PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Miller 4/9/19
youtu.be/_c5TAVHeSYY
>Pres Trump bids farewell to Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-102/
>Pres Trump bilat meeting w/Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-101/
>SoS Pompeo @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459622-1/
>AG Barr/AssistAG Lofthus @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459560-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on State of Intl Financ Sys 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459494-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459665-1/
>IRSCommr Rettig @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459669-1/
>DoDComptroller Norquist @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/671029/
>NavySec Spencer/Navy Officials @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/670938/
>USBP/ICE Officials @Senate on Southern Border Invasion 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459642-1/
>35th Space Symposium 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/670927/ (ActDefSec Shanahan)
dvidshub.net/video/670937/ (AFSec Wilson)
dvidshub.net/video/670943/ (AFCoS Gen Goldfein)
dvidshub.net/video/670973/ (AFSPC Comdr Gen Raymond)
>ForestSerChief Christiansen @Senate on 2020 Budget (audio) 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459479-1/
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Welcomes Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
youtu.be/69I4XdWBWN0

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MAGA

Hail Hortler.

>ADVchina pops up on YouTube recomended
>click it even though they're race traitors
>they're in Mexico
>Gigantic fucking wall in the distance from miles away
today was a good day. Skip to 12:10
youtube.com/watch?v=zAc77JU9cOw

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MAGA

>and Mexico will pay for it

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AWOOOOOOO

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420 BLAZE IT FGTS!!11!!

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

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Israel did 9/11.

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LOLOLOL

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trump is going to resign soon. he can't take the pressure. he didn't really want the job anyway. and now he's panicking. the walls are closing in on him. i give him about one more month. there's gonna be a perp walk from the white house.

I legit need a rundown of all yesterday's events was out all day

KVETCHING INTENSIFIES

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>Sr Administration Official
It feels like bullshit, but if that's Miller finally getting things done it'll be a good day.

nn frens

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TRUMP POPULARITY 7% HIGHER THAN OBAMA

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How though? He can't unilaterally levy taxes so I don't get the logistics. I do hope he can find a way but Congress will never comply

MAGA

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Treasury Dept can do a lot in that regard

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democratic elections are a dictatorship. that's obvious

The Nightly Roundup
April 10th, 2019
Best Friends With A Murderer! EDITION

MORNING
>U.S Attorney General Barr appears before congress, his first appearance since the release of the Mueller report summary.
>Barr reveals that he is reviewing FBI Conduct During 2016 Election In Separate, Wide-Ranging Probe.
>Will not give congress the full unredacted Mueller report.
>Will have a redacted version of the report for congress “Within a week.”
>Trump approval bump up to 53%
>A large range of different liberal publications using identical wording in news articles regarding Trumps restructuring of DHS. “Purge” is the magic word this time, Cialdini called in again?

AFTERNOON
>Theresa May goes to France to meet her German and French masters and finalize a second Brexit delay plan.
>The chairman of EU leaders Donald Tusk proposes an extension of the Brexit deadline by up to one year, with the option of leaving earlier, under the condition that Britain ratifies the existing withdrawal agreement.
>Voting takes place for Israeli elections, with the vote being largely viewed as a referendum on current PM Netenyahu.
>Over 1200 secret recording devices in voting areas removed by police, Netenyahu defends his party’s use of recording devices.
>Results are too close to call currently, with Netenyahu and his main rival Gantz both proclaiming victory.

EVENING
>Conservative African American media personality Canace Owens appears in front of the House Judiciary Committee.
>Democrats have called this hearing to discuss the rise of white supremacy and hate crimes.
>Owens calls out willing misinterpretations of some of the things she says, tells committee Dems view black people as stupid, gets told to not call Dems stupid. Honk Honk.
>Dem congressman Ted Lieu bizarrely sits silently for 5 mins holding up a picture of himself with Ed Buck, Dem mega donor who had 2 black men found dead in his house on separate occasions.

sauces as usual at thenightlyroundup.com

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BLUMPF BTFO! ONLY IMPEACHMENT WILL SAVE HIM FROM THIS!

>Operation Barbarossa began just before dawn on 22 June 1941. The Germans cut the wire network in all Soviet western military districts to undermine Red Army's communications. Panicky transmissions from the Soviet front-line units to their command headquarters were picked up like this: "We are being fired upon. What shall we do?" The answer was just as confusing: "You must be insane. And why is your signal not in code?"
top kek that's a top tier response to your units reporting being attacked

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>>>

meanwhile

>>>>>>
GM corn set to stop man spreading his seed | Environment | The ...
theguardian.com/science/2001/sep/09/gm.food

Scientists have created the ultimate GM crop: contraceptive corn. Waiving fields of maize may one day save the world from overpopulation.

