Online dating sites are a Jewish psyop to demoralize the 100% male userbase that actually uses them. All the female -profiles are fake, and are intentionally made to be as shitty as possible (single moms, tattooed, pierced, fat, anti-depressants, etc.) to demoralize us and think pursuing a gf is a fruitless endeavor.
Just a heads up. Don't fall for it guys
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My wife and I met on POF and we've had a great marriage.
Hook up with meth roasties and total fucking psycho hosebeasts. Yeah never fell for that one.
>My wife and I met on POF and we've had a great marriage.
How are her kids doing?
That's certainly been my experience. I have no problem going to bar and picking up a chick for a one night stand, but trying to fine a serious relationship through OLD has been so much fucking work, and a waste of money.
>t. manlet permavirgin
Some of the female profiles are real, but there aren't enough so if real guys saw how small the pool of women is on the site, they would leave. They make fake profiles that are shitty low quality to try and hide the fact that unless you're really good looking your online dating prospects are slim.
Online dating illusion of choice is the same as what you have with media.
PoF = OKC = Tinder = Match. All owned by Match Group. CEO is (((Mandy Ginsberg))) and chairman (((Joseph Levin)))
Funny, because I was her first and still am her only.
But you're probably a little bitch with no girl friend.
founder of the biggest and most successful dating site ever. not jewish.
totally not guerilla advertising.
Not true I had a go with your girl before you guys met. Sorry bud, but you know what they say; there's plenty of fish in the pond.
You know you have to be 18 to post here right?
is your wife's son happy too?
how do you deal with the stench of niggers?
Only the model-tier ones are fake. Boned several POF chicks in my more degenerate years.
I met my current gf on POF. She's very traditional and based.
I don't want to brag. But I will
My wife is a racist good cook that hates Niggers and packs my lunch for me every night before work.
How's life without spoons?
Congrats user
May you have many children together.
This is correct.
>Founder
Who owns it now, goy?
>meet on whore site
>Funny, because I was her first and still am her only.
>But you're probably a little bitch with no girl friend.
Actually falling for this shit. She's served more Tyrone's than Popeye's
How's the 2D waifu doing?
My wife is fine but has put on some weight in the last 25 years.
>I was her first and still am her only.
i'm sure she's telling the truth. good for you
You know, it sure seems like you're unhappy and wish your unhappiness on me as well.
But I'll pray for you anyways.
user...you know there's a way to prove virginity right?
Like, there's no way to fake it.
>tfw get matches on Bumble, Tinder, and OkC
>none of them ever reply to me or message me first on Bumble
I don't know how you people do it. This shit just makes me very depressed and kills my self-worth.
Chad
Vs
Virgin
She's cheating
Lmfao get lost retard.
>single moms
>tattooed
>pierced
>fat
>anti-depressants
Nigga have you left your basement in the last 20 years that literally is what all women have become.
Of course. If it makes you feel any better she wasn't that good anyway.
This. It's probably less a conspiracy than it is just shitty and deceptive business practices. Majority of the users are male, not enough women to go around or stay fresh, pepper in a few made up ones to buffer up the number of women allegedly using the service, and make it "feel" like there's so many to choose from! In reality there are some reports of some really strange shit that goes on with the matching that is consistent with "spoofed"/fake availability.
first of all, the jews are basically dominated by the jesuits, which is rome.
second of all, lift more. girls will fuck you if you are built as fuck. if you aren't built as fuck, increase your testosterone and your gains will come. eat more. i've done this, it works, there's no easier way. get manly, get dirty and they will want your dirty sweaty dick.
2nd of all, i also got laid on pof when i was skinny and had 0 game. so, it can also be a game of chance. just lift, its foolproof. and eat more.
>But I'll pray for you anyways.
Gee thanks but I'm pretty sure God turned his back on faggots a long time ago, which isn't very wise to turn your back on a faggot when you think about it. I'm quite happy and thanks for the thoughts and prayers faggot.
>Nigga have you left your basement in the last 20 years
Well, yes, and that's the thing - when I actually do leave the house, I've noticed that actually not every girl is a repulsive beast like online dating would have me believe.
>I was her first and still am her only.
Had?
>She's cheating
Meh I would be surprised but what ever happens happens and if the situation arises I'll have to make sure my lawn equipment is in optimum condition.
Nope. You're wrong. Women are just that vapid, stupid, or whatever you're whining about.
The people responding to this are the ones who have ruined Jow Forums
mfw...onions boy has never EVEN seen a vagina...
let alone pursue a woman w/out the AID of technology
The female profiles aren't all fake
t. knew a turboslut who used all the dating sites
It sounds like you lack confidence when you are sober. You should work on that
user, those are thirteen year olds. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
You too bro? Did she do that thing with her toungue on you also? Shit was cash.
well from what i've read, riding a bike, riding a horse, doing gymnastics, being active etc will break a hymen so i'm not sure if you're tolkien about that.
they could get it sown back up again to trick their arab rapists, howmstever.
either way i don't know, please enlighten me,
i am unironically a handholdless wizard of 35 years (fat, balding, yellow teeth)
Isn't traditional online dating dead and tinder on the way out?
