I'm an American and this meme insults me

Post pro-USA content itt

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Heroin is a hell of a drug.

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I believe there was some diet drug that caused people who took it to stop digesting fat. As a result your bowels fill with oil and when you let out a fart you accidentally shit yourself but you don't even notice because the oils just leaks out

So it's not like these people are disgusting monsters who don't bother to use the toilet but just shit their pants. .

Found your five skin yet Mutt?

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Pic very related. You lovers of uppity bug-eyed ghetto bitches.

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>that feel when the wamen in some brownish countries are whiter than the ones you see on a daily basis
Srsly, went to uni today and all i saw was either chinks or brown girls. FFS

>our women let us mercilessly fuck them in the ass and people think that's a bad thing

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Just go on WorldStarHipHop and see all the wonderful content that the United States is contributing to the world. It's beautiful.

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In Germany?

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My pleasure

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1776!

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Come and take it

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Land of the free

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America make me feel happy that I live in this shithole country.

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Regular day for Hans and his friends

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IM A BLACK AMERICAN AND i FIND THIS THREAD DISGUSTING...DELET THIS NOA

how does something like that even happen?

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You know something eurocucks are jealous we have? Free speech and the 2nd amendment

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Molon labe

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You know something Amerisharts are jealous we have? Healthcare and City Centres.

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Seventeen seventy six

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Lemme just grab a 12 pack of diet coke on sale....

So Jews are pro-USA. Glad we agree on something, Jow Forums!

USA are pro-Jews

Jews are definitely not pro USA.

People appreciate freedom or speech more than healthcare they may never need

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The only people in America who don't have Healthcare are Neets

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I could not sleep at night knowing that an illness in the family could chuck us onto the street.

You know, i've seen this photo before, but never looked up here Instagram. ze MEME is 4real

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sobroud

>O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE!

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>rifle dynamics
>railed gas tube
>optic mounted on railed gas tube
Yeah that's shit. If you're trying to impress eurotrash don't post trash.

>(((Shackelford)))

Is that right mutt?

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this need an update, no way are you more likely to end up in prison in the us than the uk, given all the draconian laws of the uk, and given that stat would change on a state by state basis

Look babby can post photoshopped ant memes!

You are much more likely to be in jail in the US because most of your population is involved in some sort of Illegal activity.

is it not the same in the uk? i know how bad the federal laws are, it makes sure that everyone is committing some crime at all times.

No, most people here obey the law and if you don't, your seen as a worthless nigger.

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Isn't half your prison population locked up for 100 years each for weed possession?

Also, most of the meme stuff you see about the UK isn't true. I know a guy who has been hating on pakis on Facebook for the better part of 2 years and nothing has happened to him.

How do they not feel their colon filling up? When I do I seek a bahtroom immediately since I know I can't hold it very long, I don't fart to relieve pressure

The USA is weird.

If they find weed on you in Louisiana, they jail you for 10 years.

Meanwhile, you can openly inject Heroin in California and you do not even get arrested.

I heard they also have laws against crossing the road and drinking beer in the street kek

beautiful

i couldn't sleep at night knowing that i could be arrested at any moment for having an opinion.

Yes, I have seen people get arrested on Venice Beach for drinking a beer. Meanwhile, a homeless guy is shooting up in front of children and nothing happens to him.

I live in Texas, and whiles its absolutely not illegal to be drunk in public here, if you're not fighting or suicidal.
the cops will still arrest you and at least throw you in the drunk tank.
because they gotta pump up those quotas

i heard you have laws on buying sporks.

You can't though. I literally have never seen anyone get arrested for having an opinion.

G-d bless the USA

What I said is a fact, what you just said is a meme. That's the difference.

Well according to OPs pic at least they have natural lube

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If Germany is like the US move to a small town. It's mainly white here still. But I also know euros don't like driving.

well, make a twatter account linked to your real name, and say you think all mudslimes in london should be rounded up and fed to a wood chipper.
get back to us

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is that someone from gwar?

Why would anyone be retarded enough to put something like that under their real name.

Also, that is inciting violence so you would obviously be arrested because you are a fucking idiot...

no state income tax means the fucking cops are up your ass about everything. going 41 in a 40? you're getting pulled buddy, kiss $330 goodbye.
fuck Texas
fuck good ol boys
fuck Texas rangers, cops and team

>Also, that is inciting violence

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What is a 'Good Ol Boy'?

What if a Muslim put on Facebook that he hopes someone drives a truck through Times Square or a kid put on Twitter that he is going to shoot up his school?

Pretty sure they would get a visit from the FBI.

Ok, now discard all the niggers & beaners.

I still love Texas, but fuck i hate the cops and government

Incitement to violence. Also illegal in USA.

Doesn't work like that.

We would just discard all of our Niggers/Pakis/Chavs.

basically some shit kicking yokel do hooded who feels it's his place to fuck with you because he's a cop and you're not . don't like it? don't mess with Texas.
fuck Texas and fuck all cops in Texas.

So basically Woody Harrelson?

this, the bigger the city and town exponentially increases the shittiness of cops

do gooder. fuck I hate phoneposting like a broke nigger.
yeah like Woody with a badge gun and an attitude bigger than the state

ain't chavs just your version of wiggers? if so you can't discard them

because it also exponentially increases the brutality of the criminals

NO,

Wiggers a Middle-Class Edge Lords.

Chavs are a group of people devoid of humanity. Thatcher fucked them up the arse so hard that they have literally gone feral, losing all aspects of that make a human being.

Think an Urban version of the worst rednecks you have ever seen.

you mean the number of niggers and spics

>planning a target versus spouting random prejudices are the same thing

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I respect cops except for any cop in Texas. I've never been pulled over more in my fucking life than the 3 months I lived in Texas. it's absolute shit. since I left I've never been pulled over for anything. fucking pricks

>fat women are disgusting whores
Literally all but that one French (German) riot video is a fat chick fucking a nigger in public.

You mean pro-Israel content

lol your heathcare is shit!

How many people have you seen thrown in the street for medical bills Mohamed?

>Healthcare
Your "healthcare" literally lets thousands of the elderly go blind to save money.
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Jesus Christ, she will die at 50 from cardiovascular disease. And 5-10 years before that, her joints would be already rektified.

>Why would anyone be retarded enough to put something like that under their real name.
if you believe something, you should own it
and no, i woulndt be arrested here for that

>she will die at 50 from cardiovascular disease. And 5-10 years before that, her joints would be already rektified.
ill give you a few guesses on whos gonna pay for that

I envy the freedoms you enjoy.