GIOYC / Get It Off Your Chest

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Ubi amor ibi dolor.

So all these weird opportunities keep appearing. Ya know what: I AM TAKING THEM ALL!!

Let's see how it happens. Maybe nothing will happen. Maybe something awesome. If it ends in fail at least I can say "Oops: I accidentally the whole thing."

Time to ride this pony until it drops!

For my 11:11 wish, I wish I was based.

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Damn, this really sucks.

Lost all my romantic prospects.

Oh well. Guess I'll get properly fucked up tonight. I wasn't drinking for awhile there too. Then I found out they all actually dislike me.

God dammit

Endangered species, domesticated animals and megafauna are off limits

>based
Wish i knew what that means.

I just cooked a frozen burrito and took a bite, and it was empty. Not just light, but completely empty. I was just eating an empty tortilla. And then, for some reason, I kept eating it.

Cool.

Maybe they found out about each other

I'm not as cucked as you think d00ds,I can't believe some of the shit I've gotten away with. I hope this destroys your life.

Well, if you happen to still be there reading this shit and you still give a fuck... I’m here to tell you that I’ve thought it over and I’ve decided to back off from you. I’ve realized that you really are not worth going to prison or dying for. So I’m backing down. Congratulations, you crazy fucking chick. You won the fucking war. I suppose that there’s nothing else that I can say to you other than to have a wonderful fucking day and wonderful fucking life.

I was hoping to get an apology from you in person, but it looks like you’re just too much of a damn coward to apologize to my face. I would try to go find where you’re staying at but I’m pretty sure that either you or your friends would call the cops on me if they ever saw me anywhere you guys again. Knowing you, you probably won’t even get around to apologizing to me for another decade. Probably never. I’m not going to wait for your apology for that long. I’ve already waited over a year and gotten nothing from you. So. What-the-fuck ever.

I guess that now I need to go find something else to do to keep me entertained for the next thirty years or so. I should probably return this sledgehammer that I bought from Home Depot. I was going to use it to break into your home, but that shit ain’t worth the trouble.

You are seriously the weirdest, craziest, smartest, scariest fucking chick I have ever known. I bet that if you really wanted to you could fuck up my life real bad. I’m surprised that you haven’t done so already. So I’m just staying the fuck as far away from you as possible. Holy fuck. And to think that you were never even my girlfriend. I can already imagine how much of a fucking nightmare you would’ve been if you were my girlfriend.

And now because of you I will never be able to trust anyone who works in your field ever again. Thank you for that. I must have some serious bad juju to have ever ended up with someone like you.

Fare thee well, ya’ crazy fucking bitch.

eh, It was a fun distraction I guess. Other fish in the sea and whatnot.

I'm sure their lives will be just fine internet person

>I'm sure their lives will be just fine internet person
who cares? That's the great thing about this I'll never see any of those fucker again

cool man, glad it worked out

Real talk I lose, because the shit they get away I couldn't come close to
It's unbelievable. But I still managed to do some shit and get away with it so there. I'm not kind of person but I have a sense of dignity.

yeah, same to you too.
yesterday it felt like I was about to fucking die like so close to my death bed because of how sick I am. my health is perfectly normal at the time and everyone is starting to think im possessed for the last few weeks.

you're a nightmare and I think you scarred me for life. let's agree to never meet again or you'll end up sending me to my grave early especially that death is the very thing I don't want in my life and congrats that you've triggered it by acting like a saint when we talked when you're actually a demon in disguise who does human sacrifice for fun.

See you in therapy, just kidding I still want to see daylight.

and no, I don't think it's paranoia like every angry mob in my house and neighborhood says
you could actually kill and torture me because why not?

my entire life is a torture already but im not gonna write an elliot rodgers autobiography since some people think im just whining about the situation. just know how much I fear pain that I almost stabbed myself with a kitchen knife just to avoid being tortured

People don't understand the level of psychotic adherence I have to rules and regulations.

Also I just don't have enough nerve for anything cool, that's why I'm cringy.

