Fuck this. I'm unbranding myself

>the male equivalent of giving yourself roastie pussy lips
That's gonna be a hard pass, dawg.

you're a fucking fag dude, kill yourself.

He gon post his newly foreskinned dick pics all over FB and send them to family members at the holidays.

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Fuck off kike shill.

Real talk, is this even worth the effort?

Because when we start purging the kikes we're just going to pull down their pants and check for a scar.

Now you understand the penis inspection day joke.

As an uncut non-kike, it literally fucking blows my mind when I think that there are white men who involuntarily have their penises mutilated shortly after birth because their boomer parents were brainwashed by the ZOG.

kill yourself faggot

This is an image board you lazy nigger

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Who wants a dick that looks like the sandworm from Dune?

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class action suit against all child abusers who have cut children like that without good cause

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What's it like to be snipped? My Dad was based and told the Jewoctors to fuck off away from my penis.

Why bother? It won't change anything. desu, I'd rather be cut I just don't want to go through surgery.

You do realise when hard it looks exactly the same as a cut dick right?

I was thinking about regrowing my foreskin

Looks like an inchworm in a turtle neck.

anything to actually contribute regarding mass male genital mutilation?

Yes.
I did manual tugging to break the skin loose off the shaft, now I've got enough slack to wear a tugger (which I'm doing rn). Having the gland cover and dekeratinized is the difference between night and day.

If affects your penis's sensitivity from constant exposure. The foreskin is a shield to help keep the sensitive flesh isolated so they stay sensitive to contact.

>muh dick is pretty
the absolute state of kike lovers. you probably shave all of your body hair too, faggot.

yes

you're a gay fag and should suicide

>he doesn't know it's as much a Catholic thing as a kike thing
You live so close to the Irish and have yet never learned this. I am disappoint.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Stop thinking, start doing.
Don't run the risk of your dick not working when you're 40.

Oh, like a dog?

Which tugging kit did you buy or do you recommend?

that would be pretty bad ass. like you whip it out and theres like people riding it and not in a sexual way and it opens its mouth and theres like endless rows of spiked teeth

How poor is your personal hygiene that your dick crusts?

How do you even fap without a foreskin?

What is so funny kike?

Think it's funny? Come fight me nigger, I'll give you something to laugh about.

Fight the meme war, boys.

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I'd honestly go crazy. I'm surprised more cut guys arent mass murderers but then I guess being cut makes you servile.

Keep fighting the good fight tug bro

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Faggot I am Irish descent. Dick chopping is not a thing in any European country, Catholic or otherwise.

Only muslims and kikes do it or kids with fucked up phimosis cocks.

Totally not worth it unless you're gonna do some docking with the boys on a Friday night

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Circumslave

I have a TLC tugger but was never able to master the manual technique to get it to the length where it was useful.

>what is the gliding mechanism

I got full coverage, dekeratinized, and a better gait my IQ went up 10 points, my dick got an inch and a half longer, and my salary nearly doubled.
Male genital mutilation is a crime.

>He still thinks that Catholics don't circumcize
How's that rock you've lived under? Must be comfy since you've apparently never come out of it until now.

You’re going to fuck around and end up turning it inside out.

I made a TLC tugger out of a couple of funnels, a paper clip and the elastic band off a pair of boxers. Total cost: $0.97

I recommend a DTR tugger.

It's a callus from rubbing against my clothes for 30 years nigger.

>docking
it's supposed to go in your ass, retard

Not me. Nurses looked at me like I was crazy when I refused circumcision for both my boys. Too late for me though.

Michael's has two piece silicone putty if you want to make something custom

Only Americans do, lol

You think Italians are circumcising their sons? Haha

I've done it for a year

1000% worth it

its like my dick woke up

No more chafing, soreness or dull jerks, everything is better. people with tight cuts get the most dramatic results but have the hardest hurdle. Being covered on a day to day feels amazing

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>it's as a Catholic thing
no it isn't lmao

it's a (((health benefits))) thing, a protestant judaizer thing and a kike thing

Nah, m8, when you're with lads who are proud of your foreskin, you dock to show solidarity. If you don't, you're as gay as a cutfag.

Why not do this?

You have been maimed without your consent.

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If you've been circumcised, you have already been sacrificed to the Jewish god. It's too late for you, but don't let them sacrifice your sons.

Take it up with the Church who encourages Catholics to circumcize. I didn't write the rules, I just know how the game is played. Ignore at your own peril.

Wow look at the prevelence of circumsision in Ireland.

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>tfw phimosis
NO I WILL NOT LET THE JEW TAKE IT

Weird that Americans circumcise their kids.

