Powerful

and then the room clapped

>Undocumented
>Posting about being undocumented
Has anyone called ice yet?

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>buying overpriced drinks

I get the pike coffee when someone else is buying

this

fpbp

just leftist power fantasies.

Lets get this dudes identity and deport him

BRAVE

Illegal immigrants should be rounded up and shipped out

I'm a Conservative and I agree with you. My spouse does this constantly and it makes no sense to me. Personally I boycott Starbucks.

If these arrogant fucks are stupid enough to announce their illegal status report them report them right away

>This user was deported later that day

Best comment

>Things That Didn't Happen for $800, Alex.

He deported yet, cmon

and then the coffee clapped

Report him

Never happened.

who pisses their money away at (((starcucks)))?
just brew your own coffee at home in the morning
you don't need coffee in the afternoon anyway, it'll just interfere with falling asleep at night

Starbucks a shit. If I want a giant cup of hot or iced coffee in the morning to sip on for the rest of the day of driving around I go to dunks. If I want to sit down in the shop and enjoy an actual decent cup of coffee I go to Nero's or some non franchised place.

Then his prolapsed sphincter fluttered, which sounded vaguely like clapping.

Or call 866-DHS-2-ICE

I've ordered something from Starbucks in these situations:
>with a group of other people
>had a gift card for some reason or another
>literally the only choice for coffee, like in a small airport or at a theme park
>my company is comping it
>Delta provides free Starbucks inflight
Their breakfast sandwiches are actually kind of good. If I order coffee I only order it black, and they'll do a pourover. I prefer supporting local roasters if I can find them, but harder said than done while traveling a lot of the time.

Things that didn't happen, example 5329

these

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but he cut in line in front of all those legitimate immigrants

This is so pathetic I don't believe it's real.

>undocumented gay ass
It’s like they’re daring us to commit genocide.

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>undocumented
Well you know what you need to do Ameribros.
mobile.twitter.com/bxglez

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So much bravery in the world today!

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So powerful!!

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Hmmm

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whats the problem with this, good for that little girl stickin up for herself and others.

You know how I know this never happened?
>gay
>undocumented
>said no
an illegal asshole just flew over my house

>And then everyone clapped
Right on cue

He's missing the part where the hateful bigoted MAGA hat wearer demanded his papers and then beat him to the ground, leaving him unconscious.

nice try "potato papi". Do these larps get you retwats?

Great point. This fudgepacking spic unintentionally validated Trump’s argument.

They don’t learn do they?
50,000 points to the first person to get the ICE on this mother...fatherfuckers powerful gay undocumented ass.
Wew! Also I’m probably breaking my 21 day no-sex vow later.
Feels gud.

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Can’t forget the obligatory:

>”This is Trump’s America now, faggot!”

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Maybe if we all call ICE he'll have a POWERFUL confrontation with them and BTFO the EVIL NAZI FACISTS who EAT BABIES.

How much of this id-pol garbage is just basically minorities navigating the day-to-day inconvenience of living in a competitive, rather than collaborative, low-trust society? They internalise inconvenience because of some kind of perceived or real inferiority.

On reflection, it's asking the people who have essentially built everything around you to compromise further instead of just being thankful.

>everyone is like on TV
>And then we all had ginger ale and lashings and lashings of marmalade on toasted crumpets and flew back to Hogwarts for a quick round of Quibbage.
>Then I sharted, because my anus is prolapsed.

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happy?

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>t. Rongald mig dongald

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No report him to ICE

yea im not telling ice i saw a tweet you guys should get on that

Who is so busy they can't wait in a line for something non essential?

>just go to mcdonalds.
my god, i fucking hate you city cucks.
>i cant make my own coffee
die in a fire, faggot hipster

#justhipsterstories

Mate I'm a bong this is your duty to white Americans and the country your forefathers built

Proving that lefttards are as retarded as MIGAtards.

This pleases me.

