Brit/pol/ - Only 5 And A Half Months Til Brexit! Edition

>Brexit: UK and EU agree delay to 31 October
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47889404

>Furious Brexiteers say Theresa May must quit NOW as EU delays Brexit until Halloween
dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

>Britain and EU wrestle with Boris Johnson question
ft.com/content/683d5212-5ad3-11e9-9dde-7aedca0a081a

>Virgin Trains to disappear in less than a year
independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/virgin-trains-end-franchise-rail-lose-bid-pensions-london-euston-edinburgh-a8862811.html

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>>Britain and EU wrestle with Boris Johnson question
>ft.com/content/683d5212-5ad3-11e9-9dde-7aedca0a081a
No, I do not want to pay to read an article OP.

Weird, I can view the full article

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And no I didnt pay

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I love democracy.

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can the tories really get away with swapping out another PM without the pressure mounting for a general election?

>youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw
>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on sconners

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lmfao you're going to lose your commission seat as well. truly a colonial asset of the EU now.

why do you envy the English?

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Johnson is a tranny name. Is Boris a he-bitch?

we own the english.

we're getting a general election now right?

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you don't own so much as a Thomas the Tank Engine safety watch you pitiful little sconner

corbyn won't call a vote of no confidence while he is in negotiations with the government.

>anime
fuck off virgin

you envy based Corbyn don't you?

i envy the better corbyn

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fuck this is so bullshit
i'm not a virgin

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wouldn't solve anything.

the problem is that the largest group of swing voters think the UK has magic powers that let us ignore economics.

of course once in office Boris would just do almost exactly what May is trying to do because it's the only option.

who's that incel?
>anime
>shagger
pick one you cocaineless sconner

Only 1 day left. Just a bit longer.
Don't do this. No, don't...
Fuck!

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>thinking he's a big boi because he does a bit of coke
literally everyone does drugs fag no need to talk about it

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You lads are never getting out, are you?

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Illegal. Provided we're members we retain all our power. That's why Macron was close to vetoing the extension. The only alternative is ripping up the treaties, further fanning the flames of euroskepticism across Europe.

why are you pretending you take drugs, attend parties or have sex you anime nonce?

this lad's never been out in his life

>pretending

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you envy based Macron

>t. LARPcel sconner

Yup, everyone does

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Brexit on hold forever until parliament succumbs to May's shitty deal and we get locked into their fucking standards.

you're being blagged by a LARPing brincel you sconner
he's never had so much as a Tums

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All you have to do is not reply
Why is this so fucking hard for you

>using the term incel
>has done coke once and brags about

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>implying I'm not on coke right now
newfag sconner

we'll leave, but the leavers will blame the EU for any consequences and slowly switch to blaming immigrants directly like in the US.

lol

reminder

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Peter Hitchens has never attended a party nor taken cocaine

it's fun

He probably did during his Trotsky days.

sounds like a LARP t b h kid

Inb4 in 6 months we have another 6 month extension

Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?

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No. This is all just larping before they hold another referendum or revoke article 50 outright

I want to sniff your hair and tell you everything is going to be ok

if you trade with someone you have to abide by standards no matter what. all financial exchanges have to be agreed by both sides.

So it's basically generational purgatory.
The eternal Anglo struggle is real

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Shouldn't you be sinking tinnies and boshing sniff?
>LARPcel accuses others of LARPing
lmao
>sniffing hair
>not cocaine
sconner

good to see you're still around though mate, has rightly ever returned and does rimmer still post?

What problems do modern brits face that are NOT caused by immigrants? There's the obvious stuff like administrative fuckery caused by being in the EU, but if you left, what would remain? Legit question, I don't really know what crises are going on in the UK besides the NHS and housing thing.

Rightly - unknown
Rimmer - yes he's here often posting anonymously

>>sniffing hair
>>not cocaine

Maybe his hair's made from cocaine, didn't think of that did ya eh, did ya, eh?

ah cool desu

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Does anyone know if I can run facebook ads without having to link my ad manager account to my personal profile?

No, you can't do that, Joe Biden.

that sconner LARPcel's not got hair nor cocaine and neither do you

Yes and since only 6% of UK businesses do any trade with the EU whatsoever, they would have to continue abiding by EU standards as far as their trade with the EU is concerned. Under May's deal, the remaining 94% are also bound by their rules and regulations indefinitely - and we don't even have a representative making said rules.

can someone give me the rundown on what happened today? did May get what she wanted and what does it mean?

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me IRL

based Tezza styled on brinnies ebin style

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What the fuck is going on over there honestly?
I entered college the year you voted to leave and I've since graduated and you still haven't left.

Most immediate problems could be fixed by having fewer people, i.e. immigrants. The underlying issues as to why we "need" more people are problems we all face, like the ponzi scheme that is pensions and social security, and the creating money out of debt magic trick.

