GIOYC / Get It Off Your Chest

Fuck me what is it with women drivers and not letting people merge?

You sure you weren't dreaming?

I'm gonna stay up all night. Hopefully this reawakens my nenchakrafengshui so I can start fucking shit up for everyone else once and for all.

ACAB, friend.

It is the person who is losing the lane’s responsibility to merge safely. No one has to let you merge into their lane.

Kek

Not him but I will fuck your world up. And when you hit me, the cops will ask why you didn't press the brakes.

Even better, you ever have a woman walk in front of your car and NOT look at you to be sure it's safe? Like in a shopping center parking lot?

>If I don't see the car, it's not there!

Women logic, man.

It is safe, then they see what you're trying to do and make it unsafe.

I miss my best friend.

gotta just work with what I got

Something about shopping centres just puts the blinders on them; they do the same shit inside.
>be walking along a corridor full of shops
>woman comes flying out of one of the shops, straight in front of dozens of other people, not even slowing down or looking first
Also:
>Women logic
Kek. Up next: Communist human rights.

Im tired physically and mentally. I wish I could order a gun and bullet for free if it meant putting up a show

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I can't stop thinking about you, I can't sleep. I hate not being able to tell you or anyone my true feelings. I have to constantly lie. I want to be free, with you.

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Tomorrow is gonna be the shittiest day ever

I in a basically friends with benefits but not having sex thing with a friend where we cuddle half naked and enjoy sensual touches. It's really nice because, the same way people have a sex drive, I think there's also a broader touch/intimacy drive. Neither of us wants to date people, but we both want physical affection. I wish I could do the same thing with emotional affection! I'd love a similar set up where, without anyone being led on, I have someone to get and recieve flirty texts from, someone to express a lot of emotional affection towards and receive the same back, but not actually be romantically invested in each other. Basically flirt and be loving in a vacuum simply because those interactions feels good and it's fun. Maybe I just need to find someone who is, deep down, as emotionally disconnected from others as I am!

Aww. :) Can I ask why this is in an GIOYC thread and not something you're telling your best friend directly?

You know what. I can't sleep right now but I have to post this and get this out of me

I hate her so fucking much and she disgusts me. Just like other human beings right.. we're all good people and humble and shit
You stupid fucks all you do is disrespect, humiliate and torture other people for no fucking reason

I hate all of you and no I wont do anything but use this anger to fuel me. But God fucking damnit humanity is thrash and for what did I deserve to be made fun of like this. Between the manupliation gaslighting and humiliation on Jow Forums all I can honestly say is I'm a stone now and I hate you all

You disgust me
Jesus fucking christ. You all disgust me so much
I need to leave this place for good. I'm serious

I didnt do shit to deserve this level of humiliation

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You are so damn funny and cute. You are so cute that I just want to squeeze ya’. You are so cute that I just want to strangle ya’. Would ya’ like that? Would ya’ like it if I were to strangle ya’? I bet ya’ would. I betcha’ you’re into BDSM, huh? Come on. Let me strangle ya’! And I’ll let ya’ strangle me too! We’ll strangle each other to death because we hate each other so much! It’ll be fun!

You don't hate me motherfucker.
I like to watch those nature shows when I can't sleep.

Why can't you?

If it's worry about how they feel, They might feel the same way back, you know. Maybe they are hiding it as well.

If it means both of you being truly happy, it might be worth getting past whatever is stopping you from telling them. Living a lie won't make anything better.

There's an old fable about a starving wolf and a dog.

The starving wolf saw the fat, happy dog and asked the secret of it's success. The dog claimed it's secret was giving itself up to a human family. The wolf then noticed the bare patch on the dog's neck and asked why it was there.

The dog told the wolf it had run away. It was kept chained every day. When not on chains it was obeying commands. The wolf then realized the dog was even more miserable than it was.

The wolf left the dog there to stew in the life it had chosen. It was happier with a harsh life and a chance at happiness than living comfortably in misery.

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I'm graduating college in 11 days.

Never thought the day would come. Thought I was actually going to go through with jumping off that bridge 4 years ago.

I hate you so damn much right now.

Nobody walking around today is innocent. Some are just better at coming to terms with their inadequacies and hiding their crimes.
It's almost a good thing: We all have dark secrets. I am capable of monstrosities,
I fantasize in the dark, but I live on. There is hope for anyone, should they accept it. I will let my evil burn off of me as I walk through the light. It hurts to recognize I have done evil. In some ways, I am an evil person. But I am also more than that. I can be more than that. I will become more than that.
Perhaps one day I will never return to the dark.

