Y does Jow Forums hate scios?

So there’s a qt3.14 in my class that’s a Scientologist and she makes good points. they seem pretty based:

>Traditional
>Pro-White
>Pro-Family Values
>Fought The Third Reich
>Pro-capitalism
>Anti-Degeneracy
>Anti-Cultural Marxism
>Largest rising religious group in the Anglo-Sphere and Europa
>Religious group that has the most number of children (outside of the quillfull creeps
>Are not cucks like Mormons or Orthodox
>Own Firearms

Why would it be so successful if it didn’t achieve what it promised? Look at Tom Cruise; he totally credits Scientology, and he’s a massive success.

She wants me to take their personality test, and I’ve scheduled it tomorrow, and will grab coffee with her afterwards.

I feel good about this.

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pol seems to just be a bot that hates everything and everyone

it's a commercialized cult with a belief system written by a mediocre science fiction writer. and you are a fucking retard

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Every “religion” is fundamentally a commercialized cult with a belief system written by a mediocre sci-fi/fantasy fiction writer.

Jow Forums has always been pro-Scientology, and has many Scientologists posting here. The recent influx of Redditors (2016+) gives the impression of this place being anti-Scientology.

Absolutely based and Xenupilled. Scientology is the only way forward.
>doctrine promotes positive energy
>tight-knit communities that care for each other forever
>aliens, way cooler than Jesus

Jow Forums is and always has been a Scientology board

>Every “religion” is fundamentally a commercialized cult
that part is not true

Jow Forums raids on Scientology predates Jow Forums

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>Fought The Third Reich
>Pro-capitalism

>Good points

kek

mediocre sci-fi/fantasy fiction writer.
Hubby was an amazing writer tho

All major religions expect tithes. Any regular worshiper of any religion faces community and clerical pressure to give money.

You fucking retards would literally latch onto any crock of shite your lives are so fucking empty and meaningless

>Fought the third Reich
>Pro-capitalism
Absolutely Cringe and Bluepilled!!

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Anger and confusion are normal responses to things you don't understand. Why don't you pop in for a chat and a nice cuppa? scientology-dublin.ie

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what is wrong with you?

the primary question is do you believe what they believe.
Not, do they have money or do they make children.
So do satanists.

Plus, if that's the reason you join a club, you're just a phoney anyway.

Hey if it was free and based on donations maybe its a church idk otherway around seems kinda cult-ish

Ideals aside they’ve been e posed as a cult multiple times. As in, they can large amounts of your money for bullshit fake therapy sessions, force people to work slave labor on one of their weird boats, and have been known to unlawfully imprison and torture people. They’re a cult regardless of what they believe.

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Fuck Scientology.

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they seem pretty based:
>science deniers
>blackmailing as main tool
>harassing and attacking innocent citizens as secondary tool
>literal cult where you pay thousands of dollars to "progress"
>no religious teachings, has a corny sci fi booklet instead

Its like a mixture of jews and niggers

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just say anything you need to too... fuck her and move on. you dont have to join her cult for pussy buddy

LRH maybe was a bit of a conman, but he was a very interesting and smart guy. Miscavige and current church leadership seems worse without any of Hubbard's good points. I recommend the book Going Clear, fun read.

Join the CIA instead

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He wasn't that smart.

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>Fought The Third Reich
"Dianetics" was written in 1950. What could they have possibly done to fight the third reich? Time travel?

>Hubbard served briefly in the Marine Corps Reserve and was an officer in the Navy during World War II. He briefly commanded two ships, but was removed from command both times.[5] The last few months of his active service were spent in a hospital, being treated for a duodenal ulcer.[6][7]
What a glorious hero in the fight against Nazis.

This.

Enjoy your cult bait Reddit spacer.

yikes

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>bitch wants to recruit idiots for the cult
>thirsty incels fall for it
>thinks the (((coffee))) after the (((personality test))) leads somewhere

I thought Norwegians were smart. What kind of gullible retard are you Norgebro?

She's going to tell her handlers absolutely everything you tell her. You're inviting a spy into your home.

Backwards thinkers.
I honestly would rather see the world get ruled by Islam then these cunts.
OP has got to be retarded.

Is this Satanic cult actually shilling here?
Anons, I encourage you to actually read about the CoS. They're a fucking vile organization, I might even say worse than Jews.

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Don't do it maroon.

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>Hubbard taught that psychiatrists were responsible for a great many wrongs in the world, saying that psychiatry has at various times offered itself as a tool of political suppression and "that psychiatry spawned the ideology which fired Hitler's mania, turned the Nazis into mass murderers, and created the Holocaust."
What did he mean by this?

Remember to pay your way up to OTVIII, then you'll gain the ability to talk with animals telepathically.

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yeah but most of them cannot be linked back to a crazy dude a few years ago with a drivers license

is God crazy?

they say there is a fine line.

God musta set a trend

You can get a bible for free. Churches aren't selling self-help programs for 5 figures. You're free to give whatever you're able to, or nothing at all.

I steal them out hotel rooms

can't have normies getting hold of the goods

Scientology: all the benefits of being like the jew, but with none of the foreskin!

Jow Forums has hated scientology long before your balls dropped, bong

Did you forget to mention the fact that Scientology is literally a retarded fucking cult?