Paypigs gonna pay

Britain refuses to leave, meanwhile the EU is slowly neutering british influence in the body in order too stifle and possible sabotage action. if things carry on as they are the UK will become an overseas territory in the same vain as Puerto Rico

I thought the whole point of leaving was that we didn't have a have representation or had any say in the rules to begin with?

May wanted an extension to June 30th.

EU wanted something much longer, over a year.

Macron threw a fit because he's afraid of a Euroskeptic PM replacing May and fucking with the EU internally, and our involvement in Euro elections bringing in more euroskeptic MEPs.

EU managed to talk him down from vetoing the extension and agreeing on a compromise of Oct 31.

Can is kicked further down the road for no apparent reason since May is still PM, her deal has been rejected 3 times by Parliament and the EU refuses to change the deal. Now we have to vote in the EU parliament elections three years after we voted to leave it. So we sit around with our thumbs up our arses for the next six months until either they're confident they can win a second referendum or they request another extension.

>t. sconners

Yes but the point was also to actually leave it.

Reminder that if the UK ends up remaining, this is Britain's future.

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Is there any chance of a boycott? Only Remoaners would want to vote in EU election

that's is an argument for staying in, not for leaving without a deal.

the EU is the largest foreign trading partner we have. only 6% of businesses trade with the EU because most businesses don't involve themselves in foreign trade, so any % is going to sound small.

all businesses will have to abide by any trade deal we sign with any country, because that's how trade deals work. regulation has to be economy-wide to prevent smuggling.

God bless you coke-poster! Your posts really brighten my day.

lol one of the points leave ran with is that the EU was too restricitve when it came to trade and movement of people outside of the EU (which is why many socialists vote for leave.)

So do we have representation and a say in the rules or don't we?

a boycott of what?

Working more closely with Africa and India is exactly what Brexiteers have repeatedly said they want though.

>you have two options
>one where you're the EU's bitch
>the other, you're the Duo's bitch but you get to vote some useless politicians so it feels like you're accomplishing something
>there are no other options, we'll keep extending the deadline

this is an absolute joke, the fact that the Tories voted for Theresa May, a Remainer, to lie through her crooked British teeth about achieving Brexit while negotiating a deal that is essentially EU membership lite

How long until a general election is called and both parties promise a second referendum if they're elected?

yeah, and Boris Johnson, the tory base's favorite, isn't even anti-immigration. the country is fixated on memes over reality.

If there's no brexit, couch-potato brexiteers would rather stay home or go on vacation rather than take part in another pointless election.
Don't kid yourself. The brexit wave just hit an immovable object, and it's May. If any of them still care, it'll only be a protest vote. That's all

I just read Merkel's comments from yesterday night. She said the Brits have now until the end of October to sign the deal. (Yes, the deal that's been rejected three times.) And she said that at the end of October, the EU will discuss this (an extension) again.

Meaning the EU is apparently willing to kick the can down the road seemingly forever, and it's now up to the UK to either sign the deal or to leave on their own without a deal.

The ball is in Westminster's court.

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who is the Duo?

> all businesses will have to abide by any trade deal we sign with any country

No they don't you nitwit. Only companies which sell into that country have to abide by their rules, and only insofar as the products they are selling into said country. Iceland has a free trade deal with China. Do you think they have regulatory alignment?

> the EU is the largest foreign trading partner we have

Which is why it'd be wise to have a FTA with them after we leave. It isn't wise to merge our country together with them. If you want to do that, why not go big dick and join the United States? They owe their origins to us, have cultural and linguistic compatibility, similar legal traditions and a proper constitution. They have a bigger market and the most powerful military on the planet. Why not do that instead? Because it's retarded.

A boycott by leave voters would result in 100% remain supporting MEPs
The media and government would then spin this as tacit approval for remaining

well it would at least be up to UK voters to vote for a government that increased immigration, not bureaucrats from brussels. i don't think the UK have an appetite for more immigrants.

You can have trade without free movement

>THIS PROVES THE EU IS WEAK AND WE ARE STRONG -- leave voters

I'm a bit confused but does the EU expect the UK to sign May's current deal with no changes? Or can May change it up to create a better more attractive deal for the HoC?

just leave on WTO terms mate, fuck them

should have been done ages ago tbqh

As has been said by all EU parties involved since December - negotiations are over. The deal is final. No, the Brits can not change it. The EU has made quite a few concessions towards the UK, and the deal that's on the table is as good as it's ever going to get.

>31 October

Sound comfy, hope i've got a gf by then ha ha

the deal isn't going to change at all, the eu will just keep giving extensions if they are asked for. they have us by the balls due to the incompetency of our government

UKIP or the Brexit party?

At least now we get European elections and we can vote in Sargon of Akkad for the memes.

>Only 5 And A Half Months Til Brexit
Damn it'll be winter by then, which means it won't be summer anymore, how depressing