HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ISRAEL'S SPACE PROBE CRASH LANDED INTO THE MOON AND LOST COMMUNICATION.
THE MAIN ENGINE MALFUNCTIONED RIGHT BEFORE LANDING.
IRAN HACKED THE PROBE AND SABOTAGED IT RIGHT BEFORE IT TOUCHED DOWN.
PRESS S TO SPIT ON ISRAEL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ISRAEL'S SPACE PROBE CRASH LANDED INTO THE MOON AND LOST COMMUNICATION.
THE MAIN ENGINE MALFUNCTIONED RIGHT BEFORE LANDING.
IRAN HACKED THE PROBE AND SABOTAGED IT RIGHT BEFORE IT TOUCHED DOWN.
PRESS S TO SPIT ON ISRAEL
that's the cover story. It landed just normal and it's taking all the picture of those aliens on the moon and only bibi gets to see them.
Earth is flat and space isn't real.
My ass cyber attacks
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I don’t know why it’s funny when we payed for it
its prv fund
>Laughs in Persian
I spit on you, your religion, your people, your parasitical excuse for a country, and your master Satan. All kikes go back to hell with a hole in the head or a noose around their neck.
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whatever "nigger"
Monkey "fuck(er)"
your an idiot and not only dat
your ugly now give me a shekel
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God your english sucks, go learn how to speak english instead of sucking off babies you filthy fucking kike
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thanks bruh nasa put'd a muslim inside brehshit
Maybe they should have had the black hole girl code for them.
This is like a live action shot of Trump's twitter feed.
kakkakakakk kak
not a kike
a KAKI
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Parasite
ftfy
Can Jews take any personal responsibility?
Kike at the controls dropped a penny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WE WON
>incompetent apes behind the wheel of space probe
>crashes it, destroying it instantly
WAAAAAAAHHHH!!! D-DADDY US! IRAN DID IT!!!
SCHLOMO BTFO
THE MOON IS STILL US CLAY
Fuck Israel and fuck the Jewish people
Thats the brice for being a shill for the most aggressive evil psychopathic racist tribe on this earth. You suck in all other things like a negro.
...good job iran!
>any target
>anywhere
>cant even hit the big old moon right
oh, i get the grift now. there was no actual probe. lol jews.
good god, i mean, sure their government might be meh, but good lord, this is ridiculous, besides the fact that they're Shiites, the only branch of Mohammedanism that is somewhat okay, unlike Sunni jihadist Saudis who allied themselves with Israel
seconding this
AHHH I get it now. You kikes made that piece of shit and skimped on all the difficult landing procedures because that would have cost way more just so you could hit the moon and get some prize money. And you wonder why people hate you?
>jews try to claim victory over an technicality
So predictable
>it was a cheap scam to grab American shekels from "international" fund
>doesnt even make it
>still demands price
you cant make that shit up
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May Israel be destroyed in a war tomorrow.
Lmfao. This a million fucking times. These kike rats will be driven out of Palestine and subjected to the same perils they inflicted on the people in the middle east.
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