Someone should make fake profiles with hitler and SS officers.
Bonus points if you actually get matches
I looked on sites like this once just to see what was around and its bad like most of them weighed more than me
vagene?
Dude that guy is jewish af! Have you seen his face? Or the kid he claims to be his granddaughter? They look jewish af..
THIS 1 TIME... AT BANDCAMP...
I almost got laid... but I was reminded of my stupid... and dry humped the leg of a chair
but did u get splinters
Met my wife on POF too. We are getting ready to start reproducing soon. Just showed her the statistics of declining birthrates to get her all ready to go.
online dating is painfully sad when youre moderately successful ($80k/yr)in your mid 30's and tall and handsome (kurt russel type, baby faced as a kid aged into, basically kurt russel)looking like blue eyed viking jesus. women my age were told they could waste their 20's and 30's, settle down sex and the city style with some handsome dorian grey type motherfucker on his yacht and make babies with their freeze dried eggs in a womb thats seen more dicks than a public urinal. I had 4 offers from 30yr+ roasties on pof, just wanting my seed to make a non commital baby, didnt want to wind up leaving a son to be raised as a cat substitute by some demented whore who would chop his dick off for FB likes. Met hot 20yr old waifu on tinder when she *super liked* me im... Considerably older, like i was in middle school when her parents were in highschool. Basically online dating is cool if youre a 6ft 2 blue eyed chad, but for manlets and chinlets you are gonna have a bad time.
in my sphincter
Check this shit out bruh
BEEP BOOP
>We are getting ready to start reproducing soon.
INITIATE EROTIC PROTOCOL
>Just showed her the statistics of declining birthrates to get her all ready to go.
TIME TO SPAWN
CD
CD
CD
am I doin' it wrong?
meth head
checked
She's definitely burned some coal.
... but ganja smells great? i get the no rapefricans thing but leave weed alone, it's delicious
Oh dude, I can guarantee you every time she spreads her legs an inch fuckin' Sweet Georgia Brown starts playing.
Its not fake they just need a re-branding is all. Maybe something more accurate like Plenty of wales or plenty of robots.
I've used OKCupid, POF, Tinder, and Bumble. POF seems to have the lowest quality people, basically white trash. Did you just get lucky?
I know you're a liar because my richfag boss uses PoF and every girl he dated from there was certifiably insane to the point of showing up at worksites drunk and/or high on painkillers and causing a scene that usually ended with police intervention.
A friend of mine had similar experience. There are so many junkies on there I'm almost convinced the site is actually named Plenty of Fentanyl.
i don't think there's a wrong way to rape
... or be raped by a chair leg.
comes down to personal preference
i saw a profile on pof that said "im pregnant and the baby's daddy dont want anything to do with me"
Let me know when you have proof of your conspiracy claims.
no good woman would go to "plenty of pussy in the sea dot com"
>she asked me "Do you luv me?"
>I said "I luv my mom"
>she farted on my dic
>35 y/o
>problem with men my age they look סld
sound like she hit the wall a bit too hard
Hey, I use to live in the hood too, in the hood many of the women were repulsive which is why they were there
Half-checked, and I agree.
O shit. It's so easy to get dates on POF. I feel so sorry for your bald ass
i suppose she could clack those vagina dentata together in time with the music rather nicely
Went on a bender some time ago and decided to try OKC-I had little to no issue finding women who just wanted dick. In 6 months of using it i slept with about dozen crazies...that Canadian girl was a true 11/10
Perhaps you're right. But does anyone on here really even use dating sites/apps outside of trolling purposes? Dating sites are exactly like "open relationships" and are for people no one else wants or will take. There is a much bigger problem if someone can't find anyone locally..
I threw her legs over my shoulders and plunged into her repeatedly...
>her pussy farted all over my balls
>tears of laffter ran down my face and dripped onto her tits
>she understood nothing
enjoy your super-aids and squeezing pus out of your dick.
lmao fucking sexhavers. what a bunch of retards
When I was 25 I met a hot 35 year old with one kid on there, she was pretty prominent too. I drove to her place and had sex as soon as I walked in the door. Best pussy I ever had.
>her pussy farted all over my balls
unf
dat queef
... go on
Holy shit, your pic related has mutated so extensively it became an oil painting. Top kek.
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her face gazed up at me...
>smiling
>each plunge producing a prodigious flatulent release from her hole
>she must have been deaf to the rumbling labial expulsion
>she smiled w/intent ...understood nothing
in 100 years after whites have been exterminated, some rapeape will discover this painting and think
>bix nood
before throwing it onto the whitey pyre.
cherish your memes while you can. the future race will never comprehend them.
by jove
I finished ...of course
>amid tears of laughter splashing on her tits
>i'm not proud of this
>she grinned throughout
>I get hard when I eat deviled eggs now
Met my gf on POF. A nice Irish Catholic gal.
Silly user... unless you married a child you were not her first, hate to break it to you. If she's lying to you about that, well... it's not good.
pof is old hat and crawling with bots
all the thots are on bumble, tinder and coffee meets bagel
Lol I’ve tried it once or twice. It’s a cesspool. Idk how man
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*rolls over*
i'm spent
>zzz