Michigan thread

Reminder that all snowniggers will get the rope, i want springtime NOW and you monkey snowniggers aRE FUCKING RETARDED

231 reporting in, from the middle of nowhere

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As somebody that grew up in northern georgia the idea that people would actually want to live in an environment where it snows in fucking april just baffles me
>b-b-but niggers
Lmao. My highschool was 97% white. Just try though

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248 here

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906, son. Stay on your side of the Bridge.

>want to live in an environment where it snows in fucking april
My grandparents settled here because the environment is similar to their homeland but with less tasty reindeer.

Whats that in human temperature? We have -2c.

810 reporting in
still not as bad as last year though desu

screw this weather. The only spot of grass that is visible will soon be covered again.

enjoy your moose

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roughly the same

33 Freedoms is 0.5 Commies. 32 is 0.

right now in Iowa is raining and its 1c out

grade school touGHT ME THIS WAS THE RAINY MONTH

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>hates snow
>lives in Canada
What did Michiganders mean by this?

>i want springtime NOW
too bad. cant take the cold? go back to california.

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I almost hit a moose on my way to Koski Konvience Korner for Trenary once.

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>cant into snownignog michigan banter
back to siberia, proxy leafposter

I'm not the only 23one?
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.

I have family in Kalkaska. They have a place on Log Lake off of US-31 by the golf course.

248 reporting in. Take back the Toledo strip now and genocide all Ohioan subhumans.

Fuck Ohio. 517.

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did you just want a reason to post a bunch of cursed wojaks?

Only if we can tactically nuke Cedar Point and all the cross-eyed carnies that work there first.

>take back Toledo
As an Ohioan, I strongly support this. You Leafs definitely deserve the cultural enrichment of Toledo. And since you entire province is indistinguishable from Detroit, they'll fit right in!

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GOD BLESS THE HURON MOUNTAINS

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586
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master race

I lived in st clair county for a year it was comfy. Worked on farms, rode quads and snowmobiles, drank a lot of beer.

Ferris state reporting in, bulldogs being btfo with light snow and high winds.
You can hear the countrymen in the distance yee-hawing at the clouds to go away

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Washington here. I know how you feel. It's still cold, cloudy, and rainy. Even though it's technically spring.

Oakland country reporting in. We got a thin layer of snow that will be gone tomorrow. My buddy in Minnesota got 11 inches. Move to Florida so you can be with all the ancient people and go to Disney world kek

Michigan is best state.

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Hey neighbor

313, D town, fuck wit me tho. Any good events coming up soon? Need some shit to do

Hey

269 here
Living in Battle Creek sucks
On one hand, I want the city to grow so it's safer and the economy is better. On the other hand, that will almost undoubtedly mean that we end up with more hippie crap like Kalamazoo.

I guess it doesn't matter what I think. Crap's gonna slip even more downhill once Kelloggs leaves.

auburn hills got so much fucking better after the pistons and those basketball americans got the fuck back to where they belong -- in downtown detroit next to the other sports stadiums. fuck yeah. i hate black females on their cellphones driving in this place though. holy fuck. sometimes i imagine how dumb they are

haha. i tried living there for a few months. it didnt work out. i just dont like that area or GR at all

989 reporting in

are ya drunk yet son

Yeah. It's ok for me though since I live in the country but close enough to the town to get whatever crap I need. The city itself is terrible.

I don't drink

cousin found a real nice neighborhood in portage... shit though i hate the wmu college kids lurking nearby

I live in Reno, Nevada. It snowed here on Tuesday morning.

Why not? Drunk Night Swimming in a lake is Pure Michigan.

586 reporting in

Moving back to Kalamazoo from the west coast to go to college there. Haven't been there since I was a kid in 09, how fucked am I?

he lives in bay city bro. trust me you dont want to go swimming there

Howard Winneshiek? That thunder this morning was insane

some of the females are so nice looking yet so drunk and dumb. just be careful

Is that Freighters?

I'm on jewish medication, causes bad reactions when i drink.

fuck bay city and fuck the doctor who put you on that shit. no offense. you should honestly tell him to go fuck himself for putting you on what i assume is an anti depressant

=(33-32)*5/9
=5/9 = ~0.6 C

It isn't rocket science.

