Ask a man who woke up 5 years in the past today anything...

Ask a man who woke up 5 years in the past today anything. Was gonna post on X but I mainly wanna focus on political because ALOT of shit goes down in the next few years.

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Go on

Got any proofs, aside from the trips?

what's the biggest event in the next 5 years, mr larper? what day does it happen?

In the intervening 5 years, how many cocks did you take up your ass?

Just unlucky he woke up the day he shit the bed.
Groundshart Day

Nice, nice...

I love larpers. So who wins the 2020 US election. Also most famous person to die in the next 5 years

Checked though. Could be real.

Bitcoin price?

What happens to Assange?

>209597333
yang 2020?

why are memeflaggots always such niggers?

No proof. Like I literally woke up in my old bed as an 18 year old today. I checked the date and sure enough it's April 11th 2019. Im currently in my old room right before I went off to college. At first I thought it was a prank but how would I magically appear 300 miles east overnight. It's all so fucking mind boggling and scary. Idk why the first fucking place I go is Jow Forums.
Eh. Every fag on here has larped at one point and wrote the whole "believe me or dont idc shtick" I'm just here to give my account

do the pedophiles get exposed? do we kill em?

>Idk why the first fucking place I go is Jow Forums.

Does Jow Forums still exist?

Do the kikes win?

WW3? American Civil War?

Trump wins the second election surprisingly. It essentially kicked off a shitstorm. Will go into more detail if you wish.

Hmm, who was the Dem nominee? Did the Senate go to the dems?

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I don’t want that good guy to win again fuck

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Pedophiles become rampant the next couple years, it becomes accepted by most of the left but essentially divides them a good bit, causing many to leave the democratic party and so on.

>dk why the first fucking place I go is Jow Forums.
you should go for sports betting or something like that, silly

Elizabeth Warren actually makes it. Yang drops out because so many hate him.

I would do anything to wake up five years ago. Maybe I could stop myself from ruining my life and alienating everyone I ever known.

*goy

Why not Biden? he’s ahead by a long way right now

Yeeeeeah about that. I wouldnt be on Jow Forums if I was active in sports.

What video games come out at E3?
Does spider man 4 happen?

Any happenings?

Shit LARP.

Do you have future memes?

What's BTC price development over the next 5 years?

we could have guest that our selfes,
got any thing more specific ? like whats his election speech or did he build the fucking wall?

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You should be ashamed at how bad you are at larping.

Do not listen to this fool, I truly came from the future of 2024. Ask and ye shall receive

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Essentially he has a scandal, a former secretary or some shit comes out about being felt up by him or some shit I think? Also the scandal about him being weird around young girls comes into play. It essentially puts him out of the race against Warren and trump
Ik it sounds cliche but yeah. Seeing as he was always touchy felt with young girls I believe it.Details are fuzzy because it happened in 2020 and that was 4 years ago but yeah.

Why does my peepee come out yellow

I have the same feels bro

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At least be interesting mister Larp

You need to drink more water

Has borderlands 3 come out yet? I legit cannot remember. Cyberpunk 2077 comes out in late 2020 but didn't live up to my expectations.

What's the next big happening?

Is the apocalypse happening?

I was willing to play along until this fake ass BS.

are you a nigger?

Did the queen die?

Will there be Chinese-American war?

Essentially, and ik it sounds retarded because everyone's talking about it, but after trump gets reelected "civil war 2" breaks out but it's not really a war between two sides it's multiple factions that have similar values on the right and left committing acts of domestic terrorist between them.

I know this is a shitty larp because no one gives a shit about borderlands 3

Brexit?
Does it happen?

I actually drink quite a lot. It's the vitamins I take that turn it so yellow.

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Brexit hasn’t happened in any timeline.

Sorry to break it to you, bong.

sneed and formerly pilled

Nah. But the economy does crash eventually in 2021 due to America being so impoverished by the civil war. There was big talk of adopting the fucking EURO of all things. Seriously. But nah we essentially went through a horrible depression that we were struggling to get out of up until the time I shifted back.

