that he cannot be himself, under any circumstances, because then people hurt his feelings. So he limits himself to copypasta and single-line posts that endlessly repeat themselves because if he attempts anything more verbose, we immediately recognise him. The repetitive nature of cokeposter is a linguistic disguise, and the only regular here who is sensitive enough, desperate enough and weak enough to post while trying to avoid hurtful comments is...Eddie.
Lads honestly i hope you stay in I'd miss you too much,really I hope they EU will undergo drastic change so that we can all protect our beautiful Yurop together
Bentley Hall
Was he nonced as a kid?
Josiah Wood
Is no deal illegal now? Farage seems to think so on his show today.
Wyatt Hall
So we keep up the façade of being a political general, and not just /brit/ but more edgy
Connor Watson
Wait for it...Eddie will post under his trip at the same time as cokeposter to prove that they are different people.
Joseph Perez
I'm growing despondent with each passing day we're stuck in this fucking EU. I want what I voted for. I want out. Something's got to give, and when it does, it'll be something as momentus as Hitler's rise to power. It'll be nearly as bloody too. I can't wait.
I wish he'd either get help or rope himself, or at the very least just fuck off. I'm sick of the fucking prick.
Grayson Sullivan
Better get comfy user, because we won't be leaving anytime soon, and the worst part is even if we did leave with no deal we still have a house full of traitorous MP's who would sign us up to the same shit anyway.
Asher Robinson
That was in depth and well thought out. I hope he gets help or finds good people to help him.
I used to be anti EU as well but when I see all the shit happening with the US and the UK over the last 5 years and how it ends when you vote in people promising the "return of independence" whatever that means altough everything stays the same, it seems more and more reasonable to just stay in the EU and try to work towards changing it, instead of just going full retard simply to prove something to yourself
Maybe the UK is strong enough to survive on it's own but all the events of the past few Brexit years seem to say otherwise
Lads, could you tell me about italians in the UK and how they're viewed?
I'm asking out of curiosity
Liam Howard
>The difference is that when somewhere wants to leave the UK/it's control, it can. British people are pacified beyond belief when it comes to anything outside of Britain
that hurt me a little bit, scotland has about 0.1% immigration from outside the UK, 14,000 per annum or something. How would they feel if we weren't there to protect them, how would they feel if we were as cruel. It's like a spoilt child insulting it's parents/
So when the second remain vote has 947% voter turn out for remain will that be the end of it?
Leo Morgan
Fuck the EU. Fuck the tratiors in parliament. And fuck Jannies.
James Smith
He didn't get to pick his childhood, user. I'm fairly sure that terrible things were done to him as a child - regardless of the shit he gives us, that wasn't his fault. He needs help.
And Eddie, if you're reading, I sincerely hope you get what you need. You need to call those people up and start the process. You could be happy one day, but you need to start the ball rolling.
For the hundredth time, Luigi, the Italians do not have a bad reputation. The worst you can expect is that people will expect you to sing a passable Barber of Seville and cook a decent lunch afterward.
Kevin Davis
If this situation continues we'll all be speaking German! Tuts weh, mann.
Noah Fisher
Matteo Salvini, the anti-immigrant politician who is the most powerful figure in Italy’s government, on Monday announced the formation of a new European alliance of populist and far-right parties ahead of critical European Parliament elections in May.
“Others will join between now and the 26th of May,” the last day of voting, Mr. Salvini, leader of the League party in Italy, said at an event in Milan with allies from Denmark, Finland and Germany. “Our objective is to be the force of government and change in Europe.”
Can't fix a bucket of shit by adding your own spicy shit recipe to it.
Oliver James
Just told both Labour and Conservative canvassers to get the fuck off my drive on this lovely splendid evening.
What is the best way to spoil my ballot in the coming local elections?
Camden Torres
is May going to pull one last trick out of her sleeve tomorrow?
Nathan Williams
Seriously considering joining the civil service lads
Carson Wright
Fine, not even an issue.
Gabriel Kelly
It would probably be beneficial for anons to fill the board with pics listing helpline numbers every time he posts, together with sincere wishes for his well-being. He's a victim and should be afforded some charitable treatment.
Juan Gonzalez
Vote for CUK
Dominic Allen
>how it ends when you vote in people promising the "return of independence"
not a fan of Vaclav Havel then, eh?
Levi Gutierrez
See Gino DiCampo
Also, Brits do not understand the concept of bidets or washing your bum after a shit
Owen Collins
Go for it, lad. You'll end up with alphabet soup after your name.
Yeah this, I come to Brit/pol/ after a long day and as soon as I see those comments I leave, Jow Forums is Jow Forums but it just fucking depresses me when I want to talk to like minded bongs and that shit is fucking everywhere.
