Say something that will help me get through it.
I turn Fifty tomorrow
Samuel Reyes
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Daniel Williams
You'll probably die when you turn 51.
Michael Garcia
>Say something
grow up.
also, not politics
Sebastian Reyes
50 year olds know what Jow Forums is?
James Smith
I've got a few foreskins lying around somewhere if you need a little bump of immortality. It's gonna cost though.
Evan Nguyen
fuck off grandpa
Dylan Jenkins
I turned 55 last year... good?
Andrew Martin
you'll be fine. i am 47 and trust me it will all be alright in the end ((c)Mark Kermode)
you already got here so why stop? just keep calm and carry on. Happy Birthday user
Kayden Ross
Don't come here for positive reinforcement is a fools. You could go to reddit for this if you want, but they're mostly faggots. Take a thing you're great at and realize it. Take a thing you're scared of and murder it in the face. Finish that thing, call that person, and realize you have a lot of time left, statistically. If you are an objectively a worthless do-nothing, change or forget what I said and feel bad.
Caleb Williams
Probably a lot of people hoped you would not make it this far. You have either outlived them or continue to piss them off simply by existing. Happy birthday!
Zachary Roberts
*It is a fool's errand.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Q predicted we would learn
Dylan Diaz
Jacob Torres
I'm 55 this year
Jaxon Adams
You're not a woman.
Ryder Young
No way...
Gavin Taylor
way
Landon Cooper
Gen X Master race reporting for duty.
Christian Gonzalez
>55
A whole year of kek.
Checkem.
Mason Nelson
Fuck off Bob Probert
Isaiah Anderson
Science and psychology have made important strides to help us grow old, OP...
Carson Miller
Fucking Boomer Leaf
Hudson Long
Thanks.
Jordan Bailey
what you have to remember is people of our age grew up with the first PCs. we have always been computer and then internet savvy - way before the rest of them. its from our generation, so a new thing like Jow Forums would be something we knew about early. i personally have been browsing from around 2005/2006 and regularly from 2007.
Jaxson Miller
Been there done that, aint so bad at all m8, then you regress a little and start to dig up your youth and remember what having fun was all about... pretty soon the silver starts to set in and you start to not give a shit ( if you ever did ) finally you settle into it gracefully and stop worrying about it or what people say, what they do becomes a lot more noticeable and you realise that what you knew instinctively as a youth about all the cucks around and the state of the world was always a shit sow and laugh about it...then when you pop in here you impart what youve learned and get laughed at some more, reminding you what it was like when you thought you knew it all and smile at the ridiculous while sagely nodding to yourself at others wisdom... if your wise enough you begin to read and learn as much as possible knowing there is always more to learn, from both young and old alike... it aint so bad Bro, in fact id not have it any other way... welcome to the second half of your century.
Josiah Robinson
>reddit
paf!
Christian Allen
Happy HONK to you
Leo Lewis
I'm 33... 55 is just around the corner. Fuck this gay earth.
David Hall
You'll be fine, 50 is the new 40. Just numbers bro.
Jacob Nelson
They make up half the schizos here. Most of them are on welfare. Pay your taxes, goy.
Jackson Lopez
Stand strong. Thanks
Isaiah Hernandez
kys
Nicholas Cooper
Black people will replace whites in Canada and you’ll live to see it.
Adrian Harris
What if plebbit becomes mostly old people like facebook?
Nicholas Campbell
You have lived long enough to see star wars go from a cult icon to a kiddie sjw Disney tween film. Congratulations happy fucking birthday. Heres to (you)
Michael Green
I'm 55 this month
Robert Gomez
I'm an X-er actually
Grayson Wood
fucking boomer
Christian Green
GAS ALL BOOMERS
Camden Morales
The happening begins soon! You should have a massive stockpile of rifles, handguns, revolvers ammunition, magazines and gear at your age! You will be able to operate harder than these young punks who are noguns!
Jackson Green
based boomer
Joshua Russell
Its just a number, 52 here
Wyatt Cruz
Listen to the words of Odin the High One as recorded in the Hávamál:
Cattle die and kinsmen die,
thyself too soon must die,
but one thing never will die, --
fair fame that you have earned.
A coward believes he will ever live
if he keeps himself safe from strife:
but old age leaves him not long in peace
though spears may spare his life.
Anthony Nguyen
happy birthday boomer.
Adam Richardson
I always liked this one.
youtube.com
Josiah Brooks
no sweat... just one thing... you better be saving your money or have enough to live when you can no longer work ... and that includes everyone telling you no thanks grandpa though you're as capable as ever... it gets harder every day after 55... I always wondered why I saw all those 55+ communities...now I know your body literally starts decaying in ways you never imagined and you are totally helpless to halt it...
