This isn't the real Julian Assange...

This isn't the real Julian Assange. The real Julian Assange was killed shortly after they raided the embassy and extradited him on a flight out of Heathrow while it was locked down in October 2016.

The person you're seeing is a clone.

Why now? They waited until the "Russia investigation" was over so they could drag this stooge out and have him eventually tell the US the leaks came from Russia, not Seth Rich. Also, the clones don't look so convincing when they are "fresh", a couple years of aging and a beard hide any physical discrepancies nicely.

Remember that the most effective lying technique isn't to directly make a false statement, it is to show or say something that once accepted as real, necessarily makes some other tangential premise also true. As in, this Julian clone coming out and saying Russia was behind the leaks isn't the big lie they are trying to sell. People will bicker about whether the leaks really came from Russia or Seth Rich, but nobody will discuss whether this is the real Julian at all. And it isn't. He was killed because he had more information and was going to release, much more damaging information, and they had to kill him to commandeer it and make sure that didn't happen.

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Get back on your meds

Agreed.

Do people in Tel Aviv drink coffee or tea in the mornings?

I can confirm this is a clone

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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Oceans razor would seem to suggest this is the real Assange.
With nothing to go off but your schizoid ramblings, I have no other alternative but to ignore your bulkshit and suggest you McFucking lull yourself.
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Have some more fluoride faggot

How do they age the clone?

The clones they have at this point age more or less naturally with time once it's created.

But unless they cloned Julian when he was a baby, and they've been keeping the clone in captivity all this time with the amazing foresight that they might need it in the future for situation like this - wouldn't the clone be significantly younger than Julien?
Just because you take DNA from an adult doesn't mean the clone starts off "life" as an adult.

We will soon see whether 10.16.16 was the day Assange was killed...or saved.

>Just because you take DNA from an adult doesn't mean the clone starts off "life" as an adult.

They can do that now bro. They can "grow" people, full size adults.

>Do people in Tel Aviv drink coffee or tea in the mornings?
Why don't you step out from behind your flag and tell us?

So is Pam fucking the clone or in on it?

Since when did /x/ start raiding Jow Forums?

it was honked from the beginning

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That's bullshit, but I believe it.

[citation needed]

It's really Amy Schumer with a beard and CGI.

The Bobbie has his hand on her ass. She's going to show up as Dr. Ford and press charges 30 years from now.

Screencap this.

>more realistically
This video was taken in october