Hey bros need some help is it true you cant get a bigger dick naturally, is this shitty world really that unfair...

bump again fags

The stem cell stuff isn't real. They don't work that way.

so there is literally no way to improve that aspect

Stop worrying about things you cannot change. You get what you get, or you get a sex change.

nobody cares about your dick size except you, what a shit thread.

So then how am i supposed to woo the girl of my dreams?
If were being realistic we both kno thats bs

Woo, there’s your answer, date Asian girls.

Unironically, im not into asians, but i do thank you for your post, ive been bawling and your post gave me a light kek and brief moment of joy

I mean, you're literally going to have to just suck it up and stop crying at some point. You know you can't change it. If you can't change something, I guess in theory you could continue crying about it until you commit suicide: I recommend against this. You worry about things you can change. You can learn the metagame of oral sex, and make sure the girl cums before you put your "disappointing" member out. She'll be in heaven too long for her to "laugh" at you.
Also, is almost certainly a falsified scenario.

I don't assume anything. I can say with no doubts in my mind that you are a patent basket case with no reign over your emotions whatsoever. Whatever you tell yourself to get through the day is on you.

Keep being a size queen, though. It's gotten you this far, after all.

So my choice is to either off myself or put my mouth on used up cooch, how tf is that fair? And how was that scenario falsified, what do i gain from telling you an embarrassing moment

>my choice is to either off myself or put my mouth on used up cooch
Natural selection at its finest. Those who cannot adapt are culled. You are a very whiny man. You will be left behind if you don't adapt. Everyone has a hard fucking life. Some people have a fucking micropenis. Some people are incels. Suck it up and adapt. It will suck less.

>WAAAAH the post

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Man, I fap to shadbase and I sit at 6.7 inches comfortable and still manage to have more balls than you.
No woman wants to prop up a man who can't even stand up on his own two feet.

Im a basket case because my dick size is a problem? And that apparently makes me unstable emotionally? What is that logic
And how does that make me a size queen if women didnt have a prob with my size then i wouldnt care but when you get laughed out of the bedroom it really fucks you up
> Natural selection at its finest
I dont wanna or care about passing on my genes i just want to feel the pleasure of a woman
>Those who cannot adapt are culled
Do you kno how hard ive worked, i busted my ass day in and day out getting fit and looksmaxxing just so i could get attention from the opposite gender , i went from a fat fuck to an adonis, just so i could get laughed at for my dick size literally coping so i dont off myself so dont fucking talk to me about adapting

I wont lie that did come out whiny but at least im being real who tf wants to settle
Bro what this post wasnt relevant to me at all, wat was ur point

you're a faggot
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>laughed out of the bedroom
You shouldn't have entered if leaving was going to cause you such duress. Adults are not held to the same low standards as teens. Grow up.
>So that makes me a basket case?
Yes. Taking a loss so deeply that you come here to wage internet arguments is indeed exactly the kind of thing a basket case would do.

There's nothing I can say to help you until you recognize that the help you need is not penis enlargement.

post body or LARP

My point was that a man who is in such dire need of female validation will never get it. It's sour grapes, honestly.

You need to figure out how to produce your own satisfaction in life. Even assuming you land a chick, this externalized validation, raison d'etre, it's going to burn you no matter what.

People can't sustain that kind of relationship. Both parties have to be independent being in their whole, or else one side is bucking up for the other.

How was i supposed to know i was going to be leaving in duress tho, thats literally retard logic
And im pretty sure statistically adult males have performance anxiety even when theyre slightly above average which is the length im around, you may have never experienced these probs cause u were gifted and i pray no man ever does

>know
You're on your own cuff if you can't foresee the possibility and have a contingency plan. I bet you get caught flat-footed in a lot of walks of your life, don't you?

Look, if you can't handle the game, don't play it. If it makes you feel any better, it was just one size queen and you don't have to live your whole damn sex life by her judgements. There's even a chance she was just trying to troll you because you spurned her in some way. She could be sick in the fucking head.
Whatever the case, this shit-- all this bitching, all this whining, all this sad-- is a waste of your damn time and your circular arguments are making it a waste of every poster's, too.

