Germany is quickly slipping into a recession

maybe I should get a job

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As long as government gives out more gibs than the average level of Niedriglohn then it ain't worth it fren.

we are probably 48 hours away from a complete crash if every net tax payer stopped working tomorrow

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Does that mean your house pays for itself?

how is the dole in Deutschland?

The economy is dead in the water here too. They'll all blame Brexit, but they announced Brexit so they could blame the entire systemic problems in the banking system on Brexit voters. QE for a decade and yet they're going to blame conservatives.

>tfw about to finish CE Master's degree
>economy crashes

wat do lads.

Literally the worst time unless you find one that pays exceptionally well.

So that's why Krauts have been shitposting worse than Leafs recently.

It's good if you're an unemployable turk/single mother or by some miracle qualify for autismbux. But the average fucking white male is never that lucky

preferably in a death squad

wait, but germans are saying they're doing better than ever and it's only going to go upwards?

The only solution to that problem that I can think of is to import even more niggers and muslims. Prove me wrong, bigots.

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I thought there were a lot of jobs right now because the newcomers aren't working? anyways thanks for the excuse to not get a job.

>Move to Poland or Hungary
>Start Business
>Find 3D waifu, have 4 kids in Hungary and pay no income tax
Simple as.

England has taken most of the 8 million migrants forced on us by the EU. 8 million into a active workforce of 21 million. Do the math. They have crushed wage inflation. Wages have been killed because of EU migration, and now it is worse as many organisations are simply not advertising jobs and giving them to Polish/ slav agencies for kickbacks. It is orders of magnitude worse that what has happened in America with Mexishits. We have subhumans from Bulgaria and Romania that have exploded the crime rates more than niggers - literally worse than niggers. Then add the islamic invasion on top of all of that, which is all killing the welfare system, as they don't work. This is all EU Kalergi policy.

>CE Master's degree
Hopefully that is Civil engineer and you didn't fall for the learn to code meme.

Nah don't let them sink German bro they wanted a brown country let them drown in it.

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Why haven't you? Both these countries are the same EU slaves as everyone else, not worth learning a new language over

>Germany is quickly slipping into a recession
thanks germoney
we gonna sink with you
well rest of europe too

fuck that
take someone else's job

There's a lot of jobs because they pay like shit / are Zeitarbeit slavery.
You usually get a better deal by Hartzing.

Doesn't this apply to every country?

thanks for the insight hopefully there can be some kind of political movement in the country to turn all that around but I don't see any signs of it I know you have far superior perspective

yeah but hartzing is just boring af and time moves really fast when you spent all day in one place. It's either getting a job or going back to uni.

It's beautiful irony because Germany and France were against expanding the EU east initially but the UK insisted on it to "prevent German dominance". An absolute joke

on the other hand eastern markets were conquered by big companies from west
little shitty shops have no chance against tesco or kaufland

this is gonna be fun

Interesting. I just heard German train companies are also in quite a big trouble, is that true? Or just Polish propaganda? Something like firing 160k(!!!!) workers? Couldnt doctors and enginers from Africa learn to drive trains?

If you can, go back to Uni and do something STEM related.

German rail has always been shit and run by psychos

Is German public transit for profit? If it is anything like here no one rides any of it because it is loaded with shitskins.

Germany's positive economic growth for Q4 2019 is estimated to be almost -1.5% positive increase in the decrease. The state called it a "short back vector increase before a long sprint forward!", in other news the middle class taxation has reached an all time low of 65% a sharp decrease from the 60% tax rate of last year which enables an unheard amount of fiscal support for disadvantaged families of discriminated groups.

uncontrolled third world immigration kills every economy
not just ours
lots of people called it some three years ago and got shouted down for stating the obvious

>-1.5% positive increase
>all time low taxation of 65%
>a decrease from 60%
this would unironically pass as qualified journalism in this time and age

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This is painfully true of Leicester. Of course there are good people but the local paper is full of crime like never before. These Eastern Euro rubbish need to go back to their caves. I voted remain but now the effects have really taken effect i'd vote leave at all costs.

