PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HE IS US EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Miller 4/9/19
youtu.be/_c5TAVHeSYY
>Pres Trump bids farewell to Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-102/
>Pres Trump bilat meeting w/Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes Egyptian Pres el-Sisi 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459667-101/
>SoS Pompeo @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459622-1/
>AG Barr/AssistAG Lofthus @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459560-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on State of Intl Financ Sys 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459494-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459665-1/
>IRSCommr Rettig @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459669-1/
>DoDComptroller Norquist @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/671029/
>NavySec Spencer/Navy Officials @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/670938/
>USBP/ICE Officials @Senate on Southern Border Invasion 4/9/19
c-span.org/video/?459642-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan on FoxNews 4/9/19
youtu.be/O2vBJyny02o
>ArmySec Esper/ArmyCoS Gen Milley @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/671048/
>PrinDepAssistDefSec Mitchell/SOCOM Chief Clarke @House on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/671039/
>Pentagon Officials @Senate on 2020 Budget 4/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/671045/
>Brad Parscale on Ingraham 4/9/19
youtu.be/60_mhksSqb4

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MAGA

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what a shot

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Adam Schitt BTFO

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Remember when Steve Bannon called Jared Kushner a cuck?

I'm going to be the first one to say Nigger
and be the first one to AWOO!

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AAAAHAHAHAHA

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i agree. he should have said liberals care about my taxes

>Jow Forums filled with blackhole discussion on how it doesn't exist.
I'm surrounded by retards.

The """narrative""" is breaking down.
youtube.com/watch?v=1ol0bKk7kZo

they look like they're on fire lmao

I see you. I hear you. I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

>Montana was based and passed troll laws for lelz
>now has a shithead governor, shithead senator, and an ever growing tumor named Missoula
Not gunna make it brehs

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>John, go ahead, yeah

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IGNORE BAIT. IGNORE SHILLS. HIDE SPAMMERS AND DO NOT REPLY

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I love Kellyanne!

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Fake as fuck

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GOuOQmO7Vmk

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Winning Big League!

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Here's the guy who got Trump's video removed on Twitter

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West Coast Pychobabble

kek, he made actual fun of a mental ill person

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What would even be the gain of faking an image of a black hole?

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>i love SmellyGran

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>that Joker monologue.
>those kino laughs
Love it. Great job.

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Gorgeous.

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breddy gud. Love the little honk at the end.

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>WHO HERE SWALLOW FOR SWALWELL?

get the fuck outta here with your jew nihilism

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Trump is making remarks at a fundraiser in San Antonio this evening, as per C-SPAN. They don't have a time yet though.

That aside, SpaceX is also doing a massive launch this evening

>youtube.com/watch?v=ojvu2u28CIY

say it with me

Justice Kardashian

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Thought you'd like that, here's number 2.

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Very based

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I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER

SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN SEE HOW THEY FLY

IM CRYYINNNNGGG

what if you were so confident in God's plan that you laughed at the idea that any of the depravity in the world can stop the almighty will of the Lord?

Dems just can’t win

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>More spics heading to border
>Amnesty Don
>More pic related coming in

That's right, America keeps on winning bigly

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kek

So am I to understand the two big Dems this week are...

>Pete Butt-guy and Eric Swallowswell?

This has to be a setup. That's just poor writing.

Be nice.

Mouth breather

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What do you think President Trump's favorite crust from Hungry Howies would be? Butter, Butter Cheese, Asiago Cheese, Ranch, Onion, Cajun, Sesame or Garlic Herb?

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I like it.

those were the heady days when Trump was actually going to be /ourguy/.
The Trump presidency ended when Bannon left the WH and it was left in charge of Trump's braindead relatives.

