Israel tried to land a spacecraft on the moon. The engine cut out a few kilometres above the surface and the craft smashed into the moon WITH NO SURVIVORS.
JEWISH SPACECRAFT CRASHES
Matthew White
Kevin Lee
False flag
Jacob Perry
When you build highly sophisticated technology but use the lowest bidder who is also a guy who cuts corners to save a shekel
Jaxon Miller
Did it happen to take out one of the towers as well?
Brandon Edwards
>moon is anti-semitic
Checks out
Alexander Perez
Moon 1
Kikes 0
Nathan Lee
Provide a legitimate source, please.
Dylan Stewart
Breaking911 Twitter you dip
Tyler Sullivan
>Provide a legitimate source, please.
youtube.com
Spacekike crashed into moon over 130m/s
PRESS S TO SPIT ON ISRAEL.
Carter Reyes
>Provide a legitimate source, please.
bbc.co.uk
William Evans
>according to the Shoah Times. shoahme.org
All 6 astronauts died. Word is that in the final moments, the 60 astronauts cried out, "Oy Veh!" Then the anti-semitic moon vented some kind of gas into the air bringing the craft down with all 600 on board. There will be a baby dick blood drinking ceremony held tomorrow for the 6,000 brave souls who died today. If anyone wishes to donate shekels in honor of the lost 60,000, all donations will be subject to interest. After the world is required to honor the dead 600,000 astronauts, no one will be allowed to question why the moon hated the jews. You will always remember these 6,000,000 lost astrojews Goy.
Juan Gray
checked, holy shit
Levi Clark
lmfao never change Jow Forums
Kayden Taylor
Is the moon /ourcelestialbody/?
Noah Mitchell
6 million keks
Thomas Diaz
Moon nazis nuked that shit
Charles Kelly
Checkeked
Nolan Phillips
Golden post.
James Brooks
LMAO
Colton Brooks
Per capita Israel easily beats Iran,
Joseph Johnson
On the other hand, India has already built a street on the moon four our future astronauts.
Aiden Johnson
There wasnt anyone on it, its a satellite and nothing lands on the moon, never has and never will
Chase Hernandez
When the moon found out Israel's plan
Ethan Murphy
777million died for this post
Easton Davis
Guys, get in here.
You're not going to believe this.
Henry Bell
>There wasnt anyone on it, its a satellite and nothing lands on the moon, never has and never will
HOW DARE YOU DENY THE LUNACOAST
HOW
DARE
YOU
Grayson Davis
Jack Torres
Eli Collins
did it carve a gorge?
Bentley Bennett
They just planted some secret weapons on the moon and said "oops it crashed, oh well"
Sebastian Jenkins
Welcome to the holocoaster!
In spaaaace!
Matthew Diaz
Where did you hear no survivors? I don't see that anywhere
Kevin Allen
There wouldn't have been survivors even after a safe landing.
It was an unmanned craft.
Brody Jackson
Honk honk.
Brayden Allen
It’s annudah shoah - on the moon!!!
Anthony White
Austin Torres
I guess they don’t need foreign aid anymore. Great to hear it.
Jacob Bailey
>You have failed to reach the goal to qualify for receiving the prize
>Still get the $1 million prize to please the overlords
Blake Phillips
>Per capita Israel easily beats Iran,
That's not how it works faggot.
Charles Diaz
BASED
Oliver Cruz
Gavin Evans
Sloppy job white boy
Josiah Johnson
The moon is white. Kek
Connor Sanders
Owen Walker
Connor James
>bear shit 2.0
Charles Parker
give me the relevant time stamp, I dont watch kikes for 2 hours, I just want to see them kvetching
Ryder Baker
>buy Made in China spacecraft toolkit from Alibaba for 500 Shekels
>sell the landing gear for 200 Shekels on ebay
>oh veeeey tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesnt even matter!
>collect 1 Million Shekels price money
Colton Wilson
RIP to the 6 million that died in the crash.
Brayden Murphy
34 minutes onward is where is starts going bad.
Brody Bailey
>that clickbait op
the israeli spaceship was unmanned.
UNMANNED.
Luke Gonzalez
twitter.com
>Hezbollah is laughing at us
Nolan Barnes
CHECKED AND REKT
Isaiah Adams
Adam Phillips
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
were the engines runing on gas?
Nathan Garcia
Make no mistake: there were six Israeli space craft that crashed with no survivors.
Isaiah Bennett
Benjamin Cruz
was that the one where they wanted to build a HOLOHOAX memorial on the moon?
Ian Adams
posts like these is why I still come here
Joseph Lee
ought to christen it with a couple of poopies before the boys show up eh? want them feeling at home on the moon I reckon
Robert Ward
OY VEY
ITS LIKE ANUDA SHOAH
Lincoln Brooks
the moon is antisemitic
Isaac White
you mean 6 gorillion jews were not riding in that spacecraft... so you are a Lunarcaust denier??? thats fucked up bro!
Charles Foster
Witnessed
Joseph Parker
Only because US gibs.
Julian Morgan
Oy vey you win two kekkels
Nolan Taylor
Fuck Kikes. Even the moon doesn't want them there.
Josiah Cooper
CHECKED
Aaron Cooper
this is why i dont leave this site. have another (you)
Benjamin Perry
ssst shutup don't let the normies find out
Brody Turner
Oh no
Ryan Morris
Its almost comedic. First they have problems with an IMU, then telemetry, then the engine fails, then telemetry fails (again) and right when it comes back, and the engine comes back its 1km from the ground and moving over 100m/s vertically and they clap while the think gets smacked to pieces
Isaac Howard
“Moon stops Jew Invasion”
Ethan Perry
Lunarcaust denying isn't cool at all.
THE MOON DID NOTHING WRONG.
Oliver Bell
Ian Hernandez
Gentle reminder of how our ancestors dealt with invaders of the moon.