I’m so lonely.

So I’m just pissed off pretty much 24/7 now. Anger is really the only emotion I feel at this point. Probably has something to do with all of the amphetamine and caffeine that I’ve been taking. But I’m not going to stop taking this shit. No. Fuck that. I’m actually almost enjoying my anger.

You've already lost.

I'm so fucking embarrassed with myself because of the stupid things I did for you, even though you lied.

I want to fight you so bad right now. Like actual hand-to-hand combat. I think it would be so hot. You’ll see me, then start running, then I’ll chase you for a bit, then I’ll tackle you, and then we’ll playfully struggle for a bit. But don’t worry, though, if you and I ever get in a real fight, I’m pretty sure that out of the two of us you will be the only one to survive. I’ll go easy on you because you’re a woman. I’ll let you win. You can carry a gun with you and shoot me in the head with it. Come on. It’ll be fun.

Been years since I’ve seen you and I’ve grown up and been gone for so long. That last message is saved in my phone but back then I was too stubborn to stay friends. It’s just funny because I’m the happiest I’ve ever been but I still think about you ever day. You were the greatest heartbreak I think I genuinely went through rather than the person it should have been. A love that I had that was unfulfilled and always the wrong time and the wrong me. I don’t even know if you really knew how far it really went with me and so many scenes replay in my head. You were literally the only thing I even slightly regreted cutting off but I knew it had to happen. You seem happy. I wish I could be in your life as a friend but it seems like it would never happen. This is my farewell letter that you’ll never read. Only for my piece of mind because god knows you never left it.
Sayonara

Sorry I missed you. I was bored as fuck but finally get sleepy. We will talk in my dreams. We are going to be cave men. It is a nice night so we build a fire outside the cave. We will cook rabbit and boil some seed pod things that taste like snap peas. There's a lot of stars and shit. We talk of new ways to use rope and sticks and rocks. We wonder what the future holds and how we got here in the first place.

I went to the Los Angeles Zoo today and it sucked so fucking much. I was there for about three hours. I couldn’t enjoy it because I felt too pissed off. I felt pissed off because you keep calling me a liar. I hate that shit. Stop it. Stop calling me a liar.

I really need to murder somebody. Any day now. But I have too much empathy to murder total strangers. There are at least two people in this world that I know that I would really like to murder at this very moment. Hint hint. I’m looking at you. You know who you are.

Hey, T-bone. Thanks for being the only dude I could count on to have superglue ready and available at 2 in the morning. Saved my finger. I never thanked you.

What’s fun about looking at poor animal slaves suffering in their cages?

Wtf this is me

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Stop being a liar.

Show up tomorrow
I want you to see how little I care for you..

Take another Xanax and stfu bitch boi

You already show you care with your invite. I'm watching a documentary about the 6000 year old ice man they found in the Alps. Simpler times. You wanna fight or what faggot?

Fight? You're like an ugly midget. Who are you kidding

Just show up. You'll see how little I care
Idc what you watch anyway

Go to sleep bitch...

Hey you. I like you. You’re funny. You’re so funny that I would like to do you a favor. First: could you leave me your name, address, and photo ID? I would like to pay you a visit. I am currently in possession of a device that uses small explosions to eject projectiles. These projectiles can rearrange the matter within your brain. For a split second you may experience a very vivid hallucination that might feel like an eternity. After the hallucination is over you will feel a level of peace that you have never experienced before. Will you do that? Will you let me do this favor for you?

I wish I could tell them. But they have another life now.

>midget
That's funny. I am actually medically a giant. It is called Acromegaly. Andre the giant had the same shit.

Text me

Ooh. They just said that the ice man was 5'2"

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Still got it... You've been a good boy.

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I’m dating a cruel bitch

Have sex with her

They're all that way because they have to be. They're easy to control physically and dominate over

They are manipulative from a young age because that's their only power.. every chick I have actually dated was always picking at my insecurity in a way and trying to break the armor

They all do it
It's part of the game

Why? She’s cruel bitch

This is bullshit honestly. Too bad there’s no way to get her brain consume the fact that I’m sick of her manipulatory shit. She only thinks of herself and what does she want me to do next to make her feel comfy. Uggggggh

Hey did you and I ever shake hands? I’ve been trying to remember and it really bothers me to think that you and I never made any sort of physical contact whatsoever. Will you please at least allow me to touch your hand? Pretty please?

Not sure who is who or even if shes real at this point but I know you fear me.. no need to

Idc about you anymore the way i used to
Show up..

>why have sex
Nigga u gay

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You snooze you lose.