Hey, I woke up 8 years in the past last night and let me tell you - OP is a faggot.

Hey OP

Will we ever get a good Fallout game?

You said that being pedo was alright to left in the future. How is that bad for Biden then?

Also.....

Can you post cp in Jow Forums in the future?

fucking LULZ

The put it off and put it off but eventually they join the European union or whatever I think? I didnt keep up with non American politics because there was so much going on. I actually could'nt tell you much about Brexit. All I know is I think they caved in or some shit. Didnt give the people what they want.

you can't even larp in an interesting OR believable way

Do me a favor, go into your bathroom and check the medicine cabinet and look for a drug caled "Haloperidol" and take a fist full of that. Fucking wackjob..

Im from 2012

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I woke up 11 years in the past and you are an even bigger faggot.

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Not yet I suppose
I'll throw a lesser happenings but still good. Sanders elected, but dies shortly after with Nina Turner becoming first woman president. North Korea falls apart but there's still an ongoing problem with what to do with the territory between China and South Korea/US. Want more?
(((No))))

Also the other fag larper says the pedos take over the left and split the dem party. This is wrong, the two parties as of 2024 are much more stable than they have been since the 2016 election

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So do we get a good Fallout game?

The only question that matters

There was talks of another fallout set in the Mojave but Bethesda didnt really do anything after the economy crash in 21. I think they lost alot of money or something. All I know is they havent released a full game since the shit log that is 76.

Is the Empire of a Thousand Suns well established in the future?

Obama cum.

???!

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>So who wins the 2020 US election.
The Jews. Next.

B-but what about urhgghg outer pfftttt worlds pfttft braaaappppp

Yeah I agree with the others. You cant RP for shit.

What does the future say, gay nigger from space?

>(((No))))

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No. There's still a strong Fallout 2 modding scene if you like the originals. If you played and liked Fallout of Nevada, then you'll get to play some pretty good rusky made Fallout games. 3 more with one coming out in the near future. Fallout 6 has been teased though, looks great but will probably play like shit
Don't worry, I'm not a goyim

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I'm going outside. I figure I've answered enough. In actuality Its sort of a blessing to be sent back. I'm going to actually leave the thread and try and enjoy life again. It's a breath of fresh air getting out of the shithole that is America in 2024. I'll answer one final question.

Any scientific breakthroughs?

How’s japan

Fusion power plants is hardline due in 6 months
you should EASILY be able to recall if Fusion technology is being ramped up to commercial use 5 years from now

They attempt to start 3d printing organs actually in late 2020, but have a problem with patients rejecting them. Thank you all for listening to my tale. I'm gonna go get a fucking $1 cheeseburger from McDonalds or some shit. It's amazing how cheap food is now compared to in 2024. Goodbye, all.

You nigger, is Japan ok?

Who's winning the civil war?

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Japan is mostly black in 2024, but doing ok

Did we build the wall? Is Israel still around?

What year was it when you realised you were a mongoloid?

Nice capris you basedboy.
See you in the DZ.

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You said the american economy crashed, how are burgers so expensive in the future compared to now? You are a retard, at least put some effort.

What kind of memes are on 4chsn in the future? Have pepe and wojak gone away, stayed the same, or evolved?

Fucking checked

failed larp tho

Biggest company in 5 years from now
Most expensive stock
What happened to immigration crisis
Any more nazi terrorist like new Zealand you got Billie eilish nudes
Pewdipie's kid boy or a girl
Next terrorist attack
How does infinity war end
>Shit larp desu

Does Corbyn get in?

Checked af

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who wins the 2020 election?

What events will happen in the next 30 days?

What's the top 5 economic giants
India china japan tiwan or korea

Who won the indo china economic war

Did indian became the 3rd largest economy after china and japan

Garbage slide thread, meme flag cherry on top. Fuck you and the faggots who replied without saguing.

India is literally a shithole and you have a gaping anus on your flag. Fuck off this is a whites only Mongolian basket weaving forum.