The true method of beating porn addiction?

I may or may not have just found the ultimate method of beating my porn addiction.

>Went to JewperStore and bought a bunch of crisps
>brought them home as an emergency nuke type life saver system
>whenever I feel horny, I'll just open a bag of crisps and eat them all
>sexual pleasure is converted into tongue pleasure and after I down the whole bag I don't feel horny

could this be the ultimate tactic to stop feeling horny without resorting to wasting life energy or destroying your genitalia? Share your methods of combating the urge to masturbate or engage in wasteful sexual acts with another human being.

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Just kys my dude

I just pour salt on my tongue. Haven't gotten off in over 30 years. I don't even know if it works anymore.

>how to get fat with one simple trick

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A

>I may or may not have just found the ultimate method of beating my porn addiction
I just get super wasted and pass out, its super effective

B

Your just replacing an endorphin boost with something else that's unhealthy. Granted, chips are healthier IMHO than the Jews dirty films, but work out, read a book, do something else.

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But that's self harm because you increase the possibility of losing your balance and striking your skull against a cement coated sidewalk curb.

how about you exercise instead fatty

FUCKING

I take runs too sometimes, but I'm paranoid so I always take a weapon with me, recently though, I decided to take a run with a large kitchen knife to show all the niggers, spics, and Muslims that I mean business. It worked but someone called the police on me and now I'm not allowed to run around outside with a clearly visible kitchen knife.

Bin'd

LEAF

Are you a real person? kekeke you loon!

Thats a good way to instill damaging behavior. All you're doing is moving the addiction onto another part of your brain.
Try using willpower, its 100% effective.

Not for me, I tried using will power for like a year now. Am still as addicted as I was when I was a fucking loser. I'm still a fucking loser.

>Cement coated
Kek, I'm calling sidewalks cement coated dirt paths from now on.

No, you're just a fucking degenerate who has a paraphilia for food.

That fucking reminds me, I heard that in some jails and prisons,they would add salt in the water to try to ease sexual tension among the inmates. Can anyone confirm?

read kant fren

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interesting and certainly better than having a fap, in many cases

the true method of beating porn addiction is achieving as much agency as possible, as much free will as possible, as much self-control as possible, so that you can stop yourself when you feel the lust

Salt is a potent anti-stress substance. High stress can cause causes abnormally high libido in many individuals.

>can cause causes

wow

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Guys are you actually not willing to get a girl and blow your load in a vagine?

Leaf leaf, my little leaf. how can i beleaf?

Nice post-ironic meme. The future is now.

No

That wastes life energy, it is the exact same orgasm as if you were by yourself, there is no spike in pleasure, it gains nothing, contrary to popular belief, sexual intercourse does NOT raise NGF, otherwise I'd be a genius because I've been fapping to anime my whole life.

thats not how sublimation works.

you are supposed to "convert" the "sexual pleasure" into career ambitions, sport, hobby.

en.wikipedia.or/wiki/Sublimation_(psychology)

Dude I let my dick get sucked 100 times over beating my own meat.

you are validating their whoredom and destroying white people. Stop.

>a fucking leaf

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just use the rozary method
if you feel like you might sin
say a rosary to our Lady and ask for the strength to resist temptation

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There is thousand times more pleasure in having sex with a significant other than jerking off. What you just said is closely to admitting to that you're still a virgin.

No sex until marriage, faggot

No there is actual pleasure and certain benefits in sex. And you can just grow up, take your responsibility and go out there and find a significant other.

Hahahahah fuck marriage I won't get married. I will stay with girlfriend I love though. Marriage is outdated.

It wastes life energy either way. Yes I'm a virgin but at least I don't have any sexually transmitted diseases like you.

If you want to go down the road of 'preserving life-energy, ask yourself how much life-energy eating multiple bags of chips fried in toxic polyunsaturated oil is going to take?

Having one or two, even three partners before you have a family is probably okay. But every relationship you're in and out of debases your ability to pair bond. You're dooming your kids to a broken home.

Where does placebo end and the real effect begin? Then the question is: does it even matter?

I don't have them ether. As a men you wont get them that easy and if you have any sense of who to fuck and who not you're not gonna get one. There is also no shame in using a condom for the first couple of times.

Much less than literally removing your life energy.

>replace a degenerate addiction with another
CANAKEK YES!

That's like saying every drink is one step further away from non-alcoholic life. Such sentiments KIND OF seem true, but is too absolute, too black and white. Much like even the 50 year alcoholic can turn his life around, can an individual reach a higher state of mind regarding pair bonding.