She makes me feel miserable but I can’t leave her because
- I barely have any alternative social contacts
- seeing her sad/crying makes me feel like worst bitch ever
I don’t think she actually cares about me, otherwise she wouldn’t be so harsh on me. I’m too tired and sorta regret for meeting her.

You need to turn the tables. Start calling her stupid and stuff. Eventually, you become the dominant and she will love you for humiliation.

No it isnt. They have to do it on a different psychological level

Theyll claim they dont know what they're doing but they do and trust me they know... it's part of the game
I get it all the time

Funny thing is some of them are really fucking cruel in a way. This one chick from a long time ago (when I was in my early 20s) she was one of the cruelest person I have ever met. Anything she could say to bring me down a peg or fuck my ego up she would do so. It's their way of testing you
Because you know dont be a bitch

Same dude. Show up. Where to? I don't have a lot going on.

Nigga fuck you
I'm trying to summon that midget

>It's their way of testing you
Fuck that, I’d rather be fucking a man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can't be a man if you dont get tested dumbass

Dont let their tests phase you.

She’s manipulative fucking bitch, man. I feel so miserable I don’t think there’s a space for loving her. Why would I need someone who’s poisoning my life that much?

I am the midget but, I'm a giant. See the 12oz beer can in my hand?

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Yea ok. Decide for yourself
If she manupliates you and you dont like it than drop her

If she tests you that's different

Anyway idc.

You think it's ok to fuck with me. I'll say this once and once only

Kys

I was trying to prove that I'm not fucking with you. I'm glad you would not say such a thing twice. You are better than most here.

My gf is such a bitch. She only cares about herself giving zero fucks about how much destruction her attitude gives to others. I’m so miserable and hurt, I’m legit scared and feel like there’s nobody to help me. She pretends being nice and wise, but if you dig deeper it’s legit scary shit knowing what’s she capable of.

And you guys by “scary” I legit mean someone who’s capable of ruining people’s life with manipulations.

You are

Nah that guy is hilariously psychotic.

>You are
Better than most here too?

I assumed you where someone else when you posted

Dont bring yourself into my conversations and there wont be any problems

No. No I'm not

I need to come out on top, I can't suffer another indignity.

How about you don't post. We are all user and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one tagging you besides .
Are you okay? Is everyone out to get you? You wanna talk about it?

How can you tell? I thought user seemed cool. ;)

You gotta be an idiot if you can't tell. We're all mad in here.

An internet friend of mine is determined to be forever cynical about everything.
Any good news in some roundabout way goes down into a
>too bad good things don't last/people are evil and will fuck it up somehow/our leaders will oppress our joy out of it etc
And it all traces back to this guy having really unlucky childhood which apparently is part of the reason he never allows himself any optimism.
Everyone he called a friend he has pushed away or has left him under the bus, even a childhood friend of his I am best buds with.
He has some other folks left but I fear if I end contact, that if I snap at him he'll kill himself.
Months back he lost another friend and said he'd stab himself in the leg for it. Took me 6 hours to convince him otherwise all because I promised I would still talk to him a while before that no matter what.
Not gonna lie. I feel like I have dug my own hole and that the only way this will end is either in a betrayal from me or a tragedy from him.

That's pretty fucking deep. I think you just blew my mind. Maybe I can sleep now.

Pussy way to murder. Figures. Chump

Well, I got it off my chest.

The ball is in his court now.

It's as if you ordered a meal but wanted an empty plate at the same time.
Not only does that feel unnatural, but in the long run it can only lead to misunderstandings and confusion. No matter how much you say you're emotionally alienated, everybody needs attachment.
And that is what you seem to fear / loathe. Which is understandable. Compromise is a talent after all, but not in that way I guess.

I'm enraged.
I don't know what you're going through user, but on my side I'm nuts and doing my best to hide everything deep down as usual.
I want to slap every stupid child's exhibitionist disorder and punch them all in their inexistent boobs until they drown in their own blood so maybe they'd understand how completely mediocre their attempt at trying to look important feels like, when their image-driven tendencies are the possible repercussion of a general lack of education and integrity !! BLOODY HELL !
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS !
Sorry.

I don't know anything anymore

I don’t want you in my life anymore.

>last messages were "yeah" "no" "I dunno"
>then ghosts me
>whatever, I have a job, friends, dogs and hobbies so I continue my life
>3 weeks later, comes back and wants to hang out

I really like this girl but something's telling me to leave it at that
don't know how long I could resist

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Can you guys/gals rate my hand?

Stop waving your life around like an exclusive product then