Midwest girl is best girl
Midwest girl's big breast girl
German girls high test girls
Midwest world's the best world

I wish i lived in bay city, i live in hemlock. Nah not anti depressants. Anti convulsants, so i am kinda caught between a rock and a hard place if i don't want to seize out.

Glen arbor here, getting consistently assfucked by mother nature

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734 reporting in. Fuck niggers.

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Threadly reminder

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>313
>a nigger
figures

I lived in Georgia and you live a very restricted life.
The south is still largely segregated and you can't go where you want.
In Michigan you get out in the country and the land is the White Man's.
Always liked my Georgiafags but your State is objectively a hot, bug-infested, black hellhole.
Except for like 4 counties in the NorthEast part of the State.
>whiteman was not made for sub-tropical climates

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He's a Tech student or maybe Finlandia.

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734 here

How's the global warming?

Just north of Kzoo, and south of GR. BC is Fucking Coonland and Kzoo is too. The land between the middle of these is good. Too white for blacks to get comfy.

Also 517 here. Coldwater

School is better than Liberal GVSU tho

269 reporting, fuck niggers and fuck Detroit

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WMU is your best bet besides KC. The blondes here are great, but some are race mixers. Keep your eye out. School is fantastic though. The free ride for public schools has overloaded them with nogs however. But they dropout after two semesters anyways.

Is it just me or has Kzoo gotten exponentially worse in the last few years?

He wouldn't know he lives in Plainwell and is too busy with lead psychosis.

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It has definitely, get your CPL. It’ll keep the spooks away. They take advantage of the college kids in the area and aren’t used to pushback. The ideal place to buy land now is a little north of GR. Towards RF.

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Fuck otsego nogs, you probably went to Hopkins you hick lol

GR + Casino = niggers moving south

Good luck boyo

Buy land north of GR towards RF. You’ll be good.

All the executives who bought million dollar mansions in Byron Center are going to have to build a wall

Used to do work for Wayne County and the City of Detroit... Literally is run by nigger women. The bureaucracy hell that is the Wayne County building will amaze you.

Lmao.

My dad lives in 989, be safe.

Truly the best state of the Union (except Detroit)

The best part of Detroit is how it works like a magnet that draws in the nigs and leaving the rest of the state mostly nig free

231/Manistee reporting. Fuck this shit. Still better than florida though.

You forgot about Saginaw and Flint. Neither are like magnets, more like sinkholes sucking down all around them into an eternity of darkness and suffering.

I said mostly, it isn't perfect unfortunately

kalamazoo is literal black hole...so glad i got out of there. most people never leave. one of the highest rates of stds in the state too. im pretty sure a new strain of chlamidia or somthing popped up there in the last few years.

>Saginaw, Flint, Benton Harbor, Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Grand Rapids, Muskegon, Lansing, Jackson
I got bad news for you user.

269 here, you pussies need to man up and throw a damn sweater on
Fuck off with that spring shit, the cold makes my Norse blood boil

Fucking facts. All the people I grew up with there are fucking trapped with no plans on leaving any time soon. I’d feel bad but it’s on them. I found my way out, they can too if they want to

Ann Arbor. There is a church with a black lives matter sign and a gay flag in front of it. That’s how liberal it is here

fuck. all the churches are going in this direction but most not that far yet. they rename churches to female names and bull shit. what a load of crap

one thing i have noticed about auburn hills after the pistons left down is that only the non white people really complain that they left. the white people bite their tongue because they are something like thrilled

*town

Any undercover anons living in downtown ferndale?

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616 Holland reporting in, fuck I miss it back home.

So god damn happy that I have 8 more months on Cuck Island. Stupid military.

Do they still have that awesome ice cream place in Plainwell?

Also Kalamazoo is a total shit hole, fucking horrible place. Even without the nigs people are just rude and look unhappy as hell.

313 white, city of Detroit charges me 70 dollar per month for water

Keep the degeneracy away 248brother.

906 = The real losers of the Toledo War. Make the UP Wisconsin again.