You think they'll allow somebody who's ever posted on Jow Forums to run the country?
Chase Anderson
>just stay in the EU and try to work towards changing it it's unreformable. david cameron was supposedly trying to reform it before he gave us the referendum and they told him to fuck off. europe works best when we're all competing with each other, not when we're all subdued into the same pile of shit
Jace Long
Smear your excrement on it, then smear more excrement on the voting booth, and then as much of the building voting is occurring in. Bonus points for flinging extra excrement from your pockets onto the people running the vote. When the police come, make sure you're naked and completely covered in excrement, try and hug them while they handcuff you. This is a great plan and you'll be completely successful with it.
USSR wasn't a Union where you actually had some say, in the EU it is atleast possible to form some sort of parliamentiary alliances if people vote the right people in
>Jörg Meuthen, a leader of the far-right Alternative for Germany party, or AfD, said at the news conference that there were absent partners “who will join us soon.” Immediately after the elections in May, he said, the allied parties will form a new group in the European Parliament called the European Alliance of Peoples and Nations, the result of numerous meetings over recent months.
Luke Robinson
They need Brexiters in there to restore the balance
Christopher Gomez
No m8 it's 9 o'clock They're done for the day
Lincoln Scott
Do you get money? I need money.
Austin Campbell
Sounds a lad extreme lad.
Andrew Ramirez
Tear your nipples off and glue them to the ballot
Nolan Lee
Hello, brits and especially scots. Can you tell me if there are any whiskies that are finished in mead barrels?
What do you think are useless uni degrees? Anyone in Uni here?
Blake Sanchez
Why are you getting so upset bout not getting invited to parties? Ya fuckin virgin
Luis Brooks
I’ll fight any of you cunts 2200 Barrow Be there
Gavin Cook
Piss on it and ask one of the electoral volunteers to put it in the ballot box for you.
Owen Rivera
This way means there'll be no need to repeat yourself to ensure your point of view is understood.
Connor Cook
youtube.com/watch?v=KbuGWgYLqWk Get SmithPilled. It's the only way to cope with the treachery going on by the political class.
William Baker
Fucking funny
Austin Cooper
Can I post 'racist' stuff there or will they sperg out? I pretty much only ever post of Jow Forums so I don't know.
Jonathan Fisher
>What do you think are useless uni degrees? All of them.
Isaac Reed
British parties have been trying that for 40 years. The rest of you mongs are only just turning up now that shit is getting really bad. You can get it done without us, or make the same choice we did when you fail.
You'd probably get off with a few months in the psych ward too, provided you acted normal again and just claimed to have a breakdown. I like it.
Hunter Evans
>"Why," I asked Hitler, "do you call yourself a National Socialist, since your party programme is the very antithesis of that commonly accredited to socialism?"
>"Socialism," he retorted, putting down his cup of tea, pugnaciously, "is the science of dealing with the common weal. Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists.
>"Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism. Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality, and unlike Marxism, it is patriotic.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pcUr8I110 Get St. AngerPilled. It's the only way to cope with the sessioning going on by the tinny backers and sniff boshers
Lincoln Martin
Italian economy will go down the toilet in the next financial crisis (which is happening within the next three years) and he and the rest of the impoverished euro nations will be begging for scraps from the ECB
people have been trying to reform the EU for decades and have never succeeded. they know you will never leave so you have no real power over them
Dylan Robinson
>le eternal bongoloid you fucked up big time, nobody will EVER make ANY trade deal with you literal retards
why are you acting like you're any different to him, sconner?
Matthew Jackson
Bascially most of them. If the end result of your degree is a job that pays a tiny bit more than minimum wage, congratulations, you've got a worthless degree. Jobs that need a degree: Medicine (obv not shit-tier nursing) Engineering Law Physics Math Computing to an extent but not so much as I know a lot of NEETs with better knowledge of computers than professionals.
why would I want a say in a project I don't believe in?
your attempts to shill the EU to us by saying "look they're admitting some populists now!" is transparent and cynical. nothing can make me want my government to be integrated formally into a sprawling continental bureaucracy. no amount of paint jobs and insincere lip service can make this worth it.
Free snacks and experimental brain drugs! Quite a nice holiday for some folk.
Jacob Hughes
More than they deserve, if I understand correctly
Ryder Rivera
Heard that. Don't know what he was talking about. The Cooper-Letwin bill only obliges May ask for an extension. But if the EU refuses then no deal is still the legal default.
Daniel Gutierrez
Fuck that mead finish shit. Get down Morrisons, £30 get's you a bottle of pic related. Very good blended malt, 15 years old. Better than most of the non-age statement single malts at comparable price.
