Have you planted your full-acre crisis garden yet?

Fuck up Americuck you can watch from the corner, like the rest of your low T countrymen

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that would be protein which I would already get from the chickens

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I have crisis chickens and crisis pumpkins. But yeah i have a big garden and even a small orchard of fruit and nut trees. Country living is comfy as fuck. I can walk outside naked and scream nigger while shooting an AR.

Potatoes
In my unbiased opinion

Corn. Squash. Both winter and summer varieties. Fruits. Also ferment shit for even more nutrient rich foods. Also fuck mods and jannies.

Why is mexican underlined?

nice. Land is very cheap 500km away from where I'm currently living. I'd have to save money for years, then buy land over there, then move there and then find a traditional woman over there and make tons of children. This seems very difficult.

>unbiased
Potatonigger

Im a lead farmer

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So you have some short term and long term goals. Get working friend.

Gardens are great to grow spices and other fun
stuff, but these are useless nutritionally. Humans are obligatory hyper carnivores. Learn to hunt.

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And for the record, making another man do sexual favours for you isn't "gay", it's fucking alpha

I have one tomato.

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hunt just isn't sustainable during crisis, everibody hunts and the hunt ends with nothing more to be hunted

You're better off having chikens, cows, etc

You have no idea how to grow a tomato plant, please take away the hijuelos before they grow too much

you mother fucker
this is triggering

>crisis garden
>crisis

Fuck me you're an embarrassing leaf.

Any diy infographs that want to share? Books? Or this is just another slide thread? Do someone know about aquaponics or it is just a meme?

I chuckled.

What a great life. Munching on some leaves, get to turn into a butterfly. No gay worms trying to turn your larvae into eunuchs.

again, i'd rather die or become a cannibal.

>Crisis garden
Enjoy getting robbed and killed for food by hayhas when society actually breaks down

I'm going to rape you and make you eat my meat you cannibal.

What plants are you growing? How are you going to grow food in the winter? What are you doing to preserve it? Where will you get spices from? Where will you get your water from?

cold frames

SWEET POTATOES

They grow even more easily than regular potatoes in any soil type that can endure cold, dryness, or overwatering. They are provide prolific yields in aforementioned poor conditions and have a very high sugar and carb source for a crisis situation. They are an ideal starvation food desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=2asTAcnk83c

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yes, go to the supermarket and look in the floral section for bags of seeds. then learn how to grow them.

Vegans are living proof humans can 'survive' on a meat free diet, in a crisis situation where hunting isn't viable which is the case for many people around the world. At least one can survive without meat, just stockpile a shitload B12 and omega3 supplements. Vegans may be unhealthy overall but they can survive.

Just moved to an apartment with a tiny balcony. This shit sucks. I want to get some land already and plant a huge garden. Fuck my life in these cuck boxes

I don't even have an acre to plant in.
Reee

sweet potatoes are godly, best tasting vegetable for its versatility imho

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bad news

they aren't really potatoes.

fiddna pot these mufuckas and stick em in the greeenhouse til mid late may then start another batch of just lettuce in the starter dome

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Based and PotatoePilled.

>Canadian supermarkets
Can you niggers even afford food now?

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and strawberries arent really berries
if it walks like aduck and talks like a duck

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I live in an apartment so no, but I started a garden a few years back at my moms place that I'm looking to expand on this year. I don't really eat veggies since I have a bad reaction to a common compound in them, so I'm trying to figure out what kinds of fruits I can grow here since unfortunately the growing season is short. I'd REALLY love to grow watermelon but it only ends up the size of a tomato before the growing season ends and the cold comes. I still try every year though lol

The virgin crisis prepper goy / The Chad crisis designer jew

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You have to feed the chickens somehow, user

All you're doing is growing it for the biggest baddest motherfucking gang out there. Survival of the fittest.

Salad

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>Fruits
>carbs

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I mean, sugar is carbs, but the shit kind

start them earlier inside maybe, time it and maybe you will get full melons before the season ends

Beans

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>Vegans are living proof humans can 'survive' on a meat free diet,

In a crisis situation you wont have huge stockpiles of B12 and omega 3. Not only that but if it's a scenario where the sun is blocked out (say because of a asteroid or a supervolcano going off), the only way to get D3 is through animals.

