>Be in university halls (dorms for USAians) >Muslim flatmate joins just after Christmas >Asks us not to store pork in the fridge >We barely eat pork so we say OK >Asks us to not be too loud when coming home after a drunk, messy night. >We say sure >Asks us not to pre-drink in the kitchen because alcohol or something >Ok...We go to another flat >See him yesterday using all our pots and pans without asking.
OK, wtf is going on.
This can't be normal behaviour even for a devout, straight from Saudi Arabia muslim. He's from East London ffs.
I'd fucking load your fridge up with beers and pork just to piss him off.
Sebastian Moore
Start storing pork in the fridge and if he takes it out, you pour the leftover fat of fried bacon on everything he calls his own
Carson Clark
We can store alcohol, we just can't have pre-drinks in the kitchen for some reason. On the flipside, we can eat pork but can't store it in the fridge.
I really don't have a clue where these rules come from desu.
Jordan Perry
based Hans
Gavin Hughes
>I really don't have a clue where these rules come from desu. straight out of his ass
man up and fry up some bacon for a sandwich
Mason Harris
Do it
Jonathan Morgan
He's doing it to assert his authority and to assert that Islam is the prime law in that apartment. Tell him Islamic law allows him to eat pork anyways if forced so the kvetching is pointless
Henry Torres
You can do whatever you want. Tell him to get fucked and cook a fry-up.
Dylan Campbell
Nah fuck that shit. You pay your share, right? Is he paying the lion's share so that you feel compelled to abide by his rules? If not, he can suck a dick. I get the whole boy being loud request, but no pregame beers or pork because of his ridiculous religion, fuck right off with that. user, if I were you, I'd pregame with some beers and BLT's.
Christopher Cooper
>based Muslim patrolling thots
Connor Walker
Why do you even care? He's on your country fuck him,put pork in the fridge.
Henry Wright
Exactly this!
Gabriel Wood
I was literally wondering where in the quran it says muslim food can't be stored next to pork.
>He's doing it to assert his authority
That could probably just be it. Some people are just straight dicks.
Asher Russell
He’s asserting his power to make you act to his will, and will eventually gain more power as you passively allow him to take over your life.
Jordan Davis
It's all about keeping the peace. We even have a diversity officer that makes sure everyones getting along just fine and if you aren't you could be in trouble.
Lincoln Price
Tell the cunt to get his own fucking fridge if he has a problem.
Zachary Martinez
fuck his religious beliefs.
tell him to respect YOUR believe.
Isaiah Wood
I had a Muslim house-mate briefly when I first went to grad school, it was a sight-unseen 3 bedroom apartment and I didn't know anybody living in the city at the time. He asked me to do the same stuff and I told him that was unreasonable and I will continue to behave as I normally would (asking for reasonable noise level after drunk night out is something I accepted because I would expect the same in a shared living space). He was unhappy with it and eventually moved out because our third roommate was also a normal white dude like me.
Leo Cruz
That he does.
Every time he mentions a white girl it's in a derogatory sense (gura or some shit in Urdu?) and how they're all thots.
Oliver Fisher
Cut his hands off for stealing the use of your pots and pans
Gavin Price
I meant that you're the thots But it is good to know that he also patrols vaginal thots.
Nicholas Collins
Get out of nanny land
Connor Perry
Tell him you converted to Islam and are currently waging a Jihad. Under these rules, Muslims can eat pork, drink alcohol, you name it. 24/7 Jihad until further notice.
Eli Allen
he’s just appropriating your lives to his semitic orthodoxy, go along with it. don’t want to upset him into bombathon imamalong in your bunkbeds
Alexander Clark
It sounds like a troll but we really do have a Diversity Officer in the halls.
Nathaniel Clark
>being loud when you come home at night you only had yourself to blame
Grayson Perez
>Tell him Islamic law allows him to eat pork anyways if forced so the kvetching is pointless Not really though, unless the OP literally threatens to kill him
Jacob Wood
Bro you are the thots he's patrolling.
Anthony Gutierrez
That was the most unholy thing I have ever read.
Nathaniel Wright
So that's the problem,if you act as an contrarian and don't please the Muslim man the state/wherever da fuck is going to crush on you hard. Absolutely fucking joke mate.
Juan Sullivan
No I can imagine that being possible, I’m not bashing you, but seriously this is retarded.
I get that you want to keep the peace(had roommates before) but not being able to enjoy a few beers in your own apartment....thats just fucked. If you're not big pork eaters, fine, you can meet him halfway. But when he confronts you for drinking beers in your own house, let him know he's crossing the line.
Henry Thompson
>We even have a diversity officer
You need to get as far away from England as possible while you still can
Jeremiah Jones
hold him at spoonpoint and tell him to go fuck a goat.
Bentley Johnson
Why the fuck do you bend over and take it in the ass without getting anything in return? If you're Asian, you can actually just tell him to fuck off.
If you're white, I can understand where you're coming from. Say one negative thing about his behaviour and you're gone.
Not even a majority of the population and already attempting to dominate the culture and everyday actions of other people. Hope you guys enjoy watching your culture, language and society slowly eroded and obliterated from the inside.
>be me >go to uni in USA > maybe 200-300 middle east exchange students >most rich AF >hang with them in a group a few times >Saudi Arabia guys don't give a fuck about any of the rules >drink smoke etc >they don't hate on their country either >they don't try to defend the actions, just enjoy not being there >they are cool with us goofing on their country and crazy beliefs >we are cool with them goofing on us >everyone gets along alright
Some of these guys are kind of wacky and that shit can be pretty well tolerated over there. I would say that the chill guys are actually the outlier just from what I have heard about. Knew others who shared a dorm with maybe three of them and had similar results to OP.
Don’t take any shit. Live your life fuck him you pussies. It’s your culture stop surrendering it to invaders
God damn I’d tell him to deal with it. The noise thing is reasonable but the rest is fucking absurd don’t you dare for another minute or I’ll take your balls myself if you haven’t already cut them off
Kayden Gutierrez
Hang pic related right in the middle of the fucking chicken It's not in the fridge, so fuck him Start using beer/wine while cooking You're not drinking it in the kitchen, so fuck him etc etc, whatever you can think of
Just tell him you believe in individual liberties, and it is your liberty to eat bacon and have a beer whenever you feel like it. Kindly inform him that every pan has been used to cook pig meat.
Your nation is cucked hard even harder than rest of europe combined except for Sweden
Cameron Price
I wish m8. On the brightside I've learnt a few words of Urdu off him. Gora, Alhamdulilah, mashallah.
Aiden Wood
This. Almost all the Saudis here go wild with zero qualms
Anthony Brooks
I worked at a rib house and I would always use the pork brush to smother bbq over all the beef dishes that muslim customers ordered.
Tyler Ward
Soon he will say that you have to pray to Allah, or else he will behead you. You racist white supremacist.
Asher Rivera
Humans shouldn't even be eating swine lol
Benjamin Morris
You are being a massive faggot. If he doesn't want to eat pork or drink alcohol, that's up to him. You are the reason your country is a fucking joke. Muslims are taking over because you fucking soft cock coward faggots bend over backwards to satisfy them.
Tyler Adams
The last two are Arabic you fucking waste of space
>telling him to also respect your beliefs while you respect his If history tells us anything it’s that Muslims as a general rule are fundamentally incapable of doing this.
Hunter Powell
So what? Just keep pestering that subhuman sack of shit until he leaves.
Evan Russell
I refuse to believe any western male is this cucked in his own country
Carter Gomez
You've already given up your empire. Don't give up your apartment too.
Matthew Wilson
And then rape his sister while you force him to watch right before beheading him.
Aiden Foster
Rare and you almost banned Islam
Jeremiah Rodriguez
kek Wait a second Do muslims care about Guinea pigs? :^)))
Welcome to random roommate enjoy. Thanks to college I fucking hate Chinese people and euro trash.
Brayden Long
Tell him to find new roommates that think like he does.
Robert Myers
Comes from an East London grooming gang more than likely and this is how they act in public I'm pretty sure.
Landon Brooks
Your country is lost mate...everyone sees it. Uk, France, Germany ...all lost.
Chase Myers
Many years ago my father's company was selling equipment to Saudi Arabia. The shipping also included some plastic fixing devices commonly called "pig tails". The shipment wasn't allowed to enter SA until they changed the name to "monkey tails".
Joseph Allen
What uni are you at friend? Why are you bending over and this guy tell you what you can and can't do in your living space? He is right about drinking though. The drinking culture at universities is degenerate and you should try to abstain from it.
Thomas Phillips
Holy fuck
Noah Nguyen
Is everyone in Europe such a fucking pussy they can't stand up for themselves? Is there some root cause for your capitulation?
Julian Phillips
>from Saudi Arabia
All other arab nations hate them. Spoiled tards
Aiden Butler
Cook a giant bacon meal and don’t fully clean the pans. Tell him after he uses them and live stream it
Adam Ward
>kebab moves in >starts forcing rules on you >you bend over and take it M8 that’s just pathetic, drink in your own home and if he doesn’t like it he can go live with other muslims
Kevin Ramirez
true.
Noah Barnes
>Is there some root cause for your capitulation? You mean besides the government constantly fucking us and not recognising basic morals?
In the UK, the victim of a crime has less rights than the criminal. You literally cannot fight back without entering legal hell. Our country doesn't even recognise consent to assault, meaning it's illegal to record even the tamest BDSM content over here. It's literally illegal to spank your partner.
Chase Martin
Why did you comply to any of his demands to begin with?
Noah Kelly
>it's illegal to record even the tamest BDSM content baste
Grayson Sanchez
Just means white girl, gurat is white guy and gurras is plural iirc
Jace Rivera
Go full Deus Vult drive him fro. The apartment and join us in retaking Constantinople this weekend.
Justin Butler
He must find it terrible there. Maybe he should go back.
Wyatt Russell
Holy fuck. You used to have schools that spanked kids not that long ago and now it's even forbidden among consenting adults? Who cucked you this hard?
Jayden Russell
absolute state of UK you island niggers need pic related