Buying chips is expensive and eating them makes you fat. Just do what I do. Whenever you get an erection just take a razor blade and make tiny incisions on the tip of your penis. If no razor blade is accessible at the time use a pin to prick your dick head, if that doesn’t affectively end your erection hit yourself in the balls until it goes away. Works a charm. I haven’t been erect or ejaculated in years after using this method.

>. But every relationship you're in and out of debases your ability to pair bond. You're dooming your kids to a broken home.

Not sure what you mean by that. I just had some girls I wanted to have as a sexual partner. But I was always looking for a relationship. Not one night stands. The girls I had before were boring. Later I found a girl that got really on my nerves like she was from another planet. Then it hit me.. she didn't take any of my bull shit. She was a strong partner for me to have a relationship with. So guys cheer the fuck up. It does happen. Even if it feels totally lost some times.

That is speculation on your part. You either ejaculate the energy or spend it repairing the damage the junk you eat causes.

Just dont watch. I quit weed, alcohol and porn cold turkey.
I had a daily addiction to all three and it was surprising easy.
With porn I just reminded myself of the jewish connection and the thought of letting them rot my brain was enough to make me never want to watch it ever again.

What kind of bullshit is this? Want to stop jerking off?

Stop jerking off. It's that simple. When you show restraint, you build your mental toughness and it has ways of enveloping other areas of your life.

Go to the gym, eat healthy, stop jerking off.

Are you a boastful quit-forever at day 7 or someone who actually has the willpower to stay away from past vices for good?

Yeah stop talking shit. You'll get energy if you have a strong partner. You will learn doing things TOGETHER. You lonely men cave jerker.

Yikes.

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Man no mental toughness here. Having a significant other to have sexual intercourse with, drains there energy to much.

An individual who would overcome that would be very rare, though. One night stands and series of short relationships make your brain map over the pair-bonding ability. The brain behaves as if its in a barbarous time where the only option is spreading seed far and wide. Family doesn't happen. This is why the fertility rate is so low. Casual sex is a nuclear bomb to society.

I think you are recklessly exaggerating the extent of such effect.

works for me
takes the mind of the lust and reinforces the commitment you have made

That's self destructive, self-destruction is required an avoidance to here.

I don't lose any trying to repair an internal issue, rather than killing it by exposing it to the outside air. I only lose it when it dies. Checkmate.

Good on ya.

I'm trying to.

>You'll get energy if you have a strong partner.

Are you fucking retarded? You get energy by fucking generating it, and to generate it, you need NUTRITION, not another fucking human being with a body of their own to take care of. Unless you're somehow sharing nutrients out of each others' bodies, you can't raise life energy like that.
also, you can never tell 100% who has STDs and who doesn't. Get tested you fucking stoner.

How? Do you not see the high divorce rate and low fertility? Its directly proportional to the amount of casual sex. It didn't exist before the 60s, the rate was high and divorce low.

Imagine not wanking yourself senseless over an ANGLO MILF with a Cro-Magnon jaw

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>I don't lose any trying to repair an internal issue,
You think maintenance is a zero-sum game? Lol! Chi spent repairing the damage you cause now will be chi taken away from defending against the diseases of old age.

You deal in absolutes. Everything is either this or that. This leads you to make hasty generalizations like sexual degenarcy being the reason for low fertility, which is a million-factor issue.

>You get energy by fucking generating it, and to generate it, you need NUTRITION,
Nutrition is not energy. It is everything that the utilization of energy requires: the minerals and vitamins. Energy is just energy.

Three years quit. Once you go far enough the thought of regression makes you feel nauseous.
I was in a dark tunnel and the light at the otherside is so much better.

just fucking stop! it's hard but god damn it it's worth it.

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Crisps
Mmmm
What kind do I get? I spend a lot of money a week on crisps

Wtf I was wondering why I was not horny at all today while I usually have to cum twice a day. Turns out I ate a lot of salty crisps, which I rarely do.

Weird.

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Do you play lots of games?

Read the Bible and start listening to some E. Michael Jones.
youtube.com/watch?v=EEExIhmv_Ow&t=1s

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Crisps have been proven to be worse for your dental health than sugary drinks like coke too. Its because they stick in the gaps and stay there rotting away your enamel whereas cola is washed away by salvia eventually. This is assuming you dont brush everytime you eat because who the fuck has the time to do that.