>I'll post this here because no-ones cares. Natural selection is alive and well, if you're weak you get thrashed and left for dead by life. I hurts when no-one likes you just to come home to get screaming and a beating for no reason. Yeah I'm milking it, I'm an adult now but imagine if I was white or some shit? I'd have literally millions in recompense or some bullshit.

It's beyond ancestral. It cuts through genetics, family, or any other kind of lineage-based interaction like electricity turns you into liquid, and you are a raw, primal nerve, and it is life and death at the same time, and you negotiate it like you dodge the pull of gravity every time you walk upright.

I just walked away from joining the army for the second time in my life and I'm not sure if I made the right decision. There are so many underlying circumstances and situations that it feels me with anxiety to make me panic.

Gf dumped me 10 days and didn't have much success with women since then. I feel hideous even though I know that I'm not ugly

You made the right decision. Army people end up really messed up, even if they make it out in one piece. It's hell on your mental and physical health. Also you get used as pawns whenever there's a budget talk in the government. I'm sorry but veterans' affairs really needs to be it's own brand and not lumped in with the rest of the military.

It's been under a month. Give yourself time to heal. Don't just jump from girl to girl.

Carry on then m8. Maybe try a little harder to not get caught

Constant thoughts of suicide and homicide.

Fuck all of you, you god damn apes.

Is a month a good timetable ? I really want to move on and her being the last person I kissed isnt helping

How old are you?

I'm 20 but I wouldn't want sex right away
Just making out

There’s no way you are 20 yo. I’m thinking middle school age. You can’t be this immature at 20.

How am I immature ? I don't want to fuck strangers I only want to make out with someone and move on with my life

You fuckers are way too new. This is fucking Jow Forums, the bastion of child pornography and other illegal and obscene shit that's always above the law somehow. You weren't around for that shit were you? It was as fucked as you could imagineand this place started a lot of it itself.

The wild west days of the internet are pretty much over my G

Things are pretty tame now. Just Feels guy and Pepe

At least the games between us is over. I still think I love you, I am not sure to be honest, but I don't know what else to call these feelings I have for you, j. Goid bye, good luck, have fun.

You're either autistic or 13.
Probably both.

How the fuck am I autistic

That would be sweet. Why don't people do that?

I really dont know why liking only romantic sex is frowned upon

People are insecure.

Stop, pedo. It is blatantly obvious he is a kid.

Well I'm insecure too because she left me completely unexpectedly
> she breaks up with me
> she contacts me and begs me to take her back while crying
> she expresses annoyance that I didn't care that we break up
> she leaves me 3 days later because she wanted another dude
This shit wasn't good for my confidence and my rejection of a girl after didn't help

You aren't. They are however.

I'm trying to get over my breakup why is everyone an asshole in this particular thread

Are you telling me this shit is still happening? Dear works my nigga. Just literally fucking brutalize the motherfuckers who cross the line so everyone knows what's good. Fucking Asia is one giant shithole

Because people are insecure.

Go to bed

Yeah I guess
You're good guys though

And stop replying to yourself. You look like a dumbass

That depends on how serious your relationship with her was.

He is not replying to himself. Calm your tits, you seem a little insecure.

I'm in a position that I can have lots of sex. I'm in shape, moderately handsome, can be witty, and have a good job.
But I'm afraid to due to my shitty teen and early 20 years.

I feel like I'm too old to fake not being a virgin. It's Friday and I could be out having random sex. And I'd like it.
But I'm getting drunk at home instead because I really don't know how to interact with women in a causal sex way.

>Russia
>the middle East
>India
>China and various Asian people countries
Damn,.you wipe the entire continent off the map and nothing would be lost. Fuck you. Pussies and fucking evil bitches. Try not being shit.