Chase Gomez
I’m 67, any boomers older than me or am I king?
*sips*
Easton Richardson
We will all reach that at one point of our lives.
and you probably have more experience than most of us concerning life
Luis Gomez
We share the same birthday!
Benjamin Parker
You're stuck here forever, newfag.
Brody Foster
weak, I'm 88 in 3 months
Joseph Kelly
Probably. It''ll be the gas guy who finds my two-week old dead body on the kitchen floor.
Isaac Collins
Eat shit and die faggot. Your gets are minor and mean nothing.
Austin Sanchez
quads checked.
whats a boomer?
Jackson Morgan
I've been here a while. That's partly how I got this far.
Ayden Nelson
You've live long enough to see the jews go from being the paragon of victimhood to being the focus of the second holocaust
Blake Green
i would berry my dick so far up her ass it would take king arthur to remove it
Liam Hernandez
You aren't 60 yet..............
Caleb Jones
You're younger than Paul Rudd.
Dominic Murphy
I know you're lying because theres no such thing as old people in Brazil. They either get beheaded by drug gangs or eaten by Anacondas becausethey can'trun fast enough. This is established fact.
Thomas Phillips
>I turn Fifty tomorrow
Newfag
Adrian Johnson
>Age is just a number
that tells you how soon you're gonna die
Ryder Bell
OP, as a fellow ancientfag, I hope your bday wishes come true.
See you on your 75th. Because no one ever leaves this place.
Jonathan Gomez
Don't forget a lot of boomer started using the internet when some here were still an equation of probability in the matrix.
Oliver Anderson
Is that what happens to your old people too?
Eli Garcia
summer is here early!
Parker Hernandez
It’s also the pedophile answer
Gabriel Butler
I agree with all of that. Thank you
>there is always more to learn, from both young and old alike
Nolan Cruz
my dad is prolly on here somewhere
Joshua Butler
Nah, we send ours up North to become food for Bird Eating Spiders
Kayden Campbell
Hi son
Sebastian Murphy
I have a son who is prolly older than most anons here
Nathan Miller
What a way to go. Hope they don’t suffer too much
Parker Howard
It's at the point where people offer me a seat on transit. I always tell them to sit down. "That's for old people."
John Wright
say average human age of 80? well then, fren... you are 5/8 ths DEAD.
Zachary Bell
I fucked a faggot once, if he gave birth to a faggot baby you could be him
Andrew Rodriguez
marry me.
Bentley Richardson
90 year old fag here. How do I exit this site?
Eli Rodriguez
Don't waste a boner and swallow your cum
Lincoln Smith
Hey you know what? The world of my childhood is already gone. I'm concerned but I am not afraid.
Jason Hernandez
what color corvette are you gonna get OP
Henry Ramirez
I don't know what to tell you OP.
Getting older sucks.
I've hit 31 and I don't care about politics anymore because I realized by the time anything changes I'll be too old to benefit from it.
So why bother? I'm apolitical now.
Angel Lopez
I'm 55. It doesn't get worse though.
Go get a 20 year old hooker to recharge your batteries, and you'll be fine.
Isaac Turner
Wait till the Gubbmint stops handing out Vit D
Jack Anderson
Star Wars affected me very deeply. My brother and I hassled my Dad until he took us to the Drive-In to see it. The scene where Luke returns to the Farm scarred me.
Tyler Cooper
Bob Probert did nothing wrong
Luke Sanchez
Happy Birthday user
Jack Martinez
Fuck off Jim
Adrian Long
Fuck off mike
Lucas Johnson
There are people over the age of 30 on Jow Forums?
John Hernandez
Hi Mike
Bentley Howard
Based. Will I get laid quads?
Leo Phillips
I also turn 50 this year
Jace Jenkins
50 isn't fucking Boomers. We are Generation X and you insult us everytime you confuse us with our degenerate parents.
>tfw a reply ing to a 27 year old Boomer
Andrew Howard
Now more than ever. I was 20 when I first came here. Jow Forums is getting old that's probably why we lost our meme magic.
Mason Rodriguez
Landon Jenkins
he will buy something gay due to flag like a 4cyl mustang convertible or the new supra
Eli Cooper
As someone who came to Jow Forums at 20, I'm glad people of all ages are here now, because only by channeling awareness across all generations simultaneously will we reach the singularity.
Ethan Thompson
I killed fitty men
Oliver Harris
Indeed.