I mean, I don't need my earlobe technically, yet you wouldn't cut your kids off at birth would you?

Leave the foreskins alone.

Try talking with American Catholics, m8, or don't, I'm not really concerned with what you choose to believe. I just wanna see that juicy foreskin.

Love the burger defensiveness over their mutilated dicks in these threads

>Have guns

But

>Get sexual pleasure removed and mutilated at birth

>But I don't even notice it

Mutilated slaves haha

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American hospitals routinely circumcise newborn boys, without even asking the parents. You have to specifically request that they don't do it, and even then they may still do it. At least that was the case just a decade ago.

Yeah that is what blows my mind. They are supposed to be founded on libertarian principles and one of the first things the majority of them do is involuntarily cut their kids cock off.

Fucking mental. If your parents consented to having your dick chopped off as a kid and it wasn't for a particular religious reason then you are from literal brainlet tier genetic stock.

I am wearing that as we speak. I'm about eight months in and have already seen progress.

Hello, I wasn't mutilated at birth. Cope harder.

Stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy stinky fishy fishy foreskins

>places where they do circumcision
>places where jews, arabs and niggers live

>places where they don't do circumcision
>places where white people and asians live

Everyone not under the control of kikes or muslims.

My cock have never stank?

How bad does your hygiene have to be for it to smell like fucking cheese?

We just wash our todgers you fucking womble.

Pretty much this. My father just laughed at the doctor and called him sick.

I feel sorry for you guys, my mother is English so she didn't let them do it to me.
At least I have the option of getting it cut off and selling it for $100,000 if I want to now

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Eww icky! You don't deserve a foreskin anyway

Im uncut
Cry more

How much skin have you gotten back?

Srsly?
Godspeed

this is true. real huwhite men dock their stinky fishy foreskins together

JIDF/SPLC/ADL is all over this thread. So, with that in mind, I have a message for you Jews. I want you liars all to know that you will be going to hell to burn for all eternity -unless you remove the veil from your perfidious eyes and convert.

Stop mutilating baby boy penises.

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I just ordered one of those. Expecting big things. :3

stinkpot alert

I mean, it's not the end the world. Supposedly there's less pleasure, but if you've never known anything different it's not like you even know what you're missing. Sex feels pretty good to me, anyway. And it works just fine, I've had three kids.

That said, I told those kikes to stay the fuck away from my son's penis, so it's not like I don't have a stance on the issue.

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Yeah why don't they call it what it actually is - male genital mutilation.

They go crazy if a nigger cuts off a roasties clit whilst simultaneously chopping off their sons dicks.

With nothing in place the skin now rests against or just over the corona. Before there was a noticible gap. I'm lucky in that I didn't have a tight cut, and my skin is pretty stretchy so it was really just a matter of stretching what was already there. From what I can gather it will take about a year for everything to clear the corona, and at that point you start to see more progress.

Can't Mossad the Assad

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And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

I have horrible red scaring on the underside of my penis from years of stretching where there just wasn't enough skin. Most of the skin that I have got pulled up from my scrotum so I have hairs growing almost half way up my shaft. I don't have a frenulum, not even bits or pieces of one. The underside of my glans towards the top of my penis where my frenulum should be is as sensitive as the skin on my forearm. I feel nothing there. When I masturbate I try to keep my penis towards as close to my body as possible so that I have extra skin slack to work with. I never really knew how horrible it was until I really started to study it, but there were things I always wondered growing up like "why do my glans start to fuse to my clothing after just a minute or two if they get wet? Is this actually normal?". I've been extremely depressed and anyone I've ever talked to about it just gaslights the fuck out of me so I've just sort of stopped talking about it outside of online. I regularly get suicidal thoughts. I'm thinking about being a tranny since I'm sexually fucked up anyway. I don't know who would wish this on another human being and it gives you a whole other level of what hatred actually means. It would be more merciful just to kill someone then amputate the most erogenous, sensitive and personal part of their body and the worst part of it all is not just how ignorant people are about it, but how unwilling they are in processing new information. It's like your country is one giant insane asylum and you're the only one that doesn't belong in it.

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Obsessing over foreskin is the height of autismic retardation. Also, I'm pretty sure head of the penis is the most sensitive part. Having a gross foreskin covering it up only makes sex less pleasurable.

You limeys have such retarded vocabulary.

(Thou)

>Also, I'm pretty sure head of the penis is the most sensitive part. Having a gross foreskin covering it up only makes sex less pleasurable.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Actually, the 5 most sensitive parts of the penis are all removed during circumcision. Stretching out the remaining skin won't replace them, unfortunately.

i bet a jew runs the business.
get payed to cut it off, then turn around and sell it at a profit