Can we get a quick rundown?
Colbert running for president
Nolan Lee
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Robert King
Colbert should run with Podesta as his running mate
Kevin Roberts
Honk honk
Josiah Rivera
>this is a based thread 10/10
Aaron Hill
SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!
Cameron Diaz
Trump bad
Policy? Not Trump
Michael Nelson
Juan Hall
On the Pizza Party ticket...
Michael Hill
Im voting for him so that he can get THREE SCOOPS And beat out Drumpf
Oliver Lopez
the meme streams would converge and Hitler would be return
Evan Hall
I for one eagerly await the Dem campaign season.
The 2016 Republican campaign was crazy enough, and they had like half as many losers running.
Christopher Gray
Fucking weird ear
Hunter Robinson
What street will he be standing in?
Dylan Garcia
Bentley Sanders
TWO SCOOOPS
Daniel Lopez
floerghf
Connor Lee
Benjamin Perez
>Colbert running for president Anonymous
>Can we get a quick rundown?
That's gonna be a 2 scoops no.
James Sanchez
he also ran when he was on CC. It's a publicity stunt because why not?
Isaiah Flores
Jace Green
kek
Jaxson Miller
He ran in 2008 I believe.
It's just a "joke".
Gavin Murphy
i dont think colbert could handle two terms if he cant handle two scoops
Nathaniel Butler
"Hey John, wanna grab a little something on the way to the fundraiser?"
"Sure, Stephen. I know a place where we can get some primo pizza. My brother Tony makes the best cheese pizza."
Andrew Wood
I just realized Trump being pres just set the stage for any celeb/e-celeb to run for president in 2020. Remember, the only criteria is you have to be over 35 and live in the US for over 14 years. Nothing else is required. You can be a literal NIGGER that faps to CP all day and as long as you live here and of age you are eligible to run.
Kevin Wilson
He was alright on the Colbert report, but now he's just insufferable
Dominic Robinson
He aint winning, not with that fucked up he angles out of the tv shot
Matthew Allen
Trump also has the same education as Elon Musk and a multibillion dollar empire...
Levi Martin
>Why Zorgonalt? Why did it have to be this way? All you had to do was put only one scoop Grombenumpf! Only one!
I miss colbertposting.
Luis Foster
It never should have died out...
Gabriel Wood
Colbertposting should make a comeback.
Evan Young
Small , quick Colbertpost dump for Hitler.
John Clark
Leo Rogers
Rapes kids
Eats babies
Typical DNC candidate
Hunter Peterson
Nevermind , Im already out.
Ethan Bailey
Julian Fisher
Joseph Hughes
imagine the skeletons that are bout to come out
Hunter Perry
Why is this making me laugh so hard...
Grayson Garcia
Did he actually make a reference to that 2 scoops story when it happened? I can't find video of it
Charles Nelson
Lmaoooo
Parker Bailey
>Can we get a quick rundown?
A theory: they probably have bad bad dirt on him, so he must continue dancing.
Nicholas Morgan
Haha Nah , we just knew that Colbert would have LOVED to make a big scene over it.
Christopher Torres
Rent free
Wyatt Thomas
Has Bob Saget really done anything wrong?
Oliver Harris
KRUMPF!
I remember watching a monologue about it back when it happened. Can't find it since most of his videos have "Trump" on the title.
Wyatt Morgan
He must be getting indicted like the rest that are running for president. Member when creepy porn lawyer said he may run too? I member. They're gonna try to use the "blumpfh is going after his political enemies" defense. TOO LATE FAGGOTS! America knows what you've been up to! Gitmo will be full of famous names, All traitors!
Kayden Hall
And that first video was from May 2017
Jacob Price
I think I found it... the date at least. I was the monologue of the May 12, 2017. The part where he mentions is not on his channel, not that I could find at least.
This video has part of it: youtube.com
This is the video from his channel: youtube.com
Same suit/tie. If anyone is willing to search on CBS' website or download the episode to see if I'm right, please tell me about it, because I vaguely remember what he said.
Luis Johnson
Colbert / Pedosta 2020
"Ya think ya hot shit, America, doncha?"
Juan Diaz
>Avenatti claimed he would run for pres
>Colbert follows suit
You're right. Why the fuck would two nobodies make such absurd claims unless they were trying to pre-empt incoming allegations from the administration.