>crisps
Everyone who doesn't call them "chips" gets fucking gassed; no exceptions.

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>jogging around the block with your knife grunting like some kind of cave man

What did you think mate, people don't understand greatness

medinstitute.org/articles/pair-bonding-and-the-brain/
Science doesn't deal in absolutes, friend. It deals in evidence.

Love a good jaw, me

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>replace an addiction with another addiction
Fucking A man...its the same dopamine effect. You didn't beat shit.

Also what i did was put "parental block' on every porn site or site that enabled me. Didn't know the password because just closed my eyes and bashed keys.
I will state this...Jow Forums BY FAR the worst enabler of any fucking place I've been on. You become so desensitize and the over saturation of how women. You get bored and start to ponder about fuck up fetishes.
I guarantee you most trap porn fags was influenced by Linetrap

>TLDR Too beat the devil you must ignore the devil.

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Sigh. You are attempting to use the authority of the research on which you are basing your speculation on to prove the speculation.

Just read pic related and stop watching porn.

Book is very Jow Forums approved

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I did it the other way
>go on diet
>lose lots of weight
>whenever I feel hungry I just rub one our
>usually between 6 to 10 times daily

you wut? That is how a hypothesis works. What kind of casuistic bullshit are you on?

You probably just lost muscle

"Consumption of pornography was experimentally shown todecrease an individual’s ability to delay gratification for more valuable future rewards. In other words, watching porn makes you less logical and less able to take decisions that are clearly in your own interests"

This is why porn users should go at least a month without it to see if they actually prefer life without it, from the point of view of a non addict.

Maintenance requires nutrition to fuel energy to perform the maintenance without dying or exhausting, much like petrol for vehicles or ammunition for firearms, electricity for machines that run on that type of fuel, the nutrition can always be at its maximum value if you consume enough within the time limit.

I know.

I've tried for years. This seems like my only way out, I think it's working.

I'd go for the BBQ ones, or the Ketchup ones, when I want a good meta, I'll choose the Salt 'n Vin-nigger.

I spend 12 hours a day on average.

The bible's great, I'll try to read it more often

I have nutritional pills to help my teeth stay healthy, thank God for the GNC.

Electrocution is more convenient.

That's a shame, we'd better raise money for awareness of greatness.

That one's alright, but again, no excuse to waste life energy.

However at least I'm not wasting life energy anymore and crisps cost money, porn? Not so much, therefore crisps become harder to access and easier to let go of.

She's pretty good too.

I'll consider it.

>research: casual sex impacts brain
>you: this is the reason for low birth rates

It's likely one factor, but there is nothing but empty air to your suggestion that it is the driving factor.

Get a horny girlfriend?

Can find it on Amazon, after i read it porn just lost all its appeal to me. Kept thinking on the things in the book instead of getting horny

Yeah, sure. I lost 150 lbs of muscle

Some of it was probably bone density

>I decided to take a run with a large kitchen knife to show all the niggers, spics, and Muslims that I mean business
Smart leaf, everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

Google mindfullness and take it seriously.

Why not chew sugar free gum instead?
Get a stonk jawline, save your teeth and quit your addiction all in one.

Hohol

Nothing but empty air?
>In conclusion, research on bonding continues to support previous research showing that the brain is strongly influenced by sexual behaviors. Dopamine pathways as well as oxytocin and vasopressin and other neural systems are important factors in the formation of pair-bonds. When a person engages in sexual behavior there are consequences above and beyond the possibility of unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. Bonding with a sexual partner is one of those results.
Pair bonding is what creates a family unit. People are invested in having kids if they're in a pair bond. Barring the possibility of accidents, and of course accidents won't be raised well and will be less likely to raise kids themselves.

i remember back when i could feel a sensation in my dick
too bad i have been a porn/fap addict since i was 12 years old, 55 now and have cancer in my dick

Gay. If you are not married, you are using contraceptives, which means her cunt is no better than a dudes asshole

At least you can use your experience to convert the younger generation. Sorry to hear that though mate.

>I've tried for years. This seems like my only way out, I think it's working.
Better than beating it. Make sure you work out and drink plenty of water, user

>delay gratification for more valuable future rewards.
What if there is no cake? A lot of people are delusional about thinking that they're just delaying gratification when they're really just not going to be gratified.
>I'll have kids later when I'm better able to afford them, and I can find a better husband
>oh noes my ovaries are expired

Carpe diem vs patience is a virtue