1 year and a half , we've met each others parents , went on vacation together
I'd say it was pretty serious and she was smitten throughout . That's why I didn't expect this shit

I'm sick and tired of the place I work. I finished school and I'm trying to move on, but I'm putting more time into my stepping block job to pay my bills than getting my actual career started. I can't defend myself at my job, if I do I get sent home or written up. If I do anymore I'll probably get fired. I just want to get out of this place, but I don't know if I should switch over to another shitty stepping stone job to get away from my current one, or quit and really try to focus on getting a job that's more suited to my career that I have in mind(welding).

If the West and East went to war right now the East would literally get dick slapped while having and army of less than 1/12th the size. You are fucking cowards.

Just treat them like people
Imagine that you're talking to your friends , that way you'll nail the casual part . Also remember , even if you get rejected it's fine you dont lose anything

School is out for summer. Be back in August.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not all hung up around women. I can be friendly, flirty, whatever.
It's just when sex comes up, I feel the need to run away

I mean the west would have the smaller army and the Russians and chinks are fucking cowards. Come at me Mao and Putin.

Try getting a few drinks in and if you like the girl and she likes you , it will escalate . My first time was kinda scary in the beginning but you'll quickly be at ease

Just admit it goddamn it fucking fake ass cunts

Dude I'm in my 30s. That advice works when you're both 15.
I'm afraid she'll laugh at me. I never want to get laughed at again.

And fuck the middle East in particular
Can you imagine the utter chaos the world would be in if the USA didn't kill all the faggots of the world and youve got nothing but hate
Fuck off man, the past is in the past
You gotta respect the USA for being imperfect but fixing everything nonetheless, on YOUR fucking continent
Damn... You guys have zero respect

Why would she laugh at you ? Sex with strangers is supposed to be awkward since you don't know each other's bodies well enough . She'll literally never know you were a virgin until you tell her

>. She'll literally never know you were a virgin until you tell her
I know you mean well but don't lie.

>tfw you’ll never be so brainwashed to be so blindly patriotic about your country

I hope you’re trolling, you really think America would bomb sand niggas across the globe for the “right thing”?! I know you’re trolling or you must be a NPC

I'm dead serious

I can't even kiss right.
Whoever I have sex with the first time needs to know what I am.
You don't seem to understand that the women that I'd have a chance with are in their 30s or late 20s.
A guy fumbling around trying to find their vagina is going to be obvious.

Ru dumb? Where the fuck is Gaddafi? Or Saddam ? Or Osama? Or fucking ISIL? Or Al-Qaeda? Yeah, the USA had to clean up your shit. Russia's still a third world country, so is India and China is second world according to what they tell us, but if actually know what was really going on, third world hundred percent. You guys need to adopt democracy and non-faggotry right the fuck now. And Europe is only affluent because they don't have to deal with as much shit. Pussies the lot of you. USA vs the entire world would be a breeze for the USA. Fuck you all. Show respect and shut the everloving fuck right up.

Dude just finger her and then put your dick where the finger was . Sex is not hard at all

My fault in thinking a shitty fucking woman would ever be different.

"Get over me. Stop talking to me about your homework, about your school and other stupid shit."

Forgive me world, for thinking that there ever was anyone that would ever give me the time of the day to talk about my daily life or actually share my life with. Forgive me for being a sorry boring ass. Maybe I'm just getting old. You're too young, and want to be free. Stupid of me thinking I was ever something else other than your toy.

Good women are rare but you'll find one

I know physically how to have sex, no fucking shit.
But fucking newsflash, sex is important to people.

I'm going to find a friend to have sex with first. I'm afraid and I god damned need someone who understands that.

I used to listen to rap music but also rock music that was way before my time, just like everyone that had no friends. Good shit becomes a sign of mediocrity at a certain point

Well good luck

Thanks for reply. Im just in a shirt spot in life and didn't have any real plans other than join the Army. I'm trying to figure out how to go back to school while working a decent job. Biggest problems are that I'm sleeping on my grandma's floor and don't have a car. Best assets are that I work at WinCo and I don't pay any bills except for gym and a red light ticket from when I had a car.

Thanks.
I don't have much of an outlet for my personal issues. Guys at work talk about fucking chicks on the weekend and I just nod along.
I'm so fucked up when it comes to sex

cuckholdcuckholdcuckoldcuckoldcuckouldcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck

stop it brain, im trying to be productive!

