Yes Choas is here. Slaneeshi cults , the lgbt community. Korn and nurgle with the mass immigration. Where the fuck is the god emperor when we need him .
What do we do about the Chaos problem
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Still taking the universes longest psychic shit.
Embrace the chaos.
>If Only Sanguinius was here
Burn heretic.
>not embracing chaos
lmao get off my board you fuckin normie
How do we stop the corruption of our youth to the fish menace?
SAY THAT IN THE MATERIUM AND NOT IN THE WARP AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MOTHERFUCKER
>tau
Do you think GW will try to bring back all the primarchs even the dead ones?
Would they shit on sanguinius sacrifice so easy?
Based
Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn will cleanse the heretics.
I miss the glorious hawk-boy.
He was always so wise, and he knew exactly what you say to keep our spirits up.
I FINK YOOS NEEDS A GUD KRUMPIN
Nah they won't do my boy wrong. They will however dump on Guilliman sometime soon with this Primaris stuff.
The only NPCs here are the slaves to the Chaos gods and their perversions
STOP THAT
Care to repeat that, citizen?
Mankind doesn't need Sanguinius or Guilliman right now.
Lorgar is the one they need the most.
The religion of the Emperor will be sure to crate an entity in the Warp to fight for mankind.
If only the fallen son would return to his father's side.
And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends.
That's GWAR, a band whose whole gimmick is to be as edgy and disgusting as possible. Also, the guy in your photo died in 2014.
If they kill Guilliman, there would be despair like no other.
It would be cruelty to say the least.
>Korn
*Khorne
>Where the fuck is the god emperor
According to the lore - in the middle east, leading them.
Guilliman is gonna make the horus heresy look like a garden world
The reason WH40k exists is because of the chaos gods using time travel to send details of the future back to the past. The chaos gods realized they would not defeat the Emperor in the year 40k, so they have sent their demons back to our time. They are attempting to stop the first human interstellar empire from ever happening and alter the course of history to the point that they dont even have to deal with the Emperor. The Emperor is still relatively weak in power in our time, so they stand a much higher chance of winning.
He's a freaking deamon now
Korn is Khornes favorite band though
I guess the swamp needs to be drained .
what the fuck im i looking at?
no actually this isn't me memeing. i don't understand this picture.
(then again i haven't slept at all today)
Just find out some magic bullshit to cancel it out.
Base his story on the Prodigal Son.
The symbolism would be so strong, it could work.
They gotta go big and who better than the head boyscout
What's that "Imperium Secundus" thing you got under your rug over there, Robbie?
A band called GWAR. They do stuff like that.
see It's a fake dick called the "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu" which sprays fake cum onto the audience during GWAR concerts.
gwar. You don't come out dry.
but doesnt the opening of the warp occur from the human empire opening it to our world
fuckin ey
The warp has always existed. The thing that caused the fall of the 1st Human Interstellar empire was the rebellion of the Iron Men and the Slannesh being birthed which cause all the warp storms that isolated the human worlds from each other.
What the hell is going on today? There is cosplay/"not"porn everywhere I visit.
There was 1 short instant when Chaos was banished from Horus before he died.
I would write the plot using Necron technology to banish Chaos from Lorgar so he could come back to us.
Just as example of how it could be done.
>chaos is about degenerate shit only
Low tier member please, CHAOS must affect both sides.
The degeneracy is done to weaken the good side but when the bad side becomes too powerful CHAOS will also fuck them up by doing they hate like granting the good side more power, exposing their degeneracy and killing them.
It's a balance.
Yep if it wasn't for the eldar and their murder orgys the galaxy would be a much better place to live. It was Slaneeshs birth that caused the other gods to kick it into high gear as well as the eye of terror. But if we want to go REALLY far back everything's technically the necrons fault for starting the war in heaven.
Mankind had nothing to do with that by the way, it's the knife eared pricks who orgied a chaos god into existence. From there on the warp just started fucking with and feeding off human psyche much more.
Wasn't that just a side effect of being literally deleted from the universe?
Necrontyr, really. They weren't Necrons back then yet.