Did we just witness a scientology raid? pathetic

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So despite the overwhelmed evidence and testimony of former members who say it's a cult and has cost them their life savings, made them work for over 100 hours per week and receive about 50 USD, deny members access to health care, assaulted members etc you've decided to join because of a honeypot, you're an idiot. Enjoy wasting your life.

you're next cunt

ps:

i am amoral and hate you :)

you're blood spilled

for a sunny day

xenu will penetrate your anus while his earthly minions will demand access to your bank account.

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>a qt3.14
are you fucking THAT retarded?

what could be better than that ladies and gentleman?

A very fair exchange, I am sure you will agree.

His eternal torment, for mocking the afflicted

doesn't get fucking better than this, let me tell you

What we will do to him

Would make Satan purse lips

but

it's a new dawn. a new day

and I have CIA, DARPA electronic torture to suicide on my mind

this guy dudes >

You think Satan likes edgy

lol

That's very cute.

Satan only likes edgy when he is fucking everyone else, you don't get mockery peasant scum distorted ugly fuck

I mean I am trying to avoid the fact you wet the bed, as is typical of your neglected and malnourished span

Was your mom a Junkie?

Probably

Do I have sympathy for you when Satan deals with you?

No, I do not.

>they seem pretty based
No.
>A Scientology faggot in Norway
Cringe

Do us all a favour

Cut off your balls

then stream it on the internet

Might want to lose some weight as well chubby

run little piggy

darpa are coming

>209492982(you)

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Dont listen to her honeyed words. Jehovas Witnesses do the exact same thing to lure you in.

Scientology does seem pretty based actually. And the (((media))) seems to hate them.

Definitely interested in checking it out.

>Jow Forums attacks and destroy scientologie with the help of south park
>years later
>retard asks is Jow Forums supports scientology

Sorry I don't believe in big monsters in space, faggot

No one would deny Satan enjoys death

Who here would deny it?

This poor Mossad agent who got in too deep and is about to be sacrificed

well who can blame him?

the glitz, the glam, very alluring

but at the end of the day, he's still a Goyim in a Mossad badge.

Kill.

said the incel with every social media account shoved up his ass, as his act of True faith

I am being serious this time.

Get rid of him

Sing with the choir

This cunt needs put out of service

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MUZZIES VS XENU
Over the skies of London,, when?

>Fought The Third Reich
>pro-(((capitalism)))
>based

issygddt

When I see your rotting heart in the dirt

>I feel good about
damning your eternal soul and eschewing enlightenment for all time.
> at least the US IRS will get a BTFO

YOU THINK SATAN DOESN'T READ THIS

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Satan will fuck you so hard your gore folders will seem like a fairytale

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You'll need a strong pair of binoculars from your perch in Hell to see anything other than Satan's ANUS

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Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You really are an acolyte of Satan. aren't you?

KYS and JOIN HIM NOW

sounds based to me.

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You fucking morons don't even believe in Satan.

LMAO

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I respect you a lot Review Brah.

>So there’s a qt3.14 in my class that’s a Scientologist
You're lying,

I'm his son

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You forgot
>is a heretic

youtu.be/K2VqzK1dNXo

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I give my fedora a good tip to you

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checked.
do it for teh lulz. fuck scientologists

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Scientology sucks shit bit Chanology was inarguably a low-risk, low-impact government psyop to test mobilizing internet autism against a group the government dislikes (IRS hates them for having religious non-profit status yet being demonstrably for-profit). nobody on Jow Forums seems to grasp this.

Do it you fucking idiot, i hope you get in and they accept you. Then once you are in you are trapped and in a year or a few months youl be back here telling us how they are hounding you day and night. They will come to your place of work, they will follow you around and fuck with your whole life.

Do it you fucking idiot, you deserve it if you are even taking this more than .01% seriously.

Heinlein's autobiography mentions Hubbard as part of the Sci-fi writer social group during WW2, and described Hubbard as something of a overly-patriotic and naive simpleton.

They have studied you and tailored their approach to your interests. You are prey.

How does someone just disappear?
Doesn't she have any family outside the "church" that wants to know?
Proof of life on Shelly Miscavige or the FBI gets called in to determine if she's dead, missing or being held against her will.

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>Fought The Third Reich

No. L. Ron fought a small Mexican island and a phantom Japanese sub. The man was a drug addict, a liar, a pedophile, and a wife beater.

The cult uses maritime law to hide its assets, all scientology buildings should be seized by U.S. marshalls and dissolved.

Not to mention you blaspheme the cross with the wheel of chaos.....

>nice building right?
Everything around it is boarded up in clearwater. Theres basically a private army of brainwashed scientologists and mercenaries guarding it 24/7, a veritable fortress answerable to noone but David Miscavige. Its basically an mercenary army of homos like him, Tom Cruise, and Trevolta, not to mention the hq is the perfect location for coke smuggling off the gulf of mexico.

>did I mention his wife hasnt been seen in 14 years?

Kek she ded bois, dont believe me? Do your homework, OP is an alien worshipping homo. Sage goes in all fields.

Checked.

>HAIL SATAN.... I mean.... XENU

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>The Scientology meme
We killed you back in the early 2000s faggot

>why does pol hate a group that fought the third Reich
Hmmmmmm