In other news the unemployment rate has dropped to 0% nationwide after the state statistics bureau made a long needed and expected change of definition rendering unemployment to being classified as a full time job.

Baseless rumors of state statistics bureau falsifying numbers have been thoroughly discredited, according to the Bureaus director, Bernd Alexndr Vogel "These libelous and baseless rumors are a danger to our democracy and an insane conspiracy theory spread by Kremlin bots to forment distrust in the state apparatus".

In other good news, the life expectancy of the country has been on a steady positive decline to the mean global baseline for the 20th year in a row, surely a sign of progress.

Not so fast hans you still have to reparations to us

90% of job descriptions in Deutschland
> MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
> Engineering degree (MSc, PhD)
> Minimum 25 years of professional experience in systems engineering for complex systems (e.g. automotive)

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90% of job ads in Germany and Austria is just minimum wage service jobs
I do see STEM jobs advertised on geringfügiger Basis all the time tho and it makes me kek

HARD BREXIT NOW!
4TH REICH SOON!

>be me
>looking for a summer job circa 2019
>oh local library is looking for 5 workers to temporarily replace the workers having summer breaks
>alright, definitely qualified, it's gonna be good
>didn't get the job, they said they received over 600 applications.
Sheeeeeeeeitt

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Czarne murzyny i muslemy w kazdym kurwa pociągu i tramwaju, ludzie to pierdolą i uzywają samochody. Gnide i nędze samie sobie narobili, cwane kurwa schwaby.

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Peter Zeihan was right again!

Big trouble? Nah. But service is slipping, delays and cancellations are becoming more common. I used to commute 65 km (one direction) by train 5 days a week for a few years. On average, a delay of 15-20 minutes occurred at least once a week. 60 minute delays a few times a month. Cancelled trains at least once a month. This was for a regular route between two busy well-connected cities. Germans are pretty anal about punctuality, so this is quite a big deal. Even if it was on-time most of the time still, these delays were way too frequent and regular. A few times I was late for or missed important work meetings, and though my colleagues were understanding, it still made me look bad. One senior colleague (not a boss, just a busybody bitch) chewed me out for it, but she was a menopausal spinster cunt who was unhappy about everything. Sometimes I'd leave early and STILL be fucking late because of the fucking Deutsche Bahn. The shitty service was one major reason I decided to look for a new job.

>hurr durr buy a car
Train was cheaper and faster than start-stop on the highway.

It's nothing like USA, and that you even suggest it shows how clueless you are. Fucking numbskull.

It is a government corporation, in that it runs itself independently as a company, but is ultimately owned by various branches of government. It is heavily used.

He's an autistic gen x faggot who doesn't care at all about race culture or religion, but he's still right in a way but the situation is actually MUCH worse than what he says.

We have to crash the economy so all the fucking rapefugees leave.

Germany and Europe in general is fucked becasue the USA is done supporting you stupid fuckers

Both French and Krauts were for the expansion, but at much slower pace than Bongoloids.

BUT I THOUGHT ALL THOSE RAPEFUGEES WERE TO PREVENT EXACTLY THIS FROM HAPPENING!? !?

>Germans are pretty anal about punctuality
Germans are committed to a very high degree of predictability and consistent reliability (not just reliability). This is reflected in their business practices and everyday living. Being organized and efficient, and adherence to deadlines are the key reasons for our economic superiority on this planet.

The decline of all these values is reflected by the Deutsche Bahn and is an indirect indicator for economic stagnation (eg. lack of investments into future infrastructure projects).

Very nice just crash it all down so the shitskins will finally fuck off

>id
>pee

Anyways, our lord and savior Jew George Friedman predicted this would happen around 2020. Could Mrs. May be stalling Brexit to get Britain a better trade deal?