Vegans won't survive in a crisis situation, period. Especially since in a crisis situation, you just have what you have locally, so that huge variety of food you're used to goes away.

The people who live by fish, or have their own chickens/ a cow or goat will be the ones who thrive in a survival situation, health wise.

potatoes

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built this b for about 60$. no more windowsill greenhouse

fuck captcha and fuck jewgle

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I built this raised bed by myself

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>foxglove
a man of true taste. these and bleeding hearts are my favorite flower

>Tfw soil is too shit to plant stuff
Gonna die in the happening. Go on without me bros

What material? Nylon sheeting?

>normal food
>not preparing vitamin rich sand and storing vinegar, lemon, sugar, salt to make sand cookies at any time
>not storing water
>not making and storing military style rations
>not preparing your raid gear to steal from niggers who steal from others

Mix in compost, grow cover plants like clover to help slowly fix the soil quality. Harvest and compost them then mix that in too later on with another cover crop

would have preferred 3m but they only had 4
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>to steal from niggers who steal from others
By the time you reach them, they will have nothing for you to raid.

That's so cool!!

I realllyyyy want a dome greenhouse

Make and store hard tacks in sealed glass jars. Without moisture, they'll last pretty much forever. 1 cup of water, 2 cups of flour, spoon of salt. Easy

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>if it walks like aduck and talks like a duck
Then it's probably a Jew!

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>soil frozen
>snow on ground
Guess if I have.

potatoes are nightshade

sweet potatoes aren't

We sure have, fourth year this year, first year potatoes that failed, second year ok potatoes, last year big harvest.

This year wewere thinking into expanding to carrots, tomatoes, sallad and strawberries so we bought 4 green houses and a few very small green houses for onions, and spices like time, basil and stuff.

Growing stuff is one of the few interest me and my share :D

Fishing she does not like but i got a fishing buddy so we can have some fun when the gf's have their fun.

Corn

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Remember

Make a greenhouse, user.
Rocket stove using wood or charcoal, and have white-painted pipes in the floor pumping polyethylene glycol around as a heating fluid

silly op, when the cataclysm comes your garden would be miles under water, it comes after we defeat the beast once and for all, thats why the beast must be kept alive, we must keep the evil alive or we are fucked

Looking to purchase the land in the next couple of years. Figure with automation and the insanity of the cities the only future for my kids is to get back to nature. Figure I'll pick up as many acres as I can in a few years, probably 40-80 acres, and if my boys want to subdivide it when they get older for their own plots that's okay as long as they don't sell it.

How much is your budget?

And if that fails we got a lot of moose and deer in the forest, early august i git this little moose family on my mobile camera (left side a cow with two calves).

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My wer dream

just buy a chicken or something

well, he would have a gun in a crisis situations, I believe

That much land would cost you 100~200k over here, and be a long, long way off from any property

Get a greenhouse nigger

>They grow even more easily than regular potatoes in any soil type that can endure cold, dryness, or overwatering.

I wish

Watch out for prions!

I only own a 25x 40 foot postage stamp

Allow me to promote this forgotten gem: the ultimate warrior.

This film marked forever my interest in the importance of growing tomatoes anywhere

Fun fact sweet potatoes are natures GMO

The amazing thing is that if you simply leave, you will be left alone. There has never been anything to suggest that people who disconnect would get into trouble in all of human history and certainly not now.

You'll be left alone and thing will be alright!

no one with books suggestions?

You’ll need to stake that soon user

Big problem for me is that I live in an area with:

>deer
>no deer fences allowed
>no shooting animals on your property because muh city limits
>no traps etc. because roaming pets and muh keedz might get caught
>also fence around pool lol because it's your fault if some wild nigger cubs break in and drown while mammy was nodded out on crack

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That’s a good corn plant there bobbeh.

Stop putting cock in your mouth Hans.

>no shooting animals on your property because muh city limits
Use a bow/crossbow if the only issue is firing within city limits. Or call the non emergency police line and tell them "hey, there's an injured deer in my backyard and I'm going to put it down. If you get a report of a gunshot near the X00 block of Y street that's just me."

>be me
>plant beets
>half way through season deer come by and eat the tops
>no big deal bulbs are still good
>2 weeks later
>go to water beets
>they're straight gone
THEY STOLE MY BEETS OUT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING GROUND