This

For fucks sake his name is potato.

why haven't you faggots found his name yet, ICE Form wants a name

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>mobile.twitter.com/bxglez

His snapchat is: brayanizzle

Maybe Braya Nizzle?

Do you know what else is gay, annoying and entitled? Gangstalking jews:

targetedjustice.com/

This could easily be satire holy fuck

Yeah seriously wtf Jow Forums you're better than this
>inb4 nypa

this one might actually have happened
given kamala's penchant for hoaxes I wouldn't put it past her to organize something like this for all of her events

> cntrl F and then everyon....
i only entered this thread to see how many replies there would be before this was posted.

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Powerful.

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For shame/pol/

>hate Bart style red caps because they are ebil
Geez, they’d love me.
>are you TRYING to look like a big Nazi, huh?
Look like? Yes... Look like.
That’s silly, why is a Twitter account any different to any other communication form, an address, anything? You’re not firing on all cylinders, it’s not like we want you giving evidence on witness protection and picking wise guys out of line ups, it’s a fifteen minute laugh and then it’s done. Nothing is clearer or easier. This is exactly the same as the hundreds of other ex-tel’s ICE get every day. It’s what they do and what they are there waiting for. ICE are being paid to wait for this intel by you the taxpayer. It’s their job. That cunt is keeping ALL his wages though.
Geez is there someone with a brain who can wrap this powerful ass related incident up in a patriotic ending please?
You are reporting crime. It’s not a crime directly against you, you don’t need to make a statement in court or get an incident number or follow up at all. I’m a security guy, trust uncle /pol I’m not playing with you, this x1,000 is a totally normal day at ICE.
I’ve wrote more than you’ll have to. You should be annoyed more than me, can’t you defend America?

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Snapped u mean

No female working at Walmart has ever been cat called. Ever. They all are overweight they have downs syndrome. You can see right through these fake ass stories.

>i felt powerful

Jfc why are people so weak? Telling a person no isn't powerful, I do it everyday at work. Power would be convincing him to quit supporting Trump, changing minds is power.

I just make coffee at home because I don't like using disposable cups.

When you can’t wear red caps to support your leader this is the next stage in supporters head gear.
The same media who complained about a funny Trump wrestling meme from Reddit endangering them have caused so many assaults and breaches of the peace, abuse and violent intimidation by instructing their idiot viewers in what is acceptable ‘majority group’ behaviour. All done as they cried out in pain.

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Did I ever mention to you guys that I'm gay? That's right, I'm gay.
Just to make sure you heard me right, I am gay. Gay I am.
You got that? I'm gay, ok? Deal with it.
Hey, you sir don't look interest enough. Are you a homohater, huh? Well tough break, buddy. I'm gay.
Look at me I'm so gay!

Man I love Finns

Then everyone clapped and I got a parade for being so brave.

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Only ever get Starbucks if it's the only thing available
They burn the fuck out of it usually

>if you want black coffee, just go to mcdonalds.
or just make it yourself you lazy fat fucks

their americano is top tier, don’t care for anything else though

Well you’re in luck because I have it on good authority that this particular Fin is gay, he may just love you back.

>Powerful.
If DHS is notified of his undoccumented status, do you think he would continue to feel powerful?

I haven't had Starbucks since 2009. :-P

Just reported this nigga to ICE.

I dont understand. Why wouldn't you say no? Do people normally just cut into queues in America?

It is a courtesy to let someone with only 1 or a few items ahead of you.

daily reminder potatoes do not exist

..and then everyone clapped. The they started to cry. Then Jesus himself swooped down on a cloud and got a selfie with the guy for his ultimate own.

ICE'd coffee confirmed

a slow clap

>It is a courtesy to let someone with only 1 or a few items ahead of you.

What so you just ask people who have less item then you if you can go first? How rude. Nobody would ever do that in Britain.

4x the caffeine per volume as McDonalds essentially folgers roast. Pikes isnt a bad drug.