Anyone else on record saying they wanna run?
Tyler Davis
he is a dork, if it wasn't for TV he would be sucking cock behind Wal-Mart for milk money. I pray to the lord that I will one day run into him on a random street.
Dylan Carter
Bob Saget is actually a pretty ok guy. Outside of being a corny comedian, he's done nothing wrong. As far as I know, he isn't even political.
Noah Ward
>Colbert should run with Podesta as his running mate
not as good a ticket as Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder
Brayden Edwards
>Can we get a quick rundown?
he got so much egg on his face he decided he wants more
Owen Young
>he's done nothing wrong.
he's part of the hollywood machine, guilty 100%, administer maximum chair
James Torres
Kek
Dominic Fisher
>based funny man makes a "joke" of our democratic process
Wow he's so funny and cool
Dominic Edwards
jesus fuck mossad, you guys worken hard on these clown memes lol
good shit
Chase Wright
>Can we get a quick rundown?
Ye, i hope he get's runned down.
Robert Williams
massive amount of jewry in that pic
Benjamin Cooper
Lol, nice.
John Thompson
>Can we get a quick rundown?
You got it, kiddo.
ALSO THIS IS A SHILL THREAD TO DO MARKET RESEARCH ON A COLBERT CAMPAIGN.
Alexander James
>host of television program with declining viewership does publicity stunt
Noah Evans
His entire campaign would just be the long version of his usual show
>"so....BLUMPF!"
>audience roars in laughter
>"TWO SCOOPS???? HOW DARE YOU BLUUUUUMPFFFF"
Hudson Moore
Is Drew Carey a jew too? I thought he was a moderate libertarian type since he worked for Reason. Please... can't I even enjoy "Who's Line is it Anyway?"?
Nathan Parker
this. when did drew carey become a cuck?
Connor Taylor
Not happening, but I wish he would. The DNC already knows who they want to win, if he got in their way they would treat him like Bernie or worse.
Julian Davis
I S A I D O N E S C O O P
Samuel Young
Venti is the candidate we need for the true clown world. VP Ethan Ralph. Case closed. New cabinet position: Secretary of Bants
Julian Gonzalez
I miss late 90s Whose Line so much. Drew Carey, Colin Mocherie, Ryan Styles and Wayne Brady were genuinely the funniest and most talented people on television.
Zachary Martin
>Saved under Colbert X Trump
David Williams
this cunt has never been funny. he could literally drop dead right now and not a single thing of value would be lost. dogshit on the bottom of my shoe has more use that this unfunny cunt.
Bentley Butler
Delet this napkin
Cooper Cruz
>can't I even enjoy "Who's Line is it Anyway?"?
No.
Carter Brown
IS THAT TWO SCOOPS I SEE!?
Evan Reyes
I had never used the word 'insufferable' in my life before until a few nights ago, when I used it to describe his show. I was explaining to a friend how thin he had become and how much more enjoyable it is to watch a rerun of South Park I've seen 20 times, than to sit through 5 minutes of Colbert. In-fucking-sufferable.
Jonathan Cox
it really was a great show then. everything about the late 90s was better than today
Justin Adams
Hey now.
He was a writer/producer on strangers with candy, as well as a main character. That show was fucking solid gold and I won’t have you besmerching it, bong.
Parker Miller
That includes Trump too. And Colbert is doing it for ratings thats it
Joshua Robinson
Colbert posting was the hardest I have ever keked on this board to be honest. I was giggling so hard that my girlfriend at the time demanded that I told her what it was it about and I just couldn't explain it to her lol
Benjamin Collins
One day brother, he'll hang high with the rest of them
Logan Cox
he ran for local office once and got his fucking ass kicked i thought?
Justin Foster
>Charles "Chuck" Noblet (Stephen Colbert)
>He is in a secret homosexual relationship with Geoffrey Jellineck.
i rest my case, m'lord.
John Long
lmao hey everyone, this guy fantasizes about having street fights with stephen colbert
Ayden Evans
Logan Evans
AAAAAA I PROMISE IT WAS ONLY ONE SCOOP
Leo Moore
Jonathan Hughes
ONE SCOOP
ONE KEK
Jack Scott
Why does he look like my dad
Cooper Long
I SEE TWO, UP THE CROSS YOU GET NAILED TO
Sebastian White
he's a pedo
Eli Morales
this
Josiah Thompson