Either way, Germany is done and Poland is the new Eastern Superpower

>id
>pee
>Heil

Lol, get a load of this bigot over here.

>economic superiority
lol. nigga please.

Poland is an EU welfare nigger and it's not even eastern
It's smack dab in the middle of Europe and lives entirely off German money

Have you looked at the outrageous prices of cars these days?
€40k for a new mid range VW Passat. These people are insane.
No wonder people buy Asian cars.

The entire world is going into fucking recession

Even the gooks are fucked.

Its fucking great.

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NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I WAS TOLD IMMIGRANTS WOULD FIX THIS

>The entire world is going into fucking recession
I wonder who benefits from that?

No migrant can fix the outrageous prices for new German cars.
These people try to jew us, they've even jewed people into leasing cars or taking on debt for them.
Whose idea was it to make prices so high that you need to go in debt to buy one?

btw, those of you that think the coming recession will lead to the "final" collapse are wrong as well.

Best solution is to get out of the rat race.

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People aren't buying those either
Nobody's buying shit but cheap junk anymore

>I wonder who benefits from that?
Well, its a short lived benefit isnt it.

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True, they buy electric scooters instead lol.

DB is getting worse and worse everytime i go there. 10 years ago it was far better. Even the new ICE4 is being retired because of the siemenigger quality is rubbish.

And for the austrian bloke that said ÖBB was better should be joking. I was in Wien 4 days ago adn everyone of my trains i took from mitte were delayed except the one from the airport.

Greetings von Spanien

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Good. Those last longer than modern cars anyway.

Fucking Communist era cars still run, but the newest models nowadays have an expiration date after just a few years.

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t. Batumo-Abuk Mutumbe, Bangladeshi refugee banker

True and checked. Also this looks like a comfy place to live at.

Germany will not crash so fast because we have an ENDLESS supply of slave labour via praktikums or ausbildungs.

We will never run out of shit-tier slaves that will work for 500 € a month.

The problem is that the credibility of VAG is now terrible and that extends to all german products.

And if your economy is based on exports of big companies you are fucked

They barely pay taxes and they're not spending money so they're not much help economically. Case in point North Korea

May's purpose is to stall until either a new vote or for the courts to simply declare that Brexit doesn't count, as is the case with countless referendums in both the EU and certain US states

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Born and bred you fat cunt. Raids across the city this week

leicestermercury.co.uk.

One of my good clients (with his family) was held at gunpoint at his house, and he's not the only one. It's serious.

no worries everyone. after it drops, the new rammstein album's sales will save them all

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you're part of the problem for voting remain

What a gay

BASED

THE PARTY'S OVER, BITCHES

It's not Germany main. The world economy is slipping into recession. Eu, China, America. All of it. Fuck, Canada's a walking corps without knowing it.

>lives in sub 900sqft cuck shack.
>drives 1980 yugo
>is okay with his new (((cozy))) life

GOOD.

I have to deal with German companies all the time and they are all fucking faggots. Kicking back contracts cause of risk and bullshit like that.

I even had to deal with Zoll (German Customs) today and it was a clusterfuck.

>Germans
>efficient

This meme needs to die.

You are 1000% correct. Do that please.

Just break some windows t.Gasseman

How much is gibs? 900€? Should I move back?

The fat times at Siemens are over. A friend told me, that all managers have to fly economy class now. A dying dinosaur, a sinking oil tanker.

>all managers have to fly economy class now
Big if true

>credibility of VAG is now terrible
Don't forget SEAT is part of it. Also you will wonder how the greenwashing will work in the next decade by introducing a whole bunch of new electric cars based on the MEB platform.
VAG will be great and "green" again, guaranteed.

Germans are obviously retarded. All your machinery atleast leaks oil.... at least. Enjoy paying a million nazi bucks for a loaf of bread... again. Fucking retards.

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Death to our foes in the EU!

If Siemens is a sinking tanker, what is then GE? I wouldn't exaggerate the rumors.