Brit/pol/ Fight night Edition

>Brexit: Boris Johnson 'wrong on no-deal polling claim'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47913555

>Brexit Party With Nigel Farage 5/2 To Win Most Seats At EU Parliament Elections
continentaltelegraph.com/brexit/brexit-party-with-nigel-farage-5-2-to-win-most-seats-at-eu-parliament-elections/

>Jacob Rees-Mogg's sister to stand for Nigel Farage's Brexit Party in EU elections
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-party-rees-mogg-sister-annunziata-eu-election-candidate-farage-a8866631.html

>MP Heidi Allen 'shaken to core' by 'Brexit hate mail'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-47909051

>Unregistered schools given council funding
bbc.co.uk/news/education-47899473

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Thinking of going on Tinder lads

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grindr more your scene

Popping to Greggs lads, what do you want?

did the EU drive lazy EU architecture?

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At this hour?
Cheese and steak slice please, I've never tried one.

Cheese an onion pasty mate

Post yfw the electorate will STILL vote Tory at the next election

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Steak Bake slice lad, and a bottle of Ribena. Pay you back on Tuesday when I get my giro.

I've been acting awful tough lately.

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its closed u stupid fat ugly pig cunt, erwin dies next season, checkem

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Are you 1815 tough?

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>online nazi
>real life weeaboo
kek

Felchmong

Your politics are more confusing than ours. Is Brexit a go? Is cuck island finally uncucking itself? Will the guillotines finally roll out?

We're all pulling for you guys over here in burgerland.

Sargoy just announced he's running to be a MEP.


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Eddie and the pube

Why didn't you take a picture if you went to the boatyard?

I'll get you a 4 pack of sausage rolls, you sound fat

Brexit postponed until October burgerlad. No more chat about 'such things' until September please.

>wh*tebbois who've achieved NOTHING in their lives are still seething over Obama becoming a president and winning the nobel prize
Lol

>he doesn't have a 24htr greggs drive through

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i want a Corned Beef Paslty , tm , andf covfefe plz madam,.

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MFW you can buy frozen Greggs in Iceland.

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>911 get

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The shop or the country?

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>twitter.com/edballs/status/1116721375748796416

these traitors don't like it up 'em do they lads?

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Yes

no such country as greggs you mong. fuckin wish there was tho

I'm white, I've achieved nothing with my life, and I don't give a shit that Obama was president you Horlicks-quaffing LARPcel
>t. Keanecels
why do you listen to a sconner band?

The trinity of pure evil

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Farage for PM of Greggsland

>youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT3gTu4Sjw
>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on Keanecels

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What happened to yktd

i've been drinking 40% rum a lot lately not giving a shit lately. Have 2 days to get my shit together. Op's director at work has my nuts in a vice, might kill myself instead.

Couldnt Nigel get a better logo for the brexit party, its pretty bland and uninspiring? Who let that through marketing?

My mother keeps giving me the '14 words' gesture. I think she knows about my interracial porn fetish. Racist bitch.

Fuck me
cry more crybaby

pot noodle burns, severe

Google: Overproof Rum

well I suppose you're the expert

I think it looks fresh and modern

in line with a lot of major successful branding

why aren't you sniffing coke you LARPcel?
you drink Horlicks
you listen to Keane

*your

*ur

Sorry to hear that...
If you need to talk my dms are always open.

Not really the logo bears no significants to the party its looks more like an estate agent brand. Teal, really?

you know what to do

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They probably have some over-qualified tory cunt running their marketing campaign.

What is ole Nige' up to now?

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twitter.com/brexitparty_uk/status/1116768504705892353

I thought it looked good in this video
clean and professional appearance
A lot better than the garish ukip logo

It is bland though I will give you that

Up to his nuts in guts

(J)ust because y(o)u have an op(in)ion does(n)'t m(e)an that (i)t is a valid o(n)e, because your opinion (c)an be wrong and w(h)en you h(a)ve a wro(n)g opinion others may follow it(.) Learn to (com)pare and contrast opinions.
dsf

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good post
>Think you need a Facebook for Tinder anyway

Bravo to the user who that together. Brought a tear to my eye. The original monologue was a masterpiece, also.

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Give the wife a squeeze,
She says "I beg your pardon"
But nothing gets me off
Like a wank in the garden.

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my local offie sells that but have been to scared to try it since the time i got alcohol poisoning when i was a teen

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I wish who ever made that picture hadn't put an exclamation mark at the end. Fucking forced laughs are low-tier degeneracy.

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>when i was a teen
You haven't had it since, so you're immune. Same like chicken pox. Rock out with your cock out.

rum and listening to kate bush is all i need

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you've never so much as played with yourself in a shed you LARPcel

setting this as my ringtone lads

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>t. Keanecel who is intimidated by sludge
youtube.com/watch?v=4pdGqzLExLQ

REMINDER LADS THIS IS WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR

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(J)ust because y(o)u have an op(in)ion does(n)'t m(e)an that (i)t is a valid o(n)e, because your opinion (c)an be wrong and w(h)en you h(a)ve a wro(n)g opinion others may follow it(.) Learn to (com)pare and contrast opinions.

Brexit party isn't credible. I like Nige but he only wanted the Brexit party to fuel his personality cult.

Eddie, please get help. There is always somebody who will talk to you on this number.

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>UKIP

fucking dafties these days

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>(((Anna Silverman)))
>male, pale and stale

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nice try gerrard. truth is ukip tried to stay relevant by courting tommeh

So waste your vote by voting for UKIP. A total fucking meme party, not far right enough to get BNP votes, not centrist enough to get Tory votes. Fucking state of UK politics.

>not realising that nige's personality cult is more powerful than all of UKIP combined

UKIP is dead. It's even deadder considering they are putting count duck egg and sargon up for election.

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He's done a number on you.

Yes you already did this, you negro dodging, litre-of-soda swilling product of miscegenation. I hope our tripfags and Redditors join you at this Neinchan.

yeah but they get votes, idgaf about your bloody high Tory vs. dafty nonsense. It doesn't make a difference, all that matter is leaving the EU right now. We can deal with dafties later if you want.

I see I've triggered the Brexit party's brit/pol/ division

N O R F

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honk

May aswell make a nice bit of money while it’s possible

>not snuggling under the warm quilt of rum and having katey singing in your ear.

you're missing out lad

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What did Labour mean by fielding a candidate of such calibre? Are they trying to get the incel vote?

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>>posts a 9/11 shit

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Imagine thinking you could trigger someone with your single digit IQ and shit patter.
I don't vote mate, I refuse to be forced to select a cunt to rule over me. I prefer to let other cunts do that for me.

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I probably won't be able to vote for them either way.

but I think what nigel is doing is great
it's a reason to have some kind of hope

UKIP is only associated with gloomy dread to me.

If he's up for No Deal Brexit I'd vote for him.

brit/pol/ is a UKIP board. #VoteSargon

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did anyone listen to morgoth talking to greg johnson about batman?

sounds like some real Keanecel shit to me
it's coke whiskey and GG Allin til I pass out for me lad
youtube.com/watch?v=IoIiHX-1Gv0

Sargon is the UK's largest consumer of cuckold pornography. What makes you think that is a positive quality?

>UKIP is only associated with gloomy dread to me.

Brexit party will be that x10, believe me. The media incessantly portrays them as such that even Brexit supporters will feel that way.

Mate no one gives a fuck what the media say any more. The media said we'd never vote Leave, the media said Trump would never win. Fuck the media. You put too much faith in Aunty.

SHOVE THAT
WARRANT
UP YOUR
ASS

>brit/pol/ is a UKIP board
>brit/pol/
>board

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