You think i give a fuck if you think im larping ive got bigger probs than worrying about some homo who wants to see another guys body if im larping.
Im not looking for a relationship i just wanna fuck without being judged

You'll never get there being this much of a soppy bitch. If one failure is all it takes to send you to Jow Forums with your tail between your legs, you're fucked already.

I like to think im a very 20/20 hindsight guy ive oft got outta tricky situations just by planning ahead, and i was confident in that scenario (btw that was my first run in as im still a virgin) but nothing couldve prepared me for how brutal that ordeal was gonna be

So then how do i regain my confidence and not fuck up wen i get close to scoring

real talk dawg, like i said, nobody really gives a shit about your dicksize except for you. this bitch that rejected you has given you no thought at all since then, while you've been obsessing over it. Your dick is gonna be small/average for the rest of your life, get used to it. By the by, the dick actually does very little for pleasuring the vagina, as most sexual pleasure comes from the clitoris for women, and the actual vagina is relatively insensitive, to the point that sexual stimulation from a penis is actually just a byproduct of rubbing against the 'roof' of a pussy, thereby indirectly stimulating the clit, so get good with your fingers buddy.

Its not that im obsessing over this bitch, i couldnt give 2 fucks about that thot, its more so if im almost there again and the same thing happens, i dont wanna be finnesed outta my just deserts, nd i got game with my fingers but im not so sure thats all true theres alotta nerve endings in the vaginal canal that can be stimulated

pics or it didn't happen

Bro is Jow Forums just fulla faggots now or some shit

Are you telling me you're not interested in seeing a penis that's 6 inches long and as thin as a pencil? That sounds like a medical anomaly.

literal pencil? Have you measured yiur girth?

Im op tard and yes it is a medical anomaly and no i wont post my shame for your entertainment if that were the case id just go to soc and plus adv is a blueboard newfag

I mean ive never measured my girth but its plain as day to how skinny it is

Bright side: Way more likely to be allowed up a lady’s bum.

Dude if I was a girl I would be like "yo stick that shit in my nose and see if it comes out my mouth". Whole nother way of deep throat, like hawking up a dick loogie.

I'm just saying there's probably someone out there that digs that shit. Having an average dick sucks, baby dick sucks, but medical anomaly dick? I wanna see a porno where you're signing the declaration of indickpendance with that pencil dick. That sounds awesome, I'd pay to see that shit.

If i wanted anal id just be a faggot and thats even if she could get past my abnormal dick, nice dubs tho

Your post gave me a good kek if you hadnt have made me laugh at myself i'd've insulted you

so can we see it now or what??? don't make me beg

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If youre pic related sure, but adv is still a blueboard so oh well

Are you stupid? Your dick is bigger than mine and I have no problems at all.

I dont think u guys get it im fine with my length, wat really fucks me is my girth it makes my 6 look like 4, and if you dont mind me askin what you packin and have girls given you shit?

There's no way you have a 2 inch circumference, actually measure it. Then we'll tell you how bad it is. Average is about 4.5 inches.

It literally is on a good day maybe itd be a 2.5 and it makes my dick look a lot smaller than it is

Impossible, a dick like that just structurally doesn't work. You'd have snapped it in half by accident.

Thats what the fuck i said

It's a funny larp, but pick a more realistic girth next time.

Let’s see it then you fucking pussy Jesus Christ COUGH IT THE FUCK UP NOW

Bro do you think i would tell my embarrassments and share my insecurities for a shitty larp for starters what do i gain from that and secondly this isnt even my main board and lastly if i wanted to bait and larp i could make up some better shit than this this is my sad reality unfortunately

Looks smaller than it is? No it's just smaller than you wish it was.

Bro this is a blue board and do you think i wanna share my shame plus even if i wanted to i couldnt i have porn induced ed which u wouldve known had u read earlier posts

Bro i could have a .5 dick and not care if it satisfied women

>Bro do you think i would tell my embarrassments and share my insecurities for a shitty larp

If it's a larp then those aren't your insecurities because it's fake

You kno what i meant yea obv if it was a larp they wouldnt be real but this really is my life and if fuckin haunts me everyday man id at least try to make it funnier if it was a larp

It's pretty funny.

