What's with millennials and avocados?

What's with millennials and avocados?

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I'm low carb and avocados are part of my diet. But they taste aweful

They somehow got marketed as an expensive luxury item.

Instagram rich kids fell for it.

Eat a Brazil nut everyday. 2 at most. Lots of selenium and very beneficial.

Also put a few drops of your morning mid stream urine under your tongue or sip a little and you'll be healed of everything

they taste good

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mixed with garlic they make great sauce on baked/fried bread. Also rich in nutrients. But basic hipster makes everything with avocado that's why we make fun of it. It's like riding vintage bike for them just to show how hipster they are.

Checked.
Millennials have destroyed the Human Race by being obsessed with Brunches, and not buying Property and impregnating women.
The small minorty that did manage to get their limp noodles up after a Rick and Morty Netflix Marathon gave birth to Zoomers.
My Grandfather fought a WAR for this disgraceful "flossing" and "tidepod" eating to occur.
Fuck it all

High fat low nutrients fruit

Having an avocado tree would be so dank.

I've read stories about trees that produce SO MUCH fruit that it becomes a nuisance. Neighbors get pissed 'cause fruit spills into their yards.

Why is this fruit considered expensive?

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Very buttery.
Good sandwich topping.
High LDL
Low HDL
Cheap when in season or in Costco boxes
Good for low-carb or carb-cycling diets
Good for keto
Great source of fats.
Tasty with salt & pepper or your favorite local hot sauce.
Boomers hate it because it's not a mayonnaise or miracle whip
X'ers are too useless to care about health and nutrition.
And it's part of this complete balanced breakfast

You could make one yourself with the seed, it's not that hard, but I am not sure if they bare fruit at all and even if they do it would take between 10 - 15 years for them to bear fruit for the first time.

Mexicans. I see commercials on tv that say buy beaner avocados. It's the result of propaganda shilling imports from shitholes.

Their Brain is the size of the pit

The fuck are you talking about nigger.

1. Scoop it out into a cereal bowl
2. grab a fork and start squashing it into a dip
3. Once it's squashed enough, pour a tiny little bit of milk on the bowl, like 2-3 teaspoons
4. Mix it up and keep trying to make it into a dip
5. Add a lit bit of salt
6. Keep mixing
7. Get some low-salt chips (alternatively, don't put salt on the avocado, and do use salted chips) and dip on it or put that shit on a sandwich

Takes 5 minutes. You're missing out desu.

>Avocado diplomacy
Jews need to Link the US with those Mexicans using avocados
Once a stronger relation is established say hi to OPEN BORDERS and more shit skins

Up the Ra

Yeah, they cost a whopping .78ยข and a share half with my gf. I'm out of control.

I think the problem is it makes a bunch of fruit at once and it's not very savable, though I guess you could make guacamole and freeze it.

>vegan
>marketed as healthy
>Mexican therefore diverse
>can make a lot more of said diverse refried puke dishes with it
>cheap and plentiful so (((they))) can slap a "organic free-range LGBTQBRAAAP-inclusive" sticker on it and sell a $0.02 fruit for $9.99

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Why are bokmers obsessed witb millenials?

WHOS AGUAGATE IS THAT

Millenial does: [literally anything]
Everyone: "how can millenials do that?"

>it's another jewish pedophile thread

They taste good.
But they are ridiculously expensive. I only buy when -33% or something.

Edible Avocado production created new methods to improve yields meeting under-served demand. As this snowballing has happened recently you prescribe it to this generation despite it not really having all that much to do with them.

whats with jeb and guac?

any mushrooms have selenium...
You can low carb without the wrinkly green ball sack

Ha Ha. They cost about a dollar a piece in Russia.

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I've always eaten avocados here in Puerto Rico and now young Americans are destroying the magic they always had for me.

Why you do this to everything?

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They're expensive at shitty hipster joints and popular restaurants, not the store, idiot.
They're roughly $1 per almost nation wide.
Don't be smug when you have no idea what you're talking about.

t white person who doesnt season his food

Puerto Rico has no magic. Stop being an idiot.

Why did they live a lifestyle they couldn't give to their children?

yall got them big ass avocados

What's the deal with jews and forced memes?

>millennials and avocados

>Millennials have destroyed the Human Race by being obsessed with Brunches

I've never heard of either of these. is right. What IS the deal with kikes and forcing memes? Just because you can't something to be real doesn't mean it is.