Bannon 2024

It seems to be mostly Chinese dissidents and expats they harass. There are quite a few who are very openly and actively anti-CCP. It's disappointing that this is allowed to happen but Australia is really between a rock and a hard place regarding China but I won't get too into it because I doubt people want to here about Australia.
>American ones?
ADF surplus. I can't remember anything specifically sorry because it was long time ago, but the meals themselves were mostly okay, but some of the snacks like biscuits and energy-bars were kind of 'eh'.
>but the sick bastards who don't drink their covfefe sometimes get indigestion
Rude, I have a delicate stomach. I'm a sportscar, I need premium, dude.

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>the birther movement wasn't a coup
>wondering why Russians who hacked a political opponent would be so helpful to someone who asked them for help is a coup
C L O W N W O R L D

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Fucking sauce me breh

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I WILL SWALLOW WELL FOR SWALWELL

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Apparently the Jews might gain something from it.
Somehow...

politics are getting funnier because of the vibes of the clowning.
Making Lulz Great Again

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>implying it's a joke

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>horrible and flawed analogies
Tell how how it relates to Harry Potter?

Remember when Bannon threw a fit because Jared didn't want to build the embassy in kikeland right away? Good times.

#gotem

be young.

>Those who know Miller say not to underestimate the senior advisor to Trump and that he is more strategic than people realize.

It's really not hard to be a lawyer. All it takes is moxie, an ability to research things and a little bit of common sense.

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the simulation is getting overloaded and producing improper results
we're coming to the end

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIIIIIEND

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l would respond that God calls us to spread the good Word and to do everything in our power to help guide the degenerate and depraved to seek His grace. You are going against God by sitting on the sidelines and abandoning his children while thinking only of your own salvation. go shlurp some foreskin you synagogue of satan shlomo

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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.... der der der der der derrrrrrrr
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We should make the following OP:

GET IN HERE U.S. FAGGOTS. It's time to start a new game: Swallow for Swalwell. He's the retarded fuck that claimed he would nuke U.S. citizens who don't give up their guns.

The game is afoot! He's entered the Presidential race as a Dem and HE NEEDS OUR HELP. It's imperative that whenever you have a chance, on every platform, to push the pro-tranny LGBBQ agenda (that I'm sure he loves to suck off) with the following slogan: "I SWALLOW FOR SWALWELL". It's a very simple plan that will guarantee he gets the tranny vote!

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>The Killing Joke
Mark Hamill should ask to have his name removed from all work except Batman animation

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suprisingly accurate

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>the birther movement wasn't a coup
I agree, Hillary should answer for her crimes.

To siphon millions more in funding for scams I'd imagine. I don't believe that's one of their reasons. Also there are a lot of flat earthers here who think space is fake.

and if people are against it, they must be anti-gay

you may not like it, but this is what peak baltic states look like

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Very nice lipstick.

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exactly. We'd be furthering this brave man's career.

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Isn’t Swalwell the faggot who threatened to nuke gun owners
(Just kidding, I know for a fact he is, just wanted to remind you)

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>Imagine is someone shot up a bunch of Mexicans in America
IMAGINE

What translation of the bible do you like?

Donald "There's a special place in Hell for those who wanted Brexit through WTO" Tusk, how can you be such a powerful non-elected bureaucrat from a make believe organization is beyond me.
It's like listening to the UN.

dc animated is /our studio/

nuke california. MAGA 2020.

[spoiler]I am.[/spoiler]

one out of three ain't bad

>unrest: maximum

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I know him best as a former semi-regular guest on Tucker.

Tusli will attend the debates

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Delayed till October 31 no less. Tragic.
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i hate the fucking eagles

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White women in the US, Canada, other anglosphere countries/Oceania, and Northern Europe have a combined birth rate of 1.85
White women in eastern & Southern Europe are at 1.25
East Asian women are at 1.1
Racists think the bottom 2 are “based”

Tusk wanted a 12 month delay, so at least that faggot got BTFO regarding that

>not the visual novel
fucking secondaries

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fucking hawaii. everyone from that state is a fucking moron.

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Last one, can't clip just her (I'm at work). Maybe you could?

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if scripture says only God calls people to him, it's by no doing of your own, then how do you reason that YOU are leading people to God?