Stralia Saves This Shit

Alright if you had to choose which should the capital be?
Melbourne or Sydney

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Brisbane.

Actually, Alice Springs.

Hobart

C H R I S T C H U R C H

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That's in NZ dumbass

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Not anymore

That's not even in the right country mate. Unless you're suggesting we annex those sheep-fuckers

put the capital in the middle of the desert to trick foreigners/immigrants.
they'll be waiting forever for their meeting.

England, can*da, Australia, new zealand. There's no difference. Same eternal anglocuckoldry.

Pine gap

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They already tried the put the capital in the middle strat
It bored people to death

Melbourne Only because I live there. it's full of lefties but the place is nice

see

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So force your federal to have such bad internet they have to make it better?

I live in Melbourne but I would not want it saved
It is a disgusting degenerate city
I keep moving futher out in the suburbs every year and soon I'll be buying a farm in NSW
Fuck Melbourne

Anywhere with less abbos muzzies or chinks

Canberra

There's lots of abos and rednecks out there and very little of anything else. Force the whole bureaucratic class to move out to the desert, I say.
If you took government out of Canberra it would just be an artificial lake surrounded by drug addicts.

Eavesdropping rain,
A quiet car,
A sense of mountains in the air.

Dark houses sleeping
beneath the freezing
drip of European trees.

Paddock and stone
lost under the lake
and only a few souls still awake,

to polish a bead,
to turn a page,
to label a fly or a Golden Age

in a thousand redeeming projects they
keep safe from the Government
of the day.

Perth

Perth is a cultural wasteland with Dutch Disease, both in the ethnic and economic sense.

Canberra is not so bad
It got me halfway to Sydney and half way out of Melbourne

Ipswich, fucking gods country

it would be if there were any fucking jobs out there

Yeah because these are the people we want in our capital city.

Only correct answer is Brisbane, which was going to be a capital but not viable at a time when ship entry and port access meant Sydney and Melbourne were advantageous.

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Ipswich: It's basically only Maoris and Sudanese

FTFY

But if Alice was the capital, it would change in a big hurry. For a nation of 25 million, we have a fuck-load of government employees. At least Alice is central. It would be like if the USA moved the White House to Nebraska. Except not really, of course.

like arts and culture, bit of a poof? Melbourne.
really dunno what to sell Sydney on, its overcrowded and unpleasant and expensive to live in. hobart, adelaide, brisbane are all better options.
perth is ok I guess but lost its mojo when the mining boom died.

Launceston

Wait what? I was fucking a bird from Ipswich 20yrs ago and it was all bogans, when did it change.