How close are we to sex robots?

This

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Are these Hitler's masturbation machines?

what do you call it when something didn't actually viral, but you write articles about how its totally going viral to try and make it go viral

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>sperm extractor
fucking kek

underrated

>what do you call it when something didn't actually viral, but you write articles about how its totally going viral to try and make it go viral
distraction from something of importance.

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Wouldn't those technically be sex robots?

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Roasties on suicide watch!

The other half died in the process.

In 10,000 years this is how women will look like.

I've already had clinical trials with pic related. The machines in OPs pic cant be any worse.

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astroturf
why?

oh i got a hard question for you guys
would you rather own the machine
or
BE the machine
choose wisely

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>Sex robot
>Made in China

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True to the name of robot too. A robot's form must serve its function. A robot that looks like a woman but cant walk or actually do anything isnt technically a robot.

Sperm removal........sperm removal machine!

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literally a milking machine

Shit posting

And how exactly do they clean these things?

I'm buying this

youtu.be/i4aFzPlqpco

I'll buy 2 if they are made in germany and not death trap land.

2025. We have thoes weird opposable ones made from rubber that talk and have moving nethers, just a few more years until the shit can rap you in its robo embrace and take you for a good hump.

uh the fleshlight launch already exists, and the autoblow 3 is due very soon. true patricians replaced roasties years ago

because that's what the article looks like to me.

well it's pretty much all articles nowadays so yeah

>Premature ejaculation desensitization training
>The strong currents impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate external nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity, improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation.
Kinky

Jews should be upset about this nazi weapon of death being mass produced

Never ever

Women will outlaw anything that takes away from their pussy power.

Journalism

What a horror if it is only a edging machine and it knows when you are going to cum so it stops.

You buy another one.

there's no current way of doing this. i've checked extensively

This is how they'll get sperm from White Men in the future to create white female sex slaves.

Whites see your future!!!!!!!

>Half of all chicks that go in get super circumcized.

>Chicks

Wot?

>Chinese intellectuals

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ahahah
>I'm gonna get a waifu
>like total AI dude
>cooking, cleaning and all
In reality:
>strapped to a post
>insert organ into milker
>put on oculus with VR porn
>AI studies collected DNA
>goy passified
>off to amazon cage, need shekels for next marvel movie

they need to add this functionality to Real Dolls, and I'd buy one

>masturbation machines
It's like anudda shoah!

>you will never have your own brap farm harvesting the gas from brap hogs and slampigs

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From the manual:
>Note: 1. Avoid overlapping infection, each user has a set of tube and tube cover when they are inspected. The tube and tube cover are disposable consumables, we can't throw them into the dustbin directly, we should cast away them after destroing them. Please purchase the consumers from our company.

It may require sensors in places most guys generally don't put sensors, but I don't believe this is impossible.

Probably pollution related

That's like literally 90% of journalism. Nothing is really a thing before it hits the news.

Content informs reality.

They should line them up back to back so you can stare into another guy's eyes while the robot does it's thing. Would be amazing.

>someone made this

Nah, it will be like exercise bikes that has a tablet in the front. Cant wait to blow a load to some JAV

lmao fucking clown world 2.0

How will feminism ever recover?

Portable version

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More?

From what it looks like, Shintaro Kago. Probably from one of his parodies on Russian history. Go to guromanga and you'll find most of his work.

Jesus Christmas that looks my old webcam

god i wish that was me

this close

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I don't see how women compete with this.

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You might not agree, you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>Share programs you made with friends
lost

Next clinical trial would be some fleshlight attached to a hose.
Wonder what it does...

i like the design

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We already have those since the day 1. They are called females. You just need to learn programming them, user.

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>tfw too intelligent to have vaginal sex

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>not having an onahole lan party

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I really, really like this image.

They can't. They now have one less thing to offer, and they only had one.

Isn't it easier just to expel the Jews?

I can't wait for the inevitable video of it malfunctioning and ripping some chinks dick off to come out

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A cock milking machine.

Now THIS is what I call SHITPOSTING!

When they become good enough and worth getting, they will get banned because women will cause trouble. Muh beauty standards, and Muh financial security. They'll piss and moan until the government bans them, quoting birth rates or some other such garbage. It'll only be a matter of time before mandatory marriage and/or procreation becomes is written into law, and believe me when I say women won't be the ones suffering from this, even though they'll find a way to make it sound like they are.

this article is written by a woman
does she not realize that this is another step to eliminate the female sex?

>Women will outlaw anything that takes away from their pussy power.
Jews will outlaw anything that threatens to de-weaponize White women against White men.

is his entire face just burned off wtf

Robots and AI will replace most human interactions

The cock goes "Moooooooo"

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>honeybadgergivesafuck.gif

Damn that arc loved his face

can't come soon enough for me, it's the only way I'll ever have kids

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>leaving the vaginal Jew in favor of fake vaginas made by Jews
Have you learned nothing? Take the celibacy pill.

there's a whole category of "interactive" videos on pornhub that support devices like this

when I was single I was absolutely considering buying one of these + VR. It's crazy how much sex can change your outlook on things.

They are already trying. There was some fuss about the sexbots not being able to "consent" so it was immoral. Absolute insanity.

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