How do I get my girl to let me fuck her ass?

>how do I coerce and manipulate my girlfriend into doing sexual acts she already said she doesn't consent to??
get mad fags

it's really not that great user, plus chances are you'll get shitdick.

t.man who has gotten shitdick more than i'd like to admit.

Anal sex needs lots of preparation from her side.
She needs to do up three enemas before and you need lots lubricant.
This makes it very unromantic as there is no such thing as surprise buttsex without getting shit all over.

You also only feel the sphincter while penetrating her. It is like masturbating with only your thumb and index finger.

tl;dr
Why fuck your girls pooper when there is a perfectly usable vagina right above it?

Poking your cock in feces can lead to very bad infections for you and the person who's feces you are poking.

Let her fuck your ass first

Surely you jest, good sir.
Above?
We are not mere savages.

This has made my monocle fall out of its place.
Of course it will be the other way around if you tell your woman firmly:
"Face down! Ass up! That's the way I like to fuck."

> same feeling easier to get there
So blowjobs are gay too now? Retard!

I think you didn't exactly get his point

Butts smell funny

Ask her to do you first with a dildo

I have a larger than average cock so women always have been highly resistant to anal from me. I’ve managed it with all of them except the one night stands.

Gradient conditioning is the trick. You want her to associate ass play with pleasure. When she is extremely horny is when you want to prep for this. Start by light brushes on her asshole with your finger and tongue when eating her out. Eventually you work a finger in there to test your boundaries. If she has a negative reaction, stop - she wasn’t turned on enough. This may take you a year of working up to anal until she eventually says “you can fuck my ass” or “do whatever you want to me” when you are drunk together or she is extremely horny. That’s code for lube up and get to work. When you get a chance though, make sure you don’t go too fast or she’ll close that hole to you forever.

Personally I am not big into anal, just getting my way and dominating a woman in every way. The above has always worked for me and I get audible gasps and comments about the size of my dick (you should be a porn star) when they see it so warning them up to the idea of sticking it in their ass is not easy.

Wtf? No it doesn't.

I've had tons of anal sex without preparation. It depends on the woman.
If she's a messy pooper, a single enema is good. Just use a squirter and it's fine.
For lube, just spit. That's all you need, and it works great. If that's too disgusting for you, use whatever oil you have, massage variants work great.

The important thing is to get her to relax her sphincter. This is easiest if you make her cum once or twice first, then she'll be seriously relaxed. After that, put it in her butthole slowly and carefully. Don't ram it in, let her adjust step by step. The ass is much slower than the pussy for this, so take it slow, even when you are inside. Let her adjust step by step.
If you do it this way, she'll probably enjoy it a lot. Every woman so far I've done anal with has enjoyed it a great deal, with harder orgasms than from the pussy. But you have to make sure that you do it right, otherwise it will hurt.

I have the opposite problem, how do I get my girl to fuck me in the ass? 99% sure she'll run for the hills as soon as I bring it up.

>It'll be so quick you won't even notice

Faggot

his point was retarded.
>anal is gay because guys have assholes too.
non sequitur

I just kept licking and eating my girls asshole until she started loving it then fingers and then dick. Baby steps OP.

Just do it. I forced anal on my wife for the first couple of times, until she got used to it and now even likes it. Remember to lube up and go slow. I did it from the side, so she couldn't wiggle her way out

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Any tips for getting her to do ass to mouth?

Stop watching porn