The pregnancy prevention plants are the handiwork of the San Diego biotechnology company Epicyte, where researchers have discovered a rare class of human antibodies that attack sperm.

By isolating the genes that regulate the manufacture of these antibodies, and by putting them in corn plants, the company has created tiny horticultural factories that make contraceptives.

'We have a hothouse filled with corn plants that make anti-sperm antibodies,' said Epicyte president Mitch Hein.

'We have also created corn plants that make antibodies against the herpes virus, so we should be able to make a plant-based jelly that not only prevents pregnancy but also blocks the spread of sexual disease.'


theguardian.com/science/2001/sep/09/gm.food

sept 9 2001


wowowowow

Never seen someone glow as much as him but I'm okay with it since he limits his glowing to anti-China and anti-Islam

MAGA

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That's a bot:

/DsDpH7up/

NEW DEM PRIMARY POLL

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sad

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My God, he even has a website.

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lol you are adorable.

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He's definitely a glowie but F anyway for having awesome fashion sense.

[[[Who]]] is really behind gun control?

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Thank you for this

The Deep State sure is trying to butter up Creepy Joe.

Yes, he can. Check the 'know your customer' provision of the USA PATRIOT Act. I've posted about this for the last several years in /tg/ and then /ptg/. I always get ignored.

Where's my barbecue invitation?

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Potato Jews!

Thx

it's a cool idea. i've started to appreciate the summaries. but the greyish and small font on the site itself could use some tweaking tho

Wasn't Haaretz sucking him off for an entire week?
What happened?

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ill have a play with it tonight thanks fag.

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whoopsie i am fake news on that last point, should be
>Dem congressman Ted Lieu implies Owens is a white supremacist, bizarre considering his close ties to Ed Buck, Democrat mega donor who had 2 black men found dead in his house on 2 separate occasions.

np my dude

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Reminder that Cortez thinks tax breaks are actual sums of money paid to a company and that she saved NY millions.
Thanks, cunt.

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>tfw no anti-commie gf

so what was he actually doing with the phone?

If only the irish had control over the media like the jews do, Mel Gibson wouldn't be blacklisted.

No wonder why the UK wants to leave so badly
Too bad they can't build a wall in nothern Ireland

snl writer here; trump being stupid enough to not know where his father was born is going to be hilarious this weekend make sure to tune in

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(((shekels)))

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So I guess I missed some pretty kick ass hearing threads today eh?
Someone wanna give me the greatest hits

It's going to be election night, and Biden will still be leading the Dim primary polls having not declared his intention to run

it's fucking easy
remittances are wire transfers
declare that a security threat (it is) and require a US passport to initiate one outside the country
gfg

wanking

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Your writing is lazy and predictable and extremely boring. You are blessed to have Trump around. Without him you would be less than nothing.

>Israel did 9/11
but thats not what trump said he said it was Muslim's then Saudi Arabia

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[[[Who]]] do you think got FDR elected? Think, people!

I unironically want israel to launch its cryptoshekel
only for it to be invested massively in by a bunch of 'nazis' from the internet so we can kvetch about our shekels more realistically

where's your messiah now?

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marco rubio and lindsy gram+trump

>snl writer here
Who gives a shit

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ONLY NPC'S STILL WATCH TV

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You wouldn't mock someone with a learning disability, would you?

QRD?

>chinese man to black woman

>Are you now or have you ever been a a white supremacist?'

Jester Planet

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Pathetic

he was playing an out of context candace owens quote about her support for hitlers nationalist side

any better now? or do we want bigger and darker again?

Do you think it's fun to go to NASCAR?

Yes

>chink to niggress
>Fuck off, ghost

Thousands of dudes in shorts and flip flops and chicks in bikinis seem to think so.

What right did congress have calling candece fucking Owens to congress?
She's pretty irrelevant. Wtf were they after??

Rodeos are better. People get injured more often.

It's fun to see car crash, so yes

What is the Media up to lately????

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I never got the allure.
The car designs are so similar.
It's just circles.
Just seems like a lot of gas wasted.
What are they proving in 500 laps that they couldn't prove in 100?

Watkins is. It was when I was a kid at least. I'd still rather go hike the Glen than sit at a race though.

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BRISTOL DIED IT USE TO BE FUN

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Oldie but goodie

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I went once. It was pretty gay as shit. Not even joking

MIGA

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you'er satanic quads prove the syncranisitic duality of your post that the awoo hypnotizes the npc into still believing trump is for them or that he is literally Hitler

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Obama on Suicide watch

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How is that even a setup for a funny skit

>tfw no cookies on the Highest Level

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well at least we could have fun with that sounds fun actually