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nah, they don't fucking exist. In all my time dealing with the opposite sex, I have found out they are the most selfish evil cunts you will ever lay your eyes on. Any kind of "friendship" you may have with them is based around them getting something out of you, if you're ugly, or as a status sign if you have money or are handsome. And don't get me started on the relationship shit, half of the time they don't know what the fuck do they even want and end up cheating on their SOs.

It was my fault opening up to one. I'm non-existent or a piece of shit that may get a pity fuck every once in a while, so why should I be different? The worst you treat women the more they fucking love you, no fucking joke, it's like they're puppies.

Canada supports the United States of America. Fuck you China.

I'd say give it a month. You're really smarting so anyone right now would be used just to waste the taste out your old relationship out of your mouth.

You could try trade school or an apprenticeship. Either one would be cheaper than college and way better for getting a practical job. Either way, get your car back up and running and pay that ticket.

Yellow means stop as a safety measure and always wait 5 seconds at a stop sign before moving on. Both should help you not get another ticket.

Tell me more about how you feel about this J.
Matter of fact give your back story about you and him while I fall asleep. A tale like yours should be interesting because Js are either very bombastic or very boring.

Np hope all goes well
Idk man generalising is a bad thing, it's a good advice to not invest emotionally but there are exceptions
Yeah I'll give it a month thanks dude

Everyone in the East is literal fucking bugman monster. The USA is what I believe in and what I put my trust in, even when they're wrong, they're right. You guys are just pure evil.

generalizing isn't a bad thing. Just get more experiences and you will find out how fucking ugly the world and femoids really are. Give them an inch and they will take a yard. In all my experiences I only have found one nice girl, but she was really ugly.

C I fucking love you like a drug. You make me feel good even without being around you. I always think of you no matter where I go. Even in my dreams you always pop up.

I'm sorry for not being around you much but let me assure you I fucking adore and love you. If I could drop all my shit for a day just to have you to myself, fuck everything else, you and me act like a goddamn Spanish wife and husband, and we act like queens and kings for that entire day, I would do anything to have that. You seem fun enough for me to enjoy that with. You won't hear this though so it doesn't matter. I just admire the thought very much and goddamn it if you were my queen for the day I would be happy enough to last an entire several hundred years.

It's cool B. Love you too.

I never thought the heartbreak would make me this numb.

Some people in my life are telling me to trust my recently surfaced memory fragments. Others aren't. I was in a sort of environment where that could have happened and the effects it would have had on my life make a lot of sense, but it's just unthinkable. Whatever, I'm tired of this being on my mind all if the time. I'm tired of venting on 4chinz too.

welcome to the club. It makes you stronger at least.

She's perfect. Long silky hair. Cute ass, beautiful tits, the sexiest upper lip. But I'm moving for school and also she's taken anyway. Being with her was always just a dream.

She sounds like one spicy jalapeño, haha.

Fuuuuuuuck man I hate everything and everyone. All I want to live today least 83 without too much bullshit. Fuck my life has been so much bullshit so far. Fucking white people. FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE. WHITE PEOPLE DID THIS TOO ME ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DISAGREE CUNT. C'mon pussy, what are you gonna do? You don't fucking know me.

Update: Today's adventure with him was amazing. Not only did he absolutely love his care package, but he also fucked me so good twice after we took a few edibles and I loved all of it (I am a femanon) (and weed makes me so horny too lol) I can't wait to see him again, he's almost too good for me and I love that for us.

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I moved in with my only friend from highschool but he is a simple minded normalfag. Im an autistic weeb who is antisocial and i close myself off when im around him because i don't want to scare him off or for him to reject me for being a degenerate. I'm starting to feel conflicted about living with him because we barely communicate with each other and we are slowly distancing ourselves and i don't know how i feel about any of this shit

call me corpse-senpai from now on because that's all i'll ever be till the end of time. bedridden.

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