True
Tumblr thots appear to be getting the hots for heresy
>What do we do about the Chaos problem
When a planet reaches heresy levels this high, exterminatus is the only solution.
IDK but we better score some crits before we get squad wiped
Purge the filth.
yeah but no one likes malal though
Crit was noneffective and buffed enemies.
Sounds cool the warp does not do time well
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Who?
Its strange how the eldar before the fall resembles a twisted verision of the "mouse utopia experiment". Being so technologically advanced, with nothing to worry about and no real threats in life, they degenerated into orgies then murder orgies.
>imagine the smell
I was posting satire. Perhaps we need to plead and reason with chaos so that we may coexist.
One of the lesser chaos gods. Cant remember its domain tho
>Perhaps we need to plead and reason with chaos
Chaos cannot be reasoned with.
perhaps ork boyz will cancel chaos out.
Although they seem to thrive in chaos.
Don't forget that tzeentch created the Jews
>Korn
It's Khorne, you corpse-worshipping lackey
They also reincarnated so they could be murdered and murder again and again
Only Necrons truly cancel out Chaos.
Your flesh is weak
What?
Well, the chaos gods did take Horus to the future and showed him the 41st millennium. They just told him "this is what will happen IF YOU DONT rebel", even though it was just the future timeline of him rebelling. It wouldnt be a far leap to see the chaos gods trying to get into the past too.
You idiots, chaos is the true path
Evolution requires destruction. No organism, no being, no society will undergo rampant change without first undergoing extreme stress. Do not flinch from this war - the white man will prevail because we are strong
Praise Tzeentch above all, for he is the changer of ways
Lel, Gwar was definitely chaos, but they were pretty redpilled just having fun. The arch-nemesis for one of their last albums was Jewcifer (Satan).
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Suck a Stubba, greenskin.
Heresy detected, lethal force engaged
Malal is a renegade Chaos God, who has turned against the others and is dedicated to their destruction. His followers, sometimes called the Doomed Ones, seek out and destroy the followers of other Chaos Gods wherever they may be found.
Malal is known as the Hierarch of Terror and Anarchy and is also known as the Renegade God, the Lost God or the Rejected God. His Sacred Number is eleven and his Sacred Colours are white and black, often combined.
Malal, like every God of Chaos, represents something, and he represents the indiscriminate tendency to destruction, even of oneself and one's agents. Malal is very particular, in fact, he hates all the other four Gods of Chaos and often acts against them, even more than he acts against humanity and other species.
There are lots of lesser chaos gods. This one is from 1st ed.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It is a myth that Christ was a pacifist
Chaos are immaterial parasites. They feed off of the suffering of the materium so as long as life exists chaos will continue.
Can they suffer in any way shape or form?
Chaos, you say? Honk honk...
>Tzeentch
>literally the jew chaos god
I think not heretic.
Nurgle infects the minds of "bug chaseres".
Immigrants belong to Tzeentch.
Nah
He only preached forgivness, so he wasn't a pacifist cuck, right?
They suffer in a special way that isn't really definable as suffering anymore.
Necrons are a cursed existence, but not something Chaos can benefit from.
They even posses the technology to obliterate the Eye of terror.
You asked who that was? Correct.
There can only be chaos, more specifically entropy, in the absense of a designer.
>sell your cloak and buy a sword
Keep your religious sperging to yourselves.
Can't ask for something that doesn't exist.
Actually they're the Necrons. The EU is more like the Tau, or at least a deeply incompetent version of them
Humanity is doomed and retarded. All hail the nid overlords.
>waiting for fictional characters to fix things instead of taking the first steps yourself
Pathetic
The only way to stop chaos is through an organized militia.
Adolf wants the west to finish his fight.
The natural end game of multiculturalism, tolerance, and forced multi ethnicity is chaos. It's end is authoritarianism, sacrificing freedom, liberty, and privacy.
Although I stopped reading the Horus heresy books (no time). I still think the point of the atheist mantra of the imperium was to destroy the base of faith the chaos gods depended on. Or a way for the emperor to become the 5th chaos god.
No bcause,look. If you forgive, you can control situation better. That's why jews try offend people all the time, to block them emotionally in the PSYWAR and control them.
The emperor is malal