Im glad my misfortune entertains you faggot

Maybe you could fuck someone and they wouldn’t notice?

I guess but the point is i want them to notice

Ok, I checked it out. 2.5" circumference is about as thick as a tube of lipstick, or a whiteboard marker. Absolutely impossible.

Measure and get back

How much of a faggot do you have to be to be laughed at for having a dick 6.5 inches long? Trust me, your dick size is the least of your worries. Hoping this is bait

The girth though, it's skinny as a magic marker.

this, op here, kinda glad to see this thread is still up
its not my length its the girth, as ive stated multiple times it makes my dick look a lot smaller than it is, and i wish this was bait too man
>Absolutely impossible.
obviously not man, like some other user stated its a medical anomal, speaking of medical tho ive scheduled an appointment with my pcp and if they cant help me or recommend a urologist who can i might actually end it

Someday it will be possible, long after we are dead

thats not helpful now tho user

Yeah, un idk about that, but once i started gettin some coochie, my dick got massive. I went from 5in on hard to 8in now.

I’m calling bullshit. A 2.5 inch (6.35 cm) circumference is incredibly rare, if not impossible. It’s obvious that this is bait since you keep making excuses not to post photographic evidence, but on the off chance it’s not, go see a doctor.

Source on chart: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/bju.13010

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are you being for real or just fucking with me, that literally sounds impossible,but then again my dick defys odds too, so who am i to say what real and whats not

then im in the small percentile, an adv is a blue board wouldnt i get hit with a suspension and plus why would i post something im ashamed of online as far as seeing a doc ive scheduled an appointment for the 13th im prety sure youre not reading the thread if you told me that

No, it’s not the “small percentile.” Can you read the chart? Your supposed girth is in the 0th percentile. That means no one has ever been recorded to have the same girth as you, and you hold the world record. Next time make your larp more believable
And obviously there are other ways to post your dick pic besides directly putting it ITT, but you’re either b8ing or really stupid so you don’t do it.

honestly idc if you think this is a larp this is a very real prob i have and im trying to find a way to fix it if you think its a larp or b8 just dont respond, and as far as finding other ways obv there is but if i wanted to post my shame id just go to soc so they could rate it what would i need to come to this board for to do that please think a lil bit more next time you post and you telling me that my dick is holding a record for being small in girth is not helping bro

Dude just give up. You have no evidence for your literally impossible claim. Shitposting is fun but you gotta know when to bow out gracefully

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Is it 6.5 centimeters or inches ?

i wouldnt be going this hard if it was a shitpost, if it were i wouldve peacefully aceppted that ive been outed its part of the fun, but this is my real life and i have to deal with this 24/7 what do i gain from lying about this its not even that funny

length is 6.5 maybe a bit more if im really hard inches and girth is about 2.5 inches

Measure your fucking dick to be sure. 2.5 inch circumference is hard to believe

>i wouldnt be going this hard if it was a shitpost
you really think nobody goes to these lengths to shitpost? kek this is amateur hour.

like i said even if i did want to measure and take a pic for yall currently i have porn induced ed and im on no fap but that doesnt seem to be fixing it

>more excuses
this troll doth protest too much

bro watever idc, at this point i think youre trying to troll me if you arent gonna help just stop responding

There's nothing we can do to help. How can we grow your dick? We can't. No one can. It's a problem that can't be solved. At this point we're just curious and want to marvel at your supposedly pencil-like peen

you lose wight, right?

so you just wanna laugh at my misfortune, piss off you faggots

So is this about right?

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literally yes,except i have foreskin and body is more fit and maybe a lil longer if it were drawn to scale

That's nuts. You need to post a pic, OP

no fuck off, and if youd actually read the thread i couldnt even if i wanted to ive stated multiple times already that i have porn induced ed if i took a pic you just see my flaccid dick which ironically does look like a micro penis

Don't mutilate yourself.

Quit porn then post your dicc

never, im not mentally ill
no shit, ive been on no fap for a couple weeks now and it doesnt seem to be helping