YELLOWSTONE EARTHQUAKE M 4.5 - 5

I CAN WAIT NO LONGER

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It will happen tonight.

Haram...ur bedroom is white only....no more elliots

If that fucker goes off we're in for an ice age.

oh my god please let it blow
i want to bathe in the ash
i want to sleep forever in the dark

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One or 2 EQ most likely won't do much unless there are tons of small ones after to signal actual movement. Also right as I was about to post internet went out. Fucking VIDF trying to shill the internet.

Yellowstone will never blow. It's jewish fables.

digits confirm

w8 literally when did asians get thicc asses lmao

Yellowstone has only blown twice in the history of the planet. there's no precedent for it ever going off again

Where will all the Californians run to?

Based on earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/operations/heliplot.php?virtual_network=ANSS and my poor interpretation as a lay person, it looks like the event that produced this quake was of such a large scale that it was simultaneously detected by every ANSS station. Massive movement under the whole continent. Are you ready?

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Have been watching them remove 2.4s or greater over the last few week's, have seen at least 4 swarms nrar the crater in that time too. Never know what could happen

Hopefully the ocean.

When they realized that it makes it easier to get white men.

Who cares.

Quads and she blows
Quints and the whole world goes with it
>Get to rolling boys

LOL the cope is strong with this one.

digits and nothing happens and ur all faggots

Alt-Right Commifornian here, we go to the hills and dig in.

Lol you’re fucking retarded but unironically this

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sweet Jews for Jesus those are some nice bods.

ION why are the mods allowing threads like these to stay but they nixed the Candace Owens thread in 4 minutes?

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Kek has abandoned us

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>Fuck it
Rolllllllin

youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc

Learn to swim

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7 times

Every 5-700 k years

god damn i wish, but unfortunately it'll never happen in our lifetime. i'll probably die older than i want to with still no yellowstone tier happening.

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Eagerly anticipating.

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Ah crap

I live in central Oklahoma. How fucked would I be if Yellowstone blew?

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you're all getting gassed, honk bonk
strangesounds.org/2019/04/midwest-flooding-economic-collapse-video.html

fpbp

>4.5
prob some fat fuck fell from his scooter

Is there a way to offer my cummies to a volcano? If we start a death cult, perhaps she'll blow her load sooner?

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>yellowstone
>posts yellows that turn my dick into stone
Well played OP.

Stick Bepis in fire hole make boom boom

No problem.

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We should make her hotter and older, like a milf type character. It would go much better. I guess the hairstyle is fine as is.

calling all east coasters, brush the ash off of your entire neighborhood after teh other families have left and take control of their houses after they die a horrible death moving to florida along side 100,000,000 other idiots who never looked at the projected ash maps or made a worst case scenario plan

100% conditions are pretty much primed for an ice age in the milankovitch and solar cycles

At least you'll be able to rape since all the cops will gtfo

I hope it erupts. That would be hillarious.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1JqDBfHJprM

2 hours old video

tee heheheh

observe that all shitholes will get flooded, iran, mehiko, you name it. it's just the beginning peepol
strangesounds.org/2019/04/midwest-flooding-economic-collapse-video.html

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHA? 'GO OUTSIDE'

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

BRBRBRBRBRBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

OH LAWD I-IS THAT THE LEGENDARY BRAPQUAKE

BRABRABRABRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Number 15: Yellowstone foot lettuce.

>tfw gonna die never having had sex with an Asian girl

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Please, Lord, let it happen.
Please destroy us already and set our souls free from this hell.

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Fuck this defeatist bullshit
Yellowstone-chan will blow up this year

Boobs are too small.
Asses are too big.
/meh

Could we get lucky today?

ur fucking gay

It will blow tomorrow.

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This. Please stop this clown world from spinning.

Trump did this.

God, let it happen, please!
I even stopped watching porn and fapping!
Please kill us. Please kill us. PLEASE!!!

how about just double diggos and I kill myself?

Amen.

1959 there was a 7.3

I'm not a "basketball loving watermelon eating rapper" to like oversize unproportional asses.

Kill us all please

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reroll

AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE AWAKEN

>Fortunately, there was no indication that the recent seismic activity signaled an impending eruption of the Yellowstone Caldera, scientists said.

>Researchers with the observatory have said in the past that catastrophic eruptions by the super-volcano are unlikely for tens of thousands of years, though less extreme lava releases could occur within thousands of years.

Not to mention the quake 34 years ago that was bigger didn't do shit. You guys are delusional if you think it's going to erupt. I want this gay world to end as much as the next guy, but this isn't going to be the thing to do it.

Is that what the channers in 1959 said when there was a 7.3? It's possible that the hot spot under yellow stone never erupts again like it has in the past as it moves away from the intense pressure of the rockies, which were obliterated and melted in the previous eruptions. It is likely that the hot spot never erupted before moving under the rockies.

4.4? That weak ass shake is an earthquake for you niggers? We have 6.0+ on the daily here and nobody cares

doubles for yellowstone going off in 2019
If triple, yellowstone eruption triggers the SA faultline and sinks california.

Both.

SHEEEEEEEIIIIT

>WE GONNA DIE

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O SHIIIII-

Except for the two times it's already blown up, you fucking retard.

hmm

Haha fuck you California

YES!!!

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Thank God.
>a leaf was actually based for once

Rollin'

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You know how your fucking dog gives you this look and it growls a deep, menacing growl, and it gives you this look, and you just know, it's about to fuck you up, so you double-down and you hold your arm out and you give it a death glare, and you say, "Do it. Do it. Do it."

That's how I, as an American in the blast zone, feel towards Yellowstone.

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2 incidents is not enough to form a trend

media is playing it down as a mag 3.0 but my earthquake app never lies and I refuse to believe it wa anything less than a mag 5.0

The US would greatly benefit from all the poor people who can’t afford to hide out for a few months from ash clouds dying off

Checked

Id believe